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#1
I’ll go first--- Would you rather... Eat pizza for a year or eat salad for a year? (You can have any types or toppings)
Final score:
11points
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#2
Would you rather have Christmas every day for a year or Halloween every day for a year?
Final score:
8points
Donkey boi 1 year ago
Halloween! I'm Irish, so Christmas dinner every day would probably kill me within a month.
#3
Would you rather: 1. Be able to speak every language in the world or Be able to speak to animals (any animal) 2. Be blind or be deaf 3.No Netflix or no YouTube
Final score:
6points
MADELINE JONES 1 year ago
Every language, deaf, YouTube. If I’m deaf and I know every language, then I know sign language. Bam! Problem solved!
Themoonprincess 1 year ago
Speak to animals, be deaf and no netflix( that is easy because I have no subscription)
#4
would you rather eat toothpaste or drink mouth wash?
Final score:
5points
#5
Would you rather... give up your sense of humor or gain more sarcasm?
Final score:
5points
Janet Graham 1 year ago
I need to keep what humor I have left - that leaves getting more sarcasm. I am ok with that!
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Sarcasm, although you're all aware I have plenty already.
#6
Would you rather meet your exact match in a spouse/partner or your exact match in a best friend?
Final score:
5points
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
My wife is already perfectly imperfect. So I guess I'll gain a friend.
#7
Would you rather be a cat for a day or a dog for a day
Final score:
4points
WindySwede 1 year ago
Just as long as I can choose the food ahead of time and living indoors with loving 'servants'.
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Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
Cat. I prefer dogs, but cats get to do whatever they want and no one gets mad. Plus extra napping.
Janet Graham 1 year ago
Can I be one for a day and then the other the next day? If not, I pick Cat.
#8
Would you rather..... Listen to some song you greatly dislike on loop for 24 hours nonstop or watch a move you greatly dislike on loop for 24 hours nonstop?
Final score:
4points
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
Movie. The song will keep playing in my head way after the 24 hours is up. Movies can be forgotten more easily.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
I don't know - have you seen Zone of Interest? Not easily forgotten. (Not that I disliked the film.)
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#9
Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
Final score:
4points
me myself and i (She/Her) 1 year ago
both would be cool, but probably fly, because if I were in a life or death situation and even real life it would just be more helpful I think.
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Would you rather: 1. Swing on a star? 2. Carry moonbeams home in a jar? 3. Stay as you are? 4. Be a pig?
Final score:
4points
#11
I'd rather have burning needles stuck in my eyes than have that orange idiot on the ballot.
Final score:
4points
#12
Would you rather never be able to eat your favorite food again or never be able to pet your pets again
Final score:
3points
Novadoe (She/They) 1 year ago
Food. It changes regularly, and I could never stop petting my kitties ^^
Donkey boi 1 year ago
Definitely never eat my favourite food again. In truth, I actually think that I will never eat my favourite food again. It was a dish made to me while trekking through the Amazon, I have a rough idea what *most* of it was, but there were plants (and probably the meat) that I had never heard of since.
#13
Would you rather... Not have to go to school/work forever or not be able to go on vacation ever again?
Final score:
3points
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
Errr WAIT, what would be the reason for not being able to go to work/school? Because I rarely go on vacation, and so wouldn’t miss it if I could never do it again, but this still seems like a trick question…
#14
Would you rather have Instagram or Facebook? Would you rather have Snapchat or Messenger?
Final score:
3points
Ducki (She/Her) 明明 1 year ago
I expected for you to be able to spell expect /j
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#15
Would you rather: Cry hot tar? or Sneeze with the force of a shotgun?
Final score:
3points
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
Both sound pretty deadly, but I think the sneezing would at least be a quick death…
#16
-Would you rather wear an old fashioned corset, or five inch heels for 24 hours? -Would you rather forget all the people you've lost, or remember them? -would you rather have a mouth on your hand, or eyes on your hands? -would you rather have six eyes, or be blind in one eye?
Final score:
2points
Donkey boi 1 year ago
1. I'm already tall, so Corset, I guess. 2. Remembering is more practical, suppose you forgot them and you're in the will, or they were the person that taught you have to make your favourite meal... 3. Eyes. I wouldn't want to taste everything I touch. 4. depth perception is fairly important to me, so 6 eyes please.
talliloo 1 year ago
1: corset - life is miserable when my feet hurt. i can breathe shallow for a day. 2; oh, remember them! even those that may have brought chaos or pain into my life. it teaches you what you don't want as well as appreciate all the others. 3. eyes, most definitely. it scares me to know where my hands have been in certain moments in my life. bletch! 4. blind in one eye. i think i could pull of a really good pirate look.
Stormblessed 1 year ago
Corset (I HATE heels), remember, mouth because I'll be able to pick things up easier, and six eyes.
Novadoe (She/They) 1 year ago
1. Heels, I could never wear a corset | 2. Remember | 3. Eyes on my hands | 4. Blind in one eye
#17
1. Would you rather get an instant promotion by sleeping with the boss or through honest, hard work? 2. Watch a couple kiss for five minutes straight or watch a graphic sex scene with your parents? 3. Aliens or robots take over the world? 4. Have your house infested withs rats or bugs? I think the first two really show how wierd I am.
Final score:
2points
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
Don't want promotion. Couple kissing I guess (is there popcorn?). Robots. God no! Burn it down. BURN IT ALL DOWN!!! Rats - if you're really making me choose.
Minecraft_Chicken (Submission author) 1 year ago
The house can just cease to exist
Load More Replies... Novadoe (She/They) 1 year ago
1. Hard work | 2. Couple kissing (I've already seen those scenes with my parents *sob*) | 3. Robots, we're already heading there | 4. RATS *sob*
talliloo 1 year ago
1. hmm...that's an interesting choice. would i have to sleep with him only once for the promotion. if i was lucky it could be the bast 10 minute investment in my career. on the other hand, i do like the feeling of accomplishment. 2. either one, actually. 3. i guess that would depend on the alien agenda. if they are advanced enough to get here they may have a better way to make the world work. 4. omg! i'll take the bugs!
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
Definitely NOT sleeping with any of my bosses. Oh man, watching graphic sex scenes with my parents is always hilarious, easy choice there! Robots and rats please.
randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago
not gonna dignify the first with a response and we used to have a bees nest in our chimney sooo...
Donkey boi 1 year ago
1. Sleeping with the boss. I've already tried the 'honest, hard work' approach. 2. Graphic sex scene. 3 Aliens. Would be much more interesting learning about what else they've seen. 4. Rats. Easier to get rid of; They wouldn't last 5 mins against my dogs.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
I saw The Favourite at the cinema with my mum and then we went to the pub with my friends to discuss it afterwards. No problems!
#18
Would you rather eat Marmite or Vegemite?
Final score:
2points
Moosy Girl 1 year ago (edited)
Marmite, I think, I’ve never tasted either. WAIT! UK marmite or NZ marmite?
#19
Would you work a normal job and get 1 million a year or not work at all and recieve 250,000 dollars a year?
Final score:
2points
#20
Would you rather get a punch in the face from Mike Tyson or get kicked in the nuts by Jackie Chan?
Final score:
1point
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
Yeah! But ONLY if the kick in the nuts is NOT replaced by a kick in the cooch for nutless people.
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40C no AC OR -40C no heater human virus OR computer virus don't need to eat and poop for your whole life OR don't need to sleep for life and have extra times in the night to do stuff ( 2nd full time job?) be able to travel through space and explore anything at any speed without getting hurt while also being immortal OR be able to travel through space in a comfortable spaceship with advance tech(which doesn't need fuel/energy source) be rich in knowledge/wisdom(knowing all the answers of the universe/truth) OR in money live on a private plane in the sky/land ( doesn't need fuel source/pollute) OR live on a yacht in the sea/port (also doesn't need fuel source/pollute) solve world hunger (through OR genetic modified human so we no longer need to eat to survive
Final score:
1point
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
-40C no heater, computer virus, no need to eat or poop would be absolute heaven, travel through space as an immortal tourist, rich in knowledge, live on a yacht.
#22
Would you rather ... drink a cup of luke warm pus ... or suck out grandpa's nose. I am terribly sorry, but this is one example of how we played "would you rather" as kids. We were vile! ;)
Final score:
0points
Donkey boi 1 year ago
Grandpa's nose, obviously. Anyone that chooses the other needs locking up.
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
I am seriously gagging right now, lol, but this really is more like the ‘would you rather’ I remember.
What do you think ?
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
Thank you Ducki for posting this. Good contributions too. A good waste of five minutes :)
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
Thank you Ducki for posting this. Good contributions too. A good waste of five minutes :)
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