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While 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times' wasn't written about co-living with a flatmate, we think the phrase captures the essence of living with one just perfectly.

Living with a roommate certainly has its benefits. You'll never feel lonely (even if you want to), you'll always have somebody to talk to (even if they don't want to), and you get to share the chores (even though there are usually at least twice as many of them). But as you can see from this hilarious list of roommate pranks compiled by Bored Panda, cohousing can also have its downside. From such insidiously funny pranks as clowns in the toilet and sharks in the bath to tinfoil wrapped beds and gift-wrapped bedrooms, the best pranks you can find below will remind you that living with people can result in some of the best - or the worst - years of your life. Don't forget to vote for these funny stories!

#1

My Housemate Said He Was Going Out To Buy A Mouse Trap... This Is What He Returned With

My Housemate Said He Was Going Out To Buy A Mouse Trap... This Is What He Returned With

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Hans
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prank you say? Cute I see!

Flora Polvado
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they name it Yoda? That would be an awesome kitty name!

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Cat Meow
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best "prank" in the world. And the only type of roommate I'd like to live with

Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a mouse trap

Oscar
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it's a cute mouse trap!

Taryn Wallace
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your house mate is brilliant.... unless it's lazy like my 2 fat fuzzy kids who see a mouse and meow till I get it.

Polleekin
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair he wasn't exactly lying....

Laetitia
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry but how is this the WORST room mate? This is the BEST roommate!

Linda Brown
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't mind a mouse trap like that

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    #2

    Left A Romantic Surprise For My Roommate

    Left A Romantic Surprise For My Roommate

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, got it, now, go clean it up.

    Linda Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really funny, hope you got the rent money

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    #3

    Went To Defrost The Freezer. Seems My Roommate Has Been Having Some Fun

    Went To Defrost The Freezer. Seems My Roommate Has Been Having Some Fun

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    Andrew Cas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they just happen to have toy penguins etc!

    Linda Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is cute, but I guess you will make Frosty melt

    Susan Milam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂☺️😂🤣😂☺️😍😍

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the adorably silly face of the snowman.

    Dane Pearson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awesome! I hope you didn't clean it!

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    #4

    Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

    Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the worst!

    ChubbySquid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that... is that a life-size Gollum cut out from LoTR... taking a dump in your bathroom sink?

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess seeing this in dim light would have me made jump out of the window.

    woodbehr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instant constipation relief!

    Kwj
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even imagine how frightened I would have been if I woke up to this one morning :O :D

    Debbie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh

    Tina Browne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent he she could've cut the bottom out a bit to make it look like it was actually hanging on the bathroom sink, saying that i don't think i would have noticed that first either lol

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you're in the bathroom. :)

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puts a whole new perspective on "my precious" haha

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    #5

    Friends Pranked Me By Converting My Bedroom Into A Utility Closet While I Was Out Of Town

    Friends Pranked Me By Converting My Bedroom Into A Utility Closet While I Was Out Of Town

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    Kara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your roommates have been shown to be very handy,now you can have them fix things around the place while you hide out in your room.

    jetmastergames
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just make a door in one of the walls, and shut the hallway-side door every time I went in.

    A D
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p, thats how you prank :D Wish there was a video of your reaction

    Tina Browne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really did a great job and probably enjoyed every minute of it

    İdil
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one very creative prank actually. Kudos to the pranksters.

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    #6

    My Housemate Has To Get Up At 4am For A Train. I'll Just Leave This Snowman Here

    My Housemate Has To Get Up At 4am For A Train. I'll Just Leave This Snowman Here

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right!? I'm a little freaked out just looking at the photo

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    Uni N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first check their heart condition & then scare them, but heck i'll p**s my paints

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think I would make my train after seeing this, I would be to scared to leave the house.

    Kara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I bet you will also be getting an early morning wake up scream!And probably retribution for some time after.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That train will leave it's station without me just fine.

    Pia Clarke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Wallace from Wallace and gromit

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    #7

    My Friend Works At A Movie Theater And Can Take The Cardboard Cutouts. I Have An Irreconcilable Fear Of Sharks. She Decided To Use Her Spare Key Privileges To Terrify Me Beyond Repair

    My Friend Works At A Movie Theater And Can Take The Cardboard Cutouts. I Have An Irreconcilable Fear Of Sharks. She Decided To Use Her Spare Key Privileges To Terrify Me Beyond Repair

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i returned from a home visit once i took my mannequin "Bruce" with me. He is huge and black (no offence). I placed him right behind the entrance door and when my housemate returned in the middle of the night it scared the s**t out of him. I woke up from him screaming like a lunatic. For a second i felt really bad but then we laughed both so hard. Good times...

    Pilar Covington
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is describing your mannequin "Bruce" as black offensive? :/

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two ramifications: Either you are cured for life, or will stop bathing for life now.

    ItsPam Duh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you were down voted, I enjoyed your comment lol

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would give me nightmares for life... or just a heart attack and end it.

    nanashi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one, I'm sorry for your fears to be taken lightly by your friend, but two, that is one awesome shark.

    Shana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to revoke those spare key privileges :P

    I Am Stabby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE to get my hands on stuff like this for free. :O

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right?! Of course, I have enough stuff I don't use as it is, but still, that would be awesome!!!

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    Clare Rooney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same fear. She is not your friend.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or doesn't understand what damage she could caused. :/

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    #8

    My Roommate Is A Asshole, After Setting Off Security Alarms At The Doors Of Almost Every Store I Went To For 6 Months I Finally Found This Hidden In My Wallet

    My Roommate Is A Asshole, After Setting Off Security Alarms At The Doors Of Almost Every Store I Went To For 6 Months I Finally Found This Hidden In My Wallet

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha. Nothing more awkward than setting off security alarms but setting off every single one must have been so embarrassing :D

    John Doe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just had moved to europe. set off everywhere- groceries, retailers, book stores! all because of my old bank rfid card

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That is super evil... and really clever. Elegant, subtle, no real damage. I am genuinely impressed.

    nanashi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's borderline evil... I should do this to my worst enemy.

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to put them behind coworkers name tags and in front of the heel of the floor crews shoes while they where watching television instead of working . Once I tossed on in a snotty customers cart and she had stolen items tucked under the pad of her baby carrier .

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a revenge you could stuck this very dirty nail right into his mouth.

    Lucka Pavlová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I have to do this to at least one person until I die :D

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justifiable homicide. Just saying...

    Lisa Champion
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a good one. pretty clever indeed !

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    #9

    Lost My Keys, Room Mate Offers To Replace Them And I Get These

    Lost My Keys, Room Mate Offers To Replace Them And I Get These

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    Brian Bates
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I still have it - it can be yours. It's sitting in my car. It's a little dirty, and fuzzier than it once was, but it's still a unicorn god damnit.

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    FABULOUS1
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was nice, those are $5 each. Cool roommate.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind at all!

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you won't lose them again. Unless it's intentional.

    Derpicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem? It's all good 🦄

    xxxBBxxx
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's wrong? they're cute! :3

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    #10

    My Roommate Went To Australia For A Few Months, So We Walled Off His Room

    My Roommate Went To Australia For A Few Months, So We Walled Off His Room

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously he approved!

    Lucka Pavlová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where's my room?!" "What room, you've never lived here..." XD D:

    Porto DaMartinica
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people willing to invest their time and resources just to prank each other THAT good deserve the utmost respect . this is a quality work , just plain awesome

    adiana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do ppl have so much time on their hands

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    #11

    I Told My Roommate He Was Putting The TP On Backwards And Then I Find This

    I Told My Roommate He Was Putting The TP On Backwards And Then I Find This

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    Mr. Bojangles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive Aggressiveness in the bathroom ... priceless!

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have taken some strength!

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to laugh, wouldn't you?

    Laura Sherman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite because of how evil it is.

    Andrew Cas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your the f-Witt not your roommate!

    I Am Stabby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right for being one of those people who nitpick about something so unimportant. :P

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    #12

    My Roommate Is Afraid Of Clowns

    My Roommate Is Afraid Of Clowns

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    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH SWEET JESUS! I'd pee my pants seeing that. On the upside, since I pees my pants I wont need to use that toilet anymore

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next thing you know, the clown is in the laundry machine. ^_-

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    Luna Kittenwarrior
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10 wouldn't need the toilet after seeing that.

    Bethany
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is poop my pants if I saw that if I were afraid of clowns or not

    viktoh..
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got me anticipating the IT movie

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    #13

    My Roommate's A B*tch. I Thought I Was Being Shot At

    My Roommate's A B*tch. I Thought I Was Being Shot At

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love walking on bubble wrap in my socks, it has a massaging effect.

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    #14

    I Got A Mannequin. My Roommates Are Going To Love It

    I Got A Mannequin. My Roommates Are Going To Love It

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    HauntedForests
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, from this angle, it does look like the grim reaper :D

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    Luna Kittenwarrior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see this, I would probably stab it with the butcher knife before I realize it's just a mannequin.

    Pat Weaver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh! I love this. Please come live with me.

    ravenclawqueen
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    3 years ago

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    Carol Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know where you sleep, you know!

    Izzy's Maid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that all I see is"strech-tite"? I just think this guy is looking forward to a cup of coffee.

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    #15

    My Roommate Gave Me The Rent Money Today

    My Roommate Gave Me The Rent Money Today

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    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else try counting how much he paid?

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, does this go with the rose petal rent request a few posts higher up? Lol.

    HauntedForests
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the roommate that received the roses leading to their room?

    Shane Chang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had rent that cheap.

    M. M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $630 ... assuming there's 2 or 3 of them total, rent is like $1260-1890.

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    Josh Ritter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...61 $10 bills and a $20. He's gonna need a big wallet.

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else read that in a fancy English accent? (ಠ_ರೃ)

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    #16

    My Roommate's Pranks Are Subtle, But Powerful

    My Roommate's Pranks Are Subtle, But Powerful

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    Cat on a bike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hell thats mean :)) so much sarcasm so much win

    Luna Kittenwarrior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the kitchen scissors to cut it off. Anyone else have kitchen scissors...? Anyone? Only me? Ok...

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love a person with cutting edge humor! They can just cut through all the crafts!!

    3ke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reason to own a knife. Not for stabbing roommates, for cutting things in place of scissors

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then stab them with the scissors... Excellent plan, I approve

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    #17

    Made For My Roommate

    Made For My Roommate

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    #18

    Just Got This Key Cut For My 6'6", 250 Pound, Black Male Roommate

    Just Got This Key Cut For My 6'6", 250 Pound, Black Male Roommate

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    Jim Hubbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May help him come out....good job!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a strong man with a tender heart can carry a pink princess key! Love it!

    Linda Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a death wish or something

    Sissi Wang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe there's a princess living inside your giant roommate

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is insane. Why don't we have keys like this in my country? :( We can choose between stainless steel and stainless steel ...

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda playing with your life with this one.

    Katherine Durkee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I’m sure the guy’s a big softie. Big tough looking guys tend to be in my experience. I’m sure he at least has a good sense of humor.

    Prince-Nux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unnecessary gendering of everything is really quite aggravating and closed/small minded.

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    #19

    Thought My Roommate Was Bringing A Girl Home Tonight, So Naturally I Did This To His Bedroom

    Thought My Roommate Was Bringing A Girl Home Tonight, So Naturally I Did This To His Bedroom

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs some Lisa Frank posters.

    Manuel espinoza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where they get all them from there dorm room

    Sarah Lennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scary part is that grown men own these little trinkets.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO!!!! Sorry! My sister visited and left her studlies, I mean stuffies!

    Kizzy Kizzy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do day to my room w my stuffies

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    #20

    A Random Number Sent Me A Pic Of My Roommate Wasted With His Pants Pissed So I Turned It Into A Coffee Cup So He Has To See It Every Day

    A Random Number Sent Me A Pic Of My Roommate Wasted With His Pants Pissed So I Turned It Into A Coffee Cup So He Has To See It Every Day

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    Black Arrow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something my friend would do...

    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will be a cherished heirloom you can pass on to his children <3

    Lightstar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the whole world gets to see him like that. Even better!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His shame is immortalized.

    David Cobb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! No! NO! Don't give it to him. Box it and gift wrap it as a Christmas gift for his Mom.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got coffee? Oh,no.. that's right, you got pissed, and I got a mug!!

    Gloria Wesson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop chewing your nails..! Yikes..! ):

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    #21

    Roommate Passed Out Early At A Party

    Roommate Passed Out Early At A Party

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    Ana-Maria Dan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is indeed a feat of design and engineering! Props to the roommate for being such a reliable foundation.

    Joelle Jansen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, how did he not wake up or move? o.o

    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait till he wakes up. fill the cups with water

    sumit kumar dey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he may have passed out, but he surely is rock solid and dependable.

    Izzy's Maid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's set up. that guy is NOT that drunk. I see tensed muscles...argue?

    Porto DaMartinica
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it may or may not, how do you know.. i passed out sitting like that countless times and i guess plenty of others

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    #22

    Thanks For The Idea. Roommate Comes Home From Vacation Tomorrow

    Thanks For The Idea. Roommate Comes Home From Vacation Tomorrow

    WhatChewieSmelled Report

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0-0 if they melt 0-0

    Kara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't melt, nothing to make them hot. Plus nice surprise when want a sweet treat!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every woman's dream, choclatronics!,

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding this one to my personal dictionary! Thanks Kim

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    #23

    My Roommate Is 27 Years Old And This Is How I Find Out We're Out Of Toilet Paper

    My Roommate Is 27 Years Old And This Is How I Find Out We're Out Of Toilet Paper

    Smartastic Report

    Hayley Von Dietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he doesn't get a new roll, but remembers a pen ...

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the fun size.. less detectable as candy, and fits better in the roll!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay back... new roll, and on the inside of the roll, a baby Ruth bar, hand molded to look like a poo, and he must put it on the roller wand, and the "poo" falls out!

    Carol Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad I never had room mates

    #24

    My Roommate Moved Out Five Months Ago; Only Today Did We Discover His "Surprise." After Sending Him A Confused Text, He Replied By Saying "You Found It! My Secret 'Stache'! "

    My Roommate Moved Out Five Months Ago; Only Today Did We Discover His "Surprise." After Sending Him A Confused Text, He Replied By Saying "You Found It! My Secret 'Stache'! "

    ryankrameretc Report

    Exhera
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh. Nicely done 👍

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite version of this kind of thing was the Jackson Cheese. Andrew Jackson was given a 1400 pound wheel of cheese. Its a bit hard to get a sense of scale for this. That is a wheel 4 feet in diameter and 2 feet thick! anyway, once he left office Martin Van Buren just couldn't get the smell of cheese out of the White House. After a major gutting Van Buren found another 700 pound wheel! The Dollop has an excellent retelling of the story. thedollop.libsyn.com/the-jackson-cheese

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    #25

    This Guy Turns His Roommate’s Mess Into A “passive-Aggressive Art Gallery”

    This Guy Turns His Roommate’s Mess Into A “passive-Aggressive Art Gallery”

    Justin Cousson Report

    Kevin Perry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That BS would have pissed me off just a wee bit more than you.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to go find work at an art gallery! You could sell pretty much any piece of art, and are good money! Your mind is keen!

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    #26

    My Roommate Went Away For The Week. He Now Has A Hello Kitty Computer

    My Roommate Went Away For The Week. He Now Has A Hello Kitty Computer

    antibrian Report

    nanashi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the opposite of a problem, though.

    Josh Ritter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real fun begins when he finds out that you accidentally fried his Core i7 with ESD.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have added that pink fur wallpaper stuff too!

    Prince-Nux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masculinity so fragile it needs a Hello Kitty bandaid

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody loves Hello Kitty...

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    #27

    Roommates

    Roommates

    oskarslidums Report

    Mr. Bojangles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably took more work to print this off than to do the few dishes in the sink ... but if they were smart and laminated it then it could be used again and again

    N G
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Sinking to a new low

    Sarah Lennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be so draining to live with roommates like that.

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    Tina Browne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now thats funny and quite clever

    #28

    Bought A Creepy Mask Recently. Friend Wanted To Borrow It To Scare His Roommate. He Put This Together Before He Left For Spring Break For His Roommate To Find

    Bought A Creepy Mask Recently. Friend Wanted To Borrow It To Scare His Roommate. He Put This Together Before He Left For Spring Break For His Roommate To Find

    IntellectumValdeAmat Report

    Connie Moreno
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That scared the hell out of me and I'm not even there! LOL

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would 100% lose it over this one.

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's actually a creepy guy in my town that looks like this

    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obi wan kenobi hello there

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have run outside and called 911!

    Maureen Zappellini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the po po would be coming after all my screaming! The poo poo too...

    Sumita verma pillai
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Sorry but its not funny at all

    Bambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the point! It's supposed to be scary not funny.

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    #29

    The Prank War

    The Prank War

    iamblandman Report

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is evil

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine they would all be partially filled with water. Pure evil!

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    Audrey Gauci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked them but I don’t get the second one

    Viktória Nagy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have waaaaaay too much free time.

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have way too much free time...

    Joelle Jansen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the first one once, it's really funny. :D

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone has too much time on their hands . . .

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of aluminum.

    Yunos Darby☯️
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are going to collage I don't know how you can afford that

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    #30

    Live With 2 Girls Who Are Afraid Of Their Own Shadows, Left This In Their Bathroom With The Door Shut

    Live With 2 Girls Who Are Afraid Of Their Own Shadows, Left This In Their Bathroom With The Door Shut

    SenRab0713 Report

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some tomato juice around

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need, they might get a heart attack and also, the most important reason actually, why wasting money for tomato juice? :D

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get scared easily, but this would even make me jump :D

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caro syrup and red food coloring

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leave a chef's knife on the edge of the tub

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix tomato juice and cornstarch and it will gel up nicely, and look like blood clots! ( former nurses know how to make body fake fluids!)

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw that, I'd probably faint.

    Bethany
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fake blood or kitchen knife in back??

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    #31

    Made This Guy Out Of Our Housemates Clothes And Set Him Up In His Bathroom. I've Never Heard A Grown Man Scream So Much

    Made This Guy Out Of Our Housemates Clothes And Set Him Up In His Bathroom. I've Never Heard A Grown Man Scream So Much

    pwmthefirst Report

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real prank is the landlord calling that a bathroom.

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live with my bf and I fear that if I was to EVER pull a prank on him like this the retaliation would be 10x worse than anything I could do

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just much more patient and way more creative than I am. I realized my comment sounded bad he's not like gonna beat me or anything.....

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    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the smallest bathroom I've ever seen.

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    #32

    My Roommate Is An Asshole

    My Roommate Is An Asshole

    kevonicus Report

    Super Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is so intense nobody posted anything until now

    Weim Central
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, it's like that washcloth draped over the spout - no one wants to touch it! ;)

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    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a lot of Pee Wee collectable items in our house, so this would be welcome.

    #33

    My Roommate Doesn't Realize That I, Too, Can Print To His Wireless Printer

    My Roommate Doesn't Realize That I, Too, Can Print To His Wireless Printer

    imamusician16 Report

    Luck Yeah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see an irrational spree of downvotes, I go through and upvote. Helps some.

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    Laetitia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed opportunity to pretend the printer had become self-aware!

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where is the cat?

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enugh with those downvoting thing! Who and why is constantly doing that? Jealousy is so unattractive thing. So as cowardnes. I bet that Hans wouldn't be so much downvoted, if it's visible who exactly doing that.

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    #34

    My Roommate Asked Me To Make Signs For Her Garage Sale Tomorrow

    My Roommate Asked Me To Make Signs For Her Garage Sale Tomorrow

    GoodElevation Report

    Josh Kimmel-Clayton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betht garage thale thign ever! Only typo I see is the day Sun. should be Thunday. lol!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the funniest one so far!

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    #35

    So A Housemate Left Without Saying Bye, I Found This In His Room

    So A Housemate Left Without Saying Bye, I Found This In His Room

    ghostlyparanoia Report

    Izzy's Maid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that he is fat and self-centered. Yet. he is strangely aware...unlike his fat and self centered counter-parts

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    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Cartman voice... " oh! My flamin' a*s!"