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50 Typos So Bad You May Feel Like You’re Having A Stroke
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In a time when autocorrect is supposed to be our trusty sidekick, it’s pretty wild how often our brains still manage to swap the right word for one that just sounds right but makes absolutely no sense. We’re talking about those hilariously relatable moments when someone uses a real word or phrase but mixes it up with another legit word or phrase that sounds similar. The result? A delightfully nonsensical mix-up that makes everyone do a double take.
Today, we’re dishing up a fresh batch straight from r/BoneAppleTea, where people proudly share these linguistic facepalms for all of us to enjoy. Think “escape goat” instead of “scapegoat,” or “for all intensive purposes” instead of “for all intents and purposes.” Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe discover you’ve been guilty of a few of these yourself.
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#1
Please Ejaculate!!
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#2
Dire Rear, Wrong But Still Somehow Right
#3
Salmon With Aspergers
#4
Corporate
#5
Mister Meaner
#6
My Chlamydia Is In Full Bloom
#7
Ham Basket
#9
Frank Incest
#10
Sorry For The Incontinence
#11
Sell My Nana Illness Is Going Around
#13
Star Anus
#14
Genesis Squash
#15
Don’t Let Algebra Grow Anywhere…
#16
You Will Be Immediately Ejaculated
#17
I'm Tired Of Walking On Egg Shelves
#18
Why Don’t Tattoo Places Just Euthanize Their Clients
#19
Don Don
#20
Please Use Your Tongue……
Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 1 year ago
Didn't whats-her-face get in trouble for that awhile back?
#21
Bubble Bee
Not Today Tuesday 1 year ago
You mean… they’re not called bubble bees? But they look like bubble bees.
#22
A Lip Tickle Machine
#23
Our Server Nicely Boxed And Labeled Our To-Go Food. Here's Our Filet Minion
#24
Do You Realize This Is Antisymmetric?
MeowZedong 1 year ago (edited)
No symmetry there. It is anti non-christian faiths and secular people if you wanna go that route.
#25
Cream Delay
Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 1 year ago
I hate it when I have a cream delay. The wife is like "hurry up."
#26
She’s Cake
#27
Condescending Tumble Dryer
#28
Amber Lamps
#29
Urine Hole
#30
Ah Yes. An *enchilada*
#31
Prostituted?
#32
Morbidity Scooter
#33
Eternal Bleeding
#34
The Pilot Ejaculated
#35
I Guess I'll Use My Tongue Then
#36
Autistic Guitar
#37
That's What I'd Call A Pho Pa
#38
Doggy Dog World
#40
Salmon Vanilla
#41
Winter Bagel
#43
Popcorn In The Kettle Back
Kristie Olmstead 1 year ago
This one feels like it was somebody using voice-to-text who didn't proofread.
#44
Flushing Blood
#45
I Sweater Got
#47
Mitch Max Socks
#48
Scoop This Low 💔
#49
Bat And I
#50
The Ugly President
#51
Crotched
#53
Poke A Dot
#54
Lawn More
#56
Implement Weather
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I mean, depending on your personal faith and/or religious views, one might actually believe that the weather is implemented by a higher power XD Or government weather-control satellites, if you're a conspiracy theorist...
#57
Carmel Used Onions
#58
This Evening !
#59
Twofer: "Organizing Pain" And "Syrups And Right"
#60
A Bomb Fire
#61
Don’t Give In To Pure Pressure
#62
Beauty Is In The Eye When You Hold Her
#65
Air Ducks
#66
Dangerous Crab
#67
Waiters
#68
Bob Wired
#69
A Poultry Sum
#70
Chester Draws
#72
Imagine Being Sugar Coded
#73
Culver Sack
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Well, to be fair, if you drive into a Culver sack, people might mistake you for a hamberder!
#74
Dust To Dawn
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Ah yes, I always wake up at Dust a.m. and make sure I'm in bed by Dawn p.m.
#75
Pep Peas (Pet Peeves)
#76
Capuchin Maker
#78
Night Mayor Fuel
#79
Mute Point
#80
Cyst Male
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BrunoVI 1 year ago (edited)
I was enter-trained by the hole art tickle. The income Steve a bull eras, missed steaks and non cents were inedible! Wrecker-mend won hindered purse scent! Sir Ten Lee Will Cher with my so-chill apts.
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
Not sure eye understand, could you ejaculate?
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
I rather like being able to hear how people are saying things, like waiters for waders, you know they pronounce the t as a d.
BrunoVI 1 year ago (edited)
I was enter-trained by the hole art tickle. The income Steve a bull eras, missed steaks and non cents were inedible! Wrecker-mend won hindered purse scent! Sir Ten Lee Will Cher with my so-chill apts.
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
Not sure eye understand, could you ejaculate?
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 1 year ago
I rather like being able to hear how people are saying things, like waiters for waders, you know they pronounce the t as a d.
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