79 Memes That Feel Like A Fever Dream In The Best Way

I'm fúcking crying

That theory seems sound:)

No. And this truth will set you free!

Vampire without the riz.

Do they share that special physique? If so: "Michael, hit me up!"

Is that pronounced like "Bonne nuit!"?

Sounds like a slightly less offensive Cartman. Slightly.

You guys have Mrs Potato Di​ck?

Okay. Most human retinas have three types of colour detecting cells - cone cells. Their wavelength sensitivity overlaps - so, no wavelength of light falling on the retina will activate only one type of cone cell. It's the distribution of activation of the cone cells as interpreted by our brains which gives rise to the perception of colour. But what if you *could* activate just one type of cone cells? Well now. Some researchers (let's call them 'mad scientists', because why not?) have 'mapped a portion of the retina and individually identified each cone cell as either an S, M, or L cone. They then used lasers to deliver tiny doses of light attempting to target specifically the M cone cells' 'The [mad scientists] who experienced olo said that the closest color to olo in the sRGB gamut is hexadecimal code #00FFCC'. Link follows.

We're they talking about Trump's beautifullest and biggest festivities for the 250th b-day on the National Mall by any chance?

Well, yes. And not that odd, either. Have you ever seen Alan Moore?

Not just subs, but doms too

The indefinite article could have been a clue. But thanks for the laugh! 😂

Fitgirl rules!

Hmm. Two issues here: the Italians should be waving their arms around. Also: the Irish and UK versions could reasonably be swapped around. We/they drink as much beer/tea as they/we do. 😉 Belgium? Well, yes. I remember the extended period when the negotiations after Belgium's general election left the nation with no government for a ridiculously long time - in which Belgium experienced exceptional economic growth, far exceeding the European average. I feel we could all learn a lesson from this.

I can imagine it all too well. I'd want some warning, mind you - so I could have a bowl ready for when I vomit at the sound of the nasty little racist hate-monger's voice... 😬

Whut? I am genuinely confused. Can anyone explain? 😂

Half-Life?

Even horses instantly look like stereotypical librarians when you put glasses on them.

Yep. There's two carbons, five hydrogens attached, then an OH. C_2 H_5 OH. Ethanol. Mmm. Gin and tonic... I wonder if I can find some?

Mmm. All I'll say is this: whatever the advantages of being bisexual might be, right now in my life, I'd prefer 28 years old. 'cos, you know? The ravages of time and all that? 😉

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