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I own tons of clothes with fake pockets. I HATE IT! Share some stupid things you own.
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#1
C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape
Final score:
55points
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
"Doesn't work" but that seems to be just some adjusting of the cutting plate? Worth fixing!
iblowsheep 4 years ago
https://www.ebay.com/itm/114762463123?hash=item1ab8603793:g:mC8AAOSwUkxgcy6c
Lyn Moffett 4 years ago
If you can unscrew the tape cutter you can reattach the blade from a pencil sharpener. Works just as well
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#2
Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It
Final score:
47points
Canadian potato (Submission author) 4 years ago
there are 48 of them, do you want the names?
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#3
My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It
Final score:
42points
Princess Procrastination 4 years ago (edited)
Um Miss, your dog looks like it's possessed by a Victorian era child who drowned in the River Thames
#4
Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion
Final score:
40points
#5
So Many To Choose From!
Final score:
37points
#6
Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima
Final score:
37points
Carolina Vieira 4 years ago
Here in Brazil we have something similiar, but its a rooster. Its very traditional here.
Ahimsa Soul 4 years ago
We also have the rooster in Portugal. This is just Fátima's ugly merchandise
Load More Replies... Cain Hargreaves (Submission author) 4 years ago
Her veil is blue in dry weather and pink in rainy/humid weather. I wouldn't call this figurine "stupid" so much as "strange." Why was this made? Whose idea was this?
Ahimsa Soul 4 years ago
It's turisty merchandise. I was once given a glow in the dark Our Lady of Fátima...
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Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In
Final score:
36points
Nicole Weymann 4 years ago
As a gift for that quirky unkle who amuses the kids with his whoopee cushion
Load More Replies... John Montgomery 4 years ago
This looks similar to what hibachi places use for their shows except those are more like squirt guns.
#8
This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life
Final score:
35points
Stijn Cornelis 4 years ago
That's a Scandinavian gnome, or nisse. And apparently it's called a Gonk in the US :)
Debra Trayler 4 years ago
That looks like a Gonk to me! Hit collectible toy back in the 70s. Gonks are a novelty toy and its signature features include a small, spherical body, a furry texture, and two googly eyes.
HooowlAtTheMoon (Submission author) 4 years ago
it has no googly eyes but that does sound extremely similar
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V Martinez 4 years ago
Apparently w*i*l*l*y needs to be partially blanked out. Lol
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My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It
Final score:
35points
Grace Perez-Grafals (Submission author) 4 years ago
Oh it's pretty big. It's 11 inches in length.
Load More Replies... Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
You're right, it's creepy. Great decoration for Halloween. Put it in a big bowl with things made with peanuts (like Snickers etc.) for kids
Grace Perez-Grafals (Submission author) 4 years ago
Heck yeah! Makes a lot of sense.
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Grace Perez-Grafals (Submission author) 4 years ago
I had to look that one up. Good one!
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#10
Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??
Final score:
34points
#11
A Little Sign My Dad Had On His Desk For Years
Final score:
32points
Springy boi 4 years ago (edited)
Your dad must be a hilarious man! My dad is hilarious and decided to mortify me in walmart by dabbing, which was mortifying, which is my worst nightmare of my parents trying to act younger and trying too hard at it!
Speedgoat (Submission author) 4 years ago
Inside of every man is a little boy tryna have fun.
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#12
This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me
Final score:
30points
Aiyanna Clements 4 years ago
I went to target a few days ago and saw this. I almost got it but I didn’t
#13
A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic
Final score:
29points
Katinka Min 4 years ago
Imagine driving aroudn with that on your hood! <3 But people would steal it, so it's safer on a desk.
Karl Baxter (Submission author) 4 years ago
I believe those ornaments fell out of favour partly due to theft but also because they caused terrible injuries if they hit a pedestrian. It’s a very heavy thing and I’m not sure if he used it on his own car but he did do rally driving in the 1920s (Circuit of Ireland) and won second prize of a barometer than still works and hangs in our hallway today 🙂
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I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.
Final score:
29points
#15
Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice
Final score:
27points
Happylooser 4 years ago
Soooooo... 50%milk, add a scoop of vanilla icecream, dump half a pack (a full pack?) Of oreo inside and top it off with whipped cream?
leia's emotional cupcake 4 years ago
Oh now I want to eat it so bad. Screw you.
Load More Replies... Happylooser 4 years ago
It's an oversize oreo cup, the clock/calendar behind it is for size reference ^^
Load More Replies... V Martinez 4 years ago
Check Walmart and/or others stores at Xmas and other holiday/seasonal times. They sell these in a set of 2 usually with the Oreos and maybe something else added to the box. Not quite sure. They have the gift sets for diff drinks, candies, cookies, etc. I see Oreo every year along with Swiss miss or whatever the cocoa/hot chocolate one is.
#16
"What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It
Final score:
23points
Springy boi 4 years ago (edited)
that looks like something from doctor who! Do you like doctor who?
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
It's easy to take that thing apart lemme show yo- *gets slapped* DONT PLAY WITH THAT
#17
Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!
Final score:
20points
Kisho Derrek (Submission author) 4 years ago
Put clean socks inside it from top and take from the bottom. That's provide more uniform socks wear :) https://www.instructables.com/Falcon-9-Socks-Dispenser-With-Dragon-and-Doge-on-B/
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Kisho Derrek (Submission author) 4 years ago
I saw some with the same print in online stores, so you can google for it, that should bot be a problem.
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A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.
Final score:
20points
Benjamin Thor Collier V (Submission author) 4 years ago
I’ve lead an interesting life…
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mcborge1 4 years ago
I'm guessing you live in a secret lair in an extinct vulcano.. and you have a white fluffy cat. :D
Benjamin Thor Collier V (Submission author) 4 years ago
“I’ve been expecting you, Mister Borge…” (Turns slowly in a swivel chair….)
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#19
This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!
Final score:
20points
Lexie Von Der Snoot 4 years ago
And for a second I thought it was a bust of Benedict Cumberbatch...
#20
Piggy Light!
Final score:
18points
#21
Power Torch
Final score:
16points
Madbilby (Submission author) 4 years ago
Yes ... it does still work ... notice the hose connector for the fuel cap. It can also charge a 12 volt car type battery.
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Chia Rhett & Link. I Can't Grow Plants So I Painted Them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Final score:
16points
Karen Marshall 4 years ago
Do Rhett & Link know you have these??? I love them & I'd bet they would love to know you have these.
Mumchkin (Submission author) 4 years ago
They do. They were a quarterly item for the Mythical Society. I'm actually going to turn them into bookends, just haven't been able to get to the home improvement store since the pandemic and all.
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This Picture Of The Time When My Sister Had To Pose As A Piece Of Artwork
Final score:
13points
dia patil (Submission author) 4 years ago
she's gonna kill me if she sees this! she's very self conscious 🎃
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Well some pixellating of face would have been the right approach then! Privacy laws and all that, and human decency.
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dia patil (Submission author) 3 years ago
actually? thank you so much, you're so sweet!
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dia patil (Submission author) 4 years ago
it's framed. this is whats in the frame, I'm just too lazy to go upstairs
#24
A Small Selection Of The 90s I Can't Get Rid Of
Final score:
12points
Ciara Meeks 4 years ago (edited)
At my cousins house there's a box of Troll dolls sitting under the bed in her aunt's sewing room and I've gone through that box before and and I love it and I wish I can keep the box but I can't because my little cousin likes to play with them sometimes and my cousin's aunt has even given her one of the Troll Dolls because it kinda looks like Princess Poppy from the Trolls Movie and my little cousin loves that movie.
Lauren Caswell (Submission author) 4 years ago (edited)
I would have posted mine and my sister's my little ponies (before they had ginormous eyes) but there's way too many, we didn't have many bought toys but my step nana would spoil us with them over the years ^-^ stored away safely
#25
Did Some Painting Outside, And Splatter Happened So I Kept And Preserved These That Leaves.
Final score:
10points
#26
These Light Shades That My Parents Bought In 1976 When I Was A Year Old. I Love Them Because They Travelled Everywhere We Went And I Don't Remember My Life Without Them. That, And They Are So 1970s. They Really Capture The Zeitgeist Of The Time.
Final score:
8points
#27
Random Stranger Handed This To Me
Final score:
7points
Tammie Johnson 4 years ago
I found a pot leaf placed between the pages of a nightstand Bible from the casino hotel I was staying at in Quapaw, Oklahoma a few years ago while hosting a charity event there. I don't smoke,but my best friend does so I gave it to her to keep for fun.
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Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago
I have a seventy-some carat Asher cut cubic zirconia from QVC. Why? Because it's pretty and I'm distracted by shiny objects. I think it's in the attic though and I'm not going up there (it's 95 degrees outside), so you'll have to use your imagination. It's the size of my palm and about 3" thick. It will blind you in the sunlight.
Fiercepelt 4 years ago
OK OK i dont have it on me right now but i do have a bottle opener made of a kangaroo's balls
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
I don't have anything strange, but I do have a hydraulic plane launcher and a pink pebble.
Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago
I have a seventy-some carat Asher cut cubic zirconia from QVC. Why? Because it's pretty and I'm distracted by shiny objects. I think it's in the attic though and I'm not going up there (it's 95 degrees outside), so you'll have to use your imagination. It's the size of my palm and about 3" thick. It will blind you in the sunlight.
Fiercepelt 4 years ago
OK OK i dont have it on me right now but i do have a bottle opener made of a kangaroo's balls
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
I don't have anything strange, but I do have a hydraulic plane launcher and a pink pebble.
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