53 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes You Absolutely Need To See Before The Day Is Over

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Or those that say DM for price.

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If we were in the house longer than a few minutes we considered it being STUCK IN THE HOUSE!! 🤣🤣🤣

Fair

Recycle so Taylor Swift can fly between two airports 20 miles apart.

Age 65, could someone else remember what ...

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Just $1400??

Until I saw the woman on the left, I kept reafing ‘Heal Thy Burger’. I also jus woke up.

These super bright LED headlights should be outlawed. They have no regard, whatsoever, for other drivers

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"Raise your hand if you've never been polled. Guess what - I just polled you." ~ Bill Hicks

Was it a Banana Republic?

And might have been a little disappointed when he did, in fact, turn into a human.

This uncle stepped in and did what was needed. And he did an amazing job. But why is this on the the irony/ funny list?

They're all a scam, have been since long before the 12. Probably around the iPhone 6.

A "badder b!tch"? Jesus, celebrity worship rots your brain.

google knows -- snitches get stiches

But did ice cream improve the performance?

Calling atheism a religion is like calling invisible a color.

Paying $$ for something used & disgusting would be ridiculous. She would know better.

I was expecting Farrah Fawcett-style wings. This is funnier.

Palpatine was not this chaotic evil.

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Can someone explain? I recognise none of this.

Yeah, that was a f*****g stupid question to ask.

Except: it's all down to the dose. If you're getting one x-ray a year, it's nothing to worry about. If you're exposing yourself to x-rays several times a day, it's a worry. So...

That was in a movie.

In my house I’m the grandmother and also the one telling the dirty joke

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Horoscopes.

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It's not, actually

Fair point, but let's not forget that the Church also forbid medieval peasants (and all of the medieval faithful, though then as in many ways now, the rich could buy indulgences) from having s*x on a great many of those days, under threat of eternal d*mnation.

Jeff Goldblum is never an improper use of anything.

I'm waaaay older then that!

It' all a matter of whom you're deceiving.

Hmm. It might be true when the insults in English are delivered by Americans. Not so much if it's from an Aussie, or a Scot, or an Irish person. Us English? Well, yeah, we can do carefully graded insults too. No, I've not forgotten about the Welsh. They can turn the word 'English' into a cutting remark... 😁

And? Should women dress depending on whatever fragile man they might have a conversation with that day? There's no closet big enough. Grow a pair!

Maybe just wear more reasonable footwear to begin with?

Also, not....?

My ex played in a band and did his share of weddings. He took it as given that he would be fed.

Only if you only see people online and never in the real world -_-

Tip: Always say "but I don't know though" just in case it ruins their lives /j

Maegan Hall. These are the guys she cheated with but the memes are mostly about her

Investigate every last one of them, what now?

Same in Turkiye...there are simply too many beautiful women and not many good looking men (they think they are though)

Look, I'm Canadian and about as anti-gun as can be, and even I know that Alaskans deserve the context of "even the liberals don't want to be eaten by polar bears."

Have a look at the number of minorities and other ethnicities who were portrayed by thousands of Caucasian actors back in Hollywood's golden age, then tell me this is all unfair for fictional characters. If you're upset about a character's ethnicity being changed from the source material, at least be consistent in your outrage.

How could people ever see him as Tony Stark? He never really built anything.

There's rules for thee and rules for me.

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The few times that this has happened to me in adulthood (Dragon Age Inqúísítíon, Bioshock 2) I was gross crying, not sitting there contemplative XD Absolutely amazing games.

During recent heat waves in France, the national average temperature over several days ranged between 26 °C and 28 °C. These are the highest national averages ever recorded after mid-August. In June 2019, the all-time national heat record was broken with a temperature of 45.9 °C in the southern French town of Gallargues-le-Montueux.

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Or when you sit down to play the game and your cat chooses that moment to leap onto your lap and lay across your arms, or to leap onto your desk and sprawl across your mousepad and keyboard XD

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Hell, I didn't even get nice cute lunches like this as a child. My mom threw a can of Shasta black cherry soda into a paper bag with a Saran-wrapped PBJ and a mini bag of chips from one of those mondo variety packs of mini bags of chips from Costco. Inevitably the can of soda always crushed the sandwich and the chips XD Same lunch every single day all through elementary school, with the type of chips being the only variety XD

LOL. Putin doesn’t care about anyone’s petition.