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50 Times Scottish People Displayed Their Hilarious Sense Of Humor On Twitter (New Pics)
When you think of Scotland, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind? Perhaps it’s the gorgeous, rolling hillsides or the lore of the Loch Ness Monster? Maybe it’s the sound of powerful bagpipes or friendly people speaking in an accent that takes your brain a few extra moments to understand? Whatever it is that you love most about this beautiful country and its citizens, we suggest adding Scottish humor to that list too.
Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Scottish People Twitter subreddit that we think will make you pandas want to plan a trip to Edinburgh or Glasgow ASAP. Enjoy reading these tweets in your best Scottish accent, and be sure to upvote the pics that give you a strong craving for haggis!
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#1
The Longest Running Prank Ever
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#3
Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes
#4
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
🥀~Night Rose~🥀 3 years ago
OH MY GOSH MY POOR INNOCENT EYES ARE BURNING FROM THIS *gasp* UNCOVERED SWEAR WORD!!! *faints*
#5
He Was Running Out Of Patience
#7
Technically Correct
#8
Invisibility Cloak!
#9
A Conversation With My Scottish Friend
#10
What Is That?
#11
Wholesome Spt
Dan Padgett 3 years ago
Excellent. Sad to hear that it's possible to live like that but glad it's getter better for the lad.
#12
Bruce Mate Come On
#13
Mum's Just Being Honest
#14
He Isnae A Dug, Moira
Susan Robinson 3 years ago
Totally thought he was talking about a dog named Lassie and was beyond confused for a second 😂
#15
There Will Come A Time
#18
L For Effort!
#19
Technically The Truth
#21
Breaking News
#22
Wee Moon
#23
Wee Man Loves Henry The Hoover
#24
Wish I Knew This Before
#25
May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour
#26
Some Size A Neck On They Hings
#27
Natural Order Restored In Glasgow
Dan Padgett 3 years ago
It should be the council's duty to make sure he has a cone at all times.
#28
This Will Never Not Be Funny
#29
A Would S**te Masel
Awesome At Being Autistic 3 years ago
This should be higher. I haven't snorted that much since the last time I was at Pablo Escobar's.
#30
Mulhern Not Having A Good Time Of It In The Comments
#31
Magic Mick In 21 Pumped Street
#32
Fair Question That
#33
Train Rides
#34
A Wee Fanny
Cupcake Kitten 3 years ago
Why is this censored in the post but not in the caption?? BP makes no sense sometimes
#36
That's The Story
#37
I Want This To Be Real
Kelsey Williams 3 years ago
"Maw [my mom/mum] wid [would] dae [do] anyhin [anything] fur [for] a tan shes following the sun ended up nexty [next to] the bus stoap [stop]"
#38
Never Seen Such Charity
#39
Can Only Be In Scotland…
Eastendbird 3 years ago
This is funny enough but also reminds me of Sean Locke on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.
#40
Just To Help Yous Oot A Wee Bit
Eastendbird 3 years ago (edited)
BP, are you seriously now starting to censor PARTS of words?!! Also, why? The missing parts are "min" and "oac" as far as I can tell.
#41
As A Glaswegian, Even I Was Surprised By The Scale Of Braehead Shopping Centre
#43
Man Of The People Bob Servant
#44
The Best Kind Of I Told You So
#45
Anyone Lost A Hat?
#46
Scottish People Gpt
#47
Washes Scuds And Bashes Fuds
#48
Very, Very Sorry
#50
Smoking A Malboro Red While Wearing A Knights Helmet? Nae Bor Mate
#51
Mondays Forecast
Cupcake Kitten 3 years ago
How is this not censored?? The f-word is literally there 5 times lol
#52
Tescobar
Verena 3 years ago
Dutch plates on the cars. Not scottish anyway, photo was years ago in the Dutch newspapers as example how the Dutch police can easily identify illegal weed farming, which quite often is installed in the attics. Due to poor insulation back then, it needed a crazy amount of electricity/gas for heating. Usually the energy companies will notify the police if the type of house does not match with the meter readings. The real danger is people tampering with the meters to circumvent that, with fires burning down the house.
#53
Dalek In Glasgow
#55
New Motor
#56
International Aid
censorshipsucks 3 years ago (edited)
TBH if the ukrainians really wanted to win they'd just need to ask scotland to send a regiment of neds and offer payment in vodka and footie matches after.
#58
Hiding In Asda
#59
This Strange Sculpture Has Popped Up In A Few Places Around Glasgow, The Graffiti Is Fitting
#61
Found This While Searching For The Origin Of Ye Cannie Shove Yer Grannie Aff A Bus
#62
Look Who It Isnae
JennyñÄdrian Cotter 3 years ago
Absolutely love the show..... Mind you I'm Australian and have to have the subtitles turnt on 🤣😂 🤪
#63
Life’s Too Short For Fancy English Sentences!
#65
Cannae Beat It
#68
A Fan Of Star Wars
#69
The Robots Will Tak' O'er
#70
She Is Definitely Bilingual
#71
Can You Legally Punch A Seagull?
#72
I Have Been Here For 2 Days, And I Think I'm Deaf Already
#73
This Must Just Be A Scottish Thing
#74
Howling
#75
Am Sorry I Had To Share It
#77
Slept Through It All
#78
Happy Burns Day
#79
Rangers Fans Fume At The Facilities At Seville Stadium As Supporters Urged To Drink Toilet Water To Stay Hydrated
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
them's fightin words. (for the americans reading this, celtic and rangers will basically fight over anything).
#80
A Wee Dram For Iain’s Gran? Count Me In
#82
Scots-Yiddish; That’s A New One
#83
Tam's At It Again!
#84
Anyone Else Remember This S**te? My Auntie Had It And It Always Confused Me Like Who Is She Protecting The Carpet For?
#85
... And In Many Ways Came To Better Represent The City In Which He Resided
#86
An Immediate Heider
#88
Playing “Chappy” With A Paranoid Patient
#91
There's Only One Type Of Pink Sauce We Recognise In Glasgow
#92
Things I Miss About My Sunday Morning Walks In Edinburgh
#93
It Was Never In Any Doubt
#94
Local Pet Shop Patter
#96
That Boy At Timpsons Is Getting Kicked Square In The Nuts
#97
‘Tried’- Makes Me Sad
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Eastendbird 3 years ago
This is one list I'd happily not shorten and would see repeated any time you like. Laughed hard at so many of these. Oh Scotland, never change.
Emma S 3 years ago
Scottish people are the funniest in the world. Watch "two Scottish men in a lift" on YouTube and you'll be rolling the floors.
RafCo (he/him/ele) 3 years ago
I have traveled a fair bit of the world, and I frankly concur (if and when you can actually understand them that is). The difficulty I have though is knowing what the hell they're saying. While English is my second language, I'm pretty damned fluent. Even so, you get me on some English dialects, and I can get lost quickly. For some reason though, Scots is the hardest for me. Followed closely by some of the London slang. I couldn't watch the show Shameless because I just couldn't follow along. Even living in the US as long as I have, some of the dialects here I can't follow, like the Tangier and Hoi Toider dialects spoken in Virginia and North Carolina (aka Carolina Brogue).
Load More Replies... The Original Bruno 3 years ago
Anyone else hafta read these out loud (or at least in your headvoice) to yourself for the first few dozen? Nonsense in print, but makes perfect sense once you say it?
B.Nelson 3 years ago
Yep. You read it, makes no sense. You say it out loud and it makes perfect sense.
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Eastendbird 3 years ago
This is one list I'd happily not shorten and would see repeated any time you like. Laughed hard at so many of these. Oh Scotland, never change.
Emma S 3 years ago
Scottish people are the funniest in the world. Watch "two Scottish men in a lift" on YouTube and you'll be rolling the floors.
RafCo (he/him/ele) 3 years ago
I have traveled a fair bit of the world, and I frankly concur (if and when you can actually understand them that is). The difficulty I have though is knowing what the hell they're saying. While English is my second language, I'm pretty damned fluent. Even so, you get me on some English dialects, and I can get lost quickly. For some reason though, Scots is the hardest for me. Followed closely by some of the London slang. I couldn't watch the show Shameless because I just couldn't follow along. Even living in the US as long as I have, some of the dialects here I can't follow, like the Tangier and Hoi Toider dialects spoken in Virginia and North Carolina (aka Carolina Brogue).
Load More Replies... The Original Bruno 3 years ago
Anyone else hafta read these out loud (or at least in your headvoice) to yourself for the first few dozen? Nonsense in print, but makes perfect sense once you say it?
B.Nelson 3 years ago
Yep. You read it, makes no sense. You say it out loud and it makes perfect sense.
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