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Article created by: Ilona Baliūnaitė

“Farting In Front Of A Partner Leads To A Stronger Relationship.” “Crying Can Help You Lose Weight.” If these headlines sound like enough of the internet for you today, let me tell you, we've only started.

Thanks to the “Funny News Headlines” Instagram account that collects some of the worst, most bizarre and plain stupid news headlines, we have quite a collection to facepalm at today. Beware not to drink any beverages while scrolling through, since the chances of spit-take are really high.

With 231k followers, the account is gaining popularity every day, and you can see why. For anyone who appreciates the absurdity of our everyday life, this one is a treat you’ve been waiting for. Psst! More of the worst newspaper headlines await in our previous post.

#1

It’s So Good To See The Different Fruits Unite

Reporter in grape costume interviews boy in banana suit in funny headline from Instagram page collecting hilarious headlines.

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    #2

    Worth A Try

    Screenshot of a funny headline shared on social media about a prisoner claiming his life sentence ended.

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    Raymond Core
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he is wrong and he needs to stay in prison; especially someone with a life sentence, What's wrong with you saying, 'he not wrong'? No one is officially dead until the coroner signs off on it. People who survived a sentence of hanging would be released and then judges began ordering, 'hanged by the neck until dead'.

    #3

    Legend

    Headline about elderly men escaping nursing home to attend world's biggest heavy metal festival with large crowd and stage.

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    #4

    This Is Amazing

    Funny headlines Instagram page meme featuring a cute dog and animated character with thumbs up reaction.

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    #6

    Lmao Tag A Vegan

    Funny headlines shared on Instagram showing a humorous tweet about plants knowing they are being eaten.

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    Raymond Core
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least when I eat meat, the animal doesn't know I'm eating it. Plants can't scream!

    #7

    He Looks Absolutely Dashing

    Horse dressed in a tailored three-piece suit, featured on a funny headlines Instagram page collection post.

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    #8

    So Sad

    News headline about Australia’s biggest garlic bread factory burning down, featured on a page collecting funniest headlines.

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    #9

    I Like His Jeans

    Funny headline about a Florida woman with her trained alligator riding a four-wheeler, from a comedic headlines collection.

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    #10

    This Is Beautiful

    Street singer playing guitar on street while kittens gather to watch, funny headlines shared on Instagram page.

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    #11

    Legend

    Funny headline about a guinea pig becoming father to 400 after breaking into female enclosure on Instagram page.

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    #12

    This Is Who I Want In Charge Of My Country

    Funny headlines Instagram page post featuring a news story about a dog being re-elected as mayor in Minnesota.

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    #13

    He Just Respects Mother Nature

    Funny headline about man avoiding work to preserve perfect snow, featured on Instagram page collecting funniest headlines.

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    #14

    Genius

    Funny headlines from Instagram page show man sues himself and wins unusual insurance claim story.

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    #15

    Same

    Scenic river valley with rocky path and humorous headline about woman joining search party for herself from funny headlines collection.

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    #16

    Got To Make Sure

    Elderly couple in wedding attire holding hands, featured in a collection of the funniest headlines on Instagram.

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    #17

    What A Legend

    Image showing a funny headline about a woman chugging a $200 bottle of cognac, highlighting humorous headlines on Instagram.

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    #18

    Genius

    Funny headline on Instagram page about antisocial woman pretending to be blind for 28 years to avoid greeting people.

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    #19

    It’s Simple

    Elderly man holding a sign with 111, featured in a collection of funniest headlines on an Instagram page.

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    #20

    That’s A Lot Of Divorce Papers Right There...

    Wedding dress made from divorce papers displayed on mannequin, featured in funniest headlines Instagram collection.

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    #21

    Hey Panini

    Meme from Instagram page collecting funny headlines featuring Zac Efron haircut compared to a panini sandwich.

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    #22

    Big Mood

    Funny headlines from an Instagram page featuring a man suing McDonald's for being depressed after eating a Happy Meal.

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    #23

    Imagine

    Meme post showing man surprised as 'puppies' he raised for two years turn out to be bears, featured in funny headlines.

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    #24

    I Bet They Loved Every Minute Of That

    Humorous headline about airline emergency landing caused by passenger's repeated farts featured on Instagram page collecting funniest headlines.

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    #25

    Very Helpful Drawing

    Schoolboy holding award with drawing, featured on Instagram page collecting funniest headlines and viral stories.

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