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#1

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

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Doggo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #2

    If you can drink your drink, why can you not food your food?

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    Doggo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...thats not stupid that's a very good question

    #3

    Why do we say things are "on fire" when the fire is on the thing?

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    #4

    The first lighter was invented in 1823, when was the heavier invented? Before or after?

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    #5

    Hey Nathaniel, what's your name?

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    #6

    If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or disappear completely?

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    New Everywhere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recalling that episode of The Simpsons lol

    #7

    Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?

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    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are pizzas round but their boxes are square?

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about this.. we revieve round pizzas which are cut in triangles in square boxes

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I hate it! That makes you have not enough meat for the sandwich

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly, where I live, the chicken loaf is almost always square, but the ham, devon etc is always round. Like, if you can do it for one, why not the others?!

    #9

    Is water wet?

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    Tiramisu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something is wet when water molecules are touching that thing, and when water molecules are touching each other they are making each other wet. So, for any amount of water we can perceive with our senses, it will always be wet because we can’t feel individual water molecules.

    _mentally_insane_(she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s not, it makes things wet but it isn’t wet itself. Kinda like how fire burns things but fire itself isn’t burnt

    Grammarly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you'd be surprised to find that it actually depends on which water you're talking about

    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A single molecule isn't but anything more than one is wet

    Mount Kilamontanjiro (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no because the definition of wet is covered with liquid. since water IS a liquid it can't be wet. it is the wet

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! But you get wet when you touch it

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    #10

    Why does the English language occasionally force you to use a word multiple time in a row… example: “the food in my pantry that I had had had mold on it”

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    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a real sentence. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

    Grizzly milk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [The] police police (or Police monitoring the police) police (or Monitor) police.

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    Octopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brown big bear sounds wrong. Big brown bear? Much better. Thanks, English.

    gay_frogs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t have to if you are creative with how word.

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the article "why I failed my English test"...

    #11

    If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

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    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound waves or whatever it is called still occurs even when there is nothing around to detect the sound.

    Octopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...Mermeow Overlord's comment is just as accurate. And the birds in the trees were probably startled. The neighbor might have just stomped upstairs, but just because you didn't hear it doesn't mean it didn't sound like that to the occupants of they're house. Humans are self-absorbed, so we assume that if something happens that we don't know, it didn't count. In a room of deaf people, sounds still happen. I think it's pretty obvious, personally, but it's controversial I guess.

    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a man makes a statement in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a horrible teenager, one of my favourite jokes was 'if a tree falls onto a baby and there's no one there to see it, is it still funny?' Maybe I shouldn't admit that!

    #12

    Can blind people see their dreams?

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    Lama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who were born with sight do, those who are born blind, mostly don't. (It actually also depends on why they are blind, eye or brain deficiency.) But it's really hard to determine since they have never experienced sight. How do you explain?

    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there are the strange things your brain can do to confuse the visually impaired further - https://eyewiki.aao.org/Anton_Syndrome#:~:text=Anton%20Syndrome%20is%20a%20manifestation,the%20diagnosis%20and%20confabulate%20visions.

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    #13

    If I die but no one finds my body ever, am I still alive or missing??

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    #14

    Why they called elevators and not descendavators?

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are escalators up and down both called the same thing when one should be called a de-escalator

    #15

    If someone from Iceland is Icelandic, someone from Thailand is Thailandic. But someone from Thailand is Thai. So someone from England is Eng. But someone from England is English. So someone from Switzerland is Switzerlish. But someone from Switzerland is Swiss. Why? English is hard!

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    #16

    "Is it the shadow or the light that creates the image?" -Guy forgetting what light reflection was trying to explain it.

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    #17

    Do bugs take fall damage

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    FoxFriend (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most bugs do not. The reason why is too sciency for me to explain, but has something to do with their light weight.

    #18

    What came first the orange (fruit) or the orange (color)? And? And finally Why is a cookie called a cookie when you bake it and bacon is called bacon when you cook it?

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    Grizzly milk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an answer: it was the fruit. Originally the color was just called “yellow red”, or “red yellow”. The fruit came before the color orange.

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cook it just enough, unlike the bacon...

    #19

    How come when I fart it doesn’t always make a loud sound..?

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    Grizzly milk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do deaf people know that farts make sound

    Katrina Nixon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why do the quiet ones smell extra bad ? Asking for a friend

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you're deaf and your nose is stuffed.

    #20

    does carbonated water have carbs (kidding)

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    Lama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, I mean, yes. It has carbon dioxide! And actually plants use that to make carbohydrates, so it's not as silly a question as you think :)

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I know it has carbon lol (I stole this question from a magazine XD)

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    #21

    Why aren’t socks jus called “foot gloves”

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait but why aren’t gloves just called “hand pants?”

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait but why aren’t pants just called “leg shirts”

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    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sock is derived from the Old English word socc, meaning "light slipper"

    Bored Retsuko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that gloves are called "hand shoes" (literal translation) in German? :-D

    FoxFriend (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because they don't go around the toes like gloves go around the fingers. They do make toe socks though.

    #22

    How much water would it take to make a guy named Walter the waiting waiter to water the plants of his daughter who is walling up an otter named potter who tried to sue her father because he wants to go yonder to water the plants?

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    #23

    What is your favorite color of the alphabet? Mine is 656.3

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    the_avenging_knight (her/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you! The best one is obviously 1234r432eryughf lr3

    FLAMING KOALA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite number in the visible spectrum is q

    Flaming Koala From Harvard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Injuries 3am 🕒 are not the whole thing I noticed was that I may be pretty good about it was called in for the puddles to go out to get out and 🕒 I am not going when you are mad or upset or angry or hurt because I ⌚ you have to be a mom and to got don't the same string Yes I am not mentally ok

    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    656.3 is sooo overrated, personally I would say... hmm, chair? Or maybe sofa.

    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's A, because for me A is blue, and blue is my favorite color.

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    #24

    Why did I end up being born a human? when I lay in bed at night I think deeply about what it would be like to be another animal (mainly Crayfish) it interests me so much why I ended up as a human (not complaining or anything) but it always leads me back to "because I just was"

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    #25

    whats that mean? 🙃🙂🙃🙂

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    #26

    why?

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    Doggo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *iratated inhale* *checks spelling* *annoyed inhale*

    #27

    Does anyone wanna hear about how dad face planted out of the teacups about an hour ago?

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    #28

    If potato = carrot and sugar = honey, what does chocolate equal? Is Headless Roach a duck?

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    #29

    Back in the early nights I spent a lot of internet time on a website called " The Straight Dope". People would ask the most ridiculous questions and the author(s) would reply honestly (albeit sarcastically). It was awesome. My favourite question, which I still think about regularly, was "If the entire population of China were to jump off of chairs simultaneously, would the impact be enough to throw the earth off its axis?". Short answer: No. Sadly.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposed to say "naughts", as in 2000's. I can't figure out how to edit this. Let me know.

    #30

    Hey Nathaniel (he/him) cis het., what are your pronouns?

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    #31

    why is cheese edible?

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s not even their own milk!” “Oh god!”

    Just Another Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you tried to feed cheese to a cow, would they eat it?

    #32

    If I kill someone, but nobody sees it or knows who they are, did I really kill someone?

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    #34

    why am i alive

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    #35

    If a snake eats itself, would it disappear?

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    #36

    Are mosquitoes endangered

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    #37

    Why?

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    #38

    Why DID the chicken cross the road?

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    FLAMING KOALA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Insert cg5 vibing) WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROOAAD

    #39

    Can't you just hold your period in?

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    FLAMING KOALA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I have tried that many times It failed Miserably.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has experienced it approximately 0 to 1000 times, I am an expert and you can clearly hold it in. /s

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this from a "50 times men needed stuff explained to them" post. Or something like that anyway

    #40

    Why is a cat a cat why isn't it a dog

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    TheOddPotater (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well why is a pen a pen why isnt it a frindle

    #41

    Before was was was, was was is, but what was the was was that was or is? Why was or is it there? What was or is its purpose? And why did the was was that was actually exist? What was or is the was was?

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    #42

    What if what if was a what if but what if doesn't know it's a what if...

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    #44

    if two mind readers are reading each other’s mind, whose mind are they reading?

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    #45

    One more— You know how if you leave milk out in the sun, it turns into cheese? well, what happens if you put cheese in a reeeeeeeally reallly cold place? will it turn back into milk? (btw i came up with this one myself so no stealing :D )

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    #46

    Why don’t people who are turning into a different direction in the street at a traffic light get to go when the cars are going the direction that they are?

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    #47

    Why did the first person who tried durian fruit decide it was a good idea?

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    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who figured out you could soak cod in lye and it would eventually be edible and how much puking was involved to make Lutefisk.

    #48

    Why do we park in a driveway but drive in a parkway? Why does cargo go by ship, but shipments can go by car?

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    Pigeon (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Cargo space?” “Car no do that. Car go road”

    #49

    If nothing sticks to Teflon then how does Teflon stick to the frying pan?

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    #50

    If the Bite of 83 DIDNT happen, would that mean William wouldn’t go kill on a killing spree?

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    FLAMING KOALA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the bite of 83 didn't happen will wouldn't go on killing spree he wouldn't die bc spring locks his youngest son would be alive oldest wouldn't be purple man and fnaf wouldn't happen but most importantly there would be no cg5 fnaf songs

    FLAMING KOALA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and most importantly no fnaf game theories and no enigmas of time on "lord fnaf is confusing even matpat didn't get it"

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    KittyGaming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔🤔🤔 the real questions

    #51

    You wanna buy a duck?

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    #52

    Did anybody else get lost watching Lost? Just finally got around to watching it. 2 more episodes to go and I'm still confused.

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    Sardonyx_3
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That's... kinda the point of the series.

    #53

    How much dirt to make an island?

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    #54

    what color is george washingtons white horse?

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    #55

    Why is it twenty two but not ten one

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to be two and twenty; why change it?

    #56

    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.... Does that mean Lucy lavenheim lens Legos to legolas? And that Henry harness hands Haagen-Dazs out at hospitals? Or that Billy brosting is banned from going to band?

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    #57

    Why do we use exercise books full of paper and they tell us to not waste paper?

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    Julie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever seen an exercise book exercising?

    #58

    Me:Attends friends birthday party on 12 of may Me:oh yea btw when’s your birthday?? Her: …

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    #59

    Why is 2+2=4 and 2 x 2=4 but 3+3=6 and 3x3=9

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    Pigeon (they/them)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well because decimal system numbers and stuff (edit, typo)

    #60

    Sunsets come in nearly every color but green. Why are there no lasting green sunsets?

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    #61

    Why do some things have so many different names? Parkway, highway, freeway. Street, Avenue, Circle, Drive, Lane, Boulevard. Sneakers, tennis shoes, gym shoes. And why give a street different names? Pick one!

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roads and such: https://www.vox.com/2016/11/14/13275486/streets-roads-avenues-names-reasons.

    #62

    wHy DiD tHe ChIcKeN cRoSs ThE rOaD?

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    #63

    If you ever got stuck in rubble, shouldn't you rub your way out of it?

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    #64

    If Saturn has rings, is it married or single?

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    #65

    Is it true that in soviet russia toilets sit on you?

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    #66

    If Adam and Eve were real where the f***k were dinosaurs?! 😭

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    #67

    What country is Europe in?

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    Bored&InSchool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is most certainly a stupid question lol

    #68

    The earth is flat right? Why dont people fall off?

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    #69

    why does time pass slower when you try to fall asleep but faster when you wake up?

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    @Toadofficial
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I don't think this is dumb-

    #70

    Why is Gamora?

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    #71

    Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?

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    #72

    How do you keep someone in suspense?

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    #73

    If a mirror mirrors a mirror does the mirror mirror the mirror or does the mirror mirror the mirror in the mirror.

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    #74

    WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

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    Bored&InSchool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "please let me out of this choke hold, I apologise for the partial creation of the song"

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    #75

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    #76

    Why is 2+2=4 and 2 x 2=4 but 3+3=6 and 3 x 3=9

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    #77

    I know they sell hot dogs (12) and hot dog buns (8) by volume so why not talk to each other and start selling by numbers instead? Who can we talk to?

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    #78

    Yesterday was yesterday , today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow, but tomorrow it won't be tomorrow. Why does tomorrow never really get its day?

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    #79

    if the chemicals in the water turn the frogs gay why aren’t you gay?

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    #80

    why do we have pps? why are humans called humans if some of them do inhumane things? why does my dog like butter? why is bp called Bored Panda and not Bored (insert animal)?

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    #81

    Why does my head hurt constantly? Why does the thought of eating food disgust me? Why is it so hard for me to swallow? Why are my fingers always frozen? Am I dying?

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is this actually happening to you?

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes :) I've barelt eaten in the last 24 hours and when I woke up I couldn't swallow at all

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    #82

    (from a comic) "why do we call it oven when you of in the food of out eat the food?"

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