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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things That Everyone Does But Looks Stupid While Doing It? (Closed)
What are those things that everyone does but look very stupid doing it?
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#1
Talking on their phone using Bluetooth. I don't know how many times I thought someone was talking to me. Or to themselves.
Final score:
37points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
Annoying. i hate it when people are talking on their phone but they have to shout while talking
BusLady (Submission author) 5 years ago
Like on a bus or other small area. I want to ask "IS YOUR FRIEND DEAF?"
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Rose Campbell 5 years ago (edited)
I don’t like when people are face-timing in public (especially when inside somewhere) and holding it high above their heads. What makes it worse is when these people who are face-timing each other are laughing loudly, shouting/screaming at each other back and forth, or talking super loud about really personal or really gross subjects that you really wish you wouldn’t of heard. Oh the FaceTime personal conversations I’ve heard from just being in a mall! Not enough soap in the world could wash out what I’ve heard people talking about.
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#2
Quite often when someone puts eyeliner on the persons mouth gapes open whilst doing it. I have purposely tried to keep my mouth closed and it is not as simple as it sounds.
Final score:
28points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
I dont understand how women can put make up on while sitting on the bus. I tried putting eyeliner on and nearly poke my eyes out! LOL. But seriously, you must have a steady hand.
#3
Not sure if ‘everyone’ does it, but when nearsighted people forget their glasses (or forget to put contacts in) and they have to read something far away their faces get squishy and silly looking. It’s funny to watch through a drive-thru screen cam.
Final score:
17points
Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago
I was gonna ask "Those things have cameras?" But in retrospect, that makes sense
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
What??? I'm never going through a drive thru again.
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razan youssef 5 years ago
Or when you cant tell if someone is making eye contact with you from across the room, so you squint at them for like forever until they refer to you by name. I hate it when that happens
#4
Dipping a french fry in ice cream.
Final score:
17points
Torchicachu 5 years ago
wendy's french fries with the frosties. im sorry to the people that are missing out.
i'll sleep when im dead 5 years ago
ive personally never done that... but my buddies do and I'm just
#5
Poking with the tongue inside the mouth, searching for leftovers :)
Final score:
16points
#6
trying to eat a taco.
Final score:
16points
#7
Yawning.
Final score:
15points
#8
Basically doing anything on zoom. 1. Turning you head 2. Raising you head 3. Rubbing Your Nose 4. Coughing 5. Blinking 6. Covering your mouth to yawn 7. Trying to talk while muted 7. you know what I mean?
Final score:
15points
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
yes. one time i accidently showed my SS class my underwear
Jackson Allinder 5 years ago
My camera doesn't work all the time, but it sometimes cuts in and out. One day, (In boxers) I told them I was going to do something and they let me leave for a bit. So when I left, the camera came on and I was back turned in boxers. I didn't know till I was back.
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Erin Kavik 5 years ago
Zoom doesn't even work for me. Tried, the thing doesn't have sound. Eh, oh well, I'll stick with Skype.
#9
When people flick their tongue upwards and squint their face when they try to open a jar.
Final score:
14points
#10
Trying to look sexy.
Final score:
14points
Just_A_Pansexual_Gal (Submission author) 5 years ago
Yeah, on social media everywhere too.
Load More Replies... Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
Then you realise no one can see half your face bc of ur mask and then you feel silly
Melanie King 5 years ago
Oof the sad thing is i do this but only at home by myself or with my sis i would never even think about dressing that way or anything out in public, but whenever i do it my sis just looks at me and goes, "You look so stupid" and we both start laughing
#11
Feeling like sneezing but then not and being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times before they do. It's saddening.
Final score:
13points
Emily Ashyn 5 years ago
yesss, also sometimes I make a little bit of a sound (like the beginning of the sneeze) but I end up not sneezing and it sounds to awkward lol
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
With this covid I find it hard to sneeze or cough on public transport. I was on a bus once and there was this passenger coughing constantly and didn't even have a mask on! Me and this other passenger moved to the back of the bus.
#12
Getting something out of your eye
Final score:
12points
Autumn 4 years ago
Your crazy. When I get something in my eye I NEED to get it out right away
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Waiting for people to stop singing for your birthday, so you can blow the candles out already.
Final score:
12points
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
Do you smile, do you sing, do you look down awkwardly...?
Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago
I HATE having the birthday song sung to me. It is possibly the worst form of torture invented by mankind
Exotic Panda 5 years ago
.....................happy b-day to you.............. maybe idk when it is
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#14
Brushing your teeth
Final score:
11points
BusLady 5 years ago
I don't have teeth anymore so I don't have that problem anymore. Lol Seriously, dentures.
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
I had a lose tooth a couple of days ago and it was annoying so i had to pull it out with tweezers
#15
Ask a straight person what aromantic is and 99% sure they won’t know!
Final score:
11points
Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago
Now I do. It means asexual. I... probably should have guessed that
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dandelion moon 5 years ago
Because they look stupid trying to figure it out
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aestheticaly_angelic 5 years ago
i think i know, but idk the difference between asexual and aromantic
Erin Kavik 5 years ago
The first is a lack of sexual attraction, the second a lack of romantic attraction.
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️️️Trans gay boy️️️ (Submission author) 5 years ago
✨congratulations✨ You have made the 1% of straight people in this chat who know what it means
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MiaOokami 4 years ago
A romantic and aromantic are two completely different things. If you are aromantic, you do not feel romantic attraction.
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Vaping.
Final score:
11points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
I call them heads in the clouds. Especially when you are walking behind them and you get them horrible smells!
J Sizz (Submission author) 5 years ago
I'll admit that some smell good but it's just annoying, the sound of them sucking on their robot d*cks drives me nuts.
Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago
Man, there are so many ads about stopping vaping and using dip on Youtube, and even though I don't actually USE that stuff, the ads scare the crap out of me
hydrostatic joints 5 years ago
Yup, kids at school will vape in the bathrooms, classrooms, the bus, everywhere. And it leaves the scent behind and makes me cough.
#17
Trying to dance. Some people just throw their arms and legs everywhere and the movement never goes with the music.
Final score:
10points
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
OMG I love dancing but I'm terrible! I just find a cool looking move and do it over and over. And then I realise how stupid I look
Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago
Don't be. I do that because I'm not a good dancer when it comes to free dance.
#18
Chewing gum. Even worse, chewing gum with a mask on.
Final score:
10points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
Chewing gum loudly. When i have team meetings in work I deliberately take in a packet of hard boiled sweets so every one is making a sucking sound. It winds the managers and the goody goody's up.
Melanie King 5 years ago
Yeah i had a class where my teacher said, you are allowed to chew gum in my class, however, act like you're not. If i know you have gum because i can see/hear it, you're not allowed to have gum anymore
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
When you chew gum you look like a steer chewing its cud. I cannot take gum-chewers seriously becsuse they look sub-human.
Kisses4Katie 5 years ago
Haha, I can't breathe super well through the mask and I keep my mouth wide open without realizing it. I hope I don't look took ridiculous!
Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago
*smack smack smack* *SMACKS THE THE COLOR OUT OF THEIR FACE*
#19
Biting the back of ur had bc it itches.
Final score:
9points
Iðunn Ýr The Icelandic Panda 4 years ago
Bwahaha. Good you made this comment bc I was not getting what you were trying to say 😅 I was really wondering how one bites one's own head, picturing someone really going from side to side, trying to reach 🤣
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#20
Trying to end a conversation where you said something stupid and need to escape.
Final score:
8points
#21
When you stub your toe
Final score:
8points
#22
Laughing. And then you realise that you used your stupid laugh in front of your crush and not your cool laugh.
Final score:
8points
Melanie King 5 years ago
I laugh a lot and i laugh in like a million different ways but my sis seems to think i only have one laugh so whenever i dont laugh in that way shes like, "stop faking" and im like, who are you to tell me when im actually laughing?!
Sent From The Slytherin House (Submission author) 4 years ago
So I laugh a lot, because you know when people cry because hey see other people crying, that's me, except with laughing, even if the joke makes no sense. Also sometimes (all the time) I add to others' conversations in my head, and laugh at how funny I am.
#23
Surprised no one said this - having sex.
Final score:
7points
Eagle Girl 5 years ago
Thank you!! First thing I thought!! Not Porn but Real Life bc Man....there are some weird faces (and noises) Lolololol
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
If you can't handle this, then you probably shouldn't be on the internet.
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Responding to “Happy Birthday!” With “You too!”
Final score:
6points
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
or "have a good time at this place" "you too!" *Oh wait, they're not going*
that one girl who cant shut up 5 years ago
I remember 4th grade everyone said happy birthday to me i said ok thanks you too its so embarrasing
Unified Mosquito 5 years ago
Once when I was younger my dad said "I'm going to go shopping" and I responded with "OK, have a nice time."
Unified Mosquito 5 years ago
Once my dad said "I need to go shopping" and I responded with "OK, Have a nice time" Not my finest moment.
#25
when you get a kink in your neck and then it just hurt so you roll your head around and people think you are crazy
Final score:
6points
#26
Squealing or laughing while reading a good book or watching a good show. Or yelling at characters for doing dumb things.
Final score:
6points
YoChicken 5 years ago
i do this all the time. once i legit started jumping up and down before the character did something stupid. my bro be like wut
Iðunn Ýr The Icelandic Panda 4 years ago
My son does this! Mind you, he has ADHD and autism, but he is sometimes so sweaty after watching a TV show, or playing a game 😆 one might think he was out exercising! 🤣
Load More Replies... Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
yesss! when i get excited I do this weird spasm thing with my hands and sqeal
Melanie King 5 years ago
Oof ill do this, ill just be reading a book or whatever and then start laughing like crazy and my sis is like, what da fuq
#27
Twerking
Final score:
5points
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
lol, i do it with my friend just for fun if we're doing a dance battle in her room or something, but it always seems awkward and wrong
Autumn 5 years ago
Oh man my sister does it all the time! It gets really annoying. Also girls would do that at school dances. So awkward......
Load More Replies... Melanie King 5 years ago
My cousin and her mom twerk at each other a lot randomly, i saw my aunt do it once and i was like, Are you okay?
#28
Smoking. It's annoying and unhealthful, as well as the cause of millions of fires.
Final score:
5points
#29
At least for guitarists, your face while playing guitar, people make fun of it but almost everybody does it someway or another and they do it naturally by playing or without realizing it.
Final score:
5points
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
I'm learning. But just beginning, so I'm afraid I can't relate yet
Potato o Doom (Submission author) 5 years ago
Good luck, best advice I can give you is just to practice everyday and don't stop practicing.
Load More Replies... Billy The Kid 5 years ago
When they are playing air guitar and pulling the faces like a rocker. Lip between the teeth and frowning like they are actually playing. LOL
#30
That one moment when you try to impress someone and it completely goes the wrong way
Final score:
5points
Eagle Girl 5 years ago
8th grade. cute boy. jumped off a ride at a fair. to look cool thought lit worked until... it kept moving & knocked me over. I lie there, under the ride, hoping no one saw me, whispering to my bestie "Are they gone yet?" They weren't
that one girl who cant shut up (Submission author) 5 years ago
oof yeah it was this school year (6th grade) and im really smart and there is this one kid in my class who does the most stupidest stuff like saying stupid stuff as answers and looks at me to see if i laugh while me and my best friend (my crush) are looking at eachother just mouthing how stupid this kid is being
Load More Replies... that one girl who cant shut up (Submission author) 5 years ago
I havent done it but a lot of boys have done it to me and its hilarious.
#31
Brushing their teeth... We all look like rabid wolves foaming at the mouth.
Final score:
5points
#32
when you hit your elbow or run into the corner of a table or you et hurt in some stupid way and then you just kinda crouch down or cradle the part you hurt. or when you actually yell, it's like we are in a cartoon when that happens.
Final score:
4points
#33
Using a toilet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOjtBmLrjho
Final score:
4points
#34
winking. Unless you can 100% flawlessly do it, its a squinty-blink thing
Final score:
4points
Makayla Rhodes 5 years ago
I can almost do it flawlessly. O don’t know why, but no one can ever tell if I blinked or winked, because I do it so well
#35
not lestening then yu start laughing hoping it was not a question.
Final score:
4points
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
Or when you can't hear what they're saying and you have them repeat themselves 4 ties and then you still have no idea, so you just say a quiet "yes" and walk away.
#36
walking up an isle and splitting your pants trying to be sexy
Final score:
4points
#37
When you can't hear what they're saying and you have them repeat themselves 4 ties and then you still have no idea, so you just say a quiet "yes" and walk away. (Sorry, I already commented this, but I think it's pretty good)
Final score:
4points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago (edited)
My dad once said that when some one drones on and you give up listening, he just follows their expressions. If they smile he would smile, if they frowned he would frown........ I do this during team meetings.
#38
Coughing with a mask on
Final score:
3points
Gon Freecss 5 years ago
Or even better, putting your arm up to cover it even though you have a mask on.
Unified Mosquito 5 years ago
lol, i think after quarantine everyone is gonna forget to cover their mouth, so I do it anyways for practice.
Load More Replies... Alyssa Linder 5 years ago
How about taking your mask off to cough? I've seen it and it was the most useless!
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
Sneezing. And its a big runny one too! How many people here change their masks and how often?
Lula!!!! 5 years ago
If they're cloth, then we wash them after about three days of wearing.
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Pee on the side of the road, when you just gotta go.
Final score:
3points
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
then looking onto the empty road hoping no one will see
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
https://www.facebook.com/iSEENTit/videos/woman-poops-on-the-floor-in-a-grocery-store/511206562786646/
Billy The Kid 5 years ago (edited)
I was actually walking to a friends house and i see a woman taking a dump down this alley. She quickly pulled up her knickers and quickly walked ahead. i dont know if she actually finished what she started
Melanie King 5 years ago
Ok so i absolutely refuse to pee anywhere but a toilet, and my sis says im acting like a princess but like, i dont wanna pee in the grass!!
#40
Well, I talk to my dog and people look at me like I'm weird. I tell him which way you want to go at an intersection and so on...
Final score:
3points
Melanie King 5 years ago
aww doggo, i hope it doesnt impair(i hope thats the right word for it) him/her too much, also good for u for having him/her :)
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#41
Asking someone out
Final score:
3points
Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago
A guy kissed me on the cheek when I kindergarten. I had no idea what personal space was so I kicked him in the balls. No guy messed with me ever again after that.
Melanie King 5 years ago
I only even tried this once.... got a middle finger as an answer..... (never seen the person cuss or anything like that before...)
#42
Feeling like sneezing then not actually sneezing then being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times. It's unfortunate, really.
Final score:
3points
Anarchy (they/them) 5 years ago
Fun Fact: A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm, it's why you feel unfulfilled when you don't sneeze! I'm sorry for imparting this knowledge onto humanity...especially the innocent ones...my apologies
Melanie King 5 years ago (edited)
Uh i didnt need to know this but thanks......?
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#43
Wellll not many people do this anymore but dabbing it just looks so stupid and also the TikTok dances are all stupid I don't think people realize how dumb they look doing that. My cousins show me the dances all the time and they think they're so cool
Final score:
3points
Eagle Girl 5 years ago
Did you mean dancing? Bc you said dabbing. Dabbing what? Like french fries in ranch? That's not stupid, that's just right.
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
Dabbing: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fz%2Fcartoon-girl-dabbing-dance-pose-isolated-white-background-cartoon-girl-dabbing-dance-pose-120986247.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dreamstime.com%2Fillustration%2Fdab-dance.html&tbnid=BnseYfpRRj6ldM&vet=12ahUKEwjwsJ2NvK7tAhUZ3awKHar1CuQQMygHegUIARDrAQ..i&docid=Cva0sUqoFKPhTM&w=1300&h=1390&q=dabbing%20dance&safe=active&ved=2ahUKEwjwsJ2NvK7tAhUZ3awKHar1CuQQMygHegUIARDrAQDabbing:
Load More Replies... Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago
I don't think you know that you comment hurts peoples feelings, my friend would be crying right now.
LegendYak (Submission author) 5 years ago
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt feelings. I'm sure there is some tiktok dance out there that doesn't look bad :)
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#44
Eating boiled eggs, I KNOW EVERYONE HERE hates the freeking smell of those!!
Final score:
3points
Erin Kavik 5 years ago
Only in an enclosed area with lots of other people. Hey, if I didn't like the smell of a boiled egg in my own house then I wouldn't eat it. Just...not in public ew no.
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
I have a work colleague who is constantly eating eggs and stinking the place out. She has been banned from eating eggs in any work space area.
#45
When you're in a car, and kinda dancing to the music, but not really. Once I saw this dude accidentally honk his horn while pretending to play drums. The guy in front of him wasn't too happy about it.
Final score:
3points
#46
Farting LOUDLY shamelessly.
Final score:
3points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
At home yeah but not in public. My uncle every time he got on a busy bus he would make a noise like he just farted. The other people will look at him and move away. Ah the joys of space. LOL
#47
picking the nose. everyone does it. don't deny it.
Final score:
3points
Erin Kavik 5 years ago
The most common question I get when people notice that I have a septum piercing is an embarrassed "can you still pick your nose?". Well, yes you absolutely can!
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
Everyone. Does. It. (with a mask it's even more awkward)
#48
Checking for a killer before showering. Let's be honest. Everyone does it. It's just weird.
Final score:
3points
i'll sleep when im dead 4 years ago
I bring a knife into the shower... they're never gonna see that coming! Killer pulls back the curtain like 'reet reet!' and I'm like 'Reet reet yourself, m**********r!' and stab him right in the eye! You thought the physco was out there? Surprise, the physco is IN HERE!!!
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
Yep. I'm missing a door for my closet (It wasn't rolling right) so I always have to check in there every night.
Jackson Allinder 5 years ago
Bullcrap, I don't do it, I also bite ice cream, walk in the dark, tell the barber I don't my cut g, and I fart and ask if people smell popcorn so they get a deep breath. The devil is afraid of me.
Yea Imma Cat Butt (Submission author) 5 years ago
ya.......those are not funny habits. your just weird.
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Iðunn Ýr The Icelandic Panda 4 years ago
I didn't know ppl did this 😲 I live in Iceland 🇮🇸 I don't think ppl do this here. But wow, that actually sounds scary if you have to do this.. Hope no shower murderers get you!
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trying to put something between your lips to hold it then realizing your wearing a mask
Final score:
3points
#50
i do taekwondo. we have things called songabons (nunchucks in korean i think) but you feel so cool doing the form and crap and then u watch someone do it exactly the same as you and they look so clumsy. just me? ok.
Final score:
3points
#51
Feeling like sneezing but then not and being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times before they do. It's saddening.
Final score:
2points
Aza Bae (Submission author) 5 years ago
oof- sorry for the triple post! The site was all hanging and ish and then i thought it hadn't published it. also thanks exotic panda for telling me! i feel so embarrassed
#53
Threading a needle.
Final score:
2points
Erin Kavik 5 years ago
I will totally have my tongue poked out in a goofy expression while threading it. Oh, I have to wet the end to get it to thread, can't thread it at all otherwise.
Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago
I have been sewing since I was two and have still not improved on my needle threading skills.
#54
opening your eyes wider than needed to separate your eyelashes
Final score:
2points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago (edited)
That's annoying. Or a hair from the eyebrow hanging down and you cant get rid of it. I think i need to shave my eye brows off
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
YESSSS!!!! Because for some reason I don't have the energy to do it with my own hands.
#55
I was at a restaurant, and a waiter served the food. He said to enjoy my meal. I SAID YOU TOO!!!!!!😖
Final score:
2points
Dooberman 4 years ago
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#56
Putting on deodorant
Final score:
2points
#57
Voting for Trump
Final score:
2points
hey, not my problem 4 years ago
not everyone does that.... no reason why they should! remeber, he lost the popular vote TWICE!
#58
• Fart • Burp • Try to put the finger in the correct glove slot • Try not to get a froth moustache • Trying to wipe something off your face without looking into the mirror • Trying to pick out food stuck in the most inaccessible area of the mouth
Final score:
2points
#59
Struggling to take off jeans while standing.
Final score:
1point
#60
Listening to music then pretending you're in a music vid and/or like making montages in your head but from the outside you look crazy.
Final score:
1point
#61
Just watching 'My So Called Life' & Angels reminded me. Chewing! “I mean, if you stop to think about chewing—like, what it really is. How people just do it. Like, in public.” (Thank you Atlantic for copy & paste!)
Final score:
1point
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