Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

As someone who makes digital art, F**k AI

This probably the biggest thing you learn as a history major.

Would it be too petty to post this picture every time some pedant points this out?

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Same!

The better part this is that 4 year olds and Backstreet Boys overlap so much

I did school wrong.

Rorschach and Oedipal theories... Man, the junk 'science' that was once given so much credence.

Porch pirates stole an Amazon package off my doorstep. It was cat litter. The next day the open box with cat litter was placed back on my doorstep. Guess my order didn't live up to their expectations.

I would probably get the demon that flunked Latin

I got 99 problems and money would solve all 99 of them, including the one about needing therapy

But it's true

I wouldn't know. My therapist usually gets the lion's share of mine.

Aldous Huxley.

Ahhh - love this! My dark humor spot is getting tickled more than once in this post!

Has he examined his life?

I will not quilt get Iver this.. bd1dd21e54...4def0f.jpg

No degree reveal party? /j

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True multitasking

I recently met and spoke with a philosophy major who was stressed out about wanting to help his parents, who had scraped and saved to help him pay for school. I told him to quickly get another major and make philosophy his minor - or double-major. Get something that he was good at, paid well and he could stand doing. He left the convo looking much relieved.

I feel like the 90% of my brain activates only in the shower and at like 1am

And cleaning out the vacuum cleaner, makes you the vacuum cleaner.

I don't discriminate. People of ANY age can ruin my day!

That's my book shelf! :)

My favourite Kafka quote: "One idiot is one idiot, two idiots are two idiots, ten thousand idiots are a political party."

Something I've noticed. The bigger the "business ethics" book is, the more unethical the business is. So a business without an "ethics" book is a joy to behold.

This is next level but I actually hate sound and would rather read subtitles than listen to movies, I've watched I don't how many shows on mute. Sometimes I start reading comments on posts and can't relate to them only to then realize that the comments relate to something 'said' in the reel that had no subtitles

One poor snake is missing a shower cap.

Because studying philosophy makes you crazy

That looks more like a manuscribble.

Why not both ? 😁

That is a startlingly accurate summary of the history of philosophy.

Makes sense... you're familiar with a plethora of options on the music library but no one knows f* all about what jobs will be useful in 10 years.

Vacation, or Christmas time off.

This is not a comment

Legend has it that this poor dude is still wondering what philosophy is.

Thesis, antithesis, and above we have synthesis.

Alex looks uncannily like Kirk Van Houten's "Dignity"

Honk.

All you need is a spork

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Same. Plus I'm c**p at typing on my phone.

Hmmm. I need to see if I can order Swedish Fish Oreos for my little store.

Narrator: they made it much worse

A friend of mine has a wine bottle holding up a shelf in her kitchen labeled, "This bottle in structural. Do NOT remove."

Either that or perhaps the cat missed the carpet when coughing up a brain.

I prefer Léon Foucault. Pendulums are much easier for me to understand, and much more fun to watch.

I can relate.

Philosophy brings us such joy!

Well that's a bit rude! I prefer 'gay'.

Philosophy isn't a question of truth, it's a question of more questions

I read a peer reviewed academic paper recently in which one of the citations was (remember to cite) (or words to that effect). It got all the way through the whole reviewing process and no one noticed!

Ooooh darnit! I feel so seen! 🤘🤓

Literally any philosopher

I read once that that's a mistranslation. He supposedly really said desire is the root of all disappointment.

And then there’s the people seeing this who are now thinking about thinking about thinking

Guess who has two thumbs and ordered one?This Guy!!

40oz of old English in a wine glass. Super classy right there

Except for Nietzsche... He has the best punctuations - - -

And my mother left two months before I was born.

kakfa.

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Noam Chomsky is fascinating, and one of my heroes.

That book and the Bible have something in common. The majority of people who own a copy haven't read it.

This is the most important one!

I sometimes make it a challenge for me to read some of the pdfs I dl. Then I practise my note-taking while reading them and I delete them after reading. I still have copies on my laptop, so it's not completely gone. But! I am slowly building a notebook filled with the best info from these pdfs and that is so exciting!!!

Why is this picture happening in the first place?

Can you explain this gap in your resume? I was unemployed. Duh.

Why 24-hour time AND “:” with am/pm?? This is just unsettling.