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Nick Galifianakis is the cartoonist for Carolyn Hax's syndicated advice column that has been running in the Washington Post (and 200 other papers) for over twenty years.

His observations on life, love, relationships and pet companionship send the message: if we can't laugh at ourselves, Galifianakis will do it for us!

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    #2

    Grandma!

    Grandma!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, oh! What did Gran put in there? Maybe that's why people get sleepy after eating turkey.

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    #3

    Make Room For Me!

    Make Room For Me!

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    #4

    Surviving The Holidays

    Surviving The Holidays

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visiting relatives during the holidays, reminds you of why you don't visit them the rest of the year.

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    #5

    Is It Safe To Come Out Yet?

    Is It Safe To Come Out Yet?

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat when she hears fireworks and firecrackers until about an hour after they stop

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    #6

    Behind Every Christmas Icon

    Behind Every Christmas Icon

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invite your girlfriends over. Yeah, he finally left. Let's get hammered. Eggnog for everyone.

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    #7

    Trimming The Tree... And The Gifts

    Trimming The Tree... And The Gifts

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family we give to charity in each other's names. We don't need things.

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    #8

    Passive Aggressive Much?

    Passive Aggressive Much?

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    #9

    If Holidays Were Amusement Parks...

    If Holidays Were Amusement Parks...

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very similar to the christmasinator and weddingator

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    #10

    Family + Gatherings

    Family + Gatherings

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns

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    #11

    The Hostess With The Most-Est

    The Hostess With The Most-Est

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    #12

    Great Expectations

    Great Expectations

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you grow up, you can change your traditions. You don't always have to follow the crowd.

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    #13

    Business Of The Year

    Business Of The Year

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    #14

    The Line Starts Behind Me

    The Line Starts Behind Me

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sweet release of death. It's quiet, dark and toasty warm in there

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    #15

    "Tis The Season Of Stress And Disappointment"

    "Tis The Season Of Stress And Disappointment"

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I just took it to mean that Santa might sometimes need a break. People stand in line a long time to see Santa, and children get grumpy, sleepy, upset, hungry, need a diaper changed, etc. And the parents... What is supposed to be fun can become unpleasant for everyone.

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