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54 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails That Even Cupid Did A Double Take
If you've ever sat for hours trying to create the perfect bio for a dating app - typing, deleting, typing again - we feel your pain. Oh, the pure pressure. You're supposed to come across as genuine, funny, smart, intriguing, and all that jazz, but you need to do it in a way that makes you really jump out from all the other fish in the sea.
Those in the know say the top-performing Tinder bios are under 30 words and say a lot in a little space of time. Then there are the ones that make it onto a list of a different kind: chaotic, cringeworthy, unhinged, clever, and downright iconic. They're the gems that might not necessarily get a right swipe, but certainly stop people in their tracks long enough to screenshot and share.
There's an entire corner of the internet dedicated to these masterpieces, and it's where people go to roast someone else's bio or showcase their own. Aptly called Tinder Bios, the wall is quite a ride, and it doesn't fail to disappoint.
Bored Panda has selected the best posts from the community for you to scroll through when you're bored of swiping left or right.
From Jesus, who claims to be several thousand years old, to the more simple human being who says they like to breathe air and walk on legs, many of these prove just how strange modern-day dating has become.
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Damn. Pappy Off The Hook
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Its Fate
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Rate My Bio
#5
Idk. Seems Convincing
#6
Nailed It!
#7
Rate This
#8
Got Peer Pressured Into This, And Really Don't Know What I'm Doing. Send Help
Panda McPandaface 7 months ago (edited)
Oh come on, he's cute. Him and the dogs, who can resist?
#12
She Is The Chosen One!!!!!!!!
#13
I’ve Matched With Exactly One Person Who Wasn’t A Bot After A Year Of Owning This App. This Is My Latest Bio, Any Thoughts?
#14
Just Made This
#15
No More
#16
Thoughts?
#18
How’s My Bio?
#20
How To Perfectly Utilize Every Tinder Bio Character 101:
#21
Rate My Bio?
#22
As A Guy, I've Never Wanted To Match With Somebody So Much Before
#23
I Just Created Bio Based On Inspiration From This Sub. What You Guys Think?
Howl's sleeping castle 7 months ago
🤦 I was still thinking about the catfish one and understood the 'six feet' as this person has six legs.
#24
I Heard Self-Deprecating Humour In Bio Works. Thoughts?
#25
Tinder Bio Feedback?
#26
I Thought This Would Be A Good Bio Until I Had A Girl Match With Me, Provide Actually Feedback Then Unmatched With Me
#27
“New” Version
#28
Sarah Sounds Nice
#29
Seems Like A Lot Of Effort
#30
Tinder Can Be Wack Sometimes
#31
Reward For Worst Tinder Bio Of The Year Goes To!
#32
I Laughed And I Still Swiped Left
#33
Thoughts And Suggestions For Bio?
#35
Shout Out To The Breh That Made This Account
#36
Dude Who Are You Trying To Offend Here Seriously
J J Jettflow 7 months ago (edited)
Advice for this guy. You should look for qualities you don't have yourself ...it makes the relationship more interesting than if you were both dumba55es.
#37
What Should I Change/Add/Remove? I Feel Like My Bio Needs Work. 22 M USA, For Reference
#38
Interesting How You Can Share An Account Like This
#39
A Regret Every Cs Girl Has
UnclePanda 7 months ago (edited)
I have pointers to arrays of pointers still out there, waiting for a need;
#40
Thoughts? Male In Mid 20s
#41
Oof
#42
When She Puts Her Red Flags Up Immediately
#43
22 Yr Old Male - Thoughts?
#44
The Match Of My Dreams
#45
Well That's Interesting
Miles Mawyer 7 months ago
ok.. fine.. ok.. ok.. ok.. sure.. no problem.. not an issue.. CRYSTAL THERAPY??!?!?
#46
Just Went On Tinder And Saw This Bio... Well I Am No Cute Girl But Holy, That's A Very Nice Idea Xd
#48
Wait. Italian & What?
#50
Is This The Longest Sentence On Tinder? P.s. You Must Own A House To Proceed
#51
Why Are People Like This
#52
It’s You I Wanna Fill Up Not Your Car Babe
#53
Look At This A**bag
#54
Men Complain About Not Getting Matches But Their Bios Are This…
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ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM 7 months ago (edited)
Started mediocre, dropped off quickly. Okay to scroll through while eating. 🤷♀️
ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM 7 months ago (edited)
Started mediocre, dropped off quickly. Okay to scroll through while eating. 🤷♀️
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