I Capture My Marriage And Pregnancy In 35 Honest Comics (New Pics)

I laughed a little too hard at this (edit: thx for all the upvotes!)

What's with censor in writer's name?

But it is funny!

oof

This sounds awfully familiar lol (I'm a white guy, married to a Filipina lol)

🤣🤣

The force is strong in this one :3

Yup, that's how they do it 😂

Costco: the place I go to buy a $10 item and, for some unexplainable reason, walk out with $300 in groceries that I didn't know I needed.

Lol

No pockets!? Surly you have slippery pants with pockets! I hate fake pockets and usually don’t buy anything without them (#StopFakePockets).

I have to agree with her. How do people not feel it (and think to wipe it off, more importantly, and then make an effort to not eat or drink so messily) when they have food or beverage (or snot *shudder*) running down their face? Maybe that’s just my neurodivergence and Highly Sensitive Person qualities talking. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

I can’t help but wonder why parents of toddlers don’t just feed their kids in the bathtub for easier cleanup after foods like spaghetti with tomato sauce. Seems like a good idea to me. As long as you are supervising your kids, obviously

The opposite of when my nephew was being fussy/crying in a breakfast restaurant and my SIL held him up and said, "baby for sale". It got big laughs and people were willing to forgive him for being a baby until he settled down.

There is one of the wavy inflatable person things at the car wash we drive by. My son loves it. He always yells "there's the blue guy!!!" Or "where is the blue guy???". They switched it out for a black one so he yells about the "black guy" he wants to see the dancing "black guy" etc

I love this art style

the scarlet snack box.... SHAME!

OH NO A WORD ISN'T CENSORED!!! IT WILL RUIN EVERYONE'S LIFE/s

My husband: Nononono, you can't eat that snack. It's dirty, it's on the floor. Me: She literally just licked the floor 2 minutes ago. Damage has been done. Child: Screaming for the snack

🎶 Please and thank you, Please and thank you, Say them every day…🎶

Children, the most brutal creatures in existence

So romantic 🥰

Wait until Cocomelon. Or LBB.

LOL

Add licking the glass and you have my weirdo

No judgment

I’m confused: wouldn’t you have noticed that he had pooped in the tub when you were draining it and then cleaned the tub? What’s the problem if you had cleaned it before you took a bath? Am I missing something?

Lol

You're lucky! My twins seem to have a contest who can look the weirdest in a picture, and I can take 20 shots of a "cute" situation and their little, expressive faces will have gone from licking their nose to chewing on their UPPER lip to finger in nose to trying to see their forehead to crying to laughing like the joker to trying to grab the phone - or they'll turn their back on me. They are very cute when they're asleep, though...

I usually just scream ‘EAT IT!’ at my baby sister, who proceeds to whack me on the head with her metal plate and dump mashed potatoes on my shirt

I have never been in a public woman’s bathroom stall that had such low locks on the door that a toddler could reach them. I don’t have any kids, but that is not my point.

The look

Sitting in a completely gray room for 3 hours should help the problem!

Yes! I know it sucks in the moment, but you'll love it in the years that have yet to come, you're even going to miss it!

The first time I gave my kid spaghetti, she started making these gawd awful noises. I honestly thought she was choking. Just about the time I reach her she sneezed. And a spaghetti noodle came out of her nose .....

But whts in the box??

Spraying bodily fluids on you, etc

What’d with the two mouths?

You can have up to five profiles on one account. Including "child-only" profiles. Just saying.

0.o

They don't need to know you stopped pumping. Just say your still do, and take a little break instead ;)