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Do you know which countries are visible on the world map? Or in which state is it illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket?

If you came here looking for flawless and deeply researched maps... well, you took a wrong turn. But if you’re ready to ditch the rulebook and laugh at some beautifully chaotic cartography, you’re in for a treat.

Terrible Maps is a legend when it comes to redefining the boundaries of absurd humor. So, we’ve rounded up some of their most intentionally inaccurate maps to give you a much-needed break from a world that takes itself too seriously.

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    #3

    World map depicting average age babies start walking by country with color codes

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    ROB
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from New Zealand and the way we've just been crossed out 😂

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    According to the creator, Michael Howe, Terrible Maps was actually born out of frustration. He originally ran a social media page dedicated to amazing, beautiful maps. However, internet users constantly nitpicked minor data inaccuracies or slight border imperfections.

    As a joke, he decided to give the internet exactly what it was complaining about: completely, unapologetically terrible maps. By leaning into total inaccuracy, it took the power away from the internet critics.

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    The page began as a social media account in 2015, and it now has over 1.7 million followers on X and about 1.3 million on Facebook. Its popularity grew so much, that the creators even came out with a full-fledged humor book.

    “After posting interesting, sensible, factual maps on social media for a few years as Amazing Maps it became clear that humans inherently like to whine because every comment section was full of complaints, arguments and general negative feedback. I was struck with an idea. Why not post maps that aren’t meant to be good, that defy rational criticism, that transcend the boundaries of ‘right’ or ‘wrong’? Terrible Maps was born,” writes Michael Howe.

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    We usually think of maps as helpful tools that give us accurate facts, show us where to go, and help us make decisions. They also tell exciting stories, stir up memories, and make us think of wild adventures.

    Terrible Maps subverts this by using the official, serious visual language of mapmaking such as legends, shading, and color keys to present absolute nonsense. For example, a map of train routes in Antarctica (which is completely blank) or the world depicted as a cat playing with Australia.

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    Research shows that funny maps “destabilize the rigid scientific basis” of geography. They offer a social commentary rather than just dry geospatial facts.

    They prove that how we feel about a place — the jokes we share and the stereotypes we hold — is often a more honest reflection of our world than precise coordinates on a grid.

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    #14

    Map comparing distance from Berlin to Moscow using Belgiums as unit in funny maps

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    Roman Arendt
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    31 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just end this and only use bananas. We do it already on the interwebz.

    #15

    World map showing passport cover colors by country

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    20 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one is neat! I like it XD

    Experts believe that old, funny maps, like postcard maps from the 1940s poking fun at different US states, act as historical snapshots. They show us exactly what the dominant culture, local inside jokes, and social stereotypes were at that exact moment in time.

    They capture human culture in a way a boring highway map never could.

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    Research found that when students were handed a funny or completely ridiculous map, their critical thinking skills immediately lit up. Looking at funny maps actually trains our brains to question data and remember that all maps are constructed by people with biases.

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    Modern internet culture is exhausting, flooded with endless charts, data streams, and doom-scrolling. Reviewers note that these maps are a perfect “palette cleanser” for the brain. They don’t try to be smart, political, or meaningful. Instead, they offer pure, unadulterated dad-joke style silliness.

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    Readers of the book also point out that it makes the ultimate coffee table book because you don’t actually have to read the whole thing to enjoy it. It functions like an instant, low-stakes icebreaker — something guests can flip through for thirty seconds, laugh at, and use to spark a completely ridiculous conversation.

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    Because these maps mimic the official look of real cartography, they double as the ultimate internet bait. They regularly trigger massive, yet hilarious, controversies for one simple reason: a lot of people completely miss the satire.

    Because our brains are conditioned to trust anything printed on a colorful grid, internet users constantly mistake pure nonsense for real data. When outraged users flood the page to complain or correct, the moderator’s response is usually a simple, brilliant “thank you.”

    By baiting people, Terrible Maps accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do — it exposes how blindly we trust the illusion of authority on the internet.

    The outraged commenters end up completely missing the joke, and in doing so, they become the joke themselves.

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    Geography can often feel dividing, focusing on borders, politics, and disputes. Funny maps do the exact opposite by turning it into a universal inside joke.

    Whether a map is making fun of British food or American geography skills, it highlights shared human quirks. It reminds us that no matter where we live, we all share the same capacity for absurd and lighthearted humor.

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    #26

    US map showing states with smaller populations than Los Angeles County in blue

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    19 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeaaaah they really pack us in here in SoCal XD Er, well, we pack ourselves in, I guess...

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    #28

    Proposed US superstate Megachusetts shown on a colorful map of America with a seat belt graphic

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    24 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, its western end is north of where I live in California, so it's okay with me XD Would we be divided into ACTUAL states called Northern California and Southern California, if this were the case? XD (instead of just casually referring to the areas as such) EDIT: I've been a fool! The seatbelt clicks into place RIGHT where I live!! XD doooooom! I'd live in Megachusetts!

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    #29

    Midwest map explaining states with labels like corn, cheese, and hot dish in red

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    22 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a longtime friend who grew up in Ohio and spent most of their life there. Can confirm Ohio's explanation/true name XD As an aside, I was born in Corn state.

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    #31

    US map dividing desert and non-desert regions for administrative purposes

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    17 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My part of Southern California was technically a swamp, historically. Well, a desert-y swamp, but a swamp XD

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    #40

    Map highlighting counties named Orange County in the United States

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    20 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I live in one of those! :D The westernmost one!

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    #57

    Map of Florida shown as a green horizontal strip with Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean labeled

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    20 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why Floridians are so unwilling to fight climate change? Hoping for some heat-induced enhancement perhaps?

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    #80

    World map highlighting countries where oranges are called Portugal in orange

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    10 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently true! "This fascinating linguistic quirk dates back to the 15th and 16th centuries. Historically, Europeans were only familiar with bitter, sour oranges brought over by Arab traders. However, Portuguese maritime explorers and merchants were among the first to successfully import the delicious sweet orange from Asia into the Mediterranean." (Note that the word for "orange" in the marked countries isn't literally "Portugal", but is a different word in each language that is derived from the word "Portugal".)

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