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4. Stan theoneandonlynoira until she puts one on. I have a feeling that she would be good at this.
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Question…? (4 Year Old Version)
Tailor Stitch
I remember
These Legos, my toys
Open mouth, bad choice
I haven’t pooped it out since
I swear I digested just fine
‘Cause I don’t remember who I was
Before I read about stomachs
In that mag I’ve burned since
But one Lego after another
Stupid stomachaches, “by the ways”,
Lying awake, and I
Have to say, yesterday
I stuffed seven Legos in my face
Can I ask you a question?
Did you ever eat seven Legos in one afternoon
And then start worrying because you couldn’t poo
So to counteract effects you ate a balloon
And then what did you do?
Did you wake Mommy up in the middle of the night? Oh
But you’d already woken her up seventeen times, oh
So she yelled “go back to bed”?
At least that’s what my mother said
It’s just a question
X-ray time, bad surprise
I told you I wasn’t fine
That probe was in my mouth till I bit right down
The doctor frowned
‘Cause I swallowed that thing
It was one Lego after another
Heckin’ ICUs and doctor probes
And “is he O.K.” and “I think so”s
Woke up afraid, the next day
Wrote an essay on the doctor’s low education
Can I ask you a question?
Did you ever eat seven Legos in one afternoon
And then start worrying because you couldn’t poo
So to counteract effects you ate a balloon
And then what did you do?
Did you wake up your mommy in the middle of the night? Oh
But you’d already woken her up seventeen times, oh
So she yelled “go back to bed”?
At least that’s what my mother said
It’s just a question
Does it feel like everything’s just like
Edible, forgettable, doctor’s right
And what’s that that I see, Lego food is free
And it’s so tasty, and yummy and colorful
And spiked, so tonight
Can I ask you a question? (Can I ask you a question)
Did you ever eat seven Legos in one afternoon (In one afternoon)
And then start worrying because you couldn’t poo (you couldn’t poo)
So to counteract effects you ate a balloon
And then what did you do? (Do)
Did you wake up your mommy in the middle of the night? Oh
But you’d already woken her up seventeen times, oh (seventeen times)
So she yelled “go back to bed”?
At least that’s what my mother said
It’s just a question
Don’t Stand So Close To Me (Quarantine Version)
The Po-Pos
COVID, the subject
Of studies by Fauci
We know the mask’s weird,
But where’s the vaccine?
Everything is closed now
Make sure that that’s six feet
I forgot my tape measure
‘Kay, that’s at least sixteen
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
This mask is so disgusting
It smells like dirty feet
But no matter what we don’t
Want to catch that darn -19
Quarantines, vaccines
All of these dumb teens
Leave so fast, if I could
Be sure that was six feet
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Angry words over a red line
Again, I test and test
If I don’t meet this deadline
I’m in everlasting debt
It’s no use, I give up
I start to sneeze and cough
I curl up on the couch and
Ignore all of my thoughts
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me
This is the song Tonight, Tonight (By Hot Chelle Ray), but it's about my quarantine. (I had an extra year of it because my parents made me be in homeschool right after quarantine for my 7th-grade year) but yea.
(Socks, shoes, pants)
It's been a really, really messed up year
Twelve months of torture, twelve months of quarantine
and my friend all thinks that I've disappeared.
I've been gone for a while, and I think that they all quit me
(La, la, la) whatever
(La la la) it doesn't matter
(La la la) oh well
(La la la)
I'm leaving this house,
tonight, tonight!
There's a place with no masks and real people!
Tonight, tonight!
I don't have to homeschool and I think I'm fine!
I don't know if I'll make it, but hey, I'm gonna take it!
It's alright, alright! Tonight, tonight! I'll be being all like:
La, la la, Ok.
La, la la, this is my life!
La, la la, alright.
La, la la.
I woke up with a weird fever.
I don't think it's covid, but I'm going to ignore it.
I don't want to be homeschooled again!
But hey maybe if they don't notice it!
la, la la. Ok
la, la la. it doesn't matter
la, la la. oh well.
I'm leaving this house,
tonight, tonight!
There's a place with no masks and real people!
Tonight, tonight!
I don't have to homeschool and I think I'm fine!
I don't know if I'll make it, but hey, I'm gonna take it!
It's alright, alright! Tonight, tonight! I'll be being all like:
You got me coughing like Oh, Woah oh.
No covid
Oh, Woah oh
Ok, maybe.
Oh Woah oh, oh c**p. Oh Woah oh.
Oh, my friends bro I really missed them, I feel real bad, yo, they must miss me
Oh, my parents, would they be mad, yo? I do not know, yeah, would they not care?
everybody, Oh woah, oh. (C**p)
Oh, woah, oh. (Ur mom)
Oh, woah, (I'm confuzzled)
Oh, woah oh
I'm leaving this house,
tonight, tonight!
There's a place with no masks and real people!
Tonight, tonight!
I don't have to homeschool and I think I'm fine!
I don't know if I'll make it, but hey, I'm gonna take it!
It's alright, alright! Tonight, tonight! I'll be being all like:
La, la la, Ok.
La, la la, this is my life!
La, la la, alright.
La, la la.
(This song is too long ima just end it here lol)
Driver’s License (Road Rage Version)
Rolivia Odrigo
Did she just get her driver’s license?
‘Cause I’ve been stuck behind her car
Driving five miles an hour
Starin’ at the same front yard
Usually people speed through the suburbs
Nobody really wants to see the same house
With rotten white roses and all sorts of dog turds
And people sleeping on their couch
Oh God now she’s crying
Why can’t she start driving?
I really need to be at work soon
'Cause if I’m not on time my boss will fire me
And I know nobody’s perfect but I've never seen someone drive this slow
And I just can't imagine how you could be so carefree on a Tuesday
Guess you must be seventeen with no responsibilities
'Cause you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be
And both my legs are tired
Of pressing on my dumb brake pedal, and
I’m so sick of hearing you texting
And immediately crying once you hit send, yeah
I’m still driving through the suburbs
And waiting for this brunette to stop so I can move
And I know nobody’s perfect but I've never seen someone drive this slow
And I just can't imagine how you could be so carefree on a Tuesday
Guess you must be seventeen with no responsibilities
'Cause you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be
'Cause you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be
Red lights, stop signs
That’s when I’m okay with pausing, stopping
I’m never driving this way again now
'Cause what if this brunette girl really gets her heart broken (move, move, move, move)
Lines that she’s crossed
Listen, there’s no traffic, stop crying
Press on your speed pedal
God, I'm so blue, know my job’s through
Oh God now I have to pee (move, move, move, move)
And I know nobody’s perfect but I've never seen someone drive this slow
And I just can't imagine how you could be so carefree on a Tuesday
Guess you must be seventeen with no responsibilities
'Cause you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be
Yeah, you’ve been here forever, some people got places to be
the first verse of 16 tons but woman.
Warning: everything here is a joke, don’t get offended I did this in ten minutes while riding a bike⚠️
Some people say a woman’s made out of mud
A woman’s made out of vagina and blood, vagina and blood and fat and stomach
I'm looking forward to seeing some song parodies@theoneandonlynoira
I'm looking forward to seeing some song parodies@theoneandonlynoira
