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Do you know which countries are visible on the world map? Or in which state is it illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket?

If you came here looking for flawless and deeply researched maps... well, you took a wrong turn. But if you’re ready to ditch the rulebook and laugh at some beautifully chaotic cartography, you’re in for a treat.

Terrible Maps is a legend when it comes to redefining the boundaries of absurd humor. So, we’ve rounded up some of their most intentionally inaccurate maps to give you a much-needed break from a world that takes itself too seriously.

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    According to the creator, Michael Howe, Terrible Maps was actually born out of frustration. He originally ran a social media page dedicated to amazing, beautiful maps. However, internet users constantly nitpicked minor data inaccuracies or slight border imperfections.

    As a joke, he decided to give the internet exactly what it was complaining about: completely, unapologetically terrible maps. By leaning into total inaccuracy, it took the power away from the internet critics.

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    #4

    Map depicting the Australo-Hungarian Empire covering Australia at territorial peak

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    Abel
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Australia, sit please. We have to talk. You.have an invasive tumor"

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    #5

    World map showing countries upset about food changes versus those who don't mind

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking about those two "NOT APPROVED" guys from Youtube who act like the world is ending when someone uses a normal bacon for carbonara instead of some super-special Italian bacon that's only produced in one small village in south Italy from a single lineage of purebred royal pigs

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    The page began as a social media account in 2015, and it now has over 1.7 million followers on X and about 1.3 million on Facebook. Its popularity grew so much, that the creators even came out with a full-fledged humor book.

    “After posting interesting, sensible, factual maps on social media for a few years as Amazing Maps it became clear that humans inherently like to whine because every comment section was full of complaints, arguments and general negative feedback. I was struck with an idea. Why not post maps that aren’t meant to be good, that defy rational criticism, that transcend the boundaries of ‘right’ or ‘wrong’? Terrible Maps was born,” writes Michael Howe.

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    We usually think of maps as helpful tools that give us accurate facts, show us where to go, and help us make decisions. They also tell exciting stories, stir up memories, and make us think of wild adventures.

    Terrible Maps subverts this by using the official, serious visual language of mapmaking such as legends, shading, and color keys to present absolute nonsense. For example, a map of train routes in Antarctica (which is completely blank) or the world depicted as a cat playing with Australia.

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    #11

    Illustrated space flight path from Earth to the Moon for Artemis II launch

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    troufaki13
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the little smiling sun in the corner🌞

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    #12

    World map mistakenly showing air traffic in 1899 as a joke

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    chi-wei shen
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around that time, my great-grandfather once flew down a flight of stairs. That should be visible on the map.

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    Research shows that funny maps “destabilize the rigid scientific basis” of geography. They offer a social commentary rather than just dry geospatial facts.

    They prove that how we feel about a place — the jokes we share and the stereotypes we hold — is often a more honest reflection of our world than precise coordinates on a grid.

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    Experts believe that old, funny maps, like postcard maps from the 1940s poking fun at different US states, act as historical snapshots. They show us exactly what the dominant culture, local inside jokes, and social stereotypes were at that exact moment in time.

    They capture human culture in a way a boring highway map never could.

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    Research found that when students were handed a funny or completely ridiculous map, their critical thinking skills immediately lit up. Looking at funny maps actually trains our brains to question data and remember that all maps are constructed by people with biases.

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    #16

    World map highlighting Iran in red as a country named after a song

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    Corvus
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also know a continent named after a Toto song ;)

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    Modern internet culture is exhausting, flooded with endless charts, data streams, and doom-scrolling. Reviewers note that these maps are a perfect “palette cleanser” for the brain. They don’t try to be smart, political, or meaningful. Instead, they offer pure, unadulterated dad-joke style silliness.

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    Readers of the book also point out that it makes the ultimate coffee table book because you don’t actually have to read the whole thing to enjoy it. It functions like an instant, low-stakes icebreaker — something guests can flip through for thirty seconds, laugh at, and use to spark a completely ridiculous conversation.

    #19

    Map comparing distance from Berlin to Moscow using Belgiums as unit in funny maps

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just end this and only use bananas. We do it already on the interwebz.

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    Because these maps mimic the official look of real cartography, they double as the ultimate internet bait. They regularly trigger massive, yet hilarious, controversies for one simple reason: a lot of people completely miss the satire.

    Because our brains are conditioned to trust anything printed on a colorful grid, internet users constantly mistake pure nonsense for real data. When outraged users flood the page to complain or correct, the moderator’s response is usually a simple, brilliant “thank you.”

    By baiting people, Terrible Maps accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do — it exposes how blindly we trust the illusion of authority on the internet.

    The outraged commenters end up completely missing the joke, and in doing so, they become the joke themselves.

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    Geography can often feel dividing, focusing on borders, politics, and disputes. Funny maps do the exact opposite by turning it into a universal inside joke.

    Whether a map is making fun of British food or American geography skills, it highlights shared human quirks. It reminds us that no matter where we live, we all share the same capacity for absurd and lighthearted humor.

    #24

    Humorous map of Europe based on Japanese stereotypes with labels

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    Cpt. Bombero Panda
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two European countries with historical horror story referencs. One being mostly fictional... and unfortunately, the other being absolutely nonfictional.

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    #25

    Map illustrating largest foreign nationality in each American country

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    Chich the witch
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what you are telling me is that Mexico is full of immigrants.

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    #27

    World map highlighting countries where oranges are called Portugal in orange

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently true! "This fascinating linguistic quirk dates back to the 15th and 16th centuries. Historically, Europeans were only familiar with bitter, sour oranges brought over by Arab traders. However, Portuguese maritime explorers and merchants were among the first to successfully import the delicious sweet orange from Asia into the Mediterranean." (Note that the word for "orange" in the marked countries isn't literally "Portugal", but is a different word in each language that is derived from the word "Portugal".)

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    #30

    US map shaped from computer RAM modules representing memory

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    UnclePanda
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was asked to chip in on this project but the ramifications frightened me.

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    #32

    World map showing countries where May 1st is a public holiday in red

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    Julie S
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    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to be in the UK but they decided to make it the nearest Monday instead.

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    #35

    World map displaying average number of limbs per person by country

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4.01 limbs on average? I always knew that Germans, Finns, Danes, and Canadians were something special.

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    #37

    Map of Europe divided into Rich Europe in green and Poor Europe in blue

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    David Paterson
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is pretty dang accurate, especially when it comes to the latitude at which Italy is divided.

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    #44

    Map showing driving routes across Kansas with time and toll details

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    Dragon Ashes
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove from Michigan to Idaho and back with three kids that claimed they didn't want to be there.

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    #46

    Censored Europe map humorously labeled as declassified by CIA

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    ghtqbmfs5q
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something from the Epstein files 🙄

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    #49

    Midwest map explaining states with labels like corn, cheese, and hot dish in red

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a longtime friend who grew up in Ohio and spent most of their life there. Can confirm Ohio's explanation/true name XD As an aside, I was born in Corn state.

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    #51

    European map illustrating most famous leaders from each country

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    sdorph
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that really the most famous leader of Germany?

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    #52

    World map highlighting countries where US has dropped atomic bombs

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    random_frog_6846
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the people of Nevada and the American Southwest suffered cancer and sued the government, and still do today.

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    #54

    Proposed US superstate Megachusetts shown on a colorful map of America with a seat belt graphic

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they're rather going in a different direction: Gilead.

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    #56

    US map dividing desert and non-desert regions for administrative purposes

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My part of Southern California was technically a swamp, historically. Well, a desert-y swamp, but a swamp XD

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    #57

    Map highlighting counties named Orange County in the United States

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the GOP has it's way with whitemaxxing/gerrymandering, every county will be an orange county come November... 😐

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    #58

    Map of Persian Gulf area showing Iran blocking US blockade of Strait of Hormuz

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao this is like a game of Yu-Gi-Oh. "I use my blockade to block your blockade! Then I set one Trap card face-down and end my turn."

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    #59

    Bermuda map showing nearly 7 percent of area as golf courses

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    random_frog_6846
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just sad if true. I hate golf courses, water guzzlers they are

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    #62

    US map showing states with smaller populations than Los Angeles County in blue

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeaaaah they really pack us in here in SoCal XD Er, well, we pack ourselves in, I guess...

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    #63

    Map of Brazil with areas rated as good, okay, or bad at soccer

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cut off the caption: "Brazil's Favorite Sport"

    #64

    UK and Ireland map with rainfall forecast showing minimal precipitation

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My garden has really benefited from those several inches of "no measurable rainfall".

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    #67

    World map depicting average age babies start walking by country with color codes

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    ROB
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from New Zealand and the way we've just been crossed out 😂

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    #68

    European map illustrating good cuisine in southern Europe and bad cuisine in northern Europe

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to IKEA and see for yourself how good Swedish cuisine can be. Of course, they don't have Surströmming there.

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    #71

    United States map highlighting top 12 states recommended to live in currently

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    Arthur Waite
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Canada looks over their shoulder, thinking about: Maybe a wall...

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    #75

    Map of NFL players per million people in American Samoa highlighted in purple

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more northern states (like mine) typically have more hockey players.

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    #76

    US map highlighting ancestral states of father and mother origins

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pennsylvania is definitely MY ancestral state - all those Mennonites for generations!

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    #78

    US map depicting multiple corners around Four Corners area for tourists

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Alaska and Hawaii. Nice touch...

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    #79

    Illustrated map of New Jersey divided into North, Central, and South sections

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    Grace Sssssss
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By decree, we now exist. HA! Take THAT!

    #80

    US map highlighting Midwest states where people say 'ope, sorry' when bumped

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent 14 years living in Missouri (thank you for your sympathy!) and never once heard someone say 'ope' there.

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    #82

    US map showing hotspots for getting a speeding ticket by blue intensity

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have driven IH 10 between South Central Texas and Jacksonville, FL several times as an unaccompanied woman. 100/100 do NOT recommend!

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    #83

    US map highlighting states containing Greenland or Denmark in color coding

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You already have Greenland at home, you don't need another

    #84

    North America map depicting obesity rates by state with color coding

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I've been to SC in the last year and found no floating mass of obese people.

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