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Hey Pandas, Valentine’s Day Will Soon Be Upon Us, In Honor Of This Day, Let’s Share Some Wrong Pick-Up Lines
If the object of your affection likes these lines then you have found your one true love.
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Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Are you a BBQ? Because I want to slap my meat onto you.
I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside.
There will be only seven planets in the solar system tonight after I destroy Uranus.
are you my appendix? cuz theres just this feeling i have inside that makes me want to take you out
Are you a rubix cube? cuz the more I play with you the harder you get
Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you against my desk and do you all night
Are you looking for a stud? cause I've got the std, all I need is u
"You're so hot! I'd burn every chair on earth so you'd have to sit on my face."
After I posted this I remembered many years ago I worked at a restaurant and the dishwasher said to me 'You look tired. Let me clear you a place to sit.' Then he wiped his mouth! 😡🤢
Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish I could fill
Hey baby, I want to be an Astronaut and get stuck in that black hole.
Are you gutka? Because I can’t stop seeing you everywhere
(Gutka is chewing tobacco which people spit out wherever they want to)
Roses are red, violets are blue, your body has room for two. (has been said to my friend before by a grown adult who thought she was twenty.)
Are you a tide pod? Because you look like a snack
If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter, can I come for dinner in between the holidays?
LMAOOO I'M SO SORRY
Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish were I could fill
Incidentally posted before editing for spelling sorry ;-;
