Meet The Unluckiest Woman On The Internet, And Prepare To Laugh Your Ass Off
We all have stubbed our toes on the table leg or slipped while getting out of the bath, but Reddit user TheFlyingPigSquadron takes daily failures to a whole new level. About a year ago, the Scottish woman shared her story on the internet where it all started with a simple hair washing and ended up in the ER. It’s no secret that many a panda gets into trouble now and then, but this lady seems to meet misfortune at every other turn. Maybe she walked under a ladder or smashed a mirror on her way to the bathroom? Read down below to find out how she ended up with a fractured ankle, a split head, and in a wheelchair to have a good laugh and, hopefully, avoid a similar fate as this unfortunate gal.
Image credits: Vjeran Pavic (not an actual photo)
Redditor TheFlyingPigSquadron shared her tragic, yet hilarious shower incident on the internet
But the story doesn’t end there as the woman’s adventures (and misfortunes) continue…
We’re glad that at least her doctor took proper precautions from any further incidents as this woman seems to get herself in trouble at every turn!
Internet was captivated by her stories and demanded more, and apparently, there was more
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Share on Facebookthis needs to be reenacted in black and white, with a piano playing jaunty music over the top and occasional screens displaying words like "spider!" "ouch!" and "go and annoy your younger brother".
Right ? By the title I was expecting something really boring... And this was actually hilarious😂😂😂
Load More Replies...There is nothing to fear, but fear itself! It was not a spider nearly killing her, but her fear of spiders almost did. However, exercising in a wheelchair can be funny. I can relate to that and how you can find yourself in funny situations: I once got stuck standing on one leg stuck in the unused legsupport, the wheelchair on my back, and my shattered leg tied to the other legsupport because I wanted to pick something up from the floor and forgot to put the wheelchair on the break. But you need to stay out of the way of "helpful" brothers: they incapacitate themselves by wetting their pants over your misfortune instead of helping you out! I wish you a good recovery.
War da heute Nacht ein anderer Text? Dann lag es vermutlich am Sekt????? Die Story war nicht wirklich witzig. Wegen einem Termin am Nachmittag lehnte ich die Behandlung ab, und eine Woche später wurde das komplette Bein schwarz. Alle Technopartys (MRT) waren ausgebucht. Ich könnte noch weitererzählen, aber jetzt ist das Bein fast wieder gesund. Danke für die Genesungswünsche
Load More Replies...Dear Daniel Losinger, PLEASE KEEP YOUR EFFING OPINION TO YOURSELF!!!!!! Sincerely, The Bored Panda Community
Well, once you've done something that epically ridiculous, no matter how badly you're hurt, the only thing you can do is laugh. 24 hours after major orthopaedic surgery, I decided a needed a cigarette, so I got out of bed (on my own) put on my splint, and hobbled to the living room. I was still a bit ga ga from the anaesthetic, so when I lit a cigarette, I got light headed and fainted, smashing my forehead on the hardwood floor. ... My husband heard the crash and put me on the couch while he ran to put pants on before he rushed me to the emergency room, bleeding copiously from a cut above my right eye. I wouldn't get in the car until he let my brush my teeth. .... When we got there, I was wheeled in to a room and (thankfully) there was a plastic surgeon on duty to stitch my eye. .... However, my husband was in the waiting room when two very large Mounties came in and asked if there was a problem. ... I can see their point. I came in on a wheelchair with a big blue splint on my leg...
Load More Replies...I belong to several subreddits TheFlyingPigSquadron(TFPS) belongs to & can confirm her stories are true. Also, dear reader, it doesn't end there. This escalates so much, MUCH more. She injured her foot again. How? Saving a child from being hit by a car in a supermarket parking lot when kid's crazy grandma abused her so bad verbally the kid got upset & ran in front of a car . This resulted in the grandma being put on a time out by the kid's parents. Grandma then goes full insane & starts stalking TFPS at her parent's house, leaving threatening messages & finally tries to set her place of work on fire & kill her. Thankfully, TFPS works in forensics & a police officers at her place of work apprehended Crazy Gran who is looking at lengthy prison time. Here's the 1st post. as well as a page that links to TEN updates. https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/55q65a/mil_in_the_wild_youre_such_a_bad_little_girl_see/ https://www.reddit.com/search?q=MIL+in+the+Wild%3A+%E2%80%9CYou%E2%8
I knew I recognized that username! I meant to read the whole of the crazy grandma saga a while back, but got distracted, and then forgot, so THANK YOU so much for those links!
Load More Replies...OMG we have to be related!!! I broke my arm walking my dog, required stitches after putting my foot through an aquarium and have numerous stories along the same vein. I read it this to my husband and he told me we need to trace the family tree...
Oof... I feel bad for laughing, but I probably would have come to the same conclusion, and this sounds painful!
This person is a very talented writer. The incident was funny but the way it was worded made it hilarious. I hope the world gets to read more.
Reminds me of my mother. She was a very good writer. She had her own blog. But she was to far away to teach me.
Load More Replies...She makes poor choices of execution when performing tasks. Don't get me wrong I'm not judging. I make very similar choices that also lead to injury and regret. I am described by those who know and love me best as "accident proned" or "clumsy" and sometimes '"she who needs to sit waaay over there" because I tend to take others down with me.
ohmyf'inggoodness... laughing so hard from trying not to laugh so hard... may need to change knickers in a minute... oh dear... TheFlyingPigSquadron, should you ever happen to be in my neck of the woods, please come over for a cuppa, or a beer, or whatever. I promise to have EMS on speed dial!
This most talented writer really keeps us on the edge of our chairs, with her uniquely vivid narrations . . . Big-Congrats, Indeed! And the Eternal Question. . . What on earth really happened to her, 'back-there'? We may never stop guessing: spider, or, similar creature?; bubbles from her shampoo?; a falling lock of hair? Whatever it was or wasn't, combined with her 'split-second' imagination plus fear, blend; indeed, got her reacting like Usain Bolt does when he bolts from the blocks, in response to the starter's gun. Full Recovery to You Dear Sweet Child! :-)
You and I would be best friends lol. I have lived in Japan for 5 months now and like three months in, I pressed a fire alarm. I thought it was a verbal demonstration of what the makeup was about next to it lol
Reminds me of a story told by Madonna. She was lost. She should be a paragon..... M................ brrrrrrr. Anyway: F.......... is powerful
Load More Replies...And that's why I always check the shower for spiders before I step in :)
I'm with your brother on that one. I could not breath for the laughter.
That is truly funny, altho I feel mean at laughing at someone else's misfortunes...
Funny how even an imagined spider can award you a trip to the hospital - Those bugs are powerful indeed.
What is it with the spider thing? They're just God's little critters and harmless to biggies like us. Oh, one may crawl up on you while you sleep and suck a little blood, but you won't miss it, and to him it's dinner! Don't Worry! Be Happy!
Load More Replies...And in my mind, I am hearing the narrative with the Scottish accent. Well done, lassie!
The Scottish accent ??? Pretty bad. Pons, Google ...... Thank god they know it. (DB) Oh, shut up S........
Load More Replies...I was reading this out loud and had to stop because I was laughing too hard and couldn't breathe :)
This woman needs to write... like, write write - she's an amazing story teller! We need more stories!
That's almost as dumb as some of the stunt I've pulled. I managed not to break any bones, though. ... We're laughing WITH you not AT you.
I feel like a bag of grace, suddenly, despite my ability to randomly fall down, stone cold sober, on smooth, not slippery sidewalks, and such. I love her!
at least there's no video of it. and you didn't poot! during the split? finding the positives here.
OMG my colleagues think I'm crying because somthing sad. I just cannot even beguin to discuss this with them :D
Please do not horn my husband. He is a good guy. (Denglish) . I am crying since November
Load More Replies...Not each picture was for you. Quid pro quo. Ich wollte ein paar Dinge gerne klären. You can call me if you like.....
Load More Replies...U should get sponsored to go on adventures.... and write about it!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.. it wasn't just the accidents, it's your narrative that made it so funny.. 😆
Please, PLEASE, tell me you are writing a book! You have to! Guaranteed best seller!
i'm sorry, but she was more stupid than unlucky. pretty funny tho
My mom told me on the day of the Challenger explosion, she, my aunt and friend of theirs was in the hospital visiting my uncle, who had ended up paralyzed after a bad fall. They got into an elevator and the elevator decided to break down. They waited about 45 minutes before someone came to get them out. They had to go in through the top of the elevator. They got my mom out first and then my mom and aunt's friend, who was a bit on the large side. They had to use a lot of strength to get her out. They got my aunt out last, who was quite small and thin and apparently they were still in Hulk mode from when they pulled the friend out and they pulled my aunt up a little too hard and she bashed her head against the top of the elevator, giving her a concussion. They ended up putting my aunt in a room. My mom told me that she was in the hospital room with my aunt when the Challenger exploded on national television.
A title about laughing your a*s off makes you think of a rapist????????
Load More Replies...Fortunately we have a comment section genius who always points out that stories don't always have proof (stop the f*****g presses!).
Load More Replies...OMG can you sing another song? If you don't believe that most of the things posted here aren't real, why the F do you read it? Why put yourself through all of that? OR are you just one of those people who can't be happy?
Load More Replies...this needs to be reenacted in black and white, with a piano playing jaunty music over the top and occasional screens displaying words like "spider!" "ouch!" and "go and annoy your younger brother".
Right ? By the title I was expecting something really boring... And this was actually hilarious😂😂😂
Load More Replies...There is nothing to fear, but fear itself! It was not a spider nearly killing her, but her fear of spiders almost did. However, exercising in a wheelchair can be funny. I can relate to that and how you can find yourself in funny situations: I once got stuck standing on one leg stuck in the unused legsupport, the wheelchair on my back, and my shattered leg tied to the other legsupport because I wanted to pick something up from the floor and forgot to put the wheelchair on the break. But you need to stay out of the way of "helpful" brothers: they incapacitate themselves by wetting their pants over your misfortune instead of helping you out! I wish you a good recovery.
War da heute Nacht ein anderer Text? Dann lag es vermutlich am Sekt????? Die Story war nicht wirklich witzig. Wegen einem Termin am Nachmittag lehnte ich die Behandlung ab, und eine Woche später wurde das komplette Bein schwarz. Alle Technopartys (MRT) waren ausgebucht. Ich könnte noch weitererzählen, aber jetzt ist das Bein fast wieder gesund. Danke für die Genesungswünsche
Load More Replies...Dear Daniel Losinger, PLEASE KEEP YOUR EFFING OPINION TO YOURSELF!!!!!! Sincerely, The Bored Panda Community
Well, once you've done something that epically ridiculous, no matter how badly you're hurt, the only thing you can do is laugh. 24 hours after major orthopaedic surgery, I decided a needed a cigarette, so I got out of bed (on my own) put on my splint, and hobbled to the living room. I was still a bit ga ga from the anaesthetic, so when I lit a cigarette, I got light headed and fainted, smashing my forehead on the hardwood floor. ... My husband heard the crash and put me on the couch while he ran to put pants on before he rushed me to the emergency room, bleeding copiously from a cut above my right eye. I wouldn't get in the car until he let my brush my teeth. .... When we got there, I was wheeled in to a room and (thankfully) there was a plastic surgeon on duty to stitch my eye. .... However, my husband was in the waiting room when two very large Mounties came in and asked if there was a problem. ... I can see their point. I came in on a wheelchair with a big blue splint on my leg...
Load More Replies...I belong to several subreddits TheFlyingPigSquadron(TFPS) belongs to & can confirm her stories are true. Also, dear reader, it doesn't end there. This escalates so much, MUCH more. She injured her foot again. How? Saving a child from being hit by a car in a supermarket parking lot when kid's crazy grandma abused her so bad verbally the kid got upset & ran in front of a car . This resulted in the grandma being put on a time out by the kid's parents. Grandma then goes full insane & starts stalking TFPS at her parent's house, leaving threatening messages & finally tries to set her place of work on fire & kill her. Thankfully, TFPS works in forensics & a police officers at her place of work apprehended Crazy Gran who is looking at lengthy prison time. Here's the 1st post. as well as a page that links to TEN updates. https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/55q65a/mil_in_the_wild_youre_such_a_bad_little_girl_see/ https://www.reddit.com/search?q=MIL+in+the+Wild%3A+%E2%80%9CYou%E2%8
I knew I recognized that username! I meant to read the whole of the crazy grandma saga a while back, but got distracted, and then forgot, so THANK YOU so much for those links!
Load More Replies...OMG we have to be related!!! I broke my arm walking my dog, required stitches after putting my foot through an aquarium and have numerous stories along the same vein. I read it this to my husband and he told me we need to trace the family tree...
Oof... I feel bad for laughing, but I probably would have come to the same conclusion, and this sounds painful!
This person is a very talented writer. The incident was funny but the way it was worded made it hilarious. I hope the world gets to read more.
Reminds me of my mother. She was a very good writer. She had her own blog. But she was to far away to teach me.
Load More Replies...She makes poor choices of execution when performing tasks. Don't get me wrong I'm not judging. I make very similar choices that also lead to injury and regret. I am described by those who know and love me best as "accident proned" or "clumsy" and sometimes '"she who needs to sit waaay over there" because I tend to take others down with me.
ohmyf'inggoodness... laughing so hard from trying not to laugh so hard... may need to change knickers in a minute... oh dear... TheFlyingPigSquadron, should you ever happen to be in my neck of the woods, please come over for a cuppa, or a beer, or whatever. I promise to have EMS on speed dial!
This most talented writer really keeps us on the edge of our chairs, with her uniquely vivid narrations . . . Big-Congrats, Indeed! And the Eternal Question. . . What on earth really happened to her, 'back-there'? We may never stop guessing: spider, or, similar creature?; bubbles from her shampoo?; a falling lock of hair? Whatever it was or wasn't, combined with her 'split-second' imagination plus fear, blend; indeed, got her reacting like Usain Bolt does when he bolts from the blocks, in response to the starter's gun. Full Recovery to You Dear Sweet Child! :-)
You and I would be best friends lol. I have lived in Japan for 5 months now and like three months in, I pressed a fire alarm. I thought it was a verbal demonstration of what the makeup was about next to it lol
Reminds me of a story told by Madonna. She was lost. She should be a paragon..... M................ brrrrrrr. Anyway: F.......... is powerful
Load More Replies...And that's why I always check the shower for spiders before I step in :)
I'm with your brother on that one. I could not breath for the laughter.
That is truly funny, altho I feel mean at laughing at someone else's misfortunes...
Funny how even an imagined spider can award you a trip to the hospital - Those bugs are powerful indeed.
What is it with the spider thing? They're just God's little critters and harmless to biggies like us. Oh, one may crawl up on you while you sleep and suck a little blood, but you won't miss it, and to him it's dinner! Don't Worry! Be Happy!
Load More Replies...And in my mind, I am hearing the narrative with the Scottish accent. Well done, lassie!
The Scottish accent ??? Pretty bad. Pons, Google ...... Thank god they know it. (DB) Oh, shut up S........
Load More Replies...I was reading this out loud and had to stop because I was laughing too hard and couldn't breathe :)
This woman needs to write... like, write write - she's an amazing story teller! We need more stories!
That's almost as dumb as some of the stunt I've pulled. I managed not to break any bones, though. ... We're laughing WITH you not AT you.
I feel like a bag of grace, suddenly, despite my ability to randomly fall down, stone cold sober, on smooth, not slippery sidewalks, and such. I love her!
at least there's no video of it. and you didn't poot! during the split? finding the positives here.
OMG my colleagues think I'm crying because somthing sad. I just cannot even beguin to discuss this with them :D
Please do not horn my husband. He is a good guy. (Denglish) . I am crying since November
Load More Replies...Not each picture was for you. Quid pro quo. Ich wollte ein paar Dinge gerne klären. You can call me if you like.....
Load More Replies...U should get sponsored to go on adventures.... and write about it!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.. it wasn't just the accidents, it's your narrative that made it so funny.. 😆
Please, PLEASE, tell me you are writing a book! You have to! Guaranteed best seller!
i'm sorry, but she was more stupid than unlucky. pretty funny tho
My mom told me on the day of the Challenger explosion, she, my aunt and friend of theirs was in the hospital visiting my uncle, who had ended up paralyzed after a bad fall. They got into an elevator and the elevator decided to break down. They waited about 45 minutes before someone came to get them out. They had to go in through the top of the elevator. They got my mom out first and then my mom and aunt's friend, who was a bit on the large side. They had to use a lot of strength to get her out. They got my aunt out last, who was quite small and thin and apparently they were still in Hulk mode from when they pulled the friend out and they pulled my aunt up a little too hard and she bashed her head against the top of the elevator, giving her a concussion. They ended up putting my aunt in a room. My mom told me that she was in the hospital room with my aunt when the Challenger exploded on national television.
A title about laughing your a*s off makes you think of a rapist????????
Load More Replies...Fortunately we have a comment section genius who always points out that stories don't always have proof (stop the f*****g presses!).
Load More Replies...OMG can you sing another song? If you don't believe that most of the things posted here aren't real, why the F do you read it? Why put yourself through all of that? OR are you just one of those people who can't be happy?
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