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Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest True Story That Happened To You Or Someone You Know?
Is there a dog that weed up the annoying co-workers leg in the street, or a baby that flung food at your partner after a snarky comment, tell us the funniest true story you have!
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I was driving on the highway, my ex is riding on the passenger side. It is nighttime and I have someone behind tailgating the c**p outta me. Said person passes me and as they pass I stick my hand out and flip them off. My ex the macho man that he is noticed who I was flipping off and screamed the most girliest scream any scream queen can summon, then proceeds to tell me he doesn’t want to go to jail. It was the state troopers, I knew this, I also know my rights, so I burst out laughing so hard I had to pull off and calm my butt down. It’s been five years since that happened and I still laugh out loud every time I think about it.
Driving a rural county road in Dassel, Minnesota, USA. Early 2000's. No other cars, no houses, only farm fields. Out of nowhere, a 1970's orange velvet couch cushion sailed over my car, landed on the road and got caught in the car undercarriage. WTH.
I had a really annoying friend that had been jealous of me since I earned new badges at a club while he was away on holiday, and he said it was my fault that he wouldn’t be promoted! When we did a community event, a dog came up and weed all over his uniform, soaking the leg ! REVENGE AT ITS BEST!!!
Hmmmmm.... I have many funny stories.
One of my favorite stories, that I share is about my big family on my dad's side. Some background information to help, my grandparents had 6 kids, 3 girls, 3 boys. My dad is the oldest boy. My large family has a gigantic sense of humor. On a yearly basis we take large family photos and photos of each individual family. Well this past year My dad and his two brothers decided to have some fun, they were just making the randomest, out-of-the-blue comments and poses. There's one photo of my grandmother trying to look disappointed while also not trying to laugh, while my grandfather was looking proud at the jokesters he had raised. I will say that the age range of my dad, aunts and uncles are 49-37. So imagine grown adults acting like 13 year olds. My family never ceases to make me laugh.
I was playing a game with my family, you know casual fun night and out of nowhere I yell " I love me pudding!"
(Part two:) He had already handed me the ticket by that point and thankfully that was back in the day when tickets were pretty cheap but I was broke so I wasn't happy but anyways I glanced in the rearview mirror before I drove away and he the guy was literally the cop was literally doubled over laughing - like the kind of laughing where your bent over and clutching your knees kind of laughing! Later, a cop buddy of mine told me (laughing also) that I was right, and since then he's met a girl and is engaged...
(Part one:) So I was driving down this really small one-way Street in my neighborhood. And it ends not exactly with a dead end but it's almost a dead end there's like a corner by a park and you can turn down the corner but it's not a busy street at all I stopped for a moment at that corner it's like a stop sign I guess and just took a second and was putting on my eye makeup really quick like just quick refresh so a police officer pulled up behind me on this totally deserted Road where I was at a stop sign and had just paused at the stop sign and he proceeded to get out and start writing me a ticket and I told him I just pause for a second at the stop sign it's basically almost like a dead end Street and there was no cars behind me and I I argued with him a bit more respectfully but arguing and then I finally gave up and said and this was a young dude by the way I said you know what your problem is? You need to get laid more often!
(Part two:) He had already handed me the ticket by that point and thankfully that was back in the day when tickets were pretty cheap but I was broke so I wasn't happy but anyways I glanced in the rearview mirror before I drove away and he the guy was literally the cop was literally doubled over laughing - like the kind of laughing where your bent over and clutching your knees kind of laughing! Later, a cop buddy of mine told me (laughing also) that I was right, and since then he's met a girl and is engaged...
(Part one:) So I was driving down this really small one-way Street in my neighborhood. And it ends not exactly with a dead end but it's almost a dead end there's like a corner by a park and you can turn down the corner but it's not a busy street at all I stopped for a moment at that corner it's like a stop sign I guess and just took a second and was putting on my eye makeup really quick like just quick refresh so a police officer pulled up behind me on this totally deserted Road where I was at a stop sign and had just paused at the stop sign and he proceeded to get out and start writing me a ticket and I told him I just pause for a second at the stop sign it's basically almost like a dead end Street and there was no cars behind me and I I argued with him a bit more respectfully but arguing and then I finally gave up and said and this was a young dude by the way I said you know what your problem is? You need to get laid more often!
