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“No, I’m Texting From My Microwave”: 70 Screenshots Of People Choosing Violence While Texting
How many times have you stopped in your tracks before replying to someone’s text, Pandas? Crafting a reply can be an art: a little funny, a little clever, and just a tad of self-deprecation can be the recipe for a real banger. Humor matters, especially when you’re trying to make a first impression. In fact, 92% of Hinge users say that a shared sense of humor is important when looking for a partner.
Knowing how to reply in a witty way can be a lifesaver, and not just when dating. A funny text can decrease tension, brighten up someone’s day, or inspire others when it’s on a list like this online. Bored Panda has collected the best screenshots from a dedicated IG page that collects hilarious texts and witty comebacks, so scroll down and check them out!
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Jeff White 2 weeks ago
The ABSOLUTE height of 12 year old boy humor. These guys deserve an award.
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Jeff White 2 weeks ago
This exchange demands a clever, funny and insightful comment. Wish I could think of one.
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Serial pacifist 2 weeks ago
I expected Becky’s last comment to be like: Omg I’m so sorry you didn’t find her!
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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 2 weeks ago
I say "make sure nobody sees you, and thoroughly dispose of the bodies."
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Geoffrey Scott 2 weeks ago
The principles admin asst got offended when I called her ma'am. "So, how about 'admin wench' ?".."well no.."
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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 2 weeks ago
FaIr point. The only areas that need to be clean are those that will be seen by guests.
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StarCrossedFriday 2 weeks ago (edited)
So are they! This kind of banter is 90% of my relationship 😅 Honestly, my husband just came downstairs to say 'I'll come and help you with dinner in a sec, I'm just going up to do one last thing' - to which I of course replied (with mock outrage) 'who's one last thing, and how long has this been going on??'
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Nika Strokappe 2 weeks ago
So you have a person in your phone as crush and when they hint on getting together you say no?
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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 2 weeks ago
They're probably doing an extra diligent background check.
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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 2 weeks ago
This is why you don't actually ask. You just tell them "my mom/Dad said no."
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