54 Posts From ‘Memes.com’ That Show Why The Internet Never Disappoints

💯 The cost of cleaning this is probably more than a new curtain.

How much croissant do you want with your chocolate? 🤏

The "crooks" in the movie Home Alone come close?

That is some crazy skill.

First step, pick yourself up off the floor.

Golden oldie. Still good.

*snort laughs*

It's been defragged

He looks like he is about to apologise for being in the photo.

I woke up on my birthday, a few years ago, with a scratch on my chest that looked like a pitchfork. I laughed, but was somewhat concerned as well...

Note to self. Convince Koala to drive the getaway vehicle on next heist.

There MUST be a side quest, right?

Joe List: "I hate it when good-looking people give me dating advice. Like you need more confidence - NO. What I need is your face!"

"Yes a malfunction, you see, the machine is NEVER supposed to pay out. Thats why we know its broken."

Are those buildings drunk?

33 is very young still. I'm 46, and not covered in wrinkles, w*f.

Can confirm.

Wedges.

If they look like that thing on the left, I'm in. He's cuter than I am

In uk we call that bloody minded 😋

I mean, makes sense though.

I would have taken that home too

Legit deserves the money looking like that.

Zero taste !!

Lol. That's funny!!

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Or write songs about you if you duck up? Similar to that one recent guy with Lilly Allen? 🤷‍♂️😅

You've heard of Karen, now get ready for Kareem

Can confirm a 12 years ago reddit post is often more helpful, but what does that idiot have to do with it?

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I can think of something else it would be useful for.

And thought he was just a pretty face in Harry Potter

Oh that's just David Beckham's animagus

Should've gone the Shrek route and turn HER into a furry

He´s still pregnant!

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His wife looks very, very happy about that.

Forget all that, have you heard him sing though!?

Vegas or Japan?

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I was a man in my 30s in the '90s. I did not look like that. I still don't look like that.

Hawking was one of over 20 prominent scientists who attended a "Confronting Gravity" physics symposium on St. Thomas in March 2006, arranged by Epstein. All those of zero value who are trying to tarnish his reputation and his work will continue to be zero value.

I'm so glad they went away

My Teen Monster be like this.

Ok, that explains the bleached, spiky hair.

Then avoid asking 4chan for help.

This is probably as accurate as the stupid men's v. women's underwear one above. It applies to some, but not all. I've met plenty of great fathers, I've also met many man babies.

YAY! Just what we needed. Robots that are 30 times stronger than us. Next you're going to tell us that they are all running Grok

What does it matter when most folks just slap a case over it. Cases have many more options. In fact, my husband recently refused a new phone because the Scooby Doo case I bought him wouldn't fit it.

A French socialist, Paul Lafargue, wrote the book "The Right to Be Lazy". Rumors say that Marx adopted the idea, had no regular job and relied heavily on financial support by his friend Friedrich Engels

And I'm here like Hutt handsome

All her songs sounded about the same and only one was a true hit. Meh.

No. It's false. The underwear on the left always have holes in them.

When I was in primary school back in the 60s, kids came in sleepy, wearing dirty, ill-fitting clothes, cuts and bruises, and other blatant signs of @buse and neglect. And not one adult did a d@mn thing about it.

Oh lordy lord

Still mediocre movies at best. The effects were awesome for the first one, mostly for the novelty, but the plot is hot garbage.