Someone makes a wish: i.e. "I wish I had a car."

The next person comments on the wish, granting it, but corrupts it. For example,"Granted, but the car has no engine. "

#1

I wish Putin would be gone.

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Kat Unst
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Granted, but Barney now officially sings our national anthem. I wish I had a green thumb

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#2

I wish that people appreciate that I am trying my best

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Kat Unst
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Granted but from now on you will receive a standing ovation for everything- including going to the bathroom

#3

I wish that exams r banned.

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Kat Unst
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Granted, exams are now illegal but still mandatory. So you have risk jail time in order to graduate.

#4

I wish I had a cat who actually likes me

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Kat Unst
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Granted, but he likes you so much they're is no such thing as alone time... even when your in the bathroom

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#5

I wish i knew every existing language absolutely perfectly. (Including animals and sign languages)

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#6

I wish I had an S.O

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#7

I wish I can eat all I want without gaining weight.

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