50 Queer Memes That Won’t Make You Gay But May Make You Laugh

When I came out as a lesbian to my mother (I am not a lesbian but back then I thought I was (but I'm still LGBTQ+)), she just told me to go put my empty cereal bowl in the dishwasher and to do my homework. I mean she had a lot of lesbian friends so I wasn't expecting her to make it a huge deal, but that was still nice.

This is priceless

@royal crablets: Haters gonna hate.

You know what Yeshua of Nazareth said about homosexuality? Absolutely NOTHING. He, however, had a lot to say about kindness to foreigners.

guys, its a joke.

this is the best one

I wear my FREE DAD HUGS t-shirt to Pride and if I'm not in the parade but go as a spectator I get about 60-70 hugs, and *all* of them walk past me first, think about it, and then come back and check if I'm for real. And I am. And we cry a bit. (Normally I'm in the parade in a Proud Parents group...where I tend to get included in selfies more than hugs. I assume so they can show a parent...hey this old dad is cool with it....)

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I know that violence is not very good, but this................................somehow it just seem natural:)

I always joked and said, "nice, less competition".

A gay male colleague (very likely gold star) seemed pleased while telling us that a young woman acted attracted to him. His anecdote ended with a dismayed "And then I opened my mouth." Yup, he's got the accent, LOL.

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I love your family.

❤️

There's a version of this where the girl in blue leaves the guy and marries the girl in red

Burrrn!

Fighting h3t3ros3x1sm one billboard at a time

I love Heidi N Closet

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I'm and ordained minister... and you are all Fabulous! Have a marvellous day!

By the power of Gayskull!

People looking at future parents while the baby is still in the belly : "You are both so pretty, your future child is going to be a heartbreaker !"

And wrestling

Uh oh, I’m awkward thumbs up… is there a finger gun addition imminent?

Treating others with a basic level of respect and dignity doesn't involve genitals at all.

Yep, trans people don't owe you their gender-expression.

Well yes we are , they wouldn’t that say that if we where in a same s*x one would they lmao 🤦‍♀️

Cool, now I know what to do this weekend !

And infidelity. That one is also often forgotten.

So I am hetro, but even I was annoyed when shake shack advertised that they were supporting pride by offering rainbow sprinkles for an extra $0.50. Upselling people for their pride is NOT "support". It would be like if Jack in the Box charged an extra $1 for straight fries.

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If a "lady's man" is attracted to women, who is a "man's man" drawn to?

Gluttony is also a Sin according to the Bible, so everyone who wasn't hungry but still "had a little room for dessert" is going to Hell !

I will be using this

2 of my faves in the front. And another one behind Jonny

He is the biggest Pansexual there is

I always use partner because if you know me, you know their gender, and if you don't, it's not relevant and not your business.

"But the sanctity of marriage....?" Said the person who is divorced 3 times with children with 5 different partners

But women are so beautiful and wonderful 🥺

I have this mental imageof the Britcom where the guy says "I am the gay".

I genuinely hope that Stephanie and Kate got to write their beautiful verses until the end.

So was she

A New Zealand politician made a fantastic speech years ago when NZ was voting to legalise same s*x marriage. Look up Maurice Williamson's Big Gay Rainbow speech; it included such gems as: 'the day after it is legalised, life will continue exactly the same as before, your teenage daughter will still argue with you like know more than you' and 'I would really like to know how will the Gay Brigade take over? Will they come down the highway in troops?' He is an older white man but he spoke with humour, love & passion about how same s*x marriage only affects those people who love each other enough to want to make it official. It affects no one else. 💜💜

If you think that women are more likely to be bisexual you probably learned about séx from PórnHub.

Sadly, this meme is obsolete, at least in America under the Trump regime.

Or a sophmore

With one exception: a man attracted to Pedro Pascal (and Pedro only) isn't bisexual. That's just common sense.

Better life thru chemistry

lol this is me

wait, this actually clears it up, I've been so stressed about what I actually am TvT, i think I'm just bi. :D

"What's going on in here? And I want the non-gay explanation!" -Homer Simpson

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the same thing in the future as well as the past." Well, okay phone, that's a bit too deep for a lazy Saturday afternoon.

I've never heard "strap" used as a synonym to "gun", I've only heard "strapped" as an adjective for when someone has a gun strapped to their belt

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Maybe the rainbow adds super speedy powers.

Hey that's my month !

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After years of trying to figure out my romantic and Xual identity, I was so happy to finally get the answers I was looking for. And then I realised I now had to explore my gender identity and I kinda gave up on that.

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That's the second one about bisexuals and hand gestures - what am I missing here?

In love AND lonely

What is pansexual ?

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To the lesmobile!!

True

lol, the first moment I thought squirtle is flipping the bird in the left picture :D

fսcking. Just helping out with those low-poly words.