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60 Weird But ‘Technically True’ Takes That No One Can Argue With
If someone asked you how many bones are in the human body and you said “more than three,” congrats—you’re technically correct. You’re also not getting invited back to trivia night, but still: correct.
The internet, however, would welcome you with open arms. People post takes like this every day, and as long as they’re technically true, there’s not much anyone can say back. Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest examples—scroll down and upvote your favorites.
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#1
Lazy People
Nicole Weymann 8 months ago
Given the choice I prefer working with lazy people over working with stupid people. In a pinch lazy and smart gets the job done with minimal effort. Busy and stupid works a lot but to no avail.
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#2
Thats The Best Last Name
#3
Amazing Comment
#4
First Video Of 2026
#5
Including Ours Also. Thanks UK
#6
Life Savings
#7
Always Has Been True
#8
Dressing Appropriately In An Inappropriate Way
#9
So True
Luke || Kira (he/she) 8 months ago
I was about to write "they definitely walked out during Melania" and then I remembered that nobody even went to see Melania in the first place.
#10
Meirl
detective miller's hat 8 months ago
To quote Bridget Jones's father concerning cigarettes: "I take great comfort in the fact that they might kïll me before things actually get worse."
#11
Nobody Knows Such A Person
#12
We All Have Peaked
#13
He Sure Appears In That Many Scenes
#17
Yep, Can Only Be Eaten Once
#18
This Is Truly Breathtaking
#19
I Was Doing Homework When I Did This
#20
China Has Red Flags
#21
Can’t Argue With That Logic
#22
The Technical Truth Behind Pyramids
#23
There's One More If You Are Lucky
#24
My Man Lighting Mcqueen And Thor Can Be Besties
#26
I Love Pi
#27
Now What About Baby Shoes?
#28
Technically The Truth?
#30
Two Is Less Than Three
Richard Smith 8 months ago
He was technically correct...the best kind of correct! (thank you for everything Futurama)
#31
Filming An Ad On Top Of The Sphere
Teutonic Disaster 8 months ago
Timothy Charcuterie really is everywhere these days. You just can't escape him. In which unexpected places have you seen Timothy Charcoal last?
#32
Somebody That I Used To Know
#33
Well Yes But Actually Yes
#34
It Does End Marriages, Doesn't It
#35
Well That Was Unexpected
#36
The Only Trait That Matters
#37
That Would Do It
#38
The Three Faces Of Truth
Slop Generator 8 months ago
You do not need eyes to read. You can read Braille with your fingertips or Morse with your ears. Animals and potatoes have eyes but still cannot read
#39
Some People Call Him Dr. Specific
#41
Duolingo If It Wasn't Mid
BC_Animus 8 months ago
Reminds me of this conversation with a girl at work a while back - told her I could say "hello in 113 different languages". When she asks me to do it I repeated the words, and then I just stood there grinning at her - she gave me a confused look for a second before telling me to go away.
#42
AI Cant Replace Him
#43
If Nirvana Formed Today
#44
Well, It Definitely Came To Mine Too
#45
You Can, But Generally That Would Defeat The Purpose
#46
That's Right
#47
It Played Fine For Me Too
#49
We're Just Tapping Glass All Day
Panda'sMom 7 months ago
I grew up either making a finger go round and round or even using a crank to connect to an operator. You had to be careful what you said because snoopy, gossip-y "Karens" would listen in.
#50
Well, He Represents The Character Perfectly
Stardust she/her 8 months ago
I’m not the only one who feels like Joanne didn’t expand enough on the world of Harry Potter in a satisfying way right? I feel like the world is still somewhat underdeveloped
#51
I Think He's Right About This One
Nicole Weymann 8 months ago
The fingernail in the second pic! For a moment I thought she had found something in kiddo's mouth that she wanted to show.
#52
Sitting In The Garage With The Car Running And The Heat On
#53
Can't Fault The Pedantry
Slop Generator 8 months ago
- What is your fee? - $100 per question. What is your second question?
#54
The Bar Was Set Low In 1830
Jaya 8 months ago
Fun fact: Dutch people on average became taller and taller, until a little while ago. People who were born around 1980 are the tallest generation, people born in 2001 are 1-1.4cm shorter than that generation. According to the official numbers: men born in 1930 were 175.6cm, men from 1980 were 183.9cm. Women from those generations went from 165.4cm to 170.7cm.
#55
A Boy And His Atom
Stardust she/her 8 months ago
Chemistry exams are exams taken by a bunch of atoms about atoms they don’t know about
#56
You Asked And It Delivered
#57
I Wanted To Know Know Who Was The Biggest Fame Wise But That Works
Sven Horlemann 8 months ago
That's not "big", that is "tall". I am 6'5 myself and fin this important.
#58
People Do Need Them, Apparently. Checks Out
#59
Uruguay Is Not Bigger Than Uranus
#60
He Also Breathes Air
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
"Technically true - the best kind of true!" XD (paraphrased quote from Futurama)
Andy Frobig 8 months ago
Someone once asked Abraham Lincoln how long a man's legs should be. He said "long enough to reach the ground"
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
"Technically true - the best kind of true!" XD (paraphrased quote from Futurama)
Andy Frobig 8 months ago
Someone once asked Abraham Lincoln how long a man's legs should be. He said "long enough to reach the ground"
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