“This Made Me Laugh Way More Than It Should Have”: 93 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News (New Pics)
2025 is almost coming to a close, and honestly, where did the time go? One minute we were setting New Year’s resolutions, and now we’re already deep into festive playlists, fairy lights, and end-of-year reflections. As everything starts to slow down and the holiday mood kicks in, it feels like the perfect moment to just relax and enjoy a few shared laughs.
So today, we took a little scroll through r/NonPoliticalTwitter to round up some random viral tweets that caught our eye. Some are laugh-out-loud funny, some are painfully relatable, some are surprisingly accurate, and a few are oddly useful in ways only the internet can be. It’s a lighthearted mix—perfect for winding down, smiling a bit, and ending the year on a cheerful note. Keep scrolling for some internet gold.
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Pro Tip
Proud Of You! 👏🏻 👏🏻
That's not how it works! You're only supposed to finally need that particular wire/cable/cord/adapter 2 months after you've decided you've kept it too long and discarded it.
She Doesn’t Need To Be Locked Up
Oh, How The Tables Have Turned
Why Does Amazon Do That?
Yeah, but you buy that thing from Amazon that they have low stock of and then get bombarded with ads from Amazon to buy more of that thing. My phone requires precisely one case. Which it has now.
Same Old TSA
Just As God Intended
I used to sing karaoke at a Filipino bar in Seoul. I have an okayish voice, but I put on a good performance. Honestly, I have got encores, and it wasn't for my voice, but for the way I sold the song. I was even once told by two ladies that they were leaving, but that they would stay if I was going to sing again. Again, it wasn't because of my singing voice. I'm very proud of that. Anyway, I sang my two songs at the Filipino bar and sat down. The guy after me was a Filipino professional singer who sang at one of the Seoul hotel loungez. He never even got up on stage, just sat at his table and belted out a couple of note-perfect songs by Journey. I never sang karaoke at that bar again.
Clumsy Empire
“Just Get Both It's Your Day” 😊
Knives Are Fairly Romantic...i Think
I continually ask why my sister has at least one knife and a couple of lighters (she doesn't smoke) in her bag at all times. I don't quite believe she's just following the Scout's motto 'be prepared', especially when she also has duct tape and other oddities...
MS Lies
Is It A Trap?
And They Were Roommates
Would Dad's world collapse if someone finally just told him straight out? Or those not straight came out?
Shakespeare
I got a Shakespeare Insults book for Christmas. I haven't read all of it but my favourite one so far is "God created him, and therefore let him pass for a man".
They Just Keep Coming
And Here’s A White T-Shirt With Logo!!
They Have To Patch This
Undead Is Undead!
We Men Are Simple
It's not THAT unreasonable. There's a lot of shocking devices that simply don't deliver enough to really throw someone off. Worst to happen, it doesn't take them down, but angers them, and they take it away from you to table the turns. I wouldn't recommend it, but instead read the technical data carefully and make sure to understand them - you need high voltage, but if there's no current behind it (no english native speaker - Current is Stromstärke in german, right? The stuff measured in Ampere...), this voltage will brake down immediately, and not be sufficient. An experiment on yourself lacks the ethical implication one on someone else has, but still, reading may make it obsolete, and that path, you should go.
You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don’t Take
It'll Be Done In 5 Business Days
One Target, One Goal
Family Have No Filter
Yeaaah I'd Say That Qualifies As Awkward
Wait Until You Hear His Sidekick’s Name
There's a reasoning behind this. From Google: "Donkey Kong's name comes from combining "Donkey," which creator Shigeru Miyamoto thought meant "stupid" or "stubborn," with "Kong," referencing King Kong to signify a large ape, resulting in "Stupid/Stubborn Gorilla" or "Big Gorilla."
Avengers
One of the great details in The Incredibles...There is an entire Dept. whose job it is to write checks for all the "collateral damage".
Confidently Incorrect
I asked chat gpt if this was correct and it said "You're absolutely right!"
Is It Though?
This Is What A Prank Should Be Like
It’s Just Going To Ask You Some Questions On The iPad
The best Bar- B- Que you'll ever eat is fixed by the black dude on the corner with an old 55 gal barrel...trust me.
Yea No That's Fair
Bonjour
Sick Powermove
The Order
Look in Wikipedia for how long a break the Irish took after inventing whiskey
Gustavo, My Friend
For Breakfast, We'll Do Something Cool, Like Have A Cigarette
$8.50
Flat Whites In The Board Room Too
The Good Old Days
Apple will bring it back as an "upgrade"...Only $200 on the base model!
The Team Up Must Happen
It wouldn't work because the straight men would still hit on the lesbians. Or keep asking if they can "watch."
Maybe The Doctor Will Learn Now
Triage. Someone else was sicker. Happens to me all the time. So glad I have you guys to see me through my struggles
“Long Neck”
Klarna Car Purchase
I’d Like To Buy A Burger
Sometimes I miss being 19 and working at a McD*nald's on the night shift. Night customers are crazy, so you've got to go crazy back. If it's 3am, every customer is insane. They talk sh*t to you, you give it back. If you can make someone laugh, they won't get angry or stab you. Talk to me for more terrible life lessons.
"Let's Ride Nick Fury"
Jared Leto
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Silence Is Gold
Telling Them To Grow Up While Acting Childish Is Ironic
Technology Is Getting Out Of Hand
Why do we accept devices that fail to function without the mothership's permission? It's a bed. There is nothing at all about making a bed move that *needs* to be handled externally. Just give it a button and a cheap-årse microcontroller (ironically cheaper than whatever they're using) and job done.
A Warning ⚠️
Where do they draw it on? Here in Germany there is a little fondont carrot on each piece
All That Scrolling Just For Comic Sans
AI Bros Are Cooked
Vending Machine!
What You Doing In This Situation?
All Hail The LOL
This Made Me Laugh Way More Than It Should Have 😭
Maybe Today's The Day
Jam it demon cheese. Ive spilled whole casseroles since then. You don't scare me
It Can't Be That Old
90% Of Horror Films Can Be Avoided By Not Going Anywhere
Texas Chainsaw M******e - I'm on the other end of the world, what the f♥♥♥ do I have to worry about a killer in Texas?
Sql Injection Done Right
Ok but what if the website/app in question doesn’t let me?
The Artist
What A Hustler
He made money the old fashioned way. He got run over by a Lexus!
....you Sure Like Soup
They Had Different Standards Back Then
Got Any To Add?
That Means A Divorce Would Be A Subscription Cancellation
And, like dating, often the costs go up and the provided service drops, once the trial period is over...
"Older" Women
Is .. Is Ryan Ok?
We All Do
Mountain
Colourblind
Is There Any Actual Reason To Announce Movies So Early?
yeah, i don't pay attention to stuff like that. my attention span won't let me
My Parent’s Would Flip Out If It Was Me🤣
I Don't Even Have A Thermostat 🙁
“Whats Your Music Taste” “Uhh... Algorithm”
I had friends in high school who would just buy whatever was on promotion at Sam Goody or Tower Records, more or less he same thing
Ryanair 😅
The biggest setback to actualizing this is for the airlines to illustrate they can still evacuate the aircraft in 90 seconds. High-density, LCC & ULCC flying single-aisle aircraft, such as the 737 & A321 do so with an extra over-wing emergency exit on each side. Increasing the capacity to standing only class would require full emergency exit doors. This may not simply be adding the door, like with the over-wing exits, but a redesign because more doors may question structural integrity of the aircraft. Also, ADA compliance.
Flashback
Uh Oh
This Happened To My Buddy Eric
A Great Darkness
No Bc I Genuinely Feel Insane
You read articles about how many people's IQ is just above allowing them to dress themselves and think that can't be right. Then you see something like this.
What A Goddamn Quote:
The Whole Club Was Looking At Her, Too
I'd say to look up Sonny & Cher but nobody would get that either.
I’m Sure It Meant A Lot To Her
*morgan Freeman Voice* "They Didn't Delete It"
Gambling Just Got A Whole Lot More Fun
When the player before you lays down a +4 it's time to grab the noose.
Honestly Glad Myself He Did
Well he hated Twilight and acted creepy and dull on purpose. Timothy Dalton was the best Heathcliff. Fight me!
