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#1
I did not murder those kids down the street despite what Jerry tells you! I'm just an innocent li'l cat that is in no way demonic. :3
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8points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
True, you are not demonic, Jerry is a liar and is still alive and I did not see you at the demonic cat get together last month.
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Percabeth Forever (she/they) 2 years ago
But what about your username? The evidence is against you! *bangs gavel* Court in session!
Blue_Rat 2 years ago
As GOD I refuse to let this session go on. *bangs other gavel* NOW ITS NOT (also yes I can’t comment :(. )
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#2
I am very very cool
Final score:
7points
#3
If your child was conceived under a blood moon, your child will become the demon overlord.
Final score:
6points
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
That's just stupid (and also totally false). Everyone knows that children conceived under blood moons become rulers of the underworld. To become a demon overlord you must be conceived during a total solar eclipse that happens at night.
Bonesko (Submission author) 2 years ago
Oh duh! You're right. Got my moons mixed up😜
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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
That is so untrue, I was conceived under a quarter moon.
#4
An adult kangaroo can jump higher than your house.
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5points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
I turned a cardboard box into a house so the answer is true. (I actually did that once)
#5
The downvote button *gasp* isn’t a dislike button! 🤭🤭🤭 Also, also, also, get this, the downvote button is modeled after Aang in remembrance of him ⬇️👨🦲🪦
Final score:
5points
#6
I am definitely not a vampire.
Final score:
5points
fair_weather_rose (she/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Um, I'm literally not. It says so in my bio, do you really think I would lie in my bio?
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Julie S 2 years ago
Do you sparkle in the sun? If you do then your definitely a vampire I read a very interesting book about it and everything in that book was 100% fact.
fair_weather_rose (she/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
I actually don't sparkle in the sun. The sun does not effect me at all as long as I put on sunscreen.
Load More Replies... Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
True, vampires aren't real, you are just a generic totally normal human being who only drinks one type of soup and does not appear to age.
fair_weather_rose (she/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Of course! We're just 2 totally normal, uh... dammit Perc, what are those things called? Hoomens? Hamons?
Load More Replies... fair_weather_rose (she/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
Thank you! Finally, someone believes me!
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When men aren't looking, women can fly
Final score:
5points
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
I've always suspected this. Thank you for the confirmation. What is the punishment for revealing the forbidden knowledge? Or do you have to kill all men that read this now? For the record, I definitely didn't read this post. Have no idea what I'm typing about. *walks away whistling*
#8
Birds pee and sh*t out of the same opening. 🐦
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4points
#9
The average number of skeletons in a human body is more than one.
Final score:
4points
#10
In 1849 three women decided they'd had enough of their abusive, alcoholic husbands and made a pact to take their futures into their own hands. They started taking turns hosting dinner parties, always inviting several other couples. One party was only attended by the women and their husbands, where they plied them with alcohol laced with cough syrup (heroin probably). When they were all sufficiently passed out they tied each mans feet together at the ankle, blocked the doorways and set the house on fire. Investigators apparently believed the women's account of how they were able to escape the fire with grief over their terrible loss being their only injuries. They had retired to the sitting room at the front of the house and were able to flee when they saw smoke wafting into the room, while the men went to a room further into the interior of the house to resume their drinking. There was no money and very little property for the women to inherit but they pooled their resources and started anew in Pennsylvania. One of those women later remarried and gave birth to a son named Almanzo Wilder, future husband to Laura Ingalls.
Final score:
4points
GhostlySnail (she/her) 2 years ago
Ok so these ladies with abusive alcoholic husbands hosted a dinner party, tied the men up while they were drunk and burned the house down, killing their husbands. The authorities believed their story about it being a tragic accident and they moved to Pennsylvania and started new lives. One of them also later gave birth to the future husband of Laura Ingalls, if you know about her.
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Sequoia's roots grow close to the surface of the earth instead of growing down into the earth like other trees. Given their height they shouldn't be able to stand, but as the roots grow, they reach out to the roots of the other trees surrounding them and intertwine. They are literally holding each other up.
Final score:
4points
P.C. 2 years ago
Sequoias!! Are they in any way related to redwoods? The name sounds familiar, and I have a feeling it’s another name for redwood lol
Sunny Foxglove (Submission author) 2 years ago
They're very similar! Redwood's are taller and slenderer and sequoia's trunks are much larger. Redwood's are the tallest trees in the world and sequoia's are the biggest trees in the world based in circumference.
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Pluto can host life
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3points
#15
Finland does exist
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3points
Charlotte Stackhouse 2 years ago
People who believe in Finland are about as right as those people who believe in the Earth is round. I mean, come ON! You can CLEARLY see that there is no curve in the ground! 🙄
TheDemonicCat 2 years ago (edited)
The earth is a triangular prism for f**k sake. Get it right people. Smh
Load More Replies... Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
I've never seen it, and therefore I reserve judgement. I did transfer planes at a place called Helsinki once. Perfectly nice airport. Didn't see much apart from planes outside.
#16
i am actually a bagel in disguise 🥯
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3points
#17
Rabbits are rodents. 🐰🐇
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2points
Percabeth Forever (she/they) 2 years ago
Yes they are, thank you, and I would know I have two pet rabbits
#18
i am **not** a bicycle in a human suit
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2points
GhostlySnail (she/her) 2 years ago
Of course not. And I am not a snail in a human suit. Such obvious facts should be well known.
Percabeth Forever (she/they) 2 years ago
Uh huh…uh huh…I don’t believe either of you!
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#19
I can’t comment. True or false?
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2points
#20
A well developed orchestra has a symbiotic relationship between violinists and cellists, and if this isn't present something is wrong in the enviorment.
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2points
#21
The moon landings was it real was it fake who knows.
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1point
Blue_Mouse <3 2 years ago
It’s fake fsfs. Also the earth is flat, vaccines are unsafe, and my child isn’t waiting to be blended
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Load More Replies... Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
If it were real, why couldn't the aliens tell us it was. /s
#22
If you blend a child you will go to hell.
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1point
Blue_Mouse <3 (Submission author) 2 years ago
Um. There is a thing called a “blender”.. you stick them in the blender, and yeah…
Load More Replies... Blue_Rat 2 years ago
Correct! One million dollars. (Btw since you don’t know, this is blue mouse’s alt account)
Load More Replies... Percabeth Forever (she/they) 2 years ago
What about make them into barbecue chips? The cuter and smaller the better.
Blue_Mouse <3 (Submission author) 2 years ago
Not this mouse, I need my protein
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Love at first sight don’t really exist =D at least, not the instantaneous kind. You don’t look at someone and hear a whisper say “soulmate.” Because humans can only see the outside! Funny shower thought on this topic: how can there be love at first sight if love is blind??? :x
Final score:
1point
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
Some parents might disagree with this. See person covered in gunk that has just emerged from its first traumatic experience = love
#25
I am actually 69.42 frogs stacked in a trenchcoat. Go ahead and say false. I dare you.
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1point
Realistic_Lemons (any) (Submission author) 2 years ago
…that’s classified
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#28
Jimmy Hoffa is alive and well, and is enjoying a new life in witness protection.
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1point
#29
i am NOT a trollge
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0points
#30
1. Wallaby mothers will take their children out of their pouches and fling them at a predator in order to escape. ‘oh wElL I GuESs tiMotHy Is a GoNNEr 2. Panda ants are actually a type of wingless wasp. 🐜➕🐼🟰🐝 3. The tapir is related to the rhino and the horse, but not an elephant. ‘I SWEAR ITS NOT A TRUNK!!’ 4. The Yeti Crab exists. Look it up. 5. The Japanese Spider Crab is bigger than a 5 Foot man 6. Centipede males will sing to and massage the girl while mating. 7. Gnomes paint traffic lights Green and Red, but the yellow/orange light is powered with fossil fuels 8. Female seahorses are actually the ones to lay eggs, the males just carry eggs. 9. I am running out of facts 10. Alge produces more oxygen then trees do
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The Void Overlord (Submission author) 2 years ago
Ohhhh, you caught me! 11. Reindeers eat mushrooms to get high, and drink their (urine) for a second dose
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True. He is head cashier in a SuperWalmart in Oneida, Tennessee. He has died his hair and lost a lot of weight, and actually is doing great.
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0points
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