What are those things that everyone does but look very stupid doing it?

#1

Talking on their phone using Bluetooth. I don't know how many times I thought someone was talking to me. Or to themselves.

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Billy The Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Annoying. i hate it when people are talking on their phone but they have to shout while talking

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#2

Quite often when someone puts eyeliner on the persons mouth gapes open whilst doing it. I have purposely tried to keep my mouth closed and it is not as simple as it sounds.

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BusLady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we learn it as teens and it becomes a lifelong habit.

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#3

Not sure if ‘everyone’ does it, but when nearsighted people forget their glasses (or forget to put contacts in) and they have to read something far away their faces get squishy and silly looking. It’s funny to watch through a drive-thru screen cam.

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#5

Poking with the tongue inside the mouth, searching for leftovers :)

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#6

trying to eat a taco.

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Forty-Two
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had tacos every week for 3+ years and i still can't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#8

Basically doing anything on zoom.
1. Turning you head
2. Raising you head
3. Rubbing Your Nose
4. Coughing
5. Blinking
6. Covering your mouth to yawn
7. Trying to talk while muted
7. you know what I mean?

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#9

When people flick their tongue upwards and squint their face when they try to open a jar.

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#10

Trying to look sexy.

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konnarw1
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol i can agree with that a lot of girls in my school try too hard XD

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#11

Feeling like sneezing but then not and being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times before they do. It's saddening.

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#12

Getting something out of your eye

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#13

Waiting for people to stop singing for your birthday, so you can blow the candles out already.

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#14

Brushing your teeth

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BusLady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have teeth anymore so I don't have that problem anymore. Lol Seriously, dentures.

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#15

Ask a straight person what aromantic is and 99% sure they won’t know!

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#16

Vaping.

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Billy The Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call them heads in the clouds. Especially when you are walking behind them and you get them horrible smells!

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#17

Trying to dance. Some people just throw their arms and legs everywhere and the movement never goes with the music.

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#18

Chewing gum. Even worse, chewing gum with a mask on.

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Billy The Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chewing gum loudly. When i have team meetings in work I deliberately take in a packet of hard boiled sweets so every one is making a sucking sound. It winds the managers and the goody goody's up.

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#20

Trying to end a conversation where you said something stupid and need to escape.

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#21

When you stub your toe

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#22

Laughing. And then you realise that you used your stupid laugh in front of your crush and not your cool laugh.

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Lula Gage
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol I know what you mean. But any laugh is a 'cool' laugh, because being happy is the most attractive thing you can be. :)

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#23

Surprised no one said this - having sex.

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Eagle Girl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you!! First thing I thought!! Not Porn but Real Life bc Man....there are some weird faces (and noises) Lolololol

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#24

Responding to “Happy Birthday!” With “You too!”

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#25

when you get a kink in your neck and then it just hurt so you roll your head around and people think you are crazy

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#26

Squealing or laughing while reading a good book or watching a good show. Or yelling at characters for doing dumb things.

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YoChicken
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i do this all the time. once i legit started jumping up and down before the character did something stupid. my bro be like wut

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#27

Twerking

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Lula Gage
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, I think people should be allowed to do what they want lol. doesn't bother me really

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#28

Smoking. It's annoying and unhealthful, as well as the cause of millions of fires.

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LegendYak
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agreeee and also when people leave their cigarette stubs everywhere it bugs the crap out of me >:(

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#29

At least for guitarists, your face while playing guitar, people make fun of it but almost everybody does it someway or another and they do it naturally by playing or without realizing it.

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#30

That one moment when you try to impress someone and it completely goes the wrong way

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Eagle Girl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

8th grade. cute boy. jumped off a ride at a fair. to look cool thought lit worked until... it kept moving & knocked me over. I lie there, under the ride, hoping no one saw me, whispering to my bestie "Are they gone yet?" They weren't

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#31

Brushing their teeth...
We all look like rabid wolves foaming at the mouth.

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#32

when you hit your elbow or run into the corner of a table or you et hurt in some stupid way and then you just kinda crouch down or cradle the part you hurt. or when you actually yell, it's like we are in a cartoon when that happens.

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#33

Using a toilet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOjtBmLrjho

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konnarw1
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that was a funny vid thanks for submitting your post on my thread

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#34

winking. Unless you can 100% flawlessly do it, its a squinty-blink thing

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#35

not lestening then yu start laughing hoping it was not a question.

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Sent From The Slytherin House
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when you can't hear what they're saying and you have them repeat themselves 4 ties and then you still have no idea, so you just say a quiet "yes" and walk away.

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#36

walking up an isle and splitting your pants trying to be sexy

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#37

When you can't hear what they're saying and you have them repeat themselves 4 ties and then you still have no idea, so you just say a quiet "yes" and walk away. (Sorry, I already commented this, but I think it's pretty good)

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Billy The Kid
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad once said that when some one drones on and you give up listening, he just follows their expressions. If they smile he would smile, if they frowned he would frown........ I do this during team meetings.

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#38

Coughing with a mask on

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Gon Freecss
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or even better, putting your arm up to cover it even though you have a mask on.

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#39

Pee on the side of the road, when you just gotta go.

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#40

Well, I talk to my dog and people look at me like I'm weird. I tell him which way you want to go at an intersection and so on...

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#41

Asking someone out

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Eat your veggies KIDS!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy kissed me on the cheek when I kindergarten. I had no idea what personal space was so I kicked him in the balls. No guy messed with me ever again after that.

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#42

Feeling like sneezing then not actually sneezing then being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times. It's unfortunate, really.

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Anarchy (they/them)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun Fact: A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm, it's why you feel unfulfilled when you don't sneeze! I'm sorry for imparting this knowledge onto humanity...especially the innocent ones...my apologies

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#43

Wellll not many people do this anymore but dabbing it just looks so stupid and also the TikTok dances are all stupid I don't think people realize how dumb they look doing that. My cousins show me the dances all the time and they think they're so cool

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Eagle Girl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you mean dancing? Bc you said dabbing. Dabbing what? Like french fries in ranch? That's not stupid, that's just right.

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#44

Eating boiled eggs, I KNOW EVERYONE HERE hates the freeking smell of those!!

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Erin Kavik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only in an enclosed area with lots of other people. Hey, if I didn't like the smell of a boiled egg in my own house then I wouldn't eat it. Just...not in public ew no.

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#45

When you're in a car, and kinda dancing to the music, but not really. Once I saw this dude accidentally honk his horn while pretending to play drums. The guy in front of him wasn't too happy about it.

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#46

Farting LOUDLY shamelessly.

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Billy The Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At home yeah but not in public. My uncle every time he got on a busy bus he would make a noise like he just farted. The other people will look at him and move away. Ah the joys of space. LOL

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#47

picking the nose. everyone does it. don't deny it.

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Erin Kavik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most common question I get when people notice that I have a septum piercing is an embarrassed "can you still pick your nose?". Well, yes you absolutely can!

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#48

Checking for a killer before showering. Let's be honest. Everyone does it. It's just weird.

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i'll sleep when im dead
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bring a knife into the shower... they're never gonna see that coming! Killer pulls back the curtain like 'reet reet!' and I'm like 'Reet reet yourself, m**********r!' and stab him right in the eye! You thought the physco was out there? Surprise, the physco is IN HERE!!!

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#49

trying to put something between your lips to hold it then realizing your wearing a mask

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#50

i do taekwondo. we have things called songabons (nunchucks in korean i think) but you feel so cool doing the form and crap and then u watch someone do it exactly the same as you and they look so clumsy. just me? ok.

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#51

Feeling like sneezing but then not and being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times before they do. It's saddening.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oof- sorry for the triple post! The site was all hanging and ish and then i thought it hadn't published it. also thanks exotic panda for telling me! i feel so embarrassed

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#52

when you blow on something with a mask on...

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#53

Threading a needle.

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#54

opening your eyes wider than needed to separate your eyelashes

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Billy The Kid
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's annoying. Or a hair from the eyebrow hanging down and you cant get rid of it. I think i need to shave my eye brows off

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#55

I was at a restaurant, and a waiter served the food. He said to enjoy my meal. I SAID YOU TOO!!!!!!😖

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#56

Putting on deodorant

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#58

• Fart
• Burp
• Try to put the finger in the correct
glove slot
• Try not to get a froth moustache
• Trying to wipe something off your face without looking into the mirror
• Trying to pick out food stuck in the most inaccessible area of the mouth

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#59

Struggling to take off jeans while standing.

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#60

Listening to music then pretending you're in a music vid and/or like making montages in your head but from the outside you look crazy.

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#61

Just watching 'My So Called Life' & Angels reminded me. Chewing!
“I mean, if you stop to think about chewing—like, what it really is. How people just do it. Like, in public.”
(Thank you Atlantic for copy & paste!)

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