Dad jokes are famous for their inherent lame cheesiness, we love them in a so-bad-they're-good kind of way. But what makes a good mom joke?

Well if this list, compiled by Bored Panda, is anything to go by, the very best mom jokes are SAVAGE. People are sharing the times they got burned by their sassy mothers, these ladies take no prisoners and she ain't got no time for your stupid pokemons! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

#1 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Hope Floats 5 months ago

Love this!

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#2 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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PyroarRanger 5 months ago

Go mom!

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#3 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Aaron Kara 5 months ago

True, true

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#4 Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"

Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"

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Hope Floats 5 months ago

And because she IS due ALL the credit!!

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#5 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Marta Puig 5 months ago

the pictures of the fur baby are goregeous lololol

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#6 My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen

My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen

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Janine B. 5 months ago

I hope this kid wasn't serious about that request.

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#7 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Luis Milian 5 months ago

well, you need to learn one way or another!

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#8 Savage Level Over 9000

Savage Level Over 9000

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Luis Milian 5 months ago

took her one min to show how savage she can be

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#9 Best Mom Ever

Best Mom Ever

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Christophe Beunens 5 months ago

In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.

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#10 Savage Mom

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MagicalUnicorn 5 months ago

i kinda have to agree with mom, she's gorgeous

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#11 Mom Roast

Mom Roast

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Rogue 5 months ago

I mean ... she could be getting D at work, you never know ..... ;)

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#12 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Galaxy Domination 101 5 months ago

Good for you!! Rattata is great. congrats on getting a gf!

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#13 "Autocorrect"

"Autocorrect"

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Dolicious 5 months ago

Hahaha, nice one!!

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#14 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Carol Emory 5 months ago

Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.

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#15 Savage Mom

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Zenozenobee 5 months ago

I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(

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#16 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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kk 5 months ago

yes. yes she is

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#17 Mom Is Savage AF

Mom Is Savage AF

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Luis Milian 5 months ago

BURRRRRRNNN!

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#18 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Ryo Bakura 5 months ago

Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."

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#19 Deactivating

Deactivating

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Aaron Kara 5 months ago

I like this "Mom" character

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#20 Savage Mom

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Daria B 5 months ago

Well.... Does the one in the portrait count...?

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#21 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Person2638 5 months ago

Opposite for me. I was born dark skin and now I am light skin.

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#22 Savage Mom

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Ola Polowczyk 5 months ago

Why being so rude to his mother?

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#23 When Your Mom Roasts You

When Your Mom Roasts You

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Luis Milian 5 months ago

I need this book.....for a friend. T_T

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#24 Damn Mom Chill

Damn Mom Chill

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Genesis Harrison 5 months ago

Got the whole family on Facebook...😂👀

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#25 Thanks Mom

Thanks Mom

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Galaxy Domination 101 5 months ago

You don't just look good, you look extra good

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#26 My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

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Chris 5 months ago (edited)

if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar

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#27 Excuuuuuse Me

Excuuuuuse Me

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Denice Smith 5 months ago

so soon they forget...LOL

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#28 Roast Of The Year

Roast Of The Year

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Genesis Harrison 5 months ago

Lol.and the five dollar bill to cover his bum.

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#29 Oh Snap

Oh Snap

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Dolicious 5 months ago

Ouch xD

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#30 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Enuya 5 months ago

I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)

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#31 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Mother Mary Helen 5 months ago

I feel that this was directed at me personally XD

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#32 Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World

Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World

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WaLe 5 months ago

But...who is A? ( PLL?!)

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#33 Mom Is A Savage

Mom Is A Savage

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love life you only live once 5 months ago

ha ha mom does what she wants!

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#34 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Galaxy Domination 101 5 months ago

When you finally decide to show your parents some love

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#35 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Not Quite Infinity 5 months ago

They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)

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#36 Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive

Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive

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troufaki13 5 months ago

Anyone else feel a bit uneasy with the 2% battery?

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#37 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Kiki 5 months ago

That's when you reply "Well, we had the best teacher".

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#38 She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It

She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It

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Susan Gardner 5 months ago

Sent at 4:04a.m. lol

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#39 That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage

That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage

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C 5 months ago

oh gosh this is gross

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#40 Savage Mom

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The Girl on Fire 5 months ago

If this isn't his natural hair color then.... why in the world would you dye your hair grey?

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#41 Can Always Count On Mom For Loving And Emotional Text Messages

Can Always Count On Mom For Loving And Emotional Text Messages

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Parmeisan 5 months ago

The funniest part about this one is that the mom says "stop texting me" and then keeps texting.

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#42 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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JessG 5 months ago

Barely see the 'surfer necklace' and cargo shorts....does she not see that shirt?! Lol

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#43 No Life

No Life

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Erza Scarlet 5 months ago

another "find a girlfriend joke"

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#44 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Ava Ford 5 months ago

Is this about the nose ring

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#45 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Don Flynn 5 months ago

Oh dam that hurt 😂😭😭😭😭😂

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#46 Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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JessG 5 months ago

Not exactly 'savage', and not exactly the first Mom to post a pic of herself with a glass of wine, and not exactly the first person to say "it's 5'clock somewhere" So.....

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