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Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.
Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!
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#1
When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size
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#2
Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There
#3
Mannequins In Japan
#4
Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin
#5
Kid Got Hungry
#6
Finally Some Realistic Expectations
#7
My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins
#8
I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
People in France all have baguettes on their heads....totally authentic!
#9
Parenting Level... 2.5?
Chyppa Homer 7 years ago
That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)
#10
When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...
#11
Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares
#12
These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....
#13
Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women
#14
This Dress Blew Her Mind
#15
But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!
#16
Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life
stellermatt 7 years ago
"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...
#17
This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin
#18
I Don't Trust This Mannequin
#19
This Clothing Display
#20
Not Your Average Mannequin
#21
Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache
Mark Smallman 7 years ago
Thomas Magnum couldn't quite fully commit tot his latest disguise ;)
#22
Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations
#23
Holland's Sauciest Mannequin
#24
This Mannequin
#25
Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts
#26
Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men
#27
I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat
#28
Overly Sad Mannequin
#29
Found On A Mannequin At Zara
#30
This Ridiculous Mannequin
#31
Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!
#32
I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!
#33
Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down
#34
I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins
#35
Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women
#36
This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly
#37
I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day
Lizard Queen 7 years ago
Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.
#38
This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions
#39
This Mannequin Has Tattoos
#40
This Hyped Up Mannequin
#41
I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's
#42
When The Lingerie Is Just Right
#43
Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins
#44
Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused
#45
Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?
#46
I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat
#47
This Mannequin Scares Me
#48
Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?
#49
The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did
Janet Allison 7 years ago
I'm all for promoting positive body image and more realistic proportions but I'm not for promoting bad posture.
#50
Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men
#51
Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?
Master Markus 7 years ago
Not particularly, but I AM horrified by their concept of proportion.
Sue Rogers 7 years ago
YEP, gives you a better idea what it looks like on.
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Wiz Allred 7 years ago
-this needs an orange toupee, and VOILA! Bad Leader in Undies and tiny hands to match the basket!
Peggy Penguin 7 years ago
First off...what the Hell is up with the head?? Secondly...I'm offended by the title of this one.
Andie Pearce 7 years ago
Yeah. How dare they make mannequins that obese people can ACTUALLY get an idea of how the clothes would look on their body, rather than making bizarre guesses from plus-size clothes awkwardly pinned to skinny bodies. Consciousness of their customers is absolutely despicable. Almost as despicable as your heading, you fat-shaming twat. All that said, the proportions are terrifying.
Jamie Foster 7 years ago
Well not horrifying that they exist I mean sadly this is the world today more horrified that this one isn't in proportion
Christopher Oetker 7 years ago
If they're going to make them obese at least make the head match the scale
Caroline Driver 7 years ago
Well, can you imagine how silly 8XL clothes would look on an 'average ' size mannequin?
Tamara Keegan 7 years ago
Oh My Dear Lord in Heaven, it's a Donald Trump mannequin, complete wiht tiny hands...we cannot escape him. HELP US.... The USA.
sharron lynn parsons 7 years ago
I have never seen a large male or female mannequins, be realistic !
Chris Pitch 7 years ago
Superman could not find Lex Luthor, even when he was using his x-ray vision. Lex, you sneaky cad.
Peta Hurley-Hill 7 years ago
If you stack a bad orange toupee on it,it would look like Trump...Tiny hands and all...
#52
This Child Mannequin
#53
I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines
#54
Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women
#55
Body Standard For Women
#56
This Mannequin Scares Me
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Adele Maestranzi 7 years ago
Back in the late 70s, I used to do visual merchandising at a department store in Cambridge, MA. I shared my cluttered shop space with a couple of nude mannequins stored in the corner. I was a bit uncomfortable with them staring at me while I worked, and thought I would solve the problem with a couple of opaque plastic bags over the heads. Now, I could not see the faces, but two human figures looking like they were suffocating themselves just creeped me out so much more!
Steven Ruth 3 years ago
The first time I saw a pregnant mannequin, I became curious this was just as strange.
Mendini Athukorala 4 years ago
That bride mannequin is takin life decisions even in the honeymoon😂😂😂
Jace 7 years ago
http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/10/dentist-training-mannequins-are-the-most-horrifying-things-that-ever-existed-fyi-5335328/ dental-man...equins.png 
Jace 7 years ago
I would totally keep the ones on the right as decorations and photography subjects. They're so Hellraiser.
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Jo B. Ventura Gurule 7 years ago
OH MY GOD!!!!! My favorite is the one pulling its string out of its a**e! Happens a lot to females in public!!! Hahahaha so funny!!!
Adele Maestranzi 7 years ago
Back in the late 70s, I used to do visual merchandising at a department store in Cambridge, MA. I shared my cluttered shop space with a couple of nude mannequins stored in the corner. I was a bit uncomfortable with them staring at me while I worked, and thought I would solve the problem with a couple of opaque plastic bags over the heads. Now, I could not see the faces, but two human figures looking like they were suffocating themselves just creeped me out so much more!
Steven Ruth 3 years ago
The first time I saw a pregnant mannequin, I became curious this was just as strange.
Mendini Athukorala 4 years ago
That bride mannequin is takin life decisions even in the honeymoon😂😂😂
Jace 7 years ago
http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/10/dentist-training-mannequins-are-the-most-horrifying-things-that-ever-existed-fyi-5335328/ dental-man...equins.png
Jace 7 years ago
I would totally keep the ones on the right as decorations and photography subjects. They're so Hellraiser.
Load More Replies... Jo B. Ventura Gurule 7 years ago
OH MY GOD!!!!! My favorite is the one pulling its string out of its a**e! Happens a lot to females in public!!! Hahahaha so funny!!!
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