Have you ever stopped and wondered what God thinks of everything that’s going on in our world today? Well, if you have, you'll be glad to hear that The Almighty has a Twitter account. As of today, it has amassed more than 6.2M devoted fans while He Himself follows only one person on Earth—Justin Bieber.

The Tweet Of God is full of satirical jokes and razor-sharp humor that will hopefully brighten your day and help you let out a laugh or two. With the bio stating “Unverified; unverified”, the account is entertaining the internet with its hilariously witty tweets.

Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts God had to offer, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones! Be sure to let us know what you think about them in the comment section below, and don’t forget to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

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Pearl
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4 months ago

Preach!

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Walking On Sunshine
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4 months ago

God is a feminist. Go God.

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Amy Pattie
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4 months ago (edited)

The Bible literally talks about wearing a veil over your lower face when diseases. I don’t know where Christians find it discrimination when asked to wear one

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The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles. He created the account in 2010 to promote his book, The Last Testament: A Memoir By God. Ironically, many people thought the book was actually a spin-off of the account since the latter took off so quickly.

Later on, he adapted both the book and the Twitter account into a play, An Act of God, which was performed on Broadway for two summers and then all over the world. 

Javerbaum is always playing his part, saying that he’s in fact working with and for God as a social media manager. He explained why the account is only interested in one person, Justin Bieber: “From what God told me, he only follows close family members. That’s all I could get out of him.”

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Moon (She/Her)
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4 months ago

This is the most valid point I've seen in a while

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Moon (She/Her)
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4 months ago

Maybe put it in rice and see what happens?

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Julie C Rose
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4 months ago (edited)

God made Jacinda and Jacinda banned my anti vax ex hairdresser from operating. :)

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If you’re trying to reach the comedy writer and have a little chat with The Almighty, don’t expect too much. He Himself posts a lot and sometimes even re-tweets with a snappy comment but does not participate much in conversations. “God replies to tweets exactly as often as he replies to prayers from other people,” Javerbaum said.

Even though The Tweet of God has many followers and is viewed as “the universe’s most popular unverified Twitter account”, it also went through some bad times. The account got hacked several years ago, which made Javerbaum quit for a year and a half. 

Also, Twitter suspended the account twice. One time, he used their blue badge in the background picture without their permission. “And that was just a purely legalistic suspension,” the founder of the account told The Last Laugh. “I was trying to imply that I was verified.” 

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BlackestDawn
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4 months ago

I just have to applaud this one.

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Auntriarch
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4 months ago

Snort-laugh!

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Monday
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4 months ago

What can we say...we're overachievers!

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The second time was in June 2019. “If gay people are a mistake, they’re a mistake I’ve made hundreds of millions of times, which proves I’m incompetent and shouldn’t be relied upon for anything,” the tweet stated. Twitter mistakenly thought of it as anti-gay. “So they got that one wrong and they realized it and I got back on,” the writer explained. “I let them know that their sense of irony had some deficiencies that ought to be corrected.” 

Last year, the founder went one step further and created a podcast called Godcast. “Well, I think of it as adapting a character. God is a character that I know very well. And he’s not any bigger of a character than any other character would be. He just happens to be God. But he’s, in many ways, just the cranky old man on the lawn of the universe. And I always thought that a podcast was the ideal form, more so even than Twitter, because it’s the voice of God.”

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Bless all the hard working health workers fighting to help these folks get well.

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WannaKnowWhatIThink?DoYa?
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4 months ago

Like cats do

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Buren
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4 months ago

Yes

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So it seems that David Javerbaum is fully engaged with this all-powerful character. Right now, he’s busy with publishing his response to King David’s The Book of Psalms titled The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity’s Total Failure

At the same time, the account is still going strong and continuing to entertain its followers with piercingly sharp humor. “The only time there would be no material for satire will be in a perfect world. And I don’t see that coming any time soon. I do think that if it were a perfect world, my [in]ability to make fun of it would be a small price to pay,” David Javerbaum said.

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Jo Choto
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4 months ago

Amen, God!

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Of course not. Stupid people don't know they're stupid.

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Why didn't you save me, God? Well, I sent you the vaccine.

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Julie C Rose
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4 months ago

The main culprits plan on blasting off in their space penises.

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Luther von Wolfen
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4 months ago

America is the new Babylon.

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Pearl
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4 months ago (edited)

Before he directs you to hell, that is. Antivaxxers should go to hell

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I I
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4 months ago

it's so exhausting

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SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda.
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4 months ago

I agree

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 months ago

Nah, we'll wait till the engine blows and blame nature.

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Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they)
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4 months ago

He's clearly right here, Glasshouse.

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Ann Coffman
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4 months ago

Maybe try the Romans???

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Monday
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4 months ago

Covid is the romantic partner from those crappy Hallmark movies. They'll change for you. They'll follow you around and keep trying even after you say no. They'll use your friends to get to you. They WILL get you one way or another.

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BusLady
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4 months ago

And to give the healthcare workers a long needed break.

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Grant Barke
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4 months ago

Nothing wrong with smiting your enemies, right.

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BlackestDawn
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4 months ago

And in many cases it's not the opinion itself that others have a problem with, but rather the "fact" you use to base said opinion on. By that I mean that if you used actual facts you most likely wouldn't have that opinion.

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BusLady
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4 months ago

D*mn it. There's always paperwork.

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Luther von Wolfen
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4 months ago

Seems like that would be obvious after that garden of Eden fiasco.

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Chris Lehr
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4 months ago

Took a while but you showed up in the UK recently. Cheers for that. Now we look like we’re run by American.

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Rijkærd
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4 months ago

Jesus F*****g Christ you are right.

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Evolution.

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william mcgloin
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4 months ago

Oh damn!!! 😂🤣😭😅

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Daria Z
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4 months ago

Exactly! Unless you're a criminal.

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BusLady
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4 months ago

No, you're not. She just couldn't wait to make heaven a sweeter place.

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ThE MaN
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4 months ago

I bet they'll have a bit of karen in them

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Moon (She/Her)
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4 months ago

Not to mention human decency and common sense

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Steve Fischer
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4 months ago

Republicans, are you listening?

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troufaki13
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4 months ago

Floss as in dental care or the dance?

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BusLady
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4 months ago

But...but the Earth is flat; it says so on the internet.

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