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I woke up on my birthday, a few years ago, with a scratch on my chest that looked like a pitchfork. I laughed, but was somewhat concerned as well...

How much croissant do you want with your chocolate? 🤏

There MUST be a side quest, right?

Chief O'Brien!

💯 The cost of cleaning this is probably more than a new curtain.

Imagine if the elevator does not work!

Note to self. Convince Koala to drive the getaway vehicle on next heist.

He looks like he is about to apologise for being in the photo.

Joe List: "I hate it when good-looking people give me dating advice. Like you need more confidence - NO. What I need is your face!"

they both live rent free on your face, as well as in your mind! 😐

Golden oldie. Still good.

I mean, makes sense though.

Unless it's one big stripe!

Or write songs about you if you duck up? Similar to that one recent guy with Lilly Allen? 🤷‍♂️😅

"Yes a malfunction, you see, the machine is NEVER supposed to pay out. Thats why we know its broken."

*snort laughs*

Yuuuuukkkk

Oh come on guys. You could have just managed a couple of old wooden crates for a bedside table. Our first bed was 4 clean wooden pallets & an offcut of carpet - exactly the same as a posh futon but free, and more splinters.

*neckerchief

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I was a man in my 30s in the '90s. I did not look like that. I still don't look like that.

Legit deserves the money looking like that.

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Toddler vibes.

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I can think of something else it would be useful for.

And thought he was just a pretty face in Harry Potter

To me, there is only one handsome guy in this pic.

I've seen people asking for help cyberbullying the people who helped them....

My Teen Monster be like this.

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This is Apples contribution to reducing phone theft. The orange of the 17 range screamed "steal me", whereas these say "nothing to see here pal". For those who bought the orange 17 to scream "look at me", you will need to find something else to make you stand out as the knòb you clerarly are.

I wish I was born with heels. I love heels!

Looks like an early version of Mew Mew

There is a historical case like this in Australia. A man bought a Sydney ferry ticket and the last ferry left before he could get on. The case see-sawed all the way up to the high court.

My grandmother told my mom to be careful with my father after the birth of my big brother because "he might get jealous". I don't know what is worse, the fact that she said it or the fact that she was right

No. It's false. The underwear on the left always have holes in them.

Oh my. American?

Oh lordy lord

Still mediocre movies at best. The effects were awesome for the first one, mostly for the novelty, but the plot is hot garbage.