Nick Galifianakis is the cartoonist for Carolyn Hax's syndicated advice column that has been running in the Washington Post (and 200 other papers) for over twenty years.

His observations on life, love, relationships and pet companionship send the message: if we can't laugh at ourselves, Galifianakis will do it for us!

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#1

The Gift Grab

The Gift Grab

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Mother Mary Helen 8 months ago

That's OK, I like air. I use it everyday...

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#2

Grandma!

Grandma!

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Mother Mary Helen 8 months ago

You and me both, Nana

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#3

Make Room For Me!

Make Room For Me!

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Mother Mary Helen 8 months ago

YES! I'm the one who hangs with the kids (and pets of course)

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#4

Surviving The Holidays

Surviving The Holidays

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BusLady 8 months ago

Visiting relatives during the holidays, reminds you of why you don't visit them the rest of the year.

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#5

Is It Safe To Come Out Yet?

Is It Safe To Come Out Yet?

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Mother Mary Helen 8 months ago

I'll be here until January 2nd...

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#6

Behind Every Christmas Icon

Behind Every Christmas Icon

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BusLady 8 months ago

Invite your girlfriends over. Yeah, he finally left. Let's get hammered. Eggnog for everyone.

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#7

Trimming The Tree... And The Gifts

Trimming The Tree... And The Gifts

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Freya the Wanderer 8 months ago

In my family we give to charity in each other's names. We don't need things.

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#8

Passive Aggressive Much?

Passive Aggressive Much?

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HANS 8 months ago

It's the thought that counts!

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#9

If Holidays Were Amusement Parks...

If Holidays Were Amusement Parks...

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Night Owl 8 months ago (edited)

Very similar to the christmasinator and weddingator

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#10

Family + Gatherings

Family + Gatherings

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Freya the Wanderer 8 months ago

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns

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#11

The Hostess With The Most-Est

The Hostess With The Most-Est

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Night Owl 8 months ago

Thanks. Sounds delicious

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#12

Great Expectations

Great Expectations

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BusLady 8 months ago

When you grow up, you can change your traditions. You don't always have to follow the crowd.

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#13

Business Of The Year

Business Of The Year

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Rose the Cook 8 months ago

Thanksgiving, Christmas and Weddings too.

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#14

The Line Starts Behind Me

The Line Starts Behind Me

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Night Owl 8 months ago

The sweet release of death. It's quiet, dark and toasty warm in there

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#15

"Tis The Season Of Stress And Disappointment"

"Tis The Season Of Stress And Disappointment"

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BusLady 8 months ago

Gee, I just took it to mean that Santa might sometimes need a break. People stand in line a long time to see Santa, and children get grumpy, sleepy, upset, hungry, need a diaper changed, etc. And the parents... What is supposed to be fun can become unpleasant for everyone.

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