Have you ever stopped and wondered what God thinks of everything that’s going on in our world today? Well, if you have, you'll be glad to hear that The Almighty has a Twitter account. As of today, it has amassed more than 6.2M devoted fans while He Himself follows only one person on Earth—Justin Bieber.
The Tweet Of God is full of satirical jokes and razor-sharp humor that will hopefully brighten your day and help you let out a laugh or two. With the bio stating “Unverified; unverified”, the account is entertaining the internet with its hilariously witty tweets.
Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts God had to offer, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones! Be sure to let us know what you think about them in the comment section below, and don’t forget to check out Part 1 of this post right here.
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The Bible literally talks about wearing a veil over your lower face when diseases. I donât know where Christians find it discrimination when asked to wear one
The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles. He created the account in 2010 to promote his book, The Last Testament: A Memoir By God. Ironically, many people thought the book was actually a spin-off of the account since the latter took off so quickly.
Later on, he adapted both the book and the Twitter account into a play, An Act of God, which was performed on Broadway for two summers and then all over the world.
Javerbaum is always playing his part, saying that he’s in fact working with and for God as a social media manager. He explained why the account is only interested in one person, Justin Bieber: “From what God told me, he only follows close family members. That’s all I could get out of him.”
God made Jacinda and Jacinda banned my anti vax ex hairdresser from operating. :)
If you’re trying to reach the comedy writer and have a little chat with The Almighty, don’t expect too much. He Himself posts a lot and sometimes even re-tweets with a snappy comment but does not participate much in conversations. “God replies to tweets exactly as often as he replies to prayers from other people,” Javerbaum said.
Even though The Tweet of God has many followers and is viewed as “the universe’s most popular unverified Twitter account”, it also went through some bad times. The account got hacked several years ago, which made Javerbaum quit for a year and a half.
Also, Twitter suspended the account twice. One time, he used their blue badge in the background picture without their permission. “And that was just a purely legalistic suspension,” the founder of the account told The Last Laugh. “I was trying to imply that I was verified.”
The second time was in June 2019. “If gay people are a mistake, they’re a mistake I’ve made hundreds of millions of times, which proves I’m incompetent and shouldn’t be relied upon for anything,” the tweet stated. Twitter mistakenly thought of it as anti-gay. “So they got that one wrong and they realized it and I got back on,” the writer explained. “I let them know that their sense of irony had some deficiencies that ought to be corrected.”
Last year, the founder went one step further and created a podcast called Godcast. “Well, I think of it as adapting a character. God is a character that I know very well. And he’s not any bigger of a character than any other character would be. He just happens to be God. But he’s, in many ways, just the cranky old man on the lawn of the universe. And I always thought that a podcast was the ideal form, more so even than Twitter, because it’s the voice of God.”
I wonder if I'd find a good home where they'd keep me. I can be kinda moody and difficult. Don't get along with all hoomans although other dogs, cats and various critters are OK. Not a picky eater. I'm also loyal and protect my family fearlessly. Will not tolerate being crated after my youth. Hope I'd find a dog that would treat me like I always treated them. Paws (guess I would not have fingers) crossed!
So it seems that David Javerbaum is fully engaged with this all-powerful character. Right now, he’s busy with publishing his response to King David’s The Book of Psalms titled The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity’s Total Failure.
At the same time, the account is still going strong and continuing to entertain its followers with piercingly sharp humor. “The only time there would be no material for satire will be in a perfect world. And I don’t see that coming any time soon. I do think that if it were a perfect world, my [in]ability to make fun of it would be a small price to pay,” David Javerbaum said.
And in many cases it's not the opinion itself that others have a problem with, but rather the "fact" you use to base said opinion on. By that I mean that if you used actual facts you most likely wouldn't have that opinion.
Seems like that would be obvious after that garden of Eden fiasco.
Took a while but you showed up in the UK recently. Cheers for that. Now we look like weâre run by American.
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"God, save our baby!" they're crying right now. Yeah, well, dipsh*ts, you didn't follow isolation protocols, and now your toddler is in ICU... I had a bad weekend shift, just ignore me. I'm crankier than Twitter-God!
I hope the toddler makes it - and you get rest
Same. I considered infectious disease as a specialty back in the day, but couldn't handle dying kids, went into research. Much less chance of lying awake.
For those wonder, FYI, RSV is a common virus in children, usually under 2, and rarely causes hospitalization. In fact, if your child under 2-3 has a "cold"? Odds are it's RSV, which stands for Respiratory Syncytial Virus. A syncytium is a bunch of cells stuck together. It's often heard in oncology, but does not necessarily refer to anything cancerous or malignant. RSV commonly causes what we'd refer to in lay terms as "colds", and may develop into pneumonia, as will any respiratory virus (pick one). Deniers love to use it as the culprit, ignoring PCR results proving Covid infection. Peace out.
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Probanly from RSV and how do you know that would have made one lick of difference. John hopkins just released a report that mask and social distancing didn't really help at all. Also if the antibody treatments gave been pulled because they arent effective for the spike protein in omicron just alpha and delta then your shots are useless too. And guess what you work in healthcare people are going die that is just part of it. If you cant take it get out of the kitchen bro. And if you feel so strongly about protocols then when your next patient is 400+ i want you to say i dont feel sorry that you have heart disease and diabetes because guess what its no different. And i am not a troll i just can't take the stupidity anymore
@Leah, ah, you're back. I specifically said *children*, and it wasn't Johns Hopkins. I'm in regular contact. Nor did the Stanford study say that. There is one review, a meta-analysis of the literature, and it was quite insistent on not counting in its review any studies that would contradict the desired outcomes, which makes it BS (Bad Science). BTW, I'm not a bro, I'm a woman, and it's not RSV! FFS, we have PCR tests! IT IS OMICRON. FYI, if you really understood the science, you'd understand why omicron has evaded vaccines (to some extent) and antibodies (which so far hadn't encountered omicron, gee, what a shock to no one in science) and you'd understand that noncompliance is the number one reason *measures don't work*. But since you choose to believe I'm whining? I got into this field to *save lives*. If deaths stop bothering me, then I'm a sociopath! None of us "get over it". We shouldn't! How dare you. *stalks away*
If this WERE God ie someone with a modicum of common sense who says it like it is, promotes equality, cares about the planet and knows the bible is a work of fiction... then I'd probably start going to church.
I have no idea who is behind this account, but I'm glad they are having fun with it.
Hi Jo, â The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles.â Have a good day!
Ieva GailiĹŤtÄ and Mindaugas BalÄiauskas say, right in the article. They explain all about it. Didn't you read it?
smdh, Jo says they have no idea who is behind the god account. I say who it is, Leva and Mindaugas write the name "David Javerbaum," right in the article. And I get downvoted for explaining the name is right there, for them to read, if only they read the article, and then Bacony Cakes agrees that the name isn't there? wtf, people.
The name is back (in three locations in the article). Also, I threw you (Kim Morris) an upvote because other people can be fickle.
That's the people who posted it on this site.
"God, save our baby!" they're crying right now. Yeah, well, dipsh*ts, you didn't follow isolation protocols, and now your toddler is in ICU... I had a bad weekend shift, just ignore me. I'm crankier than Twitter-God!
I hope the toddler makes it - and you get rest
Same. I considered infectious disease as a specialty back in the day, but couldn't handle dying kids, went into research. Much less chance of lying awake.
For those wonder, FYI, RSV is a common virus in children, usually under 2, and rarely causes hospitalization. In fact, if your child under 2-3 has a "cold"? Odds are it's RSV, which stands for Respiratory Syncytial Virus. A syncytium is a bunch of cells stuck together. It's often heard in oncology, but does not necessarily refer to anything cancerous or malignant. RSV commonly causes what we'd refer to in lay terms as "colds", and may develop into pneumonia, as will any respiratory virus (pick one). Deniers love to use it as the culprit, ignoring PCR results proving Covid infection. Peace out.
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Probanly from RSV and how do you know that would have made one lick of difference. John hopkins just released a report that mask and social distancing didn't really help at all. Also if the antibody treatments gave been pulled because they arent effective for the spike protein in omicron just alpha and delta then your shots are useless too. And guess what you work in healthcare people are going die that is just part of it. If you cant take it get out of the kitchen bro. And if you feel so strongly about protocols then when your next patient is 400+ i want you to say i dont feel sorry that you have heart disease and diabetes because guess what its no different. And i am not a troll i just can't take the stupidity anymore
@Leah, ah, you're back. I specifically said *children*, and it wasn't Johns Hopkins. I'm in regular contact. Nor did the Stanford study say that. There is one review, a meta-analysis of the literature, and it was quite insistent on not counting in its review any studies that would contradict the desired outcomes, which makes it BS (Bad Science). BTW, I'm not a bro, I'm a woman, and it's not RSV! FFS, we have PCR tests! IT IS OMICRON. FYI, if you really understood the science, you'd understand why omicron has evaded vaccines (to some extent) and antibodies (which so far hadn't encountered omicron, gee, what a shock to no one in science) and you'd understand that noncompliance is the number one reason *measures don't work*. But since you choose to believe I'm whining? I got into this field to *save lives*. If deaths stop bothering me, then I'm a sociopath! None of us "get over it". We shouldn't! How dare you. *stalks away*
If this WERE God ie someone with a modicum of common sense who says it like it is, promotes equality, cares about the planet and knows the bible is a work of fiction... then I'd probably start going to church.
I have no idea who is behind this account, but I'm glad they are having fun with it.
Hi Jo, â The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles.â Have a good day!
Ieva GailiĹŤtÄ and Mindaugas BalÄiauskas say, right in the article. They explain all about it. Didn't you read it?
smdh, Jo says they have no idea who is behind the god account. I say who it is, Leva and Mindaugas write the name "David Javerbaum," right in the article. And I get downvoted for explaining the name is right there, for them to read, if only they read the article, and then Bacony Cakes agrees that the name isn't there? wtf, people.
The name is back (in three locations in the article). Also, I threw you (Kim Morris) an upvote because other people can be fickle.
That's the people who posted it on this site.