The whole social media thing takes time to get used to. Especially if you've spent decades without it, enjoying real-life interactions. And the Facebook page 'Old people comments' perfectly illustrates this transitionary period.

As the name suggests, it collects various phrases the elderly have said online, and the beauty is that a lot of them are unintentionally funny. Whether they're trying to speak directly to the software or just simply oversharing, who knew that you don't have to dig too deep to unearth such comedy gold. It's right there in front of us.

More info: Facebook

#1

Sue Is Being Sun Safe Throwing All That Shade

Sue Is Being Sun Safe Throwing All That Shade

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Bonesko
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎤 *DROP*. VERY NICE SUE!

Gina Mercer
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tell people if capital letters make them deaf, they need help. It is the most absurd thing EVER.

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Na Schi
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But at least the worst threat, the B-word, was censored properly 😉

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Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

censoring the name in the profile isn't very useful when they forgot to censor the name in the post

David Henry
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Juanita learned some s**t that day.

Laura Ketteridge
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sue, learn to change the text size! It will make everyone's life easier.

E C K
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blocking the name that still shows in the text.

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    #2

    The None

    The None

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    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? A "brand new" position? I'm guessing there hasn't been a new position in 10's of thousands of years, unless you want to count being on a car seat as different from a tree or rock.

    guyx23
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex is not a curseword

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell do so many people have weird-a*s kinkys for nuns like wtf.

    Himiko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right it's not allowed for nuns to have sex anyways

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    Jo Frey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happily doing "the none" for a dozen years now. 🤣

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    An elderly person poking a keyboard only to end up angry and/or confused is a well-worn stereotype. And the media usually only contributes to its spread, depicting them as hopelessly struggling to use any device.

    While pages like 'Old People Comments' are often designed to be humorous, they can involuntarily undermine the people they feature. And, according to Carolyn Wilson-Nash, a lecturer of marketing and retail at the University of Stirling, and Julie Tinson, a professor of marketing at the same establishment, that's a problem if it turns older people off from trying to engage with the digital world. Especially in times of difficulty.

    "Older adults are already at a digital disadvantage: 18% of over-65s do not have internet access," the academics wrote in The Conversation. "Propelled by enforced isolation, older people increasingly turned to technology during the pandemic, but not all were able to connect or communicate with friends and family via the internet."

    #3

    Ashley Giles

    Ashley Giles

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    Juan Ghote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posts on massive social media platform, requests people respect his privacy. 🤔

    Ziya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How funny would it be if there was a show called "please respect my privacy" 😂😂

    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Season 1 - 2020. Season 2 - 2021. Season 3 - 2022. I don't see what there is to be excited about. 🤦‍♀️

    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Viking, no offense--your joke was funny, but somebody being condescending because they didn't get the joke was funnier! ROFL!

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, talk about proper bait and snap!

    Melissa Burgess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you f*****g serious??? Lol 😆 OMG I'm so excited... bout what???? MINDYA BUSINESS

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just showing off that he watches seasons at a time instead of waiting until the series ends and then binge watch’s

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    #4

    5 Stars

    5 Stars

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story from the small town I live in. There was a beauty salon that were actually giving haircuts and blow jobs. It was raided and shut down a few years back.

    LostSage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a tragic story, it seems like all the best things are being taken away from us consumers now and days!

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they use HEAD and shoulders?

    Perry Sologia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally said this while booking an appointment over the phone. I can never go back there...

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳... 😶..... 🤔.. 😂😂😂😂😂

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amy: Wow, why am I so overbooked? And only by men?

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    #5

    X

    X

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    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on you Grandma! We need more like you! xx

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm genuinely puzzled as to why this is in the collection of posts. Why is this a funny old person comment? 🤷‍♀️ It's a Fantastic comment ❤️ My father who I think would be a little younger than the lady in the photo, was homophobic and I could never come out to him. It's a lovely supportive kind comment. If it's the kiss thing people object to it's unfortunately quite common in the UK 🤷‍♀️

    PandaPops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a little kiss after each sentence

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were the class of people who helped me struggle through and somehow find the strength to come out in the late 90s. Just those few people who gave me the perspective of, "How long do you really wanna wage a war against your own self?"

    Nonya Bidness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because whomever screenshot it doesn't comprehend that the little 'x' is something British folx do at the end of their sentences. So, they thought it was just some boomer who didn't understand the keyboard... or, so it seems.

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    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan dictating a lovely telegram "stop".

    ️‍sHeS rEaLLy gOoD️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We love supportive grandparents, LGBTQIA+ positive grandparents show that age isn’t an excuse to be hateful

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I'm guessing she spent a lot of time using a typewriter with the period where the x is?

    Nonya Bidness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also something folx from the UK do in their online comments & texts

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    Himiko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there x in this?

    Nicole A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK people end their text messages with it. Like XOXO but just the X part. I've never seen it on every sentence though but I'm from USA so I don't communicate with a ton of Brits.

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    Of course, some older people have less experience with digital technology than others, and unsurprisingly describe a variety of emotions regarding the use of everyday devices such as smartphones, laptops, e-readers and tablets.

    They also report having little confidence when it comes to using them. Lack of control, a sense of being overwhelmed, and poor product design can lead to feelings of being incompetent, alone, and even trapped.

    #6

    Cheers

    Cheers

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you Rae. Any person who help others is a Hero.

    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it is a lovely thing to do, Lizzo. Cheers.

    WannabeScarletWitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love that it’s says she was “spotted”. i’m going to let myself believe that means she didn’t do it for publicity and was trying to help with no cameras, and they just happened to recognize her.

    Milan Chleborád
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk who Lizzo is either. Maybe I'm old people too.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *raises her coffee cup to Lizzo*

    Stephen reeve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so old. I don't know who Lizzo is.

    Kimberley McMillan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I know about her is that her music ends up on TikTok a lot.

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    Giobemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay for.me.to.go to Australia and I'll help anybody there you want 😁

    Saori chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in all of this I have no idea who Lizzo is and I'm 20....

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    #7

    Pain

    Pain

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so men too don't like to be told to smile

    EvilK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has Joy, but no happiness.

    Jadin Hanson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just did a spit take. Please upvote this to top comment.

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    TiaCalenture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this isn't a dating profile.

    Allyson Brooks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would be so much prettier if he smiled...

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does his profile pic looks like it was taken from inside a toilet?

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    #8

    Do You Hear Me Fb!! No More !!

    Do You Hear Me Fb!! No More !!

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    Friday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can never have too many Chihuhuas

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a page called “I love my chihuahua “??

    BamBoo Mo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me. Went to Ilovemytarantula.com and found spider pics, gofig

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's my mom's Chihuahua Teeny. She looks stoned. IMG_201606...01bf31.jpg IMG_20160602_134043577-stoned-628bfd001bf31.jpg

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the group Gloria. I'm sure somewhere in those 246 comments someone told you how.

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might not have been the best group to join there, Gloria. 😛

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeking her out later to send her pics of mine!

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would prompt me to send multiple Chihuahua pictures

    Cathy Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the chihuahua pictures she doesn't want,

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    Wilson-Nash and Tinson say that those who persevere have plenty of rewards: completing tasks more easily, communicating more effectively, increased independence and a sense of achievement; their everyday life can potentially enter a new level.

    "These things are important if this growing part of the population is to experience aging in a more positive and empowering way," the colleagues explained.

    #9

    Iconic

    Iconic

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's one way to come out!

    MAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she leave you because you're in a FB group called "Senior Citizens for Donald Trump"? Because I'd have left your Trump loving a*s too.

    Chikin Nippls710
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I'm not the only person who thought that 🤣 at least she has some sense 🤣

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    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame her, senior citizen for trump!

    Stardust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently divorcee is a new sexuality

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's ... a lot ... going on in that post.

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we know why....

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For another woman apparently.....

    Wise beauty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this was posted on a trump page.

    Cate M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why this is a funny "old person" comment...

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    #10

    Absolutely Sickening #cancelmarilyn

    Absolutely Sickening #cancelmarilyn

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    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    #cancelmarilyn (Edit: Yes, I was joking. I was repeating what was in the title. It's actually kinda sweet how Marilyn sent out a heartfelt apology for that)

    Paul Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all I’m pretty sure It’s Izzy was just joking. If she gets downvoted too many times she’ll get booted off…js

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people, especially those with poor eyesight, mistake the cry laughing emoji for a crying one (including Stephen Colbert lol), it happens lol.

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit Ireland! Get it together!

    Milan Chleborád
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marilyn living my deepest social media anxiety. Poor thing.

    Louise Platiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my mom thought LOL meant lots of love 😊

    Beth Cummings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a tremor and these kinds of things happen to me.

    Fancy that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tired of apologizing.

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    #11

    Oh That’s Naughty

    Oh That’s Naughty

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if it was your vagina that was doing that, that would be a legitimate medical complaint.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr: You have acute angina? Patient: Why thank you!

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just go ahead and normalize that 'vagina' is not a dirty word?

    Karen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is "vagina" blocked? I had to comment to see if "vagina" would be blocked again!

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares about her heart, why is her arm grey?!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had the heart attack last week and is a zombie now.

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    Cathy Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say VAGINA? VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!

    Dino (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Todd Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes these 'old people' comments? Ever read posts, texts, or tweets from younger people who grew up with social media? Most of them are borderline illiterate.

    Darcy Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help. Somebody's vagina has a knife! (Just waiting for the horrible porno to be made like that.)

    Bridget Connors
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can your vagina cause pain in your chest?

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    #12

    Whose Mum Is This

    Whose Mum Is This

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that counter to the joke about the standard Victorian honeymoon photo husband sitting/wife standing: he’s too tired to stand and she’s too sore to sit?

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much information indeed ... 😬

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the hubby have a single brother with similar skills? 🤣

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, come on. Y'all damn well know that's what humanity is gonna use them for.

    Trinity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they'd have emojis for ASD and ADHD. Can you imagine the ADHD ones? 😂😂😂

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not just old people who post comments like this ngl

    DMR_22
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her Vagina must have caused him Angina? 🤔

    Patricia Bryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After he's caught you in his,you mean?

    lapis lazuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like something my late grandmother would have said haha

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    "Through our research, we wanted to examine these mixed emotions that older people have about using technology, and how they develop ways to combat the challenges they face," Wilson-Nash and Tinson said.

    "While digital technology has been shown to alleviate pressure on health and social care, until now there's been a limited understanding of how using technology influences the way older adults live."

    #13

    Stunning And Brave

    Stunning And Brave

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse psychology. I like it! 😏

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, the universe is wise to this trick bc it doesn't f*****g work. Someone else must've already done it and got new barriers in place. F****r.

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and your prayers are answered, now

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to be a winner 101.

    Evan Sloane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern problems require modern solutions.

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need to set an achievable goal.

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    #14

    Me Too Jean

    Me Too Jean

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    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha I like the Ha I like the constant state of worrying for wellbeing comment comment

    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha I like the “Ha I like the ‘Ha I like the constant state of worrying for wellbeing comment’ comment” comment

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    Jude Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't put your momma in a stolen car. just sayin'.

    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, let me get a picture so I can humble brag on social media!"

    Lynn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha I only like one of the "Ha I like the constant state of worrying for well being" responses, you get to guess which one. 😁

    Holly Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Christ guys 🤣🤣🤣 bp never disappoints. Commentception ftw

    Louise Platiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I maintain that the gift of having a middle child to constantly complain about was generous enough. My work is done.

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    #15

    Yeah Nah Fair Enough

    Yeah Nah Fair Enough

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I hate London and New York for the same reason. :-D

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even get me started about the Moon

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But bruh it's just a block and a half away from the wading pool, so totally worth the distance!

    LostSage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is best to leave food reviews based on locational proximity, this way your wife always has the best reviews.

    Milan Chleborád
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, some social media just force questions about random places you've never heard of asking you how you like them and such. Apparently Garry has had enough and decided to answer.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, honestly, if i have bad knees, and i cant drive, u gotta start bringin stuff to me people/jk

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, YEAH! Why didn’t they open in a place closer to him?! What did they expect?!

    Jenifer Spangler-Hermann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re Airbnb hosts - unexpectedly received 4 stars out of 5 re our location - reason? “Too far away from where my son lives…” 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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    #16

    Same Tbh

    Same Tbh

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    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This warrants the caps!

    Friday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you, Gail.

    Trinity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, it took Gail long enough to realize. 😂😂😂

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the club. We have chocolate chip cookies! (Though that chocolate may be ex lax, you never know)

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    While many see digital technology as a challenging mountain to be conquered, there are different ways of confronting it. Some may view the process as a personal goal, using instruction manuals or simply trial and error to figure out what software updates, unwanted viruses or junk mail are.

    Others view digital technology more as a collective endeavor, asking friends and family for help. "Not only is this the most successful strategy, it also fosters important interaction with others," Wilson-Nash and Tinson said. "For example, during the pandemic, many younger people acted as IT support for older friends and relatives."

    #17

    The Wholesome Content Needed At This Point In Time

    The Wholesome Content Needed At This Point In Time

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    Sobri Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems she's responding to someone whose dog passed by talking about her senior dog then sending condolences.

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did something happen to the dog while she was typing?

    Hedgeh og
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reply, not a stand-alone post. Seems she's responding to someone's post about their senior dog dying; she starts about her own dog and then gets to the condolences part way through. Not the best constructed but would make more sense with the whole context, and is clearly kindly meant.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it's taken out of context. I believe the OP is responding to a post where another has lost their dog and the OPs own dog is probably towards the end of her life. It's taken me a while to work this out though!

    Friday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was a roller coaster

    Yettichild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voice to text maybe picked up a whole conversation?

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see where Christopher gets inspiration for complicated plots from

    JayCee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's messages are exactly like this. Every single,,,,,, time. Lol

    Kevin Felton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this is a face to face conversation and this old lady is just SCREAMING this at someone.

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagined it as her just saying it very loudly/dramatically like she's performing a play for a large theater and has no microphone

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    Raimei Ai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I was adopted at 7 (lil sis was 5) about a yr later our mom adopted an 8 yr old pug. Her thought was that she may live a few years, teach us responsibility and the process of losing an animal.... She was put to sleep at 18 since she was starting to lose control of her bowels... She was almost completely blind, deaf, and losing her memory, but so full of life still. I was pssd. We had talked about the possibility of doing it as a family soon...came home from school one day and mom and step dad had done it without us. That was MY dog! After the 1st yr she finally started warming up to me. She slept in MY room, on MY bed...on MY face! I fed her. I was walked her. I took care of her. Nope. You won't be involved in our decision even after we talked about it. Just gona do it! But...at least she was 18 when she passed. It was 10 wonderful years!

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry. I know that hurts. I couldn't be there when my kitty was put down. We had 'adopted' him from under my aunt's porch at like 2 weeks old, when I was 2 years old. He and I were best friends. When he was around 8, he lost his teeth and became diabetic (more on that in reply). We gave him insulin and tested his blood. At 10, his belly got swollen and he couldn't hold his pee. His bladder was the size of a grapefruit. He needed to be put down. I was in school and couldn't leave to say goodbye. I regret not fighting harder on that. I hope you and your parents have worked it out.

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    #18

    Hear Hear

    Hear Hear

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    Nemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It puts the lotion on its skin....

    Bridget Connors
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question: Do you mean clothing FOR humans or clothing MADE FROM humans?

    Suezn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, my mind went to horror movie vibes.

    JLBigboote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to non-human clothing.

    Callie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means more cute cat and dog outfits then! I'm down

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carmel, you saucy little monkey.

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    #19

    Yes

    Yes

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    Trinity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, illiteracy, my favourite thing to judge somebody by. I don't care about race, sexual preference, fetishes, favourite animals, music, bad habits and all the rest, but I am very severely judgemental when it comes to grammar, spelling, sentence structure and all the rest. It is literally the only thing that annoys me, but only with native English speakers. If English isn't your first language, I'm cool, but for people that speak, read and write in English as their first language... I have no mercy.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, many non- native speakers are much better at English than those of us for whom it's our native language.

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    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats the deal with "Petra conig" write the same weird text on every single post??

    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling aside, Neil isn't wrong. That's not good for people or dogs.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You "P"eed in the wrong place!

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably got sick of autocorrect, I can relate. Surprisingly, it's working at the moment though.

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    But not all elderly people have this kind of network of support, even though they can benefit most from greater use of the internet and keep loneliness at bay. In these situations, initiatives run by charities such as Age UK, where digital champions can help older adults master technology, can be invaluable.

    #20

    Wholesome Saturday Post

    Wholesome Saturday Post

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short on apostrophes but with an over-abundance of fullstops.

    Keali Lamb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short on commas, perfectly fine with apostrophes.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first sentence sounds like Yoda. But very sweet sentiment.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have the money.

    LinaLovesBooks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aw, that's what my mom used to tell me

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i was that rich, i would also own those socks.

    Paul Squire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if, that's on par with 'money can't buy happiness' (maybe not but at least I could be miserable on my yacht, in my Lambo,on a tropical beach, with my stunning gold digging 20 year old girlfriend etc)

    MaShunnda Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so that's Ken and Barbie's last name!?!?

    Cat Amanigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I especially love when they sign comments like they're letters... 😹 ~Cat

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the old people who think they were going to run out of profiles so share them. It's almost always the wife who makes them and uses them but they're old fashioned and think they have to show they are a wife first and not their own person. Same with email addresses.

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    #21

    Not The Right Time Hazel Ffs

    Not The Right Time Hazel Ffs

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, beautiful memories of looking at the severed heads of murder victims.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was teenager have a Walkman was cool and if you have 'best of' CDs, then you was definitely cool.

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discman and game boy was popular when i was a teen. I had both and i was so happy❤️ (I still have my Game Boy, and play it sometimes🥰)

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    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 cents is a beautiful memory...

    Shirley Filer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you completely miss the tone of the conversation...

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have a shrunken head when we were young. I now need to ask wth that thing came from! Forgot all about it! Creepy af

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    #22

    Cheers Helgie

    Cheers Helgie

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    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I didn't mean ME, stay in your business author of the post I'm commenting on!!!

    Samyan Elrod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unrelated but right below this post currently is a very nsfw anime ad 😳

    Meggie Lovins-Kappler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent too long trying to figure out if I should know who 'Helgie' is because there's no comma 😂

    "Understandably, frustrations emerge when learning a new skill, but some older people have shown how they overcome their exasperation by developing a relationship with their devices. Naming their tablet or humanizing their phone helps to bond older people to technology," Wilson-Nash and Tinson pointed out.

    "In our study, different devices were often referred to as having a personality, gender, or even a mind of their own. This strategy brings a little levity to a situation that could otherwise be stressful."

    #23

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    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being the kid/it guy be like

    Kaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all old people are like "young people today know nothing". :)

    H M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a tech, older female I fixed a lot of young man disasters.

    Michael Carlson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess you our superior? What is the point of this comment?

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    Louise Platiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think there is hope for a peace treaty in the Boomer vs Millenials conflict.

    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't get all the screws into the PC, you won't have enough internets to balance your checkbook!

    Fancy that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been a long time since anyone touched me

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    #24

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will pick on both your choice and enjoyment! Unless if it's blue raspberry and a lot.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Nolene, Nolene, Nolene, Noooleeene 🎶

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    old people using ellipses like this give me anxiety

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? I have heard some comments on here from others to suggest ellipses upset some, but I don't know why. I'm not sure it is an age thing, I might be on the old side, but I know younger teens don't have a problem with them. What would you suggest replace them?

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds damn good to me, Noelene. That and a Zooper Dooper or two...

    PotatoGirl31
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sergy!! Now Hex Girls has to take a mental health day..............

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    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slurpees are good. Ooh, especially low sugar pink lemonade. Yum.

    Jessi Zultanky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say have as many slurpees as you like ma'am you deserve to treat yourself.

    Lisa Hewes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you that live near a 7-11, don't forget that a lot of them give out free slurpees on July 11!!!!!!! Just save some for the rest of us, don't be *that* person.

    no thoughts, just frog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just saying mixing pina colada and cherry is the way to go

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to pick on you because for some reason, I think 'freezoni's (QT) are better

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    #25

    Iconic

    Iconic

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    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First webpage OP finds - "Meh, this'll do"

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the dog is pregnant? If not its bad for her/his legs to be that tiny and carry much weight😔

    ursula zaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even love dogs..don't hate them just wudnt own one and ppl who do so many are irresponsible..annoys me.

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    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like free. I will wash clothes in return for washing dirty dishes. 😇😇😂😂

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT'S an instant family.

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's so sweet that they wanted everyone to see how happy they are

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    #26

    Oops Inside Fingers Typing There

    Oops Inside Fingers Typing There

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a hate thief? And why do they cut off their own hands?

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are people that steal hate, and they steal so much hate that they hate their own hands.

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    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next time a boomer tries to tell me that kids aren't learning how to write properly....

    Carl Lipscombe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for the hate thieves, they'll steal your hate and cut your hands off

    Trinity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there are still a few cultures that chop people's hands off for stealing. If I was the Prime Minister or something and was to combat stealing, I would just allow the victims to go into the thief's house and steal/break whatever they wanted. That way, they would be too traumatized to want to steal again. I would bend all the rules so that they benefit the innocent and poor but make life harder for the criminals and rich, as all laws should be.

    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police: "Did you think you could just break in and steal whatever you wanted?" Thief: "Um...he stole from me first?" Police: "Well, that's fine then." No way that could backfire.

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    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Holy amputation! What happened to your hands?!?" Me: (holding up bloody stums. "It...it was...hate thieves!"

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced of we brought back this type of punishment, less people would steal

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the falsely accused would have their hands cut off. Great policy there chief.

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    Once older people become more used to digital technology, familiarity can foster continued use. With a new device, software and apps they know and understand can be downloaded so that it feels less like an outsider. Similarly, if someone finds a touchscreen problematic, they should know that they can use a keyboard and mouse instead.

    #27

    Shared 4102

    Shared 4102

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    Paul Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean…at least they posted a retraction?

    Hedgeh og
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a rare thing - someone who can CHANGE THEIR MIND WHEN GIVEN NEW INFORMATION.

    Cyd Charisse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, why not just REMOVE the false information? Maybe take down the post?

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but then others who saw and believed it may not get the correct info

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    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if this were true, personally I would not put on a mask that some random a*s stranger hands me and asks me to try on. For many reasons, that's just a big fat NOPE. Idk, maybe Im just extremely paranoid..

    Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean like germs and s**t

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    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell🤔 At least it was a fake story so we all can laugh about it😂😂

    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. It was fake? Who could've seen THAT coming?

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    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the internet there was no way to quickly refute a hoax like this. Of course, before the internet there was no way to spread these hoaxes worldwide either.

    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beg to differ. People still believe that people put razor blades in apples for Halloween, and that one was going strong years before the internet.

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    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a good idea to refuse masks from strangers...

    Nonya Bidness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical conspiracy theorist. Always parroting misinformation & disinformation they got from some other idiot. Usually Trumpublicunts.

    Jason B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you should put on masks handed to you by strangers at your door??

    PotatoGirl31
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist...the mask burglars hacked the site ;D

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    #28

    Solid Advice

    Solid Advice

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a game-changer

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a paste from baking soda, apply to stanky tupperware, rinse.

    Tawnya Hubbard
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use vinegar, baking soda and a dash of dish soap myself 💜

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    Svelte Pantologist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone probably farted in it. Good call.

    Badgers Nadgers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are old they may have gone further in order to get a stool sample

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    ABerCul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spray Lemon juice in it then wash with soap hot water and the smell be gone. Just like that. Lemon juice is tupperwared bff

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that when you get to a certain age, you just instinctively know everything about Tupperware.

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That info hit me like a train when I turned 20

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    Chamber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a thought. Wash it.

    ursula zaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even washing it..of its left aside for a while it has an odour..

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    Allison Staley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be a Tupperware salesperson in the 90s and had acquired A LOT of Tupperware. One day, about 10 years later (lifetime warranty!), I started noticing horrible plastic out-gassing smells. I started going through all of my Tupperware and found that most of them smelled. If they had food in them, the food smelled. I threw all of the food out, washed everything, used all of my trained "tricks" for getting the smell out. Nope, wouldn't go away. Interestingly enough, all of the Tupperware I had from the 60's that belonged to my grandmother, were all fine. So I piled them all up (neatly) on the dining room table and contacted Tupperware. They sent over a local rep who took one look at my collection and bolted. She said she couldn't help me. Multiple contacts with the main company were ignored as well. All of my Tupperware was in very nice condition. It just smelled really bad of old rotting plastic. But they would not help me. At all. Ignored me. Threw it all out.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just soak it in a weak solution of bleach and it'll be like new!

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    #29

    If Only There Was An Edit Comment Option

    If Only There Was An Edit Comment Option

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cape...... Case......Caress.....carbolic acid.....

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cate do care about car care

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cate's Car Care Condominium! For all your car care needs.

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cated once, have to agree. Don't cate.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do we want? An end to auto "correct" errors! When do we want it? MOW!!

    P R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was such a thing as proofreading a message before sending it.... E-mail, snail mail, text message, your will....

    Tim Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP: This 'edit' thing. People be cray cray.

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, Cathie doesn't care about cars.

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    #30

    When U Tell Mum You’re Going Out

    When U Tell Mum You’re Going Out

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    Juan Ghote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever given a thought they need the grog to put up with you Jude?

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    "Stereotyping of older people also needs to stop," Wilson-Nash and Tinson said. "Experience and perspective should be acknowledged [and] respected ... Messaging should underscore the potential benefits of mastering technology, emphasizing the importance of being connected and socially involved to a person’s independence."

    So I hope that you will see past these pictures and recognize the individual behind them, the person who decided to boot up an alien-looking device and try to connect to others even though it might've been scary to them.

    #31

    Trev You Absolute Madman

    Trev You Absolute Madman

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No news is the best kind!

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many of my friends have cover pics like this is scary. We're kinda old but holy c**p, move the damn pic.

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're forever cursed to not see Trevor's full face.

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    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK there was a famous newsreader called Trevor McDonald, so that might be what's going on here.

    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking news: There is no news....thankyou!comeagain.!

    #32

    Judy Has No Thyme For Vulgar Language Hahahaah

    Judy Has No Thyme For Vulgar Language Hahahaah

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have beef with herbs too. Why is the "h" silent in herbs? Are we suddenly French? 'Erbs. Herp derp

    Bianca Saville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "h" is not silent in the UK. We says herbs.

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    #33

    Ya Got Big Problems

    Ya Got Big Problems

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    Josh Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said the man who finished at 5:59pm

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go 45 minutes before the store closes and load up on gift cards

    #34

    Everyone Pour Somethin Out For Our Homie Phil

    Everyone Pour Somethin Out For Our Homie Phil

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    #35

    Pretty Plz

    Pretty Plz

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... Why not give that a shot?

    #36

    Hahahaha Nerrrrrd

    Hahahaha Nerrrrrd

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    kit cat chunky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shes prob one of the people vaping

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a 13yo doing at a high school though? Hs doesn't usually start until 15 I think?

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of high schools actually include middle school. Sometimes even 6th grade, like the school my kids go to.

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    #37

    Thanks Mum

    Thanks Mum

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if the answer is "selling my liver and kidney" then they're right!

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just cringe. Someone tells you they're having a serious issue and you shut down the conversation with an inspirational quote or a verse from the bible. What a true friend

    #38

    Amazing Isn’t It!!

    Amazing Isn’t It!!

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    It's Izzy 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness! I totally forgot that kids could have fun both inside and outside still!

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh after seeing this post and getting presented with evidence, I still don't remember how to have fun outside.

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    #39

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, it's the I'm really upset but have great memories emoji 😂❤️

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this, I stress over the emojis I pick

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    Sandor M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angles,lines and curves, the heavenly stuff

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Maureen, ROFLed herself off this mortal coil

    Tamara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen from every angle up there

    Aura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he busting out a dead partner to win a Facebook contest? Because that's a bold strategy. No wait, I meant tacky.

    #40

    It Was A Story About A Crane Operator Lol

    It Was A Story About A Crane Operator Lol

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    #41

    Oh Dear

    Oh Dear

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    #42

    Please Calm Down Macklemore

    Please Calm Down Macklemore

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    iffypedia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure who's angry here carla

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carla, please cc this post to yourself...please!

    #43

    Well Ladies And Gentleman, Jules Has Spoken. Wake Up

    Well Ladies And Gentleman, Jules Has Spoken. Wake Up

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contrary to Jules, at least Sir David had a brain to be washed

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jules has done extensive research using Youtube, do not question her knowledge.

    iffypedia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like that tin hat has been keeping you from seeing the world

    #44

    Can Someone Check To See If Anthony Is Ok

    Can Someone Check To See If Anthony Is Ok

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    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, another "I've suffered through some s**t, and so should everyone else."

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censored the c word but not the f word, lol

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f word was spelled... interestingly. (Test: fucken) 😇 Edit: works

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The translation is "why can't I have it too"

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not. I don't think he ever will be. Suffers from systemic inflammation

    #45

    Catherine = Karen

    Catherine = Karen

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an Australian bitching about the COVID lockdowns

    Pandaroo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Victorians have voted against the party that didn't support the lockdowns in our election this weekend!

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks great for her age! She's at LEAST 121 years old!

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She ain't totally wrong on this though

    Friday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victoria, Australia had some of the strictest lockdowns. They we’re locked down for something like 262 days, so I wouldn’t call her a Karen.

    #46

    Aw So Sad They Can’t Even Celebrate Winning $15 Million

    Aw So Sad They Can’t Even Celebrate Winning $15 Million

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs a freaking holiday or a vacation? If I won that much money I'd be ridiculously happy either way

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well, this is a problem I'd like to have

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should help them out in the great toilet paper famine of 2020

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, you can't find any way to spend it? That's a shame. I could help find good ways of putting it to use! So many people are hurting financially and need help; rent is getting raised by ~20%, food and gas prices at an all-time high, etc.

    #47

    This Paragraph Would’ve Been Half The Size Without The Double Spacing

    This Paragraph Would’ve Been Half The Size Without The Double Spacing

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    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pedantic bs this post, the comment is heartfelt, genuine, relatable and well written. Who cares about formatting

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, I do. With the number of people double-spacing instead of punctuation out there, I'm automatically reading this with A. Full. Stop. At. Every. Gap.

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take his grandchildren home when you're done, please

    #48

    Deary Me Jude Must Be Worried Sick

    Deary Me Jude Must Be Worried Sick

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    #49

    6pm Curfew And Tax-Free Digestives For All!

    6pm Curfew And Tax-Free Digestives For All!

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    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, let's put people who can't differentiate between "through" and "throw" in charge. It's not like the cack-handed morons we currently have are incompetent ENOUGH...

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, we have the teals already. The more the merrier. I think the Grey Nomads Party would rock the joint.

    #50

    Bet You Watched Remember The Titans Heaps Tho

    Bet You Watched Remember The Titans Heaps Tho

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    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did watch Remember the Titans! Bet the GOP will try and get it banned now, since it acknowledges that racism exists.

    #51

    Go On Ask Them ,!!

    Go On Ask Them ,!!

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I dunno, I've never seen a horde before, could be interesting, especially if they come on horses like the Mongol hordes!

    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic... Rudolf hummer.... Couldn't get more Germanic name, yet uses British spelling Labour and Liberal party also UK.... Can't help but feel he may himself be an immigrant

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Friend of a friend wants to be a customs officer to keep out immigrants. Firstly it's not their job, secondly your surname is Russo and your wealthy arms dealing dad came over to UK in the second world war because he didn't like being on the recieving end of his business

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright alright I'll ask! Geez racist lady... Chill

    Chris Hutchinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rudolph has spelled 'Hess' incorrectly...

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    #52

    F**k Off Potter

    F**k Off Potter

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    Cowws
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we've got a new prime minister now anyway

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Jenny's dress. He's still gonna be damned; she joined the teals

    #53

    Fun Lil Hottest 100 Story Ha Ha

    Fun Lil Hottest 100 Story Ha Ha

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some heck of a religion he listening to