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After failing to syndicate two comic strips in the 1990s, I rebooted my cartooning ambition in 2018 by drawing gag cartoons for domestic and international publications such as The Wall Street Journal, The Saturday Evening Post, Reader’s Digest, Weekly Humorist, Alta, Woman’s World, The Oldie, The Phoenix, Accounting Today, and others. I also spend a limited amount of time doing freelance cartooning for logos, greeting cards, coloring books, etc.

I grew up in the Chicago neighborhood of Rogers Park, but graduated from high school in Mosinee, WI. After college, I moved to Milwaukee, WI, where I worked for 37 years as a packaging design engineer. My interests also include playing ice hockey and guitar, but rarely at the same time.

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Appeared In Weekly Humorist

Cartoon shows a man at a restaurant table explaining cash to a waiter, highlighting retro payment methods.

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Khavrinen
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'll have to check with my Manager to see if we still accept that."

UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Several years ago I had a tool truck guy dead seriously tell me he needed 3 forms of I. D., fingerprints And a DNA sample before he couldaccept that funny green stuff.... it took a few seconds to realize it was April 1st

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MLT
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently got 15% off at a restaurant because I used cash. That was weird.

Kate
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was gracious of them, but they're also saving processing fees

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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Contrary to popular opinion, I did NOT intend for the patron to resemble Larry David

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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't even think about trying to use Bitcoin

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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the late 90s Candid Camera did a bit on a store that only took credit cards. My wife and I laughed and laughed at such a silly concept.

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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not that the restaurant doesn't TAKE cash; rather, the waiter just isn't used to SEEING cash.

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After I retired from my job as a packaging design engineer, I found that I missed that creative challenge. But, thanks to my having attended the Kenosha Festival of Cartooning for the previous four years, I found the desire to reboot my cartooning career. Not wanting any form of hard commitment that was typically associated with syndicating a newspaper comic strip, I looked into drawing and selling gag cartoons to various magazines and newspapers.

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    #2

    Appeared In Saturday Evening Post

    A humorous cartoon shows two kids at a computer, plotting to manipulate browsing history.

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    LizzieBoredom
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harvard Tuition For One Semester = $29,000. So you can eat, own a car and live indoors, or you can go to Harvard.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that reason (and only that reason) is why I didn't attend Harvard.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's kidding sho? They could probably afford it anyhow!

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alternative university for the west coast publications was S-T-A-N-F-O-R-D

    #3

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Cartoons of superheroes struggling with a windy day, capes and hair blowing wildly along a city street.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should've had Supergirl standing over a grate?

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gray-tone version of this cartoon is what appeared in the physical magazine. I colorized it for this post.

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    I had previously been gifted a used Wacom Cintiq drawing tablet and was using it for sketching various packaging designs. To get used to using the tablet and learn the software for drawing cartoons (I use Autodesk Sketchbook Pro 7), I came up with a fun exercise. I chose an old gag idea of mine as the target and drew cartoons in the styles of some of my favorite cartoonists. (Note: if interested, the results can be found here).

    #4

    Appeared In Wall Street Journal

    A cartoon shows a person on a ledge talking to a hooded figure with a scythe.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right answer: wrong questions.

    Gödel Fishbreath Otter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like four raccoons or small monsters in a trench coat

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of finding a guru to provide the "meaning of life", the climber encounters the grim reaper. It was very mean of the reaper to cause the man to make such a long and tortuous climb, only to find that his reward would be ... death.

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    #5

    Appeared In The Oldie (UK)

    Dog and cat in an interview cartoon, cat questioning dog's experience.

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    sbj
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't you even push objects of a table whilst looking completely innocent?"

    Inigo Montoya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And that constant slobbering devotion to your humans...it's demeaning! Have you no self respect?!"

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what company the dog is interviewing with?

    I’m all about efficiency, so I was very pleased to find that drawing digitally had cut my production in half. To that point, I also developed an Excel spreadsheet to track my cartoons – each of which has a unique serial number. I added columns of searchable and sortable data such as keywords, due dates, who they were submitted to, whether the cartoon is available as a line drawing/gray tone/color, and whether it has been sold/posted on social media, etc.

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    Like most cartoonists, I only sell about 10% of my cartoons. So, rather than let them just take up space on my hard drive, I regularly seek out candidates that, by tweaking their drawings and/or captions, might be good fits for other publications. By adding due dates to the spreadsheet, I’m able to import them into my Outlook calendar.

    #6

    Appeared In Alta

    Cartoon with a child talking to the Grim Reaper at the door.

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    Karl der Große
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If one must die before we wake, please, oh Lord, my brother take."

    roepi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hush, little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beasts under your bed In your closet, in your head

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    #7

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Magician demonstrating creative accounting in a humorous cartoon setting.

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    Melanie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs accounting experience.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet they're all Thomas Jefferson 2-dollar bills

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my best clients before they stopped using cartoons was Accounting Today. I'll bet they would've liked this one.

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    Very seldom am I doing nothing but thinking of gag ideas. Typically, they pop up while doing a workout, going out for a walk, driving in my car, or most commonly while I’m taking a shower. I’ve even dreamed of ideas while sleeping. Unfortunately, my biggest struggle is the amount of time it takes to develop the perfect caption.

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    #8

    Appeared In Wall Street Journal

    Man playing tuba annoys neighbor with Vivaldi, highlighting cartoon humor.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks the composer doth not be the problem.

    Inigo Montoya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to take up accordion. Or bagpipes.

    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neighbours have no class.

    WindySwede
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just listens to, Vivid Al (Yankovic). (anagram)

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original drawing indicated that the setting was a high-rise patio in Manhattan

    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could switch to oom-pah music!

    Sharrow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable. Vivaldi all day would drive me mad too.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he was playing Three Seasons (too cold to play outdoors in winter here in Milwaukee)

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    #9

    Appeared In Reader's Digest And Saturday Evening Post

    Cartoon of MENSA login screen with a prime numbers quiz for security verification.

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else has just run through them all in their head?

    Sharrow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier than deciding if the rider's elbow is still considered part of the bike.

    B Hobbs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, is "divide by zero error" considered to be prime? /s

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it have been funny if I had misspelled "Verify"?

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite memory of Mensa is a chapter president making the point that members are like regular people by saying "we put on our glasses one ear at a time".

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone could probably publish a nice anthology of just Login cartoons

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    My very first gag cartoon sale came in October of 2018, ten months after I had started to submit. My wife and I were visiting my uncle in Columbus, Ohio. At the time, he subscribed to over a dozen magazines and newspapers. I had always told him to keep an eye out for one of my cartoons. Then, on that October day, I was scrolling through emails on my phone when I saw the sale notification to Alta – a popular magazine out of California. I was elated, and my wife was overjoyed, but my 90-year-old uncle was probably the happiest of all. At that point, I figured if such a prestigious publication like Alta had interest in my cartoons, others would follow. So, I wrote down a series of realistic sales goals and related achievements. As of today, I’ve met all of them except for two: sell a cartoon to editor Bob Mankoff and sell a cartoon to The New Yorker.

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    #10

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    Cartoon: Doctor tells a patient their lab results warrant recommending an autopsy, highlighting dark humor.

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    MLT
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have been in "Young Frankenstein" just a suggestion to Mel Brooks

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    #11

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Cartoon of a couple at a bar discussing working from home, with a cityscape view through the window.

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    Inigo Montoya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you can drink, or because you can't?

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of home ... it's getting a little late!

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I retired before working from home was a thing. I don't think I would've like it

    I also don’t advertise, so I don’t actively seek freelance jobs. Instead, I let clients knock on my door if someone needs a logo, greeting card, spot political cartoon, or special requests for friends. As a result, I’m always able to work these jobs into my schedule without disrupting my monthly submissions.

    #12

    Appeared In Alta (First Cartoon Ever Sold - 2018)

    Cartoon depicting a woman holding a phone and speaking about a hockey injury.

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    sbj
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think hockey is being used as a euphemism here

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hockey could just as well have been surfing, tennis, water polo, soccer or boxing. But not pickleball.

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    #13

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    Mummy cartoon reading an Egyptian book, reminiscing, saying "Ahh, those were the good old days."

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for the ones schlepping and stacking pyramid parts.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can see through the nearly 4000 year old gauze?

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of the ankh, I was tempted to insert a drawing of the BOC symbol

    #14

    Appeared In Saturday Evening Post

    Man in robe by fireplace humorously requests eclectic music, featuring cartoons.

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    Inigo Montoya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm personally influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of between those really. It's like a Mach piece really" -Nigel Tufnel

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cartoon is dedicated to my Uncle, whose funeral we were attending the day I received notice of it's sale. Thank you Uncle James.

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    #15

    Appeared In Weekly Humorist

    Heaven and hell cartoon with an angel behind a counter and a man sitting in flames below.

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    Inigo Montoya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he makes it look great on Instagram. "Private sauna, open 24/7!"

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are his clothes so ragtag - rather than all burned away?

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to add a blurb about fresh cinnamon rolls but it would've made the caption way too long.

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    #16

    Appeared In Accounting Today

    Cartoon with executives puzzled by a declining graph labeled as a "Quantum mainframe" bug.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Tariff was the brother of Omar Tariff and played his sidekick in Lawrence of Arabia

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we're still a decade out from quantum home pcs and laptops

    Sharrow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a physics joke? Something about quantum superposition? That the graph assigns two different values on the vertical axis to one on the horizontal axis?

    #17

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Cartoon depicting a man holding a drink, joking about leading a top virtual reality company, with a group nearby.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how his shirt collar sticks out of his sweater

    #18

    Appeared In Distributor's Link

    Robot cartoon prescribing acetone soak to a bolt on a couch.

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    Inigo Montoya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little WD-40 should make him sit bolt upright

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one noticed that only the bottom nut is rusty

    Sharrow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how is acetone going to help with rust?

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly!!! That's why we can't trust robots or AI to enter over the medical profession!!! I've been saying this for years. Specifically, 1964 and 1998.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love a close-up of the certificate hanging on the back wall

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I think about it, I wonder why I decided to have a robot diagnose the problem

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doc also has a couch for patients who have a screw loose.

    MLT
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for a distributor and I don't get it

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW, are Nylock fasteners still around? They used to have a factory in Skokie.

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    #19

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    Robot leading a rally of similar robots with raised fists in a stadium, depicting a humorous cartoon scene.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a matter of if, but when.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone will be able to hack into them in order to do their bidding

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    #20

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Cartoon scene at night with a group holding pitchforks and a person hiding behind a rock in the forest.

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    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, BP, this censoring isn't funny when it totally ruins the joke. 🤬

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any idea what it was supposed to say?

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful with that stick, you could put out an eye. Oh wait, he's wearing safety glasses.

    Harold Lane
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google LENSed it. It said: "Over here ... I found the son-of-a-b**th!" And it was in color!

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also ... I'm also going to look into whether or not I can add another post on BP of 20 more cartoons - perhaps with a different title.

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    Inigo Montoya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but where is Wendy?