50 Funniest Memes From An IG Page That Has 1.3M People Laughing

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"Begone Satan, Lord of darkness, for I have a corndog!"- "Looks delicious, can I have one?"

Hi, Kevin!

I'd eat six donuts AS AN APPETIZER maybe

Same.

Damn right! And if you need a couple of gargoyles, I can point you in the direction of my best friend's two elder sisters

Hey, I was a retired hairdresser from San Diego. Divorced with two kids. Of course, I was also eight years old and living in Illinois at the time...

Oddly, this is l the most validating and necessary I needed to hear. Thanks

Coincidence? I think not!

If the good Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise!

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So, was there no second date?

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I kind of want one as a pet. A capybara, that is

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That is pretty clever

I have suggested this to my boss.

We give the little finger in my family, instead of the middle. It means "dumb kid". Because we were 4 kids and had lots of friends, it has now spread to people that is not related, an I have seen it done by a few complete stranger. When my cousin inrolled to learn sign language, her teachers were so amazed and amused that it is now up for consideration to be included in the official norwegian sign language cyllabus

That's Aussie for ya.

If She Said you need a milkshake,is because you needed One . For sure She have been there already.

Me and my £1 blue velvet jacket

I was really curious where this was going, until we were back on familiar terratory 😂

quite correct in fact...

That and quicksand. Oh the nightmares.

Had a sign up for 3 days in reno. Was just decompressing. Hotel staff sent someone up to indeed confirm that everything was fine. Me: eating room service fried chicken in hotel room jacuzzi

Living the dream!

And Log Lady was born <3

He has a point...

Same but pakoras

When he decided he just wanted comfort, but couldn't run a school in pajamas

As a lazy millennial, I approve this method.

I love the ones that are labeled "plant-based rice", which I guess are for people who believe that rice is an animal.

My mind is already folding up my jacket to use as a pillow. The last time we came back from Chicago we had a whole middle aisle to ourselves. I mean, one middle aisle each...

My father would tell us he was picking us up from school, and then completely forget about it. Thats how i learned kids are waterproof even when clothes are not. And how to make temperary shelter out of backpack and wall. Somehow he would be confused when he finally showed up, and angry if we took the school bus, like we normally would.

Mr Auntriarch once decided he needed to take three kilts on a week's holiday. Have you any idea how much those puppies weigh? He narrowed it down to two and wore one of them on the flight. And don't get me started on shoes.

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Well, they always called me "weird", so I would have been glad to be referred to as an old soul :P

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Or.. paralysis. According to my quadriplegic friend

Is your endocrinologist Dr. Now?

My son is planning to put me in a "home".

RIP Beverly Cleary.

Sometimes cats. And post them a present you bought for a fiver in a charity shop which costs £23 in postage, because it will hit the spot. Okay that might be just me

I'm an old guy - that flex is why I carry a swordstick instead of a cane, pass me at your own risk....j/k (just in case)

You have a point there. My father said if there is reincarnation, he wants to come back as my greyhound. So, sleeping, getting fed, more sleeping, farting, how will I know the difference?

My brother about five or six once caught not one but two pigeons with his hands. We still don't know how. We have a photo of him holding two pigeons

Did Monica Geller write this? :D

$8 ???

That is because pretty much all Victorian Wallpaper used arsenic as a dye. The head of one of the biggest wallpaper companies, William Morris, stopped using arsenic in his wallpaper not due to evidence that arsenic was bad (there were reports of factory workers dying from working with arsenic), but because public pressure got to be bad enough.

If you have seen enough asylum productions you know you have to be a 30 year old blonde woman or a 40 year old man with 3day shadow... if you don't match you can't be one.

Oh, the drama (from me too) when the bank took down the sign along the State Hwy that displayed time/temp in the early 00's.

My 32 year old has a 1986 5 speed manual Civic and he loves it.

Classic dad joke, I will defend it unto death

She thinks about it often too.

Ah, that may have been me. Only joking, I take mine neat. I mean without milk. Obviously.

My little neice presented my sister with a small sandwich bag full of teeth and asked her if she could put them all under her pillow at once and get £20. Turned out she'd set up a racket in school where she'd give kids her dessert in exchange for their lost teeth. Kid's going places. Scary, scary places.

Well I suck so much at most video games that I've always enjoyed watching good players in action much more than play myself and fail miserably and rage quit.

Amateur

But spiders pay rent! They work hard to keep the other critters away!

How long did you have to sit in front of your place to hear the end of the conversation?

Don't feel bad a security guard once asked my daughter if she was my mother

A lot of chupacabras.

Her cousin is Dairyleigh, yeah, cheesy I know, I'll see myself out

And of course the common theme among all of them...alcohol may have been involved.

Because it looks like your Uncle Bryn

I might have to steal this name (and get a new cat to go with it!).

a meme says more than 1000 words

Am I missing something, I would be charmed to receive a jar of caramel.

I want to be a hand model for malt whisky. Or Italian red wine. Possibly New Zealand gin.