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#1

life

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Orange
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11 months ago

me too ;(

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#2

Time management. Again and again.

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Mini crewmate
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11 months ago

I think we all have..

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#3

I tried to stick a ton of tape on my feet and hands to try to climb the wall. Guess what happened.

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purple
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11 months ago

spiderman mode?

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Mom was getting an IV in the emergency room, we were worried she might have a seizure since there were signs (She was fine in the end). My mom and I were joking with the nurse that I can't look at needles and she asked if I'm prone to fainting. I said I never fainted getting bloodwork so an IV isn't so bad as long as I don't look at it. The nurse just nodded and started working on the line for my mom. I was focusing on some gas tanks on the side and realized I really need to take a sh*t (Later found out that symtpoms of fainting in rare cases may actually make you sh*t your pants). I calmly asked the nurse if there was a bathroom and she just goes "Yea, just behind me!" But she looked up at me and immediately changed her tone of voice "Are you going to faint?" and I'm like "Naaaaaaaaaaah" and it only took me a single step before passing out and faceplanting the door. I'd say that was a major fail on my end. They told me it was perfectly normal and I thought the nurses were just saying that to cheer me up, but while I was given crackers and some water to gain back some strength, a six foot tall body builder next to me passed out from getting an IV himself. They weren't kidding...

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Aroace tiger
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11 months ago

Lol I've almost passed out it was weird

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#5

Once, I tried to get out of a beanbag chair and faceplanted on the wall.

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11 months ago

Well not quite faceplanted more like fell onto

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#6

You know that phrase "you don't fail when you don't succeed, you fail when you give up," something like that?
Well, I gave up on millions of things that I tried, like various sports, arts, hobbies, etc.

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ILOVEBAMBOO
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11 months ago

HAHAHA

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#7

ohhh the material i have...... once in P.E i had to do push ups so i did like 17 and then just face planted onto the floor. i failed math class, and i fail all social interaction i attempt, i failed at remembering all the other things i have failed at.

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Coco Chanel
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11 months ago

I know one thing you haven't failed at! Making me feel like less of a failure!

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#8

School

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Guinevere O'Brien
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11 months ago

me rn

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#9

Walking in a straight line. Not at a DUI test; any time. I've bumped into solid air.

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Lydia Shen
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11 months ago

How?...

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#10

i wall on a climbing wall and almost fell back

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ILOVEBAMBOO
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11 months ago

How do you wall on a climbing wall? I want to know!

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#11

My math test ;P

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ILOVEBAMBOO
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11 months ago

Ha!

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#12

When I got out of my bottom braces, I was given a retainer. At first, I thought that one of the the things equipped to the retainer was the retainer itself. It did not fit on me, so I had to drive up to Colorado Springs to get it fit. It turned out that I was trying to wear the mold of my bottom teeth, and that the retainer was on top of it. I did get Chinese food after though.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

Are you telling us the tooth?

#13

When I was four, I insisted on getting ice cream and eating it outside in the middle of a Canadian winter. You can probably see how that went.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

your tonged stuck to the ice-cream?

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#14

i was trying to make ramen with the stove and I somehow set 3 rags on fire. now i only make ramen with the microwave. :)

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Melanie King
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11 months ago

My sister tried to make a mac and cheese cup thing in the microwave and it caught on fire coz she forgot the water :/ also she left the bag of bread on top of the toaster while it was running so the bag melted onto the toaster.

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#15

Yeah I ain’t gonna go there

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Community Member
11 months ago

Failed to put a proper submission

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#16

I've failed at so many things, including remembering one of them.

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Terilee Bruyere
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11 months ago

Ahaha I love this!

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#17

I was making pasta one evening and when I was pouring the boiling water out of the pot it splashed onto my thigh. Was not fun, stood under cold water for like 20min. But I'm okay now because of that.

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Baby Panda
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11 months ago

once i dropped a big pot of boiling water and noodles onto my feet, legs, and the floor. IT GOT EVERYWHERE and it reeealy hurt

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#18

I failed Algebra. During the first class, I discovered we would use different signs to represent perfectly viable signs for inane reasons. Lost all interest in that hog-wash.

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Coco Chanel
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11 months ago

Everyone fails algebra, that's why calculators were invented.

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#19

right now (and we all did at one point in time) MATH THAT ONE SUBJECT WE ALL FAIL AT

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Desto
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11 months ago

I hate it but surprisingly I bad with in 80 in that class

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#20

I failed 2 classes already in my freshman year in high school that is disappointing, but that was for the 1st semester I am already in my 2nd semester and this time I will actually try doing my work for the other 2 classes I did not pass and those classes were (Culinary and band) so sad oh well ill try my best now.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

Good luck

#21

I slipped at the ice skating rink and badly hurt my face, so I had to get an ice pack for the bruise.

Freakin’ ice.

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Alden Bruner
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11 months ago

Irony at its finest.

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#22

It's not me, but my friend at making ramen correctly. so we sitting, playing minecraft at his house and he wanted ramen and he didn't want to fill it up in the sink, he had cup ramen, and he a pop, so he fill the cup ramen with pop and put it the microwave. three minutes, he ate it and said it was good. i said, i'm going to lay in the snow for a while.

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Ané Henning
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11 months ago

I don't get this one...??

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#23

i fail at liking school

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Guinevere O'Brien
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11 months ago

I am complete oposite

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#24

I attempted to do a undertale speedrun.

I failed so miserably...

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purple
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11 months ago

Do you want to have a bad time?

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#25

Trusting people it’s also not my fault everyone is faker then Kylie jenners lips

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Lydia Shen
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11 months ago

Not everyone!

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#26

I was making batter for chicken once, and the batter wasn't thickening up like it was supposed to...so I kept adding more (what I thought was) flour. Turned out (after cooking the chicken) I realized I used powdered sugar instead of flour. Sweetest tasting chicken I ever had!

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

sweet

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#27

I can't write straight on a blank page, I need lines

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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢
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11 months ago

Really? I can: STRAIGHT

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#28

Self love

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

Do you have others that love you?

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#29

got out of a chair and slipped on the ground and fell down

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Mini crewmate
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11 months ago

Join the club

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#30

not staying up on my phone all night, until 4 am...

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Lydia Shen
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11 months ago

Reading for me, one time i was like i'll just finish the chapter ( I had just started the book) and ... I finished the book XD

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#31

I have failed at a lot, marriages, life, parenting, you name it. BUT I refuse to let it get to me because now that I'm older I realize that I DIDN'T fail at any thing, I just made mistakes, My marriages, I didn't fail, they did, they broke the promises, I tried to make it work, it didn't but I learned what I want in life and now I have the perfect fiance, perfect as in exactly what I want and need. Life, it took me almost 40 years to buy my own home and get my finances in order, but I learned and now I own my own home and am killing it. Parenting, they don't come with a manual. But now that my kids are grown / late teens, I see what amazing human beings they are and I know I did something RIGHT. Ex: my Oldest - 19 just bought someone gas the other day just to pay it forward and that man told her "your momma sure raised you right God bless you." So in the end we don't FAIL we make mistakes and its what we choose to learn from them. I didn't fail... I succeeded at finding what didn't work.

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Alden Bruner
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11 months ago

Aww.

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#32

accidentally burned a pineapple ...

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

I accidently burned a salad once : (

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#33

Being my mother's perfect daughter.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

When you try too hard then people expect more! More is never enough. If i kept coming into work early my boss will expect it all the time but if i kept coming in late my boss will get used to it.

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#34

Keeping my room clean. I cleaned it THREE days ago, and its already to the point where i cant see the freaking floor. Lmaooooooooo, help me

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Gavin Brown
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11 months ago

same

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#35

So the other day I was trying to make a fort for my brother and HE kept pulling it down ON PURPOSE and then called me a failure then dropped his legos and said sh*t and mind you he is 7 with autism... so yeah he got in big trouble

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Terilee Bruyere
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11 months ago

What part is the failure?

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#36

Way too much stuff.

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#37

Happiness
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Billy The Kid
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

Hope this helps - What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!" I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now. Let me know if you want more

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#38

Growing to 5'1" Kidding (sorta). I failed at keeping 90% of my New Year's resolutions.

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#39

Finishing this sent———

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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢
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11 months ago

...ence.

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#40

One time I tried to do a front flip in my trampoline, and I kneed myself in the nose.

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Mini crewmate
Community Member
11 months ago

Oooh ouch I have done this

#41

I always tell people I’m the product of my accomplishments and failures. They make me who I am today. I wouldn’t give them back...and there were some doozies.

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#42

EVERYTHING. Seriously I'm a one woman s**t show.

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
11 months ago

Dont talk crap! There has got to be something you're good at

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#43

As a teenager, I worked in fast food. One night, while cleaning up, I dropped a cup into the French fry machine that I had just turned off. I reached all the way to the bottom to get it before realizing what I was doing. I, instantly, took my arm out and stuck it in the ice machine before pain took over. My arm turned brown but didn't blister and slowly peeled off. I got the cup though ! A few years later, my younger brother did the same thing making donuts.

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Imtiredandiwannagotobed
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11 months ago

Sir, would you like some french arms?

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#44

Trying to have good mental health :P (I'm getting better tho :D)

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
11 months ago

Good luck!!!

#45

I failed at being the best girlfriend/person i could be...

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
11 months ago

If you upset someone for no reason then hmmm but if it was not your fault then sod em

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#46

A working skeleton (ehlers danlos)

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ILOVEBAMBOO
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11 months ago

I'm sorry..

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#47

Failed (and still fail) at getting up on my own from the floor or on my back without something to prop me up. All my weight goes to my legs and belly, aka the longest and heaviest parts of my body.

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Terilee Bruyere
Community Member
11 months ago

Try rolling to your side and getting up on your hands and one knee first. Having something to pull yourself up with helps also (example, if you are unsteady and use one, having a walker nearby with the wheels locked is good to pull yourself up on).

#48

Relationships

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Louis Wright
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11 months ago

Stop trying to make relationships with people with people you can't have or really don't want.

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#49

failed at being committed to skateboarding tricks.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

Thats tricky

#50

Can't even begin to tell. I have ADD (Attention deficit disorder) so school and focusing. I have this weird sleep disorder called (Maybe you have heard of it) Reading in bed. I also have a special talent to stub toes on walls that I'm not even close to, falling up or down the stairs, tripping on air, and basically having the worst of luck for one week out of every two months. there are no more Band-Aids when it is clumsy week. ….I am forgetting something...… oh yes....as number one on here said, Life.

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purple
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11 months ago

yo the stubbing ur toes that ur not close to, i did the same but i hit the corner of the wall and bent the metal and made a dent in the wall, i was on the other side of the door way too

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#51

I feel in love with the dream of being a star gymnast, after a year of wasted time and money i gave up.

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#52

Sports, being athletic, basically anything that involves moving

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Micah64
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11 months ago

What about Wii Sports?

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#53

playing gituar

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Terilee Bruyere
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11 months ago

It's only failure if you give up trying :)

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#54

Physics and Algebra sophomore year. Aced them junior year!

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Terilee Bruyere
Community Member
11 months ago

Congrats!

#55

Spelking ad grammers.

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Maya Jones
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11 months ago

LOLOLOL

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#56

standing up on a horse and going over a jump. one broken arm later

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Louis Wright
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11 months ago

Lots of us can't do that either.

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#57

1 step away from getting awarded then giving up and starting all over again.

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#58

I failed manual arts. You know the easy a subject? Yeah. It is the only thing i have ever failed.

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
11 months ago

just got to keep trying. Then when you have passed that then you will be absolutely perfect!

#59

I failed my Duke Of Edinburgh Award Scheme.

I later failed my first week at secretarial college and was the only one out of about sixty students to have to resit it. I was so upset, but ended up doing quite well.

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
11 months ago

I was on the duke of Edinburgh award when i was a kid. I quite enjoyed it. It was your first week in college, different if it was you first year. ; )

#60

I am always failing on talking to others

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
11 months ago

i try to avoid talking to others

#61

Accidentally caused a space station to deorbit.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

Watch this space....

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#62

I tried going back home and pulling it off in front of the cops after having one too many. I threw up on one of them.

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
11 months ago

Hooray!!!!! Are you a fan of ' The Pukes of Hazards?'

#63

Driving a stick shift

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#64

Nevermind in fifth grade I was playing kickball and I went to kick the ball but my foot stepped on it and I fell like Charlie Brown and was knocked out for a few seconds. I failed to kick a ball.

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#65

Definitely, parallel parking in the driver's license test. Twice, for the record! Now I think I can do it. Thankfully there are cars with parking sensors and cameras now!

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago (edited)

Thank god for technology eh? Not long till we get self parking motors

#66

I failed at drawing a person T-T I'm terrible at drawing. The only thing I can draw well is Among Us.

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ILOVEBAMBOO
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11 months ago

I'm super good at drawing and I love it! (No offense.)

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#67

Finding the right thing to say to people in the comments.

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Community Member
11 months ago

Uh...what should I say to myself...I don't know!!!

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#68

I fail at talking to people- mostly boys... -_-
Also at time management and attempting to not annoy my siblings.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

Work on the time management then you will find the right time to annoy your siblings

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#69

My dreams. I have a somewhat stable life, but I have had to give up on almost everything I enjoyed to get here. I love to laze, to daydream, to read fiction and to paint. Unfortunately, my job and family duties do not leave much time for me to pursue these things. So, I stay up late at night to compensate. Which impacts my day. FML

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

You need to set a side a time that is just for you.

#70

Trying to get the sack. I don't understand it. I must be doing something wrong. (joke)
I failed at staying young.

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11 months ago

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#71

the splits... and school

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

I split from school before i was supposed to of finished!

#72

1: braking my bike. 2: concentrating at school. 3: stopping my cat from practicing murder. 4: keeping my peppermint plant alive

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hi peoples
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11 months ago

Number 3 sounds like a heck of a story.

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#73

i fail at leaving my cranky sister for 24 hours.

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Maya Jones
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11 months ago

If you're in 3rd grade, why are you on this app-

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#74

Finding answers to long questions on Google. Everyone should have that problem. XD

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#75

Life

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

Life can be a mission. Just got to deal with it as it comes.

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#76

I failed as a mother.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

Are your kids still around?

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#77

I utterly failed at returning to bedside ICU nursing (which I'd done for 22 years) after I spend almost 9 years as a stroke program administrator. When I saw that the care I was trying to provide was potentially placing patients at risk, I came home and sobbed like I hadn't since I lost my first wife.
Then I contacted my manager to arrange a graceful exit from the position.
This was in March. It still hurts, and I'm still job-hunting.

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Donkey boi
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11 months ago

Some things are not like riding a bike. Fair play from taking yourself out of the situation but you were just out of practice. That and a lot of things change in the medical world in 9 years, I'm sure a refresher course and a better induction programme and you would have been as good as the day you left. If it's what you want to do, don't give up.

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#78

Life.

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Billy The Kid
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11 months ago

You only get one life so you just have to make the most of it.

#79

walking

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hi peoples
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11 months ago

Can I hear the story?

#80

Making mac n cheese....... My house reeked for hours.

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#81

i fail at failing to eat :DD

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#82

Dark souls! The only game I have given up trying to beat.

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hi peoples
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11 months ago

Haven't played it yet, but my friends said it's STUPIDLY hard to beat.

#83

I honestly can't think of anything except for when I got a really bad grade in math

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