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The idea came to me at 11 P.M... So... I'm not sure.
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#1
Stop spending so much time on Bored Panda. Get your a*s off the couch and do something productive.
Final score:
12points
StrangeOne 1 year ago
Productivity is relative. What exactly is being productive and how do you expect yourself to achieve the level of productivity when you are doing something... productive? Rest and vegging out is actually good for us.
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
John Lennon: time that you enjoyed wasting wasn't wasted.
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#3
You're not hungry. You're bored.
Final score:
7points
#4
get your act together hoe
Final score:
6points
#6
Hot flash coming in! Hot flash coming in! Hot flash coming in!
Final score:
5points
#8
Move your eyelids!! Its not bedtime yet! Its only 3am.. lets watch one more vid
Final score:
5points
#9
Probably the same few bars of the song lyrics stuck in my head all the time.
Final score:
5points
#10
Your need for sleep shows me you are weak and pathetic. I'll fix that by keeping you awake.
Final score:
4points
#11
Here, have some cringey images and sounds that you don't want to think about
Final score:
4points
MADELINE JONES 1 year ago
lol, I once remembered an argument with my mom at 10:00 pm! It was hard to go to bed
StrangeOne 1 year ago
Same. About everyday that happens. Then I end up clenching my teeth. Then I imagine standing up to my mom and her staying quite while I ream her out. Then I start crying knowing that the outcome would never be her apologizing or acknowledging her faults in real life.
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Don't give up on running that 3 km run. HOW EXACLTY, ARE MY FEET KILLING ME AT 300 METERS!?
Final score:
4points
#13
Taking a page from Douglas Adams, "We apologize for the inconvenience."
Final score:
3points
#14
Just breathe. You've got this.
Final score:
3points
#15
And on the radio, we here november rainn, that solos pretty long, but its a good refrainnn- hey do you want brie cheese?? I want cheese-We listened to it twice, cuz the DJ is asleepp-I wonder if bleeding eyeballs hurt. Lets draw Akaza in Nezuko's outfit-you need to go write-Yoriichi is gonna crochet socks for Michikatsu-sadness sockssss-I WANT FUZZY SOCKS!-Men who can knit are hot-
Final score:
3points
#16
"okay, so we have a few hours before we have to go anywhere, this would be a great time to get some of our missing homework done!" "hey, so, not sure if you saw the last text, i'd like us to get homework done. please." "hey! you! are you reading my texts??" "STOP IGNORING ME, B***H, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Final score:
3points
#17
Step away from the cake
Final score:
3points
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Immediately followed by: “ooh there’s still three slices of cake left… eh one more won’t hurt.”
#18
You are waaaay overdue for a shower, dude
Final score:
2points
#19
you need to listen to me when i tell you not do do something
Final score:
2points
#20
“You are weak and pathetic and I must punish you for your inade- are those donuts? Go eat the donuts. Then I will punish you.”
Final score:
2points
#22
Please drink water, I'm turning into a raisin. Also, you suck.
Final score:
1point
#23
Why are you texting me when neither of us is a phone? Talk, please!
Final score:
0points
#24
No, we do NOT desperately need to take a sh!t right now! Get your f**king act together! Also, f*ck you, intestines! (Chronic bowel issues, whoopee!)
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0points
#25
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0points
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