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I've seen a few of these posts on the "Ask Pandas", and I've been wanting to try it. So, are ya ready matey?
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#1
I'm a mermeow, so I am sort of like a siren, no one can resist my songs! *starts singing* "Never going to give you up! Never going to let you down!"
Final score:
7points
CascadedFalls 2 years ago
*𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒, 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝'𝑠 𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒. 𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡, 𝐼 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑑𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛, 𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒 𝑎𝑚𝑏𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒. 𝐴𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑔𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑑𝑎𝑤𝑛𝑠, 𝑚𝑦 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛—𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑛'𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔. 𝑀𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑠, 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡! 𝐺𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜 𝑝𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑘, 𝐼 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝐼 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔.--"Never going to run around a desert you!"
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#2
*sings sea shanty* There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Billy O' Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go She'd not been two weeks from shore When down on her a right whale bore The captain called all hands and swore He'd take that whale in tow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Final score:
7points
CascadedFalls 2 years ago (edited)
Before the boat had hit the water, The whale's tail came up and caught her. All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her. When she dived down low. (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come, To bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day, when the tonguing is done, We'll take our leave and go.
#3
YAAARGH HOIST THE SAILS!!
Final score:
6points
CascadedFalls 2 years ago
Aye! Sails be risin', and we be ready to sail the seven seas in search of buried treasure! Hoist away, ya scallywags!
#4
*throws BP trolls overboard*
Final score:
5points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
I think I speak for all sea creatures when I say that we don't want them either.
#6
oh yeah its sea shanty time YO! Ya-yo, ya-yo! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Luffy! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Zolo! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Nami! Dreamin'! Don't give it, give it up, give it up, give it up Give it up, give it up, give it up, give it UP! Here's how the story goes, we find out 'bout a treasure in the Grand Line, there's no doubt The pirate whose eye is on it, he'll sing I'll be King of the Pirates, I'm gonna be King! Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo... oh-ho... His name is Luffy! (That's Monkey D. Luffy!) Gonna be king of the pirates! He's made of rubber! (How did that happen?) Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of Gum Gum! Ya-yo, ya-yo... His name's Zolo, he's just like a samurai And a L-A-D-Y, Nami's not shy Usopp's doin' that marksman thing Sanji's cookin', Chopper's doctoring! Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, oh-ho... Set sail for One Piece! It's the name of the treasure In the Grand Line! Ya-yo, ya-yo... Set sail for One Piece!
Final score:
5points
#7
*climbs up to the crow's nest while holding a jar of dirt*
Final score:
4points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Oy! Fish-face! Come to negotiate, have ya, you slimy git? Well guess what I've got!
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#10
*swings like in movies* Whose does this vessel belong to...
Final score:
3points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
Me, at least I will own it soon, the crew of the ship isn't being very friendly right now.
Do-nut touch da donut (Submission author) 2 years ago
*unsheathes swords* on yer command captain 😈
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Yarrrrrgh, i DEMAND alll o yer golden upvotes and comments! *hoists sail with bored panda logo on it* *drinks rum* *scowls menacingly*
Final score:
2points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
Ye better be careful, these waters be haunted by the fearsome downvote fairies.
TheOddPotater (she/her) (Submission author) 2 years ago
yearrr matey! i’ll look out for meself.
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#12
WHERE'S MY GOLD Only reason I'm on this ship tbh 💅
Final score:
2points
#13
How.. how am I on a pirate ship?? *sees a bunch of crazy people* *climbs up to the crow’s nest to escape the insanity* *there’s people arguing about jars of dirt in the crow’s nest* * I join them* Does the jar of dirt come with bugs??
Final score:
2points
#14
Say I was born on a pirate ship with your tongue sticking out matey >:)
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
Arr, the downvote fairies be after our booty!
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Arr, the downvote fairies be after our booty!
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