30 Failed Tattoos That People Didn’t Even Realize Were That Bad
Interview With ExpertThis is the best PSA against tattoos. Parents think they need to tell their kids about possible diseases and infections to ward them off wanting to get a tattoo. But seeing the face of Marilyn Monroe as if she’s had a stroke on someone’s arm can be way scarier. I definitely wouldn’t want to walk around with such a design for the rest of my life, would you?
Mispronunciations, visuals that make no sense, or just poor artistry – we’ve got all these covered. We picked the best of the worst tattoos for you, Pandas. Some of them might make you cringe, and others might elicit a laugh out of you. Whatever it is – let us know in the comments and by upvoting your favorites.
Bored Panda spoke to Alice Snape, editor & founder of Things & Ink magazine. She told us more about what she would consider a bad tattoo and how people can avoid getting it.
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Sending this image to a neighbor that just lost a toe. He will appreciate it.
A toembstone. Edit: I almost did this to my own toe when I was a kid... Same toe, too.
Getting a tattoo can be a very personal thing. Of course, just like babies, they're not always planned. They can be the result of a drunken night, a dare, or a bet between friends. But the fact that they're permanent still remains. None of us want our friends to shame us for a bad tattoo job. Worse yet – we definitely wouldn't want strangers to scoff at an 'Everthing is fine' on our skin.
How can we avoid such mistakes? Is there even such a thing as an ugly tattoo? We spoke about all this and more with the editor and founder of Things & Ink, an independent tattoo magazine that discusses the rich history of tattoo culture and its newest trends. Alice Snape is the creative mind behind it and has lots of experience with tattoos as a tattoo collector.
I don't like the concept but the tattoo actually done well which makes it worse.
Load More Replies...It's funny and well executed, but the joke will wear off much faster than the tattoo.
As if cockroaches weren't disgusting enough.... And considering that they thrive in filth...
When talking about whether or not something looks pleasing to the eye, we go by the ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ rule. Can we apply this same logic to decide whether a tattoo is good or not? What do people actually consider to be tattoo fails?
Alice Snape, the author of Tattoo Street Style, says there's only one type of tattoo we should consider a failure. It's spelling mistakes. "[That] would be my worst nightmare," she says. "Surely, a tattoo can only really be a fail if the person who has the tattoo on their skin hates it." Other than that – it’s mostly a matter of personal preference.
I was just about to post that exact same question. Looks just like him!
Load More Replies...It ain't the size of the size of the dog in the face that matters, but the size of the face in the dog...
What's that even supposed to be?!?! A contortionist fox on a muffin?!?!?!
Because personal preferences definitely play a part here, Snape says she finds tattoo-shaming distasteful. "If I personally don't like someone's tattoo because I don't think it's very well done or I don't like the subject matter or it doesn't like it's supposed to, it doesn't mean it's 'failed.'"
"I kinda feel a bit sad if someone has a deeply personal tattoo, say a portrait of their baby, and someone's out there shaming the tattoo because it's so rubbish," the founder of the tattoo magazine adds. "Although, maybe the tattoo owner might be laughing along too.
Unless they were given the design already done asked for it as is. The linework and shading isn't bad, just the design.
Load More Replies...This could have been a beautiful tat in an artist's hand. It's just plain poorly done.
It might be a perfect copy of Clarence the cross eyed lion 🤔
Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Mike Tyson… you guys!!!! What am I looking at?
The holy trinity of the Michaels. They have finally merged into one and the Earth shall soon be consumed.
Load More Replies...To be fair, its not that bad of a drawing or tattoo. It just doesnt make sense.
Michael Jackson, Michael Jordon, same difference, what's the big deal?! (just in case no one gets it, I'm not being serious)
and it's got the S we all used to draw, for no logical reason
Alice says that for her, the 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' rule definitely applies here. "Isn't everything subjective? It's art, after all. I hate to be a judgey type of person. Like when someone whips out their tattoo to show because they know I have loads and write about them, I'd probably just be polite and say I liked it," Snape adds with a laugh. "Same as I might not like the painting they have hanging in their living room."
Say you're looking to get your first tattoo. But you're terrified the artist might do a bad job or that the tattoo is going to age terribly. What do you do? "If you're worried about getting your first tattoo, the best thing you can do is research, research, research," Alice says.
Such a slick slab of meat to work with too the artist totally botched this one.
Yes. He wasn't given a great image to start with. They did it well.
Load More Replies...That's the worst tattoo I've ever heard of! Ah, but you have heard of it!
Someone give that poor guy a bottle of rum. Or a barrel of rum.
"Look at tattooists' portfolios and always ask to see healed work alongside fresh tattoos," Alice Snape advises. "Once they settle into your skin, they'll look a little bit different – the lines might soften, and the color will be less bright. Also, chat to the potential tattooist. Make sure you like them if you're going to be spending a big chunk of time with them."
Meth is a hell of a drug and that is the result of a mome made tattoo gun.
Definitely not a "jailhouse" job...as a former CO I can tell you they do WAY better than that!
Load More Replies...Looks like it's 3:16, and the pocket watch was dropped and run over by the 3:15 bus.
How's the mermaid song go by Great big Sea? "I don't give a damn about her top half, 'Cause that's how I get my tail" ?
More than anything, this process is about learning to relinquish at least a little bit of control. "I always like the experience of getting tattooed to be a magical one," Alice shares with Bored Panda. "I stress I've learned this from making mistakes, though – so don't be too harsh on yourself. Nothing's perfect."
Thanks for the translation, I wondered why May ‘tules’
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the footballer John Carew. Had a tattoo saying Ma vie, mes régles which translated meant My life, my period!
Well okay then. . . you've made your point, and no one will dispute it ever again!
On the neck which is so bad. Regret=turtleneck for the rest of her life.
Load More Replies...Umm yeah. Looks like a bat , but probably was supposed to be a dragon... As Daenerys is the mother of dragons.
In no particular order, he'll kill you, give you gas, and make your pee stink
Asparagus hot dog nightmare, but why get it tattooed anywhere on your body?
I have no idea wtf is going on here but I have to admit I'm intrigued
I mentioned in the beginning that the problem with a bad tattoo is that it's going to be permanent. However, that's not entirely true. If you are a victim of a bad tattoo, you might want to consider a coverup. "I have a cover-up," Alice says. "My first tattoo could, I guess, be classed by someone as a 'fail,' although I don't regard it that way."
Is it just the picture which is mirror-inverted or is it the tattoo? I think it is the picture. But then, still, the "V" roman numerals still don't look as they should, being then ... upside down.
"I dunno, put a bunch of Xs and 1s so it looks like Roman noodles"
And many of these are reasons why I would never get a tattoo (well, that, and I have an aversion to needles)
When it's full moon and you have to see if there was someone at the door.
Jogress evolution of Angewomon and WereGarurumon (I hope at least someone gets it)
Alice shares her personal story with covering up a tattoo. "It was a little Alice in Wonderland on my back, in the prime 'tramp stamp' position," Alice adds. How fitting! "I later decided I wanted a back piece – it's prime canvas – so the Alice is now hidden underneath it."
this is the awful suicide squad harley where they try and romanticize her and the joker even more. (she's so much better in the new comics/animated series with Ivy. they're not perfect, but still <3 )
Load More Replies...If this came over a wall, I would put out a contract for you to shoot them, dear lord ,47
Load More Replies..."The thing is, tattoos don't have to be permanent," Alice disproves my previous statement. "They can be covered over with another design, lasered off so they disappear almost completely, or blacked out with solid black ink. Also, as your collection grows, you might like to see the journey rather than just get stuff covered."
Wtf is this supposed to represent? And what do those letters translate to in english?
According to Google Lens translate it says "ignorance"
Load More Replies...This better mean something in their culture. Otherwise what a terrible mistake.
got a messed up tiger tattoo? simply claim it as a Korean "Minhwa Hojakdo" artwork, a korean folk art where tigers were purposefully drawn to look derpy/less fearful as they were meant to represent the government. :')
Looks like that famous badly taxidermized lion that was given to the king of Sweden.
So as long as there's no terrible spelling mistake, there should be a big fat question mark in front of the statement 'tattoo fails.' "The choice is yours. It's your body. And your tattoos are only as permanent as you want them to be," the editor of Things & Ink concludes. And we agree! Check out our selection of masterful tattoo cover-ups if you're not convinced.
This looks like something a 90s middle school student would have drawn on the inside cover of their Five-Star notebook.
Kids, when a tattoo artist gives you their address and it’s at their home, find another tattoo artist
Because it the coverup of a lover. Before you get someone's name tattooed on your body, think long and hard about it.
Load More Replies...Plot twist: he's actually a guitar luthier and the other "S" is on his thumb knuckle.
Yep. Somebody will punch you in the nose and break your finger!
Load More Replies..."Everything happens for a reason". The reason being lack of hygiene and antibiotics.
OMG!!!! They went too deep and mangled this poor person's skin. A new tattoo should NOT look like that.
That is a result of improper care. Unless the tattoo gun itself was unsanitary, the person this tattoo belongs to is at fault.
I remember the story about this. The guy is a douchebag for doing this, as was the tattoo "artist". It's trashy to immortalize your partner in an unflattering position, and the artist made her look worse.
It's well done, but his wife was justifiably furious.
Load More Replies...Although the tattoo looks kinda sweet, this photo is so awkward to look at lol.
Yeah, I thought there was something VERY different going on at first glance.
Load More Replies...The image is pretty, but the artist hasn't faded it almost at all, it's so full of the darkest black. Looks like the black has vee. hammered really deep too.
Load More Replies...As of April 5th 2024, Kurt Cobain would be gone for 30 years.
Load More Replies...Not the worst in the list, for sure... but look at Vegeta's arm, the crooked general proportions, the color shading very inconsistent. The person who made it bit a little more than they could chew.
Load More Replies...Downvote this if you want - that's fine with me - but this is really poorly drawn. We're talking about a tattoo, people, something that, if done right, will be on your body for the rest of your life. Look at that arm resting on that leg, anatomically correct? No, not at all. Look at the shadow work, sorry but even I can do this better. That sounds quite arrogant indeed, but I wouldn't say that if I didn't have 35 years of drawing experience.
Just gonna say this. You not liking a strangers tattoo does not mean that it is awful or bad. It's their tattoo. Not yours. I have ridiculous tattoos because I like them. Your opinion does not matter to me. Mind your own business.
Some of those were very poorly executed. That is not a matter of opinion. One was clearly infected, also not a matter of opinion, and if that means someone checks into the work done by a prospective tattooer a little more closely before getting a piece done then that is only a good thing, especially if it means they don't get disappointed by a bad tattoo and even more so if it means they don't go to a scratcher.
Load More Replies...You get what you pay for with tattoos. It's better to pay top dollar for quality. This isn't a shirt that you can take off easily. I'd rather have the few tattoos I do (all well done) than have twice as many that look awful.
Just gonna say this. You not liking a strangers tattoo does not mean that it is awful or bad. It's their tattoo. Not yours. I have ridiculous tattoos because I like them. Your opinion does not matter to me. Mind your own business.
Some of those were very poorly executed. That is not a matter of opinion. One was clearly infected, also not a matter of opinion, and if that means someone checks into the work done by a prospective tattooer a little more closely before getting a piece done then that is only a good thing, especially if it means they don't get disappointed by a bad tattoo and even more so if it means they don't go to a scratcher.
Load More Replies...You get what you pay for with tattoos. It's better to pay top dollar for quality. This isn't a shirt that you can take off easily. I'd rather have the few tattoos I do (all well done) than have twice as many that look awful.
