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#1
life
Final score:
39points
purple 4 years ago
yeah, you failed at living*stabs then vents away to admin*
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Amy Dodds 4 years ago
Same here. I even failed at posting this. There is no hope.
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
You didn't fail. Life is a difficult game to play. By being alive means you are winning. I'm currently completely broken; my physical and mental health is shot to pieces. But f#ck it, I carry on. Why? no f#cking idea. There are probably too many people that depend on me staying alive I guess.
RELATED:
#2
Time management. Again and again.
Final score:
20points
#3
I tried to stick a ton of tape on my feet and hands to try to climb the wall. Guess what happened.
Final score:
19points
#4
Mom was getting an IV in the emergency room, we were worried she might have a seizure since there were signs (She was fine in the end). My mom and I were joking with the nurse that I can't look at needles and she asked if I'm prone to fainting. I said I never fainted getting bloodwork so an IV isn't so bad as long as I don't look at it. The nurse just nodded and started working on the line for my mom. I was focusing on some gas tanks on the side and realized I really need to take a sh*t (Later found out that symtpoms of fainting in rare cases may actually make you sh*t your pants). I calmly asked the nurse if there was a bathroom and she just goes "Yea, just behind me!" But she looked up at me and immediately changed her tone of voice "Are you going to faint?" and I'm like "Naaaaaaaaaaah" and it only took me a single step before passing out and faceplanting the door. I'd say that was a major fail on my end. They told me it was perfectly normal and I thought the nurses were just saying that to cheer me up, but while I was given crackers and some water to gain back some strength, a six foot tall body builder next to me passed out from getting an IV himself. They weren't kidding...
Final score:
18points
Esca Sav (Submission author) 4 years ago
Scared the hell out of me, honestly didn't expect it haha
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Melanie King 4 years ago
I passed out in science class once :/ we were talking about HIV and stuff and i was like tired-ish but also kinda felt sick, and so i layed my head on the table and next thing ya know i was on the floor and my teacher is next to me saying my name and im like, WTF why am i sleeping on the floor of my science classroom because when i first started waking up from it it just felt like i was sleeping.
hydrostatic joints 4 years ago
Lol, my mom is a nurse and she said it's often the toughest looking people that are afraid of blood. Also, she met a doctor that was afraid of blood.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
A doctor afraid of blood? how did he get his degree?
Load More Replies... Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)
and did you actually sh*t your pants while you were passed out?
#5
Once, I tried to get out of a beanbag chair and faceplanted on the wall.
Final score:
17points
crimson (mudwing rainwing) 4 years ago
how did u get out of beanbag chair everyone knows thats immpossible
#6
You know that phrase "you don't fail when you don't succeed, you fail when you give up," something like that? Well, I gave up on millions of things that I tried, like various sports, arts, hobbies, etc.
Final score:
15points
Steve Barnett 4 years ago
This quote will help you. It's too long to copy and paste. https://medium.com/writers-blokke/a-life-lesson-from-kurt-vonnegut-of-all-people-4cbd3284c740
ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
No; it's still small enough to copy and paste. "𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮."
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#7
ohhh the material i have...... once in P.E i had to do push ups so i did like 17 and then just face planted onto the floor. i failed math class, and i fail all social interaction i attempt, i failed at remembering all the other things i have failed at.
Final score:
14points
Coco Chanel 4 years ago
I know one thing you haven't failed at! Making me feel like less of a failure!
Imtiredandiwannagotobed 4 years ago
That is pretty impressive by my standards.
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School
Final score:
13points
#9
Walking in a straight line. Not at a DUI test; any time. I've bumped into solid air.
Final score:
12points
Easily Excitable Panda (Submission author) 4 years ago
I've unlocked the highest achievement level of klutzy.
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Coco Chanel 4 years ago
Wow, that's called TALENT. I've never met anyone who could bump into solid air. Congratulations 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
#10
i wall on a climbing wall and almost fell back
Final score:
10points
crimson (mudwing rainwing) 4 years ago
"i wall on a climbing wall" how do you wall on a climbing wall? i want to know
#11
My math test ;P
Final score:
10points
#12
When I got out of my bottom braces, I was given a retainer. At first, I thought that one of the the things equipped to the retainer was the retainer itself. It did not fit on me, so I had to drive up to Colorado Springs to get it fit. It turned out that I was trying to wear the mold of my bottom teeth, and that the retainer was on top of it. I did get Chinese food after though.
Final score:
10points
#13
When I was four, I insisted on getting ice cream and eating it outside in the middle of a Canadian winter. You can probably see how that went.
Final score:
9points
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
My parents used to take my sister and I to Dairy Queen, on a snow mobile, to get a dilly bar to eat while sitting in a snow bank. That's not a failure, that's some fun Canadian childhood.
#14
i was trying to make ramen with the stove and I somehow set 3 rags on fire. now i only make ramen with the microwave. :)
Final score:
9points
Melanie King 4 years ago
My sister tried to make a mac and cheese cup thing in the microwave and it caught on fire coz she forgot the water :/ also she left the bag of bread on top of the toaster while it was running so the bag melted onto the toaster.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
A work colleague of mine put her tupperware box in the microwave once but didn't loosen the lid first so the lid and the container melted together. I got all my students to gather around her and then said " This is an example of what happens when you don't loosen the lid" She got all embarrassed.
#15
Yeah I ain’t gonna go there
Final score:
9points
Imtiredandiwannagotobed 4 years ago
Failed to make a proper submission lol
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I've failed at so many things, including remembering one of them.
Final score:
8points
Coco Chanel (Submission author) 4 years ago
I also failed at remembering what I was going to comment..... oh well
#17
I was making pasta one evening and when I was pouring the boiling water out of the pot it splashed onto my thigh. Was not fun, stood under cold water for like 20min. But I'm okay now because of that.
Final score:
7points
Baby Panda 4 years ago
once i dropped a big pot of boiling water and noodles onto my feet, legs, and the floor. IT GOT EVERYWHERE and it reeealy hurt
Desirae Harris 4 years ago (edited)
i once put a bowl of water in the microwave intending to put the ramen in after (yeah stupid decison on my part) and i spilled it al over my left leg and got a second degree burn not fun
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Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
okay yeah this happened to me but it was a second degree burn and i went to the hospital
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
I once was making a bottle of milk for one of my kids once but didnt tighten the lid properly so when i shook it it went down my leg. It was red raw. my uncle suggest putting cooking oil on it! My aunt said to him " what? you want to eat him?" my leg was blistered for quite a while.
BookCrazyTeen 4 years ago
Ooh my mom did that a long time ago, tho she was trying to put boiling water in jars and they shattered 😣😑
#18
I failed Algebra. During the first class, I discovered we would use different signs to represent perfectly viable signs for inane reasons. Lost all interest in that hog-wash.
Final score:
7points
Marcia Cash 4 years ago
Catholic high skool in the 60's: boy's classes could use calculators and slide rules, girls could not.
Load More Replies... Billy The Kid 4 years ago
Guinevere I don't think Algebra is that popular. PS the down vote wasn't from me.
Load More Replies... #19
right now (and we all did at one point in time) MATH THAT ONE SUBJECT WE ALL FAIL AT
Final score:
7points
#20
I failed 2 classes already in my freshman year in high school that is disappointing, but that was for the 1st semester I am already in my 2nd semester and this time I will actually try doing my work for the other 2 classes I did not pass and those classes were (Culinary and band) so sad oh well ill try my best now.
Final score:
7points
#21
I slipped at the ice skating rink and badly hurt my face, so I had to get an ice pack for the bruise. Freakin’ ice.
Final score:
7points
crimson (mudwing rainwing) 4 years ago
so u slip on ice then put ice on the spot that ice hit. very smart
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
You slip on ice, then put ice on the place that hit the ice, okay- too much ice!
#22
It's not me, but my friend at making ramen correctly. so we sitting, playing minecraft at his house and he wanted ramen and he didn't want to fill it up in the sink, he had cup ramen, and he a pop, so he fill the cup ramen with pop and put it the microwave. three minutes, he ate it and said it was good. i said, i'm going to lay in the snow for a while.
Final score:
7points
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
If it tasted good made with pop maybe it's not a failure but a new way to make ramen (and adding to the unhealthy factor of it).
#23
i fail at liking school
Final score:
7points
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
People made this person have a -2 on the comments, that's not fair, they can share their own opinion!
Load More Replies... Billy The Kid 4 years ago
Like a million other kids. Then you have regrets when you're an adult.
#24
I attempted to do a undertale speedrun. I failed so miserably...
Final score:
7points
Ratatouille 4 years ago
Haven't we all tho? Naruto is easier but still pretty hard if you're not athletic or at the right angle
D e p r e s s e d (Submission author) 4 years ago
The hardest part was killing sans literally! You have to time it just right and hope and pray to God you're still alive. Also when you try to kill him he's always dodging! But at the end of the day, sans is still the hardest level out of all the monsters you encounter.
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Trusting people it’s also not my fault everyone is faker then Kylie jenners lips
Final score:
7points
Zoe Hoesley (Submission author) 4 years ago
Your right not everyone just 70% of the population is fake
Load More Replies... #26
I was making batter for chicken once, and the batter wasn't thickening up like it was supposed to...so I kept adding more (what I thought was) flour. Turned out (after cooking the chicken) I realized I used powdered sugar instead of flour. Sweetest tasting chicken I ever had!
Final score:
7points
#27
I can't write straight on a blank page, I need lines
Final score:
7points
#28
Self love
Final score:
7points
#29
got out of a chair and slipped on the ground and fell down
Final score:
6points
#30
not staying up on my phone all night, until 4 am...
Final score:
6points
Lydia Shen 4 years ago
Reading for me, one time i was like i'll just finish the chapter ( I had just started the book) and ... I finished the book XD
#31
I have failed at a lot, marriages, life, parenting, you name it. BUT I refuse to let it get to me because now that I'm older I realize that I DIDN'T fail at any thing, I just made mistakes, My marriages, I didn't fail, they did, they broke the promises, I tried to make it work, it didn't but I learned what I want in life and now I have the perfect fiance, perfect as in exactly what I want and need. Life, it took me almost 40 years to buy my own home and get my finances in order, but I learned and now I own my own home and am killing it. Parenting, they don't come with a manual. But now that my kids are grown / late teens, I see what amazing human beings they are and I know I did something RIGHT. Ex: my Oldest - 19 just bought someone gas the other day just to pay it forward and that man told her "your momma sure raised you right God bless you." So in the end we don't FAIL we make mistakes and its what we choose to learn from them. I didn't fail... I succeeded at finding what didn't work.
Final score:
6points
#32
accidentally burned a pineapple ...
Final score:
6points
#33
Being my mother's perfect daughter.
Final score:
5points
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
When you try too hard then people expect more! More is never enough. If i kept coming into work early my boss will expect it all the time but if i kept coming in late my boss will get used to it.
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
You don't have to be perfect! Everyone is inperfect, but that's not bad! Does your mom say bad things about you? Talk to her about it with her! Of course you're not perfect, but you're perfect enough.
#34
Keeping my room clean. I cleaned it THREE days ago, and its already to the point where i cant see the freaking floor. Lmaooooooooo, help me
Final score:
5points
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
i tried to keep my room clean...but It's really hard, now it's dirty again.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
if you are a kid then its expected but if you are an adult then hmmmm
#35
So the other day I was trying to make a fort for my brother and HE kept pulling it down ON PURPOSE and then called me a failure then dropped his legos and said sh*t and mind you he is 7 with autism... so yeah he got in big trouble
Final score:
4points
#37
Happiness ...
Final score:
4points
Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)
Hope this helps - What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!" I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now. Let me know if you want more
ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
The suicide hotline is at 800-273-8255. (https://www.google.com/search?q=suicide+hotline&oq=suicide+hotlin&aqs=chrome.0.35i39j69i57j0i433j0l5.2488j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
Louis Wright 4 years ago
Hey. Nothing and nobody can make you happy. You alone have the power to choose to be happy no matter what. Smile, make the world wonder what you are up to !
#38
Growing to 5'1" Kidding (sorta). I failed at keeping 90% of my New Year's resolutions.
Final score:
4points
#39
Finishing this sent———
Final score:
4points
#40
One time I tried to do a front flip in my trampoline, and I kneed myself in the nose.
Final score:
4points
#41
I always tell people I’m the product of my accomplishments and failures. They make me who I am today. I wouldn’t give them back...and there were some doozies.
Final score:
4points
#42
EVERYTHING. Seriously I'm a one woman s**t show.
Final score:
4points
#43
As a teenager, I worked in fast food. One night, while cleaning up, I dropped a cup into the French fry machine that I had just turned off. I reached all the way to the bottom to get it before realizing what I was doing. I, instantly, took my arm out and stuck it in the ice machine before pain took over. My arm turned brown but didn't blister and slowly peeled off. I got the cup though ! A few years later, my younger brother did the same thing making donuts.
Final score:
4points
#44
Trying to have good mental health :P (I'm getting better tho :D)
Final score:
4points
#45
I failed at being the best girlfriend/person i could be...
Final score:
4points
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
If you upset someone for no reason then hmmm but if it was not your fault then sod em
Louis Wright 4 years ago
We all fail at being the best person we could be from time to time. Learn, forgive yourself and move on.
#46
A working skeleton (ehlers danlos)
Final score:
3points
Monica Michelle (Submission author) 4 years ago
No worries it's a super weird disorder my doctors have to google it
Load More Replies... Monica Michelle (Submission author) 4 years ago
None taken. Sorry for the confusion. I have ehlers danlos it makes my connective tissue not hold bones in place. I dislocate a few times a day.
Couldnt_Find_A_Good_Name 4 years ago
Maybe they are specially abled?? (no offence)
Load More Replies... #47
Failed (and still fail) at getting up on my own from the floor or on my back without something to prop me up. All my weight goes to my legs and belly, aka the longest and heaviest parts of my body.
Final score:
3points
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
Try rolling to your side and getting up on your hands and one knee first. Having something to pull yourself up with helps also (example, if you are unsteady and use one, having a walker nearby with the wheels locked is good to pull yourself up on).
#48
Relationships
Final score:
3points
Louis Wright 4 years ago
Stop trying to make relationships with people with people you can't have or really don't want.
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
hmm...let's think about this for a minute...first of all you're stupid. Second of all they probably wanted the relationship but had a fight so they ended it. Something like that.
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failed at being committed to skateboarding tricks.
Final score:
3points
#50
Can't even begin to tell. I have ADD (Attention deficit disorder) so school and focusing. I have this weird sleep disorder called (Maybe you have heard of it) Reading in bed. I also have a special talent to stub toes on walls that I'm not even close to, falling up or down the stairs, tripping on air, and basically having the worst of luck for one week out of every two months. there are no more Band-Aids when it is clumsy week. ….I am forgetting something...… oh yes....as number one on here said, Life.
Final score:
3points
purple 4 years ago
yo the stubbing ur toes that ur not close to, i did the same but i hit the corner of the wall and bent the metal and made a dent in the wall, i was on the other side of the door way too
Just a small town girl. (Submission author) 4 years ago
Oh I have... My science teacher made me an experiment and wrapped me in bubble wrap for the whole day.
Load More Replies... #51
I feel in love with the dream of being a star gymnast, after a year of wasted time and money i gave up.
Final score:
3points
#52
Sports, being athletic, basically anything that involves moving
Final score:
3points
Princess Toadstool (Submission author) 4 years ago
thanks for bringing me back to the days where I’d play on my Wii :?
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playing gituar
Final score:
3points
#54
Physics and Algebra sophomore year. Aced them junior year!
Final score:
3points
#55
Spelking ad grammers.
Final score:
3points
#56
standing up on a horse and going over a jump. one broken arm later
Final score:
3points
#57
1 step away from getting awarded then giving up and starting all over again.
Final score:
3points
#58
I failed manual arts. You know the easy a subject? Yeah. It is the only thing i have ever failed.
Final score:
3points
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
just got to keep trying. Then when you have passed that then you will be absolutely perfect!
#59
I failed my Duke Of Edinburgh Award Scheme. I later failed my first week at secretarial college and was the only one out of about sixty students to have to resit it. I was so upset, but ended up doing quite well.
Final score:
3points
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
I was on the duke of Edinburgh award when i was a kid. I quite enjoyed it. It was your first week in college, different if it was you first year. ; )
#60
I am always failing on talking to others
Final score:
3points
#61
Accidentally caused a space station to deorbit.
Final score:
3points
Bacony Cakes (Submission author) 4 years ago
No, unfortunately. I now have a bounty on me.
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I tried going back home and pulling it off in front of the cops after having one too many. I threw up on one of them.
Final score:
3points
#64
Nevermind in fifth grade I was playing kickball and I went to kick the ball but my foot stepped on it and I fell like Charlie Brown and was knocked out for a few seconds. I failed to kick a ball.
Final score:
3points
#65
Definitely, parallel parking in the driver's license test. Twice, for the record! Now I think I can do it. Thankfully there are cars with parking sensors and cameras now!
Final score:
3points
Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)
Thank god for technology eh? Not long till we get self parking motors
#66
I failed at drawing a person T-T I'm terrible at drawing. The only thing I can draw well is Among Us.
Final score:
2points
#67
Finding the right thing to say to people in the comments.
Final score:
2points
ILOVEBAMBOO (Submission author) 4 years ago
Uh...what should I say to myself...I don't know!!!
#68
I fail at talking to people- mostly boys... -_- Also at time management and attempting to not annoy my siblings.
Final score:
2points
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
Work on the time management then you will find the right time to annoy your siblings
#69
My dreams. I have a somewhat stable life, but I have had to give up on almost everything I enjoyed to get here. I love to laze, to daydream, to read fiction and to paint. Unfortunately, my job and family duties do not leave much time for me to pursue these things. So, I stay up late at night to compensate. Which impacts my day. FML
Final score:
2points
#70
Trying to get the sack. I don't understand it. I must be doing something wrong. (joke) I failed at staying young.
Final score:
2points
#71
the splits... and school
Final score:
2points
#72
1: braking my bike. 2: concentrating at school. 3: stopping my cat from practicing murder. 4: keeping my peppermint plant alive
Final score:
2points
#73
Life.
Final score:
2points
#74
i fail at leaving my cranky sister for 24 hours.
Final score:
1point
#75
Finding answers to long questions on Google. Everyone should have that problem. XD
Final score:
1point
#76
Life
Final score:
1point
Smallgamer051 (Submission author) 4 years ago
Well, it sucks when people that are supposed to love you talk crap about you daily
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I failed as a mother.
Final score:
1point
hi peoples 4 years ago
I'm sure that's not true. If you can't believe in yourself than you have no one. Please keep trying, I'm sure that your kids do love you.
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
Is that the point? I think she might mean something else.
Load More Replies... #78
I utterly failed at returning to bedside ICU nursing (which I'd done for 22 years) after I spend almost 9 years as a stroke program administrator. When I saw that the care I was trying to provide was potentially placing patients at risk, I came home and sobbed like I hadn't since I lost my first wife. Then I contacted my manager to arrange a graceful exit from the position. This was in March. It still hurts, and I'm still job-hunting.
Final score:
1point
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Some things are not like riding a bike. Fair play from taking yourself out of the situation but you were just out of practice. That and a lot of things change in the medical world in 9 years, I'm sure a refresher course and a better induction programme and you would have been as good as the day you left. If it's what you want to do, don't give up.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
Sorry for the loss of your wife but you should consider college. I'm sure your wife wouldn't want you to be a failure. Good luck
#79
walking
Final score:
1point
#82
Dark souls! The only game I have given up trying to beat.
Final score:
0points
#83
I honestly can't think of anything except for when I got a really bad grade in math
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
Guinevere O'Brien 4 years ago
all of these people are saying that they fail at math but I am the complete opposite I am failing ate literary EVERYTHING but math
Monica Michelle 4 years ago
A working skeleton (ehlers danlos) also Latin freshman year, and waitressing
Guinevere O'Brien 4 years ago
all of these people are saying that they fail at math but I am the complete opposite I am failing ate literary EVERYTHING but math
Monica Michelle 4 years ago
A working skeleton (ehlers danlos) also Latin freshman year, and waitressing
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