Hello, my name's Pete and ever since I began dating my partner Kellie 5 years ago I've been making her illustrations based on our lives together, to capture the funny things we say and do.

For the first few years no one except Kellie saw them but last year we decided to set up an Instagram page and since then we've been gradually building up a small and loyal following of super lovely, kind people. We've been overwhelmed by how positive and warm the support is.

Now we also have a daughter, Poppy, and the illustrations have become a visual diary of everything, from us deciding to try for a baby, to the tough pregnancy, right through to her being the amazing toddler she is now :)

I think people follow us because our illustrations are a really honest and candid look at relationships and daily life. The situations we show are very relatable and sometimes the kind of things people don't readily discuss. I think the followers also enjoy the combination of very sweet, tender moments interspersed with silly, crude humour.

Kellie and Poppy are a daily inspiration to me, and I love the thought of the 3 of us in years to come looking back at all the illustrations and cherishing the happy and funny memories.

More info: Instagram

#1

The Time I Had Just Got Out Of The Bath And Didn't Realise I Was Exposing Myself Whilst Watching TV

The Time I Had Just Got Out Of The Bath And Didn't Realise I Was Exposing Myself Whilst Watching TV

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Allana Rose
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a rare glimpse of the dreaded trouser snake in his natural element.

varwenea
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so graphically hilarious. *applause*

Seong Jin
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom walked by when I looked at this ;;

Lily Panda
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At work scrolling fast past this one lol

LavenderZ
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha it looks so me and my boyfriend too!!!! Even the hairstyle of the boyfriends are the same LOL!

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    #2

    Warm Nights

    Warm Nights

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    varwenea
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's way sweeter than us. I say, "Ewwww. too hot, too hot, go away." as I roll to the other side of the bed.

    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dying old people".... hahahahaha! So true!

    Mibo Dumplings
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eight year old sister and i do this instead of cuddling

    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I do this too! Though hands get sweaty too. I hate when it is too hot to cuddle. I love our cuddle time every night before we go to sleep!

    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a chronically "IT'S too hot in here" person this is sooo spot on. Then in cold weather I can't move because I become the bed radiator.

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    #3

    When Kellie Is Having A Hard Time I Try My Best To Help Her Through It, Because I Know She'll Do The Same For Me. Take Care Of Each Other, Guys

    When Kellie Is Having A Hard Time I Try My Best To Help Her Through It, Because I Know She'll Do The Same For Me. Take Care Of Each Other, Guys

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    Jessica Bosworth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this sometimes. I thought I was a weirdo.

    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly my partner and I! You seem like a sweet guy! Just like my man!

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this so often, and I knowy partner thinks/acts the same. He is so sweet! Just like you seem to be!

    #4

    When I've Turned Over To Go To Sleep But Kellie Wants Attention: Shit Gets Real Weird

    When I've Turned Over To Go To Sleep But Kellie Wants Attention: Shit Gets Real Weird

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    Loren Kuhn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! I totally do this to my husband!

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    #5

    Anyone Else Do That Thing Where You're So Tired You're Actually Too Tired To Begin The Bedtime Routine, So You Just Continue To Sit There Exhausted?

    Anyone Else Do That Thing Where You're So Tired You're Actually Too Tired To Begin The Bedtime Routine, So You Just Continue To Sit There Exhausted?

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    Candice Kamencik
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know this was a thing, I just thought I was super weird. lol

    Sven Mom
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! You've been watching us!!

    Lakia Hawkins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my hubby sometimes do the same thing LOL

    Jose Baeyens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just sleep on the coach then. (Only problem : you wake up between 1 and 3 AM....totally rested and wide awake.....until 7 AM....)

    rick hctep (Rick45)
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get like that when I used to do long distance driving, I got that tired I could not go to sleep, it used to be terrible but I used to work my way through it for days on end..

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belied by the gadget obsessions.

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    #6

    Sometimes Kellie And I Will Be Talking To Each Other When We'll Suddenly Break Out In Spontaneous Silent Dancing

    Sometimes Kellie And I Will Be Talking To Each Other When We'll Suddenly Break Out In Spontaneous Silent Dancing

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    Nigel Brown
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These should have stayed private...they are not funny .just lewd ..

    Enomfon Asuquo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are hilarious if you don't like them then leave

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    #7

    Spooning Technique No.73

    Spooning Technique No.73

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    varwenea
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it the octopus too!!!

    Jeeves
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must've embrace the octopus. FEEEEEEL it with your soul. Only then shall you truly become... the OCTOPUS.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it the "he is cold and stealing my body heat"

    mewmew34
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's basically what John does. Arms and legs everywhere.

    Ie Va
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will call this octopus from now on.

    #8

    When Kellie Is About To Give Me A Massage And Is Applying The Oil/lotion, She Pretends She's A Guy Ejaculating On Me

    When Kellie Is About To Give Me A Massage And Is Applying The Oil/lotion, She Pretends She's A Guy Ejaculating On Me

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    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p, now everyone in the office is looking at me. Too damn funny.

    Susan Gardner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love you two! Sense of humor sooo important

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign of a porn-oriented couple. But the free imagination, openness and sharing is a good model.

    #9

    Kellie Sometimes Does This Weird Thing Where She Bares Her Teeth And Gums - We Call It The Old Dog Face - And Stares At Me In Silence Waiting For Me To Notice

    Kellie Sometimes Does This Weird Thing Where She Bares Her Teeth And Gums - We Call It The Old Dog Face - And Stares At Me In Silence Waiting For Me To Notice

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    Petra Marczis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaah finally! I know someone else also do this :D

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got a lot of people on our Instagram admitting they do this too. Apparently it's pretty common :D

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    Jen Chandler
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has done this all my life but only when I'm trying to tell her something really important. Lol

    Brandi Walker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda my sister's face when she farts and she's is trying not to laugh and she just stares at you to see if/when you will notice.

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows he needs a response. just doesn't have one.

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    #10

    The Time I Didn't Realize I Had A Hole In My Pants And My Balls Were Hanging Out

    The Time I Didn't Realize I Had A Hole In My Pants And My Balls Were Hanging Out

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO~!!!

    Annemarie Elshout
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG OMG OMG THAT IS MY MAN!! DING DONG DING DONG HE SAYS!

    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Didn't realize"...LOL this is how my hubby flirts.

    Amy Hale
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God, it was like reading about me and my husband! Last night I pounced on him after a shower when I didn't have a towel, rubbed myself up and down saying "yeah, you know you love a wet f****e". I always get told off for pretending to hump him from behind. Love it - you guys are awesome! x

    Annemarie Elshout
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it never happens to my underwear...my labia does not peep out of a hole in my panty

    Janet Davis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you not realize this?

    Shan Kissdani
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    8 years ago

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    Why did I just wasted my time?

    #11

    Recently The 3 Of Us Were Involved In A Nasty Car Crash. Betty, Our Honda Civic, Protected Us And Made Sure None Of Us Were Hurt, But She Was Too Damaged To Salvage

    Recently The 3 Of Us Were Involved In A Nasty Car Crash. Betty, Our Honda Civic, Protected Us And Made Sure None Of Us Were Hurt, But She Was Too Damaged To Salvage

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    Claire
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to hear you're okay!

    Brandy Boykin Gardner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same happened to me in november. Me and my two little girls. We were all fine minus bumps and bruises on just me and i'm thankful to my little car for protecting my children. My car had to go to the car cemetary too.

    Katie Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually very sad. Two of my vehicles have give their life for me :(

    Mark Kelly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you are ok. I like Honda and have an Acura RSX Type-S with a turbo. Hope you get another Honda.

    Rogue Angel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betty the Hero.! I had a car that saved me and my children from being crushed by a quarry lorry. It didn't have power steering, but thankfully, it was built solidly.

    mewmew34
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the Going Merry in One Piece. :( She saves everyone but then can't go on any longer. T_T

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    #12

    Most Days When I Get Home From Work Poppy Wants To Play Tea Parties With Me. We Pretend To Pour The Tea And Eat Cake And It's Adorable To Watch Her

    Most Days When I Get Home From Work Poppy Wants To Play Tea Parties With Me. We Pretend To Pour The Tea And Eat Cake And It's Adorable To Watch Her

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    michael ostia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice one i love it....http://pasted.co/f4764890

    Dolly Clinard
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my dad would have done this with me as a child. It's so beautiful to know that you do play tea party with your little girl

    N.m
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish it was like that now. Now most parents are on their phone..

    Mia Rennie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you've got to be a man to do it

    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A real dad plays tea-time with his kid! (And is a model for a young young make-up artist ;-) )Good for you!

    #13

    The Time Kellie Was In The Garden And Caught Me Flexing In The Mirror Post-Workout

    The Time Kellie Was In The Garden And Caught Me Flexing In The Mirror Post-Workout

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    BRTiger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is your bathroom open to the garden anyway?

    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner does not do this in secret, he does it with me in the same room on purpose!

    Mark Kelly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet if the roles were reversed it'd be body shaming.

    #14

    Sometimes I Sleep In Weird Positions

    Sometimes I Sleep In Weird Positions

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    Bunnies are better!!
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like a crime scene-someone get the chalk!!

    WhiteFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND HERE I WAS THINKING THAT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO DO THAT

    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always sleep in this position! Only with the lower leg stretched

    mewmew34
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing. I've seen far stranger positions. XD

    Shaheris Suhel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only way I can sleep...I will add pillow to put my leg on.

    Emma Rhys
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep in a similar position. It's the recovery position, more or less. It keeps your airways open, the bent knee stops the body rolling any further and the hand supports under the head. Plus, it's just darn comfy :P

    Réa Julien-Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh tlso much I spilt my tea!

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    #15

    Kellie Does The Most Amazing Job Raising Poppy. She Dedicates Every Waking Moment To Making Poppy Happy And I Couldn't Be More Proud Of Her. We Love You Mummy

    Kellie Does The Most Amazing Job Raising Poppy. She Dedicates Every Waking Moment To Making Poppy Happy And I Couldn't Be More Proud Of Her. We Love You Mummy

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    Sasy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a card, I can imagine it selling really well on Mothers Day or just because its relevant days ♥ it is perfect

    Jerry Soprano
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are soo cute. Make me wonder how you guys look like?! Maybe post selfies for all of us please :)

    #16

    When Either Of Us Is Ill We Always Buy Each Other Grapes And Fresh Orange Juice, Like It's A Magical Cure For Every Illness

    When Either Of Us Is Ill We Always Buy Each Other Grapes And Fresh Orange Juice, Like It's A Magical Cure For Every Illness

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    Mia Rennie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me it's chocolate and milkshakes.... am I unhealthy?.... nah

    #17

    About 2AM Poppy Comes Into Our Bed. This Is Her Preferred Sleeping Position

    About 2AM Poppy Comes Into Our Bed. This Is Her Preferred Sleeping Position

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are having the same nights those days ^^ The problem is that my daughter is growing fast, I wonder how long I'll still have a spot in the bed! :)

    bloggergirl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok foot in the dads face head in mums nice arrangement

    ADHORTATOR
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my daughter did the same...combined with Chuck Norris-like kicks against my head in the middle of the night

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    Mibo Dumplings
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POPPY IS THE MOST ADORABLE NAME EEEEEE

    #18

    We Would Just Gaze At Her Lovingly For Hours

    We Would Just Gaze At Her Lovingly For Hours

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    Claire Mellusco
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yes! Hubby gets home on a Friday and does this. I've seen nothing else for the past 120 hours just let me have a bit of chill out time!

    Tim Douglass
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss those days. Mine are all in their 20s now.

    Lauren Southwood
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a meme, it's so true! Lol

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    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately we can not have a kid yet because of my illness. But I can look at newborns and my niece and nephew (even though they are now 4 and 8) all day long. It is the best! Together with looking at my partner <3

    #19

    Sometimes She Can Be A Bit Of A Silly Bum, But I Do Bloody Love Her

    Sometimes She Can Be A Bit Of A Silly Bum, But I Do Bloody Love Her

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    Rogue Angel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my partner a silly bum too.

    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even through these illustrations, I feel the love between the two (/three) of you!

    #20

    Kellie And I Are Both Ridiculously Insecure People

    Kellie And I Are Both Ridiculously Insecure People

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    Rogue Angel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get like that too. And the whole 'Would I do/buy/give/say ____ if I didn't love you' answer is not an answer. Just so you know.

    Allana Rose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is a first time they both had a real relationship?

    #21

    Monday Never Comes (My Weakness Is Chocolate Ice Cream, Kellie's Is Crisps, Chips)

    Monday Never Comes (My Weakness Is Chocolate Ice Cream, Kellie's Is Crisps, Chips)

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    Galeanthropy2017
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this as Monday becomes never...

    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. The line from the Mad Hatters tea party with Alice. "Jam yesterday and jam tomorrow, but never jam today"

    #22

    Kellie And I Were In A Coffee Shop When She Noticed I Had A Single Long White Hair Sprouting Out Of One Of My Eyebrows

    Kellie And I Were In A Coffee Shop When She Noticed I Had A Single Long White Hair Sprouting Out Of One Of My Eyebrows

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    Rike Im-Vogelnest
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA ...I know that... boyfriends awsome eyebrow hairs :D

    Tim Douglass
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as you get older it only gets worse!

    Jerry Soprano
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've experienced that. On my husband's ear LoL.

    Mark Hows
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get one of these in the middle of my forehead. I tell people that I'm a trainee unicorn.

    Jewel Farmer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha!! I found one of those hairs near my hubby's neck and thought it was just a hair that fell. Yank! Oops, it was still attached. x3

    Rogue Angel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner's eyebrows are like that, they stick out and up and can be ginger, white or black. He lets me pluck them.

    #23

    Kellie Likes It When I Do Chores

    Kellie Likes It When I Do Chores

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    dankay01
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relationship goals...........sigh.

    Wezbie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Poorly' is a nother word for when you're ill/sick :)

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA - you have the perfect relationship !!

    #24

    Kellie And Poppy Are Staying At Nanny's This Week. I'll Be Sitting By Myself Singing Celine Dion

    Kellie And Poppy Are Staying At Nanny's This Week. I'll Be Sitting By Myself Singing Celine Dion

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    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for more ice cream!

    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner is going on a vacation next year for 2 weeks (I can’t travel because of my illness, but I want him to experience a beautiful vacation). But at the same time I don’t want him to go, I already miss him when he has a nightshift! Let alone 2 weeks! I’m going to cry so much! Haha.

    Katie Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have make sure I plan things for husband and dog when I leave for a few days because husband is an extreme introvert and will hide out!

    Mark Kelly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Why don't you relax and take it easy.

    Zas Shroom
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah, my bf does the same :D

    #25

    Every Morning We Wake Mummy Up Like This

    Every Morning We Wake Mummy Up Like This

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    #26

    Spooning Technique No. 27 - The Bear Grab

    Spooning Technique No. 27 - The Bear Grab

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    #27

    When I Try And Be Sexy But Just Look Like A Particularly Feminine Girl

    When I Try And Be Sexy But Just Look Like A Particularly Feminine Girl

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    Dragos Valentin Radulescu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because men find it weird and silly to look sexy... The only sexy we know is the funny female poses. And thats just for fun.

    Emy Reynoso
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband...aaaalways a slutty hoe lol

    #28

    Over 30 Hours Of Labor Summed Up In One Illustration. You Did Brilliantly Kellie. I Love You

    Over 30 Hours Of Labor Summed Up In One Illustration. You Did Brilliantly Kellie. I Love You

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    Mirtha Treviño
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see you are so in love and appreciative of her <3

    Janine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's go home they'll never find us" x'D

    #29

    Kellie Always Supports Me Through My Latest Crisis Of Confidence

    Kellie Always Supports Me Through My Latest Crisis Of Confidence

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    #30

    Spooning Technique No. 83 - The Accidental Knees

    Spooning Technique No. 83 - The Accidental Knees

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    varwenea
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid of the rough knee hairs and sandpaper knee skin.

    Waxwork
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the elbow skin that scares me. You could sandpaper oak with my hubbies elbows.

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    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get an arm / elbow in my face because my head is too far to his side haha. No problem with knees though!

    Helene Signe Lund Bengtsson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the new military weapon... pointy knees... pure evil.

    #31

    And They Say Romance Is Dead

    And They Say Romance Is Dead

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    Lucine K
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is family fingerbang?

    Aubrie Allen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, fingerbanging is not supposed to be a family activity!

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    #32

    Kellie Drops Food On Herself Literally Every Mealtime, And Is Still Surprised Each Time It Happens

    Kellie Drops Food On Herself Literally Every Mealtime, And Is Still Surprised Each Time It Happens

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    Helene Signe Lund Bengtsson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like her sarcasm like "oh, it happend again. *sigh*"

    Emy Reynoso
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me... whenever I dress in white... all the daaaamn time

    daniellabob
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might want to practice in front of mirror first!!!!

    Ja Legge
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly why I haven't wore a white shirt the last 20 yrs. final straw was when I cut my finger with the same shirt on.

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I have just replaced my third white T shirt this year.

    #33

    I Love Carrying Poppy

    I Love Carrying Poppy

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    #34

    Kellie's Belly Has Developed A Soft Coating Of Hair During Pregnancy, Like A Baby Chicken

    Kellie's Belly Has Developed A Soft Coating Of Hair During Pregnancy, Like A Baby Chicken

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken belly! Love it!

    Nins Mins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it to keep the baby warm?

    Z
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O_o another horrifying thing people forget to tell you happens during pregnancy?

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Not as bad as I've drawn here, but she got a fine soft coating of hair on her belly for a little while ^_^

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    #35

    If You Say 'cheers' To Poppy When She Has A Drink She'll Clink Her Cup With Yours. It's Super Adorable

    If You Say 'cheers' To Poppy When She Has A Drink She'll Clink Her Cup With Yours. It's Super Adorable

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    #36

    Kellie Finds It Funny The Way I Always Use Two Towels When I Get Out Of The Bath Or Shower. I Thought Everyone Did?

    Kellie Finds It Funny The Way I Always Use Two Towels When I Get Out Of The Bath Or Shower. I Thought Everyone Did?

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    Candice Kamencik
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird! I use two as well, but one's for my hair, cause it needs its own.

    bookfan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use three. one for my hair, one for my legs, and one for my boobs.

    Ie Va
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband. Sometimes three.

    Anna Lambert
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend does the same thing. I find it so cute !

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    #37

    Our First Day At Home With Poppy

    Our First Day At Home With Poppy

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    Marzo Florida
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blush on each of their cheeks is cute<3

    #38

    Poppy Isn't A Big Fan Of Sleeping. Once, The Only Way We Could Get Her To Fall Asleep Was By Kellie Getting Into Her Cot Too And Laying Beside Her. I Walked Into The Nursery To Check On Them And Kellie Was Squeezed Into The Cot Reading Her Phone, Afraid To Move

    Poppy Isn't A Big Fan Of Sleeping. Once, The Only Way We Could Get Her To Fall Asleep Was By Kellie Getting Into Her Cot Too And Laying Beside Her. I Walked Into The Nursery To Check On Them And Kellie Was Squeezed Into The Cot Reading Her Phone, Afraid To Move

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    Erin Powell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there! I actually did climb out, though -- VERY carefully!

    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the same reason cat ladies without children will sacrifice anything to not wake a sleeping kitty in their lap.

    #39

    Whenever Kellie Is Unwell She Makes Sure To Keep Me Posted With Regular Updates On Her Condition

    Whenever Kellie Is Unwell She Makes Sure To Keep Me Posted With Regular Updates On Her Condition

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    Melissa Boone
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just went through this XD Got the same look, too.

    #40

    This Is Actually How Kellie And I Talk To Each Other

    This Is Actually How Kellie And I Talk To Each Other

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    #41

    Multitasking

    Multitasking

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    Carl Andrew
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this! I sometimes pretend to go the loo just so I can have 5 min peace.

    Edele Andaya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My david does this! I'm surprised he hasn't dropped his phone in the loo

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he have such perfect aim?

    #42

    Sorry For The Lack Of Posts Over The Last Few Days, Normal Service Is Resumed. Here's Kellie Shaming Me When I Forgot To Flush The Toilet Once

    Sorry For The Lack Of Posts Over The Last Few Days, Normal Service Is Resumed. Here's Kellie Shaming Me When I Forgot To Flush The Toilet Once

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    Patricie Sh.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does that all the time, that's how I know he DOES drink enough. :/ :D

    Aysha Barber
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time... "Drink less coke man"

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have a big glass of water next to me I drink.

    #44

    Sometimes At Night I'll Accidentally Scratch Kellie With One Of My Sharp Disgusting Toenails

    Sometimes At Night I'll Accidentally Scratch Kellie With One Of My Sharp Disgusting Toenails

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    Candice Kamencik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, yes. Sometimes I feel like my bf is getting ready to snatch his dinner out of a lake with his talons. Cut those things! D:

    Sarah Blanche Brinsfield
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's toenails are out to get me! He thinks it's a game or something. I never win.

    Nins Mins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Edward Scissorhands, but instead a foot :o

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toenails are trimmed and look good.

    #45

    Kellie And I Call Each Other All Kinds Of Pet Names. This Is A Text Conversation We Had Today

    Kellie And I Call Each Other All Kinds Of Pet Names. This Is A Text Conversation We Had Today

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    #46

    Ready For Sleepy Times

    Ready For Sleepy Times

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    Melissa Boone
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine makes a moat of c**p around himself and I have to clear it off to get into bed.

    Maré Freitas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! What is it with you men! I relate on so many levels!

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over here it’s the other way around! Haha. Only all the stuff is on his side!

    #47

    I Love Reading Bedtime Stories To Poppy So Much. They're Some Of My Most Cherished Memories

    I Love Reading Bedtime Stories To Poppy So Much. They're Some Of My Most Cherished Memories

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    Sarah Lennie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have those books, the kids loved them! It's just about time to move them on now though...they grow too fast.

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bedtime stories are cute and cherished moments for both, when she is growing up / has grown up!

    #48

    Just As I'm Getting Sleepy Kellie Gets Silly And Craves Attention. Occasionally She Might Pretend To Penetrate Me

    Just As I'm Getting Sleepy Kellie Gets Silly And Craves Attention. Occasionally She Might Pretend To Penetrate Me

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    Sylvia Matusikova
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to f**k my BF too..isnt it strange? And i am heterosexual :)

    Janet Davis
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    8 years ago

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    No...this is just weird. And rude to keep your mate from sleeping when tired....

    #49

    Pete Spends So Long In The Bath Reading His Phone That Kellie Wonders If He's Dead

    Pete Spends So Long In The Bath Reading His Phone That Kellie Wonders If He's Dead

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    Candice Kamencik
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too. I'm particularly proud as I have managed to not drop my phone/ereader in the tub - yet. lol Good luck with yours!

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they have had to make phones waterproof! This guy will use his phone anywhere!

    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me in the Jacuzzi. Though sometimes it's a book.

    #50

    When I Say 'ah, Gentle' Poppy Strokes My Beard Softly

    When I Say 'ah, Gentle' Poppy Strokes My Beard Softly

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    #51

    Sometimes When Kellie Is Doing Stuff And She Bends Over I Say 'parp' As If She's Farted

    Sometimes When Kellie Is Doing Stuff And She Bends Over I Say 'parp' As If She's Farted

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    Lucine K
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha!!nice to have a sense of humour

    Rob Stanfield
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your fart, sorry art, makes us want to make my wife and I meet yall when we come to the UK, might need to get some bodyguards to save you from the coming US invasion. No clue at all as to what region we will be booking our tickets from.

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    #52

    The Time Kellie Had A Single Hair On Her Lip

    The Time Kellie Had A Single Hair On Her Lip

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... lived to tell about it - that is what is most impressive ☺

    #53

    A Few Weeks Ago I Picked Up A Nintendo Switch And I've Been Enchanted By Zelda Ever Since. Kellie Has Lost Me In The Evenings To It

    A Few Weeks Ago I Picked Up A Nintendo Switch And I've Been Enchanted By Zelda Ever Since. Kellie Has Lost Me In The Evenings To It

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    Dee Laking
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had same "problem" here.. but it's such a beautifully done game.

    GlassOfWater
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno why but Twilight Princess has always been my favourite Zelda game...

    #54

    Kellie Gets Playful When I Want To Sleep

    Kellie Gets Playful When I Want To Sleep

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    Candice Kamencik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I've found a new game to play now. lol

    Janet Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife obviously doesn't work in the mornings which is why she's okay with keeping you from getting sleep.

    #55

    Spoon Techniques

    Spoon Techniques

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    #56

    The Time Kellie Woke Up When I Was Reading My Phone, And In Her Confused Sleepy State Thought I Was Reading Her Phone. She Had No Recollection Of Any Of It Come Morning

    The Time Kellie Woke Up When I Was Reading My Phone, And In Her Confused Sleepy State Thought I Was Reading Her Phone. She Had No Recollection Of Any Of It Come Morning

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    #57

    Pete Gets Down Sometimes

    Pete Gets Down Sometimes

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    #58

    If Kellie Is In A Bad Mood Or Having A Rubbish Day, My Default Plan Of Action Is To Offer Her A Nice Cup Of Tea

    If Kellie Is In A Bad Mood Or Having A Rubbish Day, My Default Plan Of Action Is To Offer Her A Nice Cup Of Tea

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    Amber Ice
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD whats up with her boobs in this one? Though day indeed...

    Michael Adams
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FIRST time I went to London England (From Kentucky/Ohio...) The first thing anyone said to me after I got to my internship was "Would you like a cup'a tea?"...I laughed really hard. Was the most British thing anyone has ever said to me and it also happened to be the first thing any British person ever said to me in person outside of Airline staff and taxi driver.

    #59

    As Poppy Is Getting Older (And Has Teeth) Breastfeeding Is A Little More Painful For Kellie At Times

    As Poppy Is Getting Older (And Has Teeth) Breastfeeding Is A Little More Painful For Kellie At Times

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    Sarah Lennie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's still easier to boob feed ( presuming you've worked things out). If you take them off when they bite, they soon get the message.

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    #60

    Anyone Else Incredibly Fussy About Bananas? For Me They Have To Be Completely Yellow - Not Green - And Have Absolutely No Brown Spots. Kellie Likes Them Almost Totally Covered In Brown Spots, The Weirdo

    Anyone Else Incredibly Fussy About Bananas? For Me They Have To Be Completely Yellow - Not Green - And Have Absolutely No Brown Spots. Kellie Likes Them Almost Totally Covered In Brown Spots, The Weirdo

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    Candice Kamencik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like them when they are just starting to turn yellow. They have to be a bit green to have a good texture for me. After that, they're too soggy. Eww.

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bright yellow nearly green is the only way I will eat them. Any brown spots and they are only good for Banana bread

    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brothers wife likes when the peeling has a lot of brown.

    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh my husband always try to throw away fruit that's still fine. Especially bananas...yet always eats the resulting cake when I stop him!

    Andrew Kurkovsky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with me. I eat them when they just started to turn yellow.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like when they begin to get spots.

    Kaitlin Barnett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're sweetest with some brown spots. But some prefer them firmer and with a bit of tang to them.

    #61

    Poppy's First Swim, And Someone Does A Poo In The Pool

    Poppy's First Swim, And Someone Does A Poo In The Pool

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    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is one of the main reasons, I will not swim in a public pool!

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    #62

    I Love To Snack On Nuts, Kellie Says I'm Like A Squirrel

    I Love To Snack On Nuts, Kellie Says I'm Like A Squirrel

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat disturbing but hilarious ☺

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one! Very well drawn! (The rest is too, don’t get me wrong!)

    #63

    Working Out At Home Means Kellie Is Always On Hand To Offer Support And Encouragement

    Working Out At Home Means Kellie Is Always On Hand To Offer Support And Encouragement

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    #64

    This Is Kellie's Way Of Telling Me I Have Bad Breath

    This Is Kellie's Way Of Telling Me I Have Bad Breath

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My laughter scared my cats ... hahaha

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bacteria are s******g in your mouth all night.

    #65

    Little Farts

    Little Farts

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    Candice Kamencik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy I'm not the only girl who likes to be the "big spoon"!

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! Especially when they stink! (Awake and asleep!)

    Lucine K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it silent or loud? 😂😂

    #66

    My Cold Feet Annoy Kellie

    My Cold Feet Annoy Kellie

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    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny! I always hear this. Yet, I am always cold and my partner is always warm, so he does not mind my cold body(parts) against him!

    Emy Reynoso
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my case its the opposite lol im the cold feet one

    #67

    Occasionally When Kellie Bends Over To Do Something I'll Start Pretending To Hump Her, Only This One Time She Happened To Be Bending Over To Get A Hot Tray Out Of The Oven

    Occasionally When Kellie Bends Over To Do Something I'll Start Pretending To Hump Her, Only This One Time She Happened To Be Bending Over To Get A Hot Tray Out Of The Oven

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    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fart-joke in this case would've been better...

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking made my ex super horny too. And he wondered why he wasn't allowed in the kitchen.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you think that if she is going into an oven it's unsafe?

    #68

    Poppy Helps Me Throw Her Nappies (Diapers) Away. I Say 'bye Bye Poo-Poo' And She Drops The Bag Into The Bin

    Poppy Helps Me Throw Her Nappies (Diapers) Away. I Say 'bye Bye Poo-Poo' And She Drops The Bag Into The Bin

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    #69

    We Bought Two Multipacks Of Differently Flavored Magnum Ice Creams. Kellie Lost Her Shit When I Ate One Of 'her' Ones

    We Bought Two Multipacks Of Differently Flavored Magnum Ice Creams. Kellie Lost Her Shit When I Ate One Of 'her' Ones

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's mine in mine and what's yours is mine." But only applies to hubby.

    #70

    Spooning Technique No. 58 - The Life Jacket

    Spooning Technique No. 58 - The Life Jacket

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    #71

    When You Have To Go Back To Work But You're Still Breastfeeding

    When You Have To Go Back To Work But You're Still Breastfeeding

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    #73

    Bedtimes

    Bedtimes

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    #74

    Kellie And I Are Both Hypochondriacs - We've Constantly Got A List Of Minor Ailments That We Like To Moan To Each Other About, Like Some Kind Of Weird Competition

    Kellie And I Are Both Hypochondriacs - We've Constantly Got A List Of Minor Ailments That We Like To Moan To Each Other About, Like Some Kind Of Weird Competition

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the overlapping text bubbles its cool

    Susan Gardner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect partner for each other. If only...

    #75

    Pretty Much Every Night Before Bed Kellie And I Brush Our Teeth Together, Every So Often Pulling Silly Faces As We Go

    Pretty Much Every Night Before Bed Kellie And I Brush Our Teeth Together, Every So Often Pulling Silly Faces As We Go

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    #76

    Poppy's First Tentative Steps With Mummy

    Poppy's First Tentative Steps With Mummy

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    #77

    Kellie And Baby Both Hiccuping Like Crazy

    Kellie And Baby Both Hiccuping Like Crazy

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    #78

    Sometimes Kellie Will Be Cooking Dinner And Burning It, Setting Off The Smoke Alarm. She'll Then Get Irrationally Annoyed At The Smoke Alarm

    Sometimes Kellie Will Be Cooking Dinner And Burning It, Setting Off The Smoke Alarm. She'll Then Get Irrationally Annoyed At The Smoke Alarm

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    Shana
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke alarm makes me angry too :P Especially when it announces the batteries are almost dead by nonstop beeping... in the middle of the night... Try turning that thing off while you're still half asleep and rushing to get that thing off before everyone else is awake :P (I've knocked the entire thing, alarm+holder+screws+plugs from the wall 2x now)

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they always announce a weak battery at night...so I fixed ours with a magnet (rooms are 2,75 m high)..if they beep, I take them down with my Bokken (don't ask...) in only a second.

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    #79

    Sometimes When Kellie And I Facetime We Pretend To Feed Each Other

    Sometimes When Kellie And I Facetime We Pretend To Feed Each Other

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    #80

    Kellie Discovered Some Hard Truths About Giving Birth

    Kellie Discovered Some Hard Truths About Giving Birth

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    Kira Leseman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truths like these make me happy that I got spayed and never had kids..

    Lola Wallace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean they cut you?

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they create a cut to widen the vagina so it doesn't tear during childbirth - the tears can get pretty ugly and even all the way don to the b******e so it's better to have a neat incision that can be sewed up nicely

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    mewmew34
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    8 years ago

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    Things like this are why I'm never having kids.

    #81

    Pretty Standard Conversation For Us

    Pretty Standard Conversation For Us

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    #82

    Chilling Out Together On The Living Room Rug

    Chilling Out Together On The Living Room Rug

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    #83

    So We Have This Nice Table From Habitat And Kellie Decided Whilst Changing The Batteries In The Smoke Alarm That It Would Be Totally Fine To Stand Right On The Edge Of It. It Didn't End Well, Folks

    So We Have This Nice Table From Habitat And Kellie Decided Whilst Changing The Batteries In The Smoke Alarm That It Would Be Totally Fine To Stand Right On The Edge Of It. It Didn't End Well, Folks

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    #84

    Poppy Can Be A Wilful Little Madam When She Wants To Be

    Poppy Can Be A Wilful Little Madam When She Wants To Be

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    #85

    Poppy Likes To Ride The Mummy Pony. Kellie And I Both Sing It And She Giggles As She Bounces

    Poppy Likes To Ride The Mummy Pony. Kellie And I Both Sing It And She Giggles As She Bounces

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    #86

    Kellie Asked Me To Help Get Rid Of A Pesky Cranefly (Also Know As Daddy Long Legs)

    Kellie Asked Me To Help Get Rid Of A Pesky Cranefly (Also Know As Daddy Long Legs)

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg - lol

    Mark Kelly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab it by it's wings and set it outside.

    Kim M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't call those Daddy-long-legs. We call them mosquito catchers.

    Kim M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I just read up on them and they don't catch mosquitoes :(

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    Kit Gundy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when I was little, there was a crane fly in my room and it scared me because it looked like a giant mosquito. I looked up giant mosquitos the next day and learned that I had crushed an innocent creature. I felt really bad after that because I was like seven XD

    #87

    Poppy Isn't A Fan Of Sleeping, But If She Absolutely Must Do It Then She'll Do It In My Bed. The Sofa Is My Bed Now

    Poppy Isn't A Fan Of Sleeping, But If She Absolutely Must Do It Then She'll Do It In My Bed. The Sofa Is My Bed Now

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    #88

    A Cat That Lives On Our Street Likes To Occasionally Pay Us A Visit And Shit In Our Garden

    A Cat That Lives On Our Street Likes To Occasionally Pay Us A Visit And Shit In Our Garden

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    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wanker cat" ... hahahahah ... all cats are a******s .. especially my two Freeloaders

    #89

    Poppy Likes To Wash Mummy In The Bath

    Poppy Likes To Wash Mummy In The Bath

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    #90

    When Kellie Went For Treatment On Her Bad Neck And The Physio Was A Huge Beast

    When Kellie Went For Treatment On Her Bad Neck And The Physio Was A Huge Beast

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    #91

    Kellie Isn't Great With Technology

    Kellie Isn't Great With Technology

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    #92

    Every Morning Poppy And I Make Breakfast While Mum Sleeps. I Ask Poppy Where The Weetabix Is And She Looks Up At The Box

    Every Morning Poppy And I Make Breakfast While Mum Sleeps. I Ask Poppy Where The Weetabix Is And She Looks Up At The Box

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    #93

    The Warm Weather Brings The Insects Out But I Take Care Of The Problem

    The Warm Weather Brings The Insects Out But I Take Care Of The Problem

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My place is decorated with blobs with spider legs. The rule is "you can live rent free , but if I see you, the deal is off"! And I say that out loud every time one gets mushed any new tenants that just moved in know I'm not kidding around!

    #94

    Kellie Thinks I Eat Too Much Yogurt

    Kellie Thinks I Eat Too Much Yogurt

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    Enomfon Asuquo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually hate yogurt the textures gross. That probably explains why u don't like jello, pudding, and unmelted marshmellows

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    #95

    Literally 2 Weeks After Dropping Her Phone And Cracking The Screen It's Happened Again. This Time Poppy Got Hold Of It And Innocently Threw It

    Literally 2 Weeks After Dropping Her Phone And Cracking The Screen It's Happened Again. This Time Poppy Got Hold Of It And Innocently Threw It

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    #96

    Sometimes - Usually When I'm Worried About Something - This Happens

    Sometimes - Usually When I'm Worried About Something - This Happens

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    #97

    Kellie Cooks A Superb Lasagne, But Last Night It Tasted Wrong. It Didn't Taste Of Anything Actually. Half Way Through She Revealed We'd Only Had Quorn Mince In The House And She'd Hoped I Wouldn't Notice

    Kellie Cooks A Superb Lasagne, But Last Night It Tasted Wrong. It Didn't Taste Of Anything Actually. Half Way Through She Revealed We'd Only Had Quorn Mince In The House And She'd Hoped I Wouldn't Notice

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    #98

    Kellie Has A Mole On Her Face. If I Say To Poppy 'where's Mummy's Mole?' She Pretends To Tickle It And Says 'tickertickerticker'

    Kellie Has A Mole On Her Face. If I Say To Poppy 'where's Mummy's Mole?' She Pretends To Tickle It And Says 'tickertickerticker'

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    #99

    When Kellie Gets Tired And Needs To Sleep She Rubs Her Eyes Loads Like This

    When Kellie Gets Tired And Needs To Sleep She Rubs Her Eyes Loads Like This

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    Kristel Bijnen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too. And feel like a baby when my eyes get warm, itchy and I rub them like a baby / toddler haha

    #100

    Kellie Drops Food On Herself Literally Every Mealtime, And Is Still Surprised Each Time It Happens

    Kellie Drops Food On Herself Literally Every Mealtime, And Is Still Surprised Each Time It Happens

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    Desiree Ramirez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing I've read! Loved them all :)

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA! Good ole boob shelf. A friend you disnt ask for.