50 Of The Funniest Fatherhood Memes Shared By This Online Community Of Dads

This is the kind support network kids need. Kudos to all the parents involved. 👏👏👏

This is awesome! Soak it all up dad!

LOVE the clean up song!

My daughter called when she was at college, "Dad, I got an MIP(underage alcohol consumption)" Me: "Dumbass", only time I ever had to say that. I said that because we had a conversation about being discreet if she was doing something wrong like that. Went with her to court, made her pay her own fines, but she did call me and I was happy she did. She knew, on the big stuff, I was there for her.

I'm an adult but this would literally keep me occupied for hours.

Sleeping with a dog...same!

This image just gave me heart palpitations 😭

I mean it makes sense, English is weird.

You have to give the important information sooner.

Good for dad. <3

Unfortunately, due to my sister having other teenagers as friends, she understands all the adult jokes I and our parents crack XD.

As the old joke says: where does an 8ft.tall, 400 pound gorilla sit? Anywhere it wants.

My granddaughter has an imaginary friend "Jerkassa"? (Indeterminate spelling). I'm doing child-minding and we are currently designing a birthday card for J's mother "Matewe"?. She just had a temper-tantrum 'cos I spelled it wrong.

Brilliant!

As a parent, I went "whoa... he's loaded".

Did schools ever really compare our parent's signatures across notes/forms? - truly don't think they had time for that.

"What if we made tiny people who always act like they're drunk, and whose hands are always sticky?"

Your 5y probably has knees that still work. I'll do me, you do you.

My dad says it’s to “make sure nothing’s poisoned” haha

Measure twice 🤗

Oh behave, Bob!

If I saw that, I'd be thinking he fell off his tractor and the tractor kept going. The tractor has probably crossed three farms by now.

I use men's 13 in 1

Context is very important.

He understood the assignment

It would be for me, I'm bad at remembering names.

Whoa, you can't just post pictures of my kids like this without my permission!

For me it was usually my husband being an a*s about be taking too long to get ready after I had just chased my 2 toddlers around trying to get them bathed, dressed and French braid ther hair so they can look nice without any help from him.

And she finds EVERY time.

then why am i fat? i'm not a dad

Genius!

At 20 I couldn't imagine what it would be like at 40, now in my 40s and know exactly what 60 is gonna be.

They have accepted you as one of their own. You clearly do have "the rizz."

The sequel to the post that's #19 at this moment: "Me: Nothing is sexier than my husband using his thundering dad-voice to frighten our children into behaving when I've abandoned all hope."

They need it there too

The kids are kicking your a*s, aren't they...

My son still points at my stomach and asks is there is a whole turkey in there. Benn doing that since Christmas.

If they're boys, just have patience. And if they're boys, you'll need it.

Oh yeah baby. I like the one with the backpack

I am currently trying to break the habit of saying what I think he is about to say just to hurry him along. He gets very mad when I do this, so I have been having to practice some serious patience.

Why do we always lose the 10 mm?

I'm oddly proportioned, I feel this

I found tone works far better than volume.

I actually like the heels. Especially toasted.

...or the pounding sound her feet make on the passenger floor board.

Avodado

I've been trying to hang out more with my siblings, and now I understand why my mom is always pissed off and overstimulated. The damn 5 year old -_-.

Then they get wings, and fly all over the place.

No no that's my job. He's the fun clueless one

wait, I don't need to defend the thermostat ?? tell me you are joking or my life is based upon a lie

There's a yellow rose in Texas that I am gonna see.... 🎺🥁

Pretty overdressed for the beach, Dad. Did I say pretty?

Ahhh ffffafafafa shhh

Dad bods are sexy too!

obviously

At least it's not Axe!