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Do you know which countries are visible on the world map? Or in which state is it illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket?

If you came here looking for flawless and deeply researched maps... well, you took a wrong turn. But if you’re ready to ditch the rulebook and laugh at some beautifully chaotic cartography, you’re in for a treat.

Terrible Maps is a legend when it comes to redefining the boundaries of absurd humor. So, we’ve rounded up some of their most intentionally inaccurate maps to give you a much-needed break from a world that takes itself too seriously.

#1

Europe map with a check marking location of the Czech Republic

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Sue Denham
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4 months ago

Hahahaha.

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    #2

    World map showing countries with red or blue on their flags

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Now it's official! New Zealand is a myth.

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    #3

    Map depicting the Australo-Hungarian Empire covering Australia at territorial peak

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    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    "Australia, sit please. We have to talk. You.have an invasive tumor"

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    According to the creator, Michael Howe, Terrible Maps was actually born out of frustration. He originally ran a social media page dedicated to amazing, beautiful maps. However, internet users constantly nitpicked minor data inaccuracies or slight border imperfections.

    As a joke, he decided to give the internet exactly what it was complaining about: completely, unapologetically terrible maps. By leaning into total inaccuracy, it took the power away from the internet critics.

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    #4

    World map altered to show all landmasses as the African continent

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    In a sense it is.

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    #5

    Illustrated Europe map dividing countries into Tea Europe and Coffee Europe regions

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    We are the anomaly.

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    #6

    Map comparing Australia and Austria highlighting their distinct locations

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Glad we cleared that up.

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    The page began as a social media account in 2015, and it now has over 1.7 million followers on X and about 1.3 million on Facebook. Its popularity grew so much, that the creators even came out with a full-fledged humor book.

    “After posting interesting, sensible, factual maps on social media for a few years as Amazing Maps it became clear that humans inherently like to whine because every comment section was full of complaints, arguments and general negative feedback. I was struck with an idea. Why not post maps that aren’t meant to be good, that defy rational criticism, that transcend the boundaries of ‘right’ or ‘wrong’? Terrible Maps was born,” writes Michael Howe.

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    #7

    Simplified Africa map with large area named constop and smaller Congo

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    That's correct! It includes BOTH Congos.

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    #8

    Funny world map with a red line creating a fish wormhole near Antarctica

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    I dunno, I thought it was shorter somehow.

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    #9

    World map mistakenly showing air traffic in 1899 as a joke

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Around that time, my great-grandfather once flew down a flight of stairs. That should be visible on the map.

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    We usually think of maps as helpful tools that give us accurate facts, show us where to go, and help us make decisions. They also tell exciting stories, stir up memories, and make us think of wild adventures.

    Terrible Maps subverts this by using the official, serious visual language of mapmaking such as legends, shading, and color keys to present absolute nonsense. For example, a map of train routes in Antarctica (which is completely blank) or the world depicted as a cat playing with Australia.

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    #10

    Anglicised map of China with English-style place names and regions

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    I need this on my wall.

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    #11

    Map of Florida shown as a green horizontal strip with Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean labeled

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    There seems to be considerable shrinkage.

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    #12

    Map showing similarity of US southern border to Mexico's northern border with arrows

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    4 months ago

    Conspiracy!!

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    Research shows that funny maps “destabilize the rigid scientific basis” of geography. They offer a social commentary rather than just dry geospatial facts.

    They prove that how we feel about a place — the jokes we share and the stereotypes we hold — is often a more honest reflection of our world than precise coordinates on a grid.

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    #13

    World map showing countries upset about food changes versus those who don't mind

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Thinking about those two "NOT APPROVED" guys from Youtube who act like the world is ending when someone uses a normal bacon for carbonara instead of some super-special Italian bacon that's only produced in one small village in south Italy from a single lineage of purebred royal pigs

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    #14

    Illustrated space flight path from Earth to the Moon for Artemis II launch

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    I love the little smiling sun in the corner🌞

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    #15

    Map with Spain and a Spanish province incorrectly labeled as speaking Brazilian

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    Abel
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Ha ha ha... NO!

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    Experts believe that old, funny maps, like postcard maps from the 1940s poking fun at different US states, act as historical snapshots. They show us exactly what the dominant culture, local inside jokes, and social stereotypes were at that exact moment in time.

    They capture human culture in a way a boring highway map never could.

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    Research found that when students were handed a funny or completely ridiculous map, their critical thinking skills immediately lit up. Looking at funny maps actually trains our brains to question data and remember that all maps are constructed by people with biases.

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    #16

    Map showing beaver distribution in Europe in 1900 versus 2021

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    chi-wei shen
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    4 months ago

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    Full map. Unbenannt-...814024.jpg Unbenannt-1-6a0a9d0814024.jpg

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    #17

    Pacific Ocean shown as able to hold 16 Polands in humorous map

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    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Technically correct and utterly useless. :D

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    #18

    World map showing passport cover colors by country

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    NightOwlPanda
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    What, no plaid?

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    Modern internet culture is exhausting, flooded with endless charts, data streams, and doom-scrolling. Reviewers note that these maps are a perfect “palette cleanser” for the brain. They don’t try to be smart, political, or meaningful. Instead, they offer pure, unadulterated dad-joke style silliness.

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    Readers of the book also point out that it makes the ultimate coffee table book because you don’t actually have to read the whole thing to enjoy it. It functions like an instant, low-stakes icebreaker — something guests can flip through for thirty seconds, laugh at, and use to spark a completely ridiculous conversation.

    #19

    Map comparing distance from Berlin to Moscow using Belgiums as unit in funny maps

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Let's just end this and only use bananas. We do it already on the interwebz.

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    #20

    Middle East map with wind turbines and solar panels as energy crisis solution

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    DJT: "Absolutely not!"

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    #21

    Humorous map of Europe based on Japanese stereotypes with labels

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    Cpt. Bombero Panda
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Two European countries with historical horror story referencs. One being mostly fictional... and unfortunately, the other being absolutely nonfictional.

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    Because these maps mimic the official look of real cartography, they double as the ultimate internet bait. They regularly trigger massive, yet hilarious, controversies for one simple reason: a lot of people completely miss the satire.

    Because our brains are conditioned to trust anything printed on a colorful grid, internet users constantly mistake pure nonsense for real data. When outraged users flood the page to complain or correct, the moderator’s response is usually a simple, brilliant “thank you.”

    By baiting people, Terrible Maps accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do — it exposes how blindly we trust the illusion of authority on the internet.

    The outraged commenters end up completely missing the joke, and in doing so, they become the joke themselves.

    #22

    World map highlighting Iran in red as a country named after a song

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    I also know a continent named after a Toto song ;)

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    #23

    Map of Roman Empire showing its expansion in Europe

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    It might also be because they met the locals.

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    Geography can often feel dividing, focusing on borders, politics, and disputes. Funny maps do the exact opposite by turning it into a universal inside joke.

    Whether a map is making fun of British food or American geography skills, it highlights shared human quirks. It reminds us that no matter where we live, we all share the same capacity for absurd and lighthearted humor.

    #24

    World map highlighting countries where oranges are called Portugal in orange

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    4 months ago

    Apparently true! "This fascinating linguistic quirk dates back to the 15th and 16th centuries. Historically, Europeans were only familiar with bitter, sour oranges brought over by Arab traders. However, Portuguese maritime explorers and merchants were among the first to successfully import the delicious sweet orange from Asia into the Mediterranean." (Note that the word for "orange" in the marked countries isn't literally "Portugal", but is a different word in each language that is derived from the word "Portugal".)

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    #25

    Map of Australia divided into Emu Empire and Commonwealth of Australia regions

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    That’s all I yam
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    4 months ago

    I thought the emus did win ????

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    #26

    World map showing equator line with countries forming a straight line

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    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    The world is top heavy :D

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    #27

    Map of shark attacks in the US with image of Blue Zoo aquarium closing

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Nah, it was the Sharknado

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    #28

    World map showing countries visible on the map highlighted in red

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    PirellisMiracleElixer
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    New Zealand?

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    #29

    Map illustrating largest foreign nationality in each American country

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    Chich the witch
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    4 months ago

    So, what you are telling me is that Mexico is full of immigrants.

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    #30

    World map showing countries banning Jehovah's Witnesses marked in red

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Way too few.

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    #31

    Europe divided into sunny and cloudy regions in a simple graphic map

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Yeah that's about it

    #32

    Map of a misidentified European country shaped like a question mark

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    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Hi, Kyle!

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    #33

    UK map showing all counties marked as wet with no dry areas

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 months ago

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    At least the Isle of Wight is sunny. Isle_of_wi...7b6fbc.jpg Isle_of_wight-6a0aa3a7b6fbc.jpg

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    #34

    World map displaying average number of limbs per person by country

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    4.01 limbs on average? I always knew that Germans, Finns, Danes, and Canadians were something special.

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    #35

    US map shaped from computer RAM modules representing memory

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    UnclePanda
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    Premium
    4 months ago

    I was asked to chip in on this project but the ramifications frightened me.

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    #36

    Europe map covered in various camouflage patterns representing invisibility

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    So where's the map? I can't see it.

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    #37

    US map depicting air traffic control zones with Houston-centered area highlighted in blue

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    Giraffe Sitter
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Air traffic control centers.

    #38

    Map of Europe highlighting UK as place where people form queues for anything and everything

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    I'll wait for my turn to comment.

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    #39

    Map showing driving routes across Kansas with time and toll details

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    Dragon Ashes
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    I drove from Michigan to Idaho and back with three kids that claimed they didn't want to be there.

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    #40

    Map of France divided into perfect squares considered during the French Revolution

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    That's, like, the polar opposite of gerrymandering

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    #41

    Map of Europe divided into Rich Europe in green and Poor Europe in blue

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    That is pretty dang accurate, especially when it comes to the latitude at which Italy is divided.

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    #42

    World map showing countries where May 1st is a public holiday in red

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    Julie S
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    4 months ago

    It used to be in the UK but they decided to make it the nearest Monday instead.

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    #43

    Censored Europe map humorously labeled as declassified by CIA

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    ghtqbmfs5q
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Looks like something from the Epstein files 🙄

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    #44

    World map highlighting countries allowing legal reincarnation without permission

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    What is that black shape

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    #45

    World map showing more people live outside than inside the indicated circle area

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    That’s all I yam
    Community Member
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    4 months ago

    Thanks for sharing?

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    #46

    Global species richness map released by Brazilian government with biodiversity hotspots

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Way to put your point of view Brazil!

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    #47

    Map highlighting counties named Orange County in the United States

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    If the GOP has it's way with whitemaxxing/gerrymandering, every county will be an orange county come November... 😐

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    #48

    Satellite photos showing Dutch town that used to be an island in maps

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    Bartlet for world domination
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    4 months ago

    Cover blown

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    #49

    Map showing strategic maritime route near Spain for ship fees

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    And Morocco or Gibraltar.

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    #50

    Map showing the true size of Japan overlaid on South Korea and parts of China

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    J M
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    It's farther north, west, east, and south than South Korea!

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    #51

    Midwest map explaining states with labels like corn, cheese, and hot dish in red

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    I have a longtime friend who grew up in Ohio and spent most of their life there. Can confirm Ohio's explanation/true name XD As an aside, I was born in Corn state.

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    #52

    US map highlighting Georgia where carrying ice cream cones in pockets is illegal

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    ...or are you just happy to see me..

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    #53

    Map merging Namibia and Vietnam into a single country called Vietnamibia

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Isn't that Kyle?

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    #54

    Proposed US superstate Megachusetts shown on a colorful map of America with a seat belt graphic

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Nah, they're rather going in a different direction: Gilead.

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    #55

    Map showing Iowa in purple, states with good cheese in orange, and others in green

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    SlapstickChicken
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    I assume insufficient data for everyone else

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    #56

    World map highlighting countries where US has dropped atomic bombs

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    random_frog_6846
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    And the people of Nevada and the American Southwest suffered cancer and sued the government, and still do today.

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    #57

    US map of most dangerous animals by state with color-coded legend

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Humans...?

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    #58

    US map highlighting states with giant letters in their names

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    ??

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    #59

    Map of Persian Gulf area showing Iran blocking US blockade of Strait of Hormuz

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Lmao this is like a game of Yu-Gi-Oh. "I use my blockade to block your blockade! Then I set one Trap card face-down and end my turn."

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    #60

    United States map highlighting top 12 states recommended to live in currently

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    Arthur Waite
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    4 months ago

    And Canada looks over their shoulder, thinking about: Maybe a wall...

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    #61

    European map illustrating most famous leaders from each country

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    sdorph
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    4 months ago

    Is that really the most famous leader of Germany?

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    #62

    US map showing states with smaller populations than Los Angeles County in blue

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    4 months ago

    Yeaaaah they really pack us in here in SoCal XD Er, well, we pack ourselves in, I guess...

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    #63

    US map dividing desert and non-desert regions for administrative purposes

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    4 months ago

    My part of Southern California was technically a swamp, historically. Well, a desert-y swamp, but a swamp XD

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    #64

    Bermuda map showing nearly 7 percent of area as golf courses

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    random_frog_6846
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    That’s just sad if true. I hate golf courses, water guzzlers they are

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    #65

    US map highlighting states with more cows than people in red

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Yes, my Dad has more cows than people on his farm.

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    #66

    US map of texting and driving fatalities in 1960 with no fatalities highlighted

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    Joost van der Voort
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    fatalities per how many citizens?

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    #67

    US map highlighting ancestral states of father and mother origins

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    My ancestors go back 1663 in Quebec. Both sides so I am purlaine Quebecois

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    #68

    US map depicting multiple corners around Four Corners area for tourists

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    I like Alaska and Hawaii. Nice touch...

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    #69

    Panama map highlighting the Panama Canal in bright red

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    It's Kyle again.

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    #70

    US map highlighting Midwest states where people say 'ope, sorry' when bumped

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    Joe Russo
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Just the upper peninsula of Michigan. The top bit we stole from Canada.

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    #71

    UK and Ireland map with rainfall forecast showing minimal precipitation

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    My garden has really benefited from those several inches of "no measurable rainfall".

    #72

    United States map showing average IQ variations across states

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Shouldn't the average IQ be closer to 100?

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    #73

    US map showing the most dangerous animals by state in various colors

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    Dragon Ashes
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Why is this on here twice?

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    #74

    World map depicting average age babies start walking by country with color codes

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    ROB
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    4 months ago

    I'm from New Zealand and the way we've just been crossed out 😂

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    #75

    Map of Brazil with areas rated as good, okay, or bad at soccer

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    They cut off the caption: "Brazil's Favorite Sport"

    #76

    Closest English words to each U.S. state name shown on a gray map

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    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    "Californium" seems like a cheat.

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    #77

    Map of NFL players per million people in American Samoa highlighted in purple

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    The more northern states (like mine) typically have more hockey players.

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    #78

    World map showing countries with colors in their English names

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    Phil Green
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Cape Verde?

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    #79

    Colorful US map showing most common state answer from respondents

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Where's "depression"?

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    #80

    European map illustrating good cuisine in southern Europe and bad cuisine in northern Europe

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Go to IKEA and see for yourself how good Swedish cuisine can be. Of course, they don't have Surströmming there.

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    #81

    US map showing hotspots for getting a speeding ticket by blue intensity

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Have driven IH 10 between South Central Texas and Jacksonville, FL several times as an unaccompanied woman. 100/100 do NOT recommend!

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    #82

    Illustrated map of New Jersey divided into North, Central, and South sections

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    Grace Sssssss
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    By decree, we now exist. HA! Take THAT!

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    #83

    US map highlighting states containing Greenland or Denmark in color coding

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    You already have Greenland at home, you don't need another

    #84

    North America map depicting obesity rates by state with color coding

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Funny, I've been to SC in the last year and found no floating mass of obese people.

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    #85

    Map of Brazilian football clubs named America scattered across the country

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago

    Yes.

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