A lot of people have fun usernames, hopefully crazier villians.

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Erm.... I dunno? Probably my superpower would be super sarcastic? Or point out the flaws in the thinking of multi account creating transphobic trolls?

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    i am a freaking bee. i will sting you and die.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S A FREAKING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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    #3

    i guess my superpower is… amy??

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    #4

    Donkey boi? My name is already a super hero's name. No explanation needed I think... Fantastic hearing, strong, cute as heck, great at hugs... Oh, and next level stubbornness. Wait, that's me normally...

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    #5

    I'd have hobbit powers. Very tough feet, very curly hair, very optimistic, and also the ability to drink and smoke a ton without negative affects on my health.🤣

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the reason Hobbits can smoke do much is that they might not be using tobacco or nicotine

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    #6

    I guess my superhero/villain outfit would be a panda. And my power would be curing boredom (if I was a hero) or causing boredom (if I was a villain)

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    #7

    im able to change into llama with light and dark powers but really i just spit on people who annoy me

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    #8

    A combo of Annabeth's brains and Percy's water powers, along with the power of FANGIRLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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    #9

    To be the god of earth, water, fire, and air

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohmigosh guys i think i found the avatar...

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    #10

    ha well dang, im a frickin pineapple. noice. idk what that does but noice

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard that pineapples can dissolve flesh or something like that.

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    #11

    I can either summon and control roses, but only when the weather is nice, or I can make the weather be nice whenever I'm around roses

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    #12

    Petrification.

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    #13

    I can control uh...tides?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh can you cause all of the fish to come to shore?

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    #14

    it’s the same way i die, but reversed. I live in the forest and create a harmonious communist utopia, in which i can call my animal comrades to punish BP transphobe trolls. don’t mess with me, for i control the communist bears. MWAHAHAHA

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats up with you and communist bears? are you secretly bear overlord? we may never know

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    #15

    The power to make people sick of having too much of me.

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    Percabeth Forever (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve.. I've… I’ve never had tiramisu. I’m sorryyyyyyyyyy

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    #16

    magic birb :D a shanila is from a show with magical powers(kind of like sorcery, ig?) and the shanila itself is an extremely powerful super saiyan-like power up im thinking, fire themed super suit(kind of flowy,dress like) and a bad@ss super saiyan state

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    #17

    gambling addiction

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    #18

    It would be cool if it meant my power was bring able to get my brother to stop being so weird or something :)

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    #19

    I think I'd be a great supervillian. Just kinda lurking places, being up to strange things, being overall spooly and mysterious, ya know?

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    #20

    Idk. Rosie... Like the flower. Maybe growing plants?

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    #21

    I guess i could fly, and sting people… i don’t quite know lol

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    #22

    Nova, so I can, uh, blow stuff up? And get very very extremely bright and hot. Idk. Help lol

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    #23

    be gay, a cat, and a man, although if you count pfps, I would be mike dirnt, a bi bassist, so pretty kewl

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    #24

    Almost certainly the ability to create any cake at will. I'm not sure whether they would taste nice though because I'm not exactly the best at baking.

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    #25

    I turn into a happy dog

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    #26

    I'm chaosincarnate, so I guess I have Loki powers now? As long as I can be chaotic, I'm happy.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSSS!!!! CHAOS!!!! DEATH TO ALL HOMOPHOBES AND TRANSPHOBES!! LETS SET THE PATRIARCHY ON FIRE!!!

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    #27

    I guess my powers would be to warp reality into whatever I see fit. That would make me a antihero, like Loki.

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    #28

    The “DEATH STARE”. I glare at people and they drop dead.

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    #29

    Being a partime lobster does sound pretty rad tbh.

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    #30

    i turn into a pride flag theme panda.ez

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    #31

    My superpower is.... I'm really awkward!

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    #32

    Probably have the ability to either vaporise people into dust or I may have control over all the matter in the universe

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