Being a programmer has its fair share of challenges that can make the job stressful to handle at times. Among them are tight deadlines, unclear project requirements, and the pressure to deliver high-quality work.
Fortunately, there are online communities, such as the Programming World Facebook group, to provide some much-needed levity to these hardworking individuals. The page is rife with clever, hilarious memes that perfectly illustrate the plight of every programmer, from debugging issues to the stresses of writing code.
If you’re in the industry, these images will likely resonate with you. Feel free to take a short breather from the computer and have a few laughs.
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I wrote a huge chunk of code a decade ago when I was completely wiped out with flu (but my dumb brain wanted to be occupied even though I was barely functional *in* *bed*). Later on, I spent the entire winter break trying to work out how the hell that code even worked. To give an example of what I'm taking about, one of the comments was along the lines of "// f**k it, I can't remember the pointer syntax here" and then it switches to *screenfuls* of inline assembler. Deep dark magic that I didn't even know I knew - and given my inability to work out what the hell is going on, I'm not sure I do know... but the bloody code *works*.
It's the one on the right, but I pace a lot. Sometimes I'm not even sure how I'm tracing it all in my mind, but after enough consternation I start to sense the contours of what the code is asking for. Yes, it asks, and sometimes it's not clear to me why it's asking, but it eventually reveals itself.
If you leave a nanosecond-wide timing window anywhere in your code, someone will successfully steer an entire aircraft carrier through the opening... most likely during a critical demo to the customer. They probably won't even scrape the paint on the sides.
Oh, I love the UK Government crest. Nice touch for our current technologically clueless shitgibbons in charge.
We had a complete server failure once. Backup didn't work. Massive panic. Most of us had local copies of all code. One guy didn't. By a freak of coincidence, his software was still loaded in memory overnight, so he was able to save locally. Saved his job, too!
Oh c'mon where's the proof! No one will believe such unproven extravagant statements.
I think it’s the way things go… you get the pc to make money, then a nice chair, and then an awesome bed! At least that’s what I did, but my back hurt sleeping on the couch for so long….
When I was in 3rd grade we had reading time. I always grabbed the Apple Basic journals. Then I would ask to take it home and copy the demo code to my Apple IIc. Stuff like Lemonade Stand. Then I would experiment with it to learn how it worked. In 7th grade I would complete the programming projects in class, then take it home and add more to it. Then I would bring it back to class and ask for extra credit. In high school, I had a friend with a WAREZ copy of Borland C++. So I bought a book called Learn C++ in 21 Days, then ate, breathed, and slept it, and it still took 45 days... liars. It was the 90's, so I also learned HTML, CSS, just because. Then I spent some time getting paid to learn PHP, SQL, XML, XSL (weirdest mark up language to ever bend my brain), all in service to the new dot-com economy. In college I learned Java, but I didn't learn maths, so no CS degree... but d**n I love programming. Its like playing with a loose tooth. Hurts a little, but I keep doing it.
We used to be encouraged to do side projects. Many were amazingly useful, and it kept morale high.
Would have been funnier if the two guys were holding hands. Yes, this is how comedians and catoonists think.
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"Multiple times a day" versus "Rarely or never". Looks like we can see who gets the work done and who thinks they do the work.
What I learned from coding is never try to improve somebody else's program. If you break it, you bought it. That way if it stops working you pass it back to them.
"Multiple times a day" versus "Rarely or never". Looks like we can see who gets the work done and who thinks they do the work.
What I learned from coding is never try to improve somebody else's program. If you break it, you bought it. That way if it stops working you pass it back to them.
