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Imagine this scenario: upon waking up in the morning, you find out that you have overslept and now are late for work, so while pouring a quick cup of coffee you put salt instead of sugar in it. After you've locked the door and went halfway to work in your car, you spot that you are wearing your fluffy pink slippers, that are oh so inappropriate for work. When you've somehow managed to suffer through the day and decide to treat yourself with a nice meal on your way back home, lo and behold, your wallet is nowhere in sight. All pissed off as a bear awaken from its winter slumber you stomp into your house, trip on the doormat, fall and hit your nose, causing you a nosebleed. It definitely sounds like you are terribly unlucky, right?
Not to worry though, as you can always console with other peoples' bad luck and epic fails - all of us do have these kinds of worst days ever. All you can do, really, is get through it, get an early night, start afresh tomorrow, and forget about the sad story called yesterday.
Sometimes though, it's all about perspective. Are things really that bad? Maybe after seeing this list, compiled by Bored Panda, you'll change your mind a bit. Now benefitting from the funny fails of others is not usually something we encourage, but these people are having a really lousy day. So cheer up, it could be worse! Scroll down below to check these unfortunate folks out for yourself, and be prepared to feel some schadenfreude too!
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#1
Nothing But Trouble
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Wholesome, But Still...
#3
Thank You, Facebook
David Viesta 7 years ago
Necessary complement to FB's option: "Want to look back on past birthday memories to see when it all started to go wrong?".
Siddharth Rath 7 years ago
*walks past* *notices* *turns back* "mind if I join?"
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Parmeisan 7 years ago
(Programmer here): I need to know if they went to the effort to make it say "friend" (non-plural) for 1 friend, because if so, they actually put the thought into making sure that 0 friends displayed correctly as plural. Which would mean that somebody realized in advance this dialogue was possible and left it that way.
Parmeisan 7 years ago (edited)
That's pretty mean about the no friends comment, diane a. What if it had been true? Anyway I'm a bit confused by what you're saying but I think that's because you (by your own admission) are confused by what I was saying. I didn't explain it well at all - it was kind of meant to be a programmer joke. But I was referring to the fact that the text on the screen had to be put together in code, where "number of friends" is a variable with a name, for example "numFriends" and there has to be a check or an "if x is true, do y" sort of statement to put the string together. The easiest way is no check at all - the statement is just "[numFriends] friends wished you a happy birthday". That won't be grammatically correct if numFriends is 1, so the next easiest thing is to start with the assumption that numFriends has a non-zero value and use "[numFriends] friend" + (if numFriends > 1 say "s" otherwise say nothing) + " wished you a happy birthday". (1/2 - continued)
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Yeah, show me fckng birthday memories, coz this one is nightmare!
Janetinabasket 7 years ago
And Facebook solicits your friends to wish you a happy birthday! Only a computer can smile that wide while being a total a*****e.
Burt Thomas 7 years ago
Have a happy belated birthday, Gary (It's me, your only friend, Burt!)
Astrid Emery 7 years ago
Hey, maybe no friends wished him a happy birthday, but at least he has friends....
Monika Soffronow 7 years ago
This is something that Facebook would want to deal with. It.should.not.happen
Andrea Delden 7 years ago
Poor you...at least you shouldn’t be reminded of it! Happy Birthday Gary! 💋
ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago
How do we know Gary isn't a serial killer...? "Gary"... if that is your REAL name...
#4
Stolen Porch
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?
#5
A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?
#6
Star Wars Disappointment
#7
This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like
#8
Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment
#9
Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain
#10
My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye
#11
At Least It's Funny For The Dad
The Psycho path 7 years ago
thats why you should check the plant's position before watering it
#12
Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home
#13
We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain
#14
Is There Anything Worse Than This?
#15
New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.
#16
That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days
#17
Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
It would have been hilarious if they had used a "fading" effect font!
#18
Good Luck Using That Excuse
#19
Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No
#20
You Know Life Hates You, When...
#21
Guess I'll Die
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.
#22
Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.
#23
I Don't Need A Full Face Helmet, Karen
#24
Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape s**t is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.
#25
I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice
#26
I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet
Aahzmandus Pervect 7 years ago
He took what was rightfully his, because he is a piece of sh**!
#27
Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All
#28
A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys
#30
A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure
Andres Tejeda 7 years ago
Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.
#31
There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake
#32
Just One Mistype
PickleRick 7 years ago
This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha
#33
My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway
#34
The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy
#35
He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization
#36
Crayons
Roger Haywood 7 years ago
He said "I'm not Happy" and the waiter replied "Well, which one are you then"?
#37
There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down
#38
Ouch, That Must've Hurt
#39
This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding
#40
This Modelling Job Was A Mistake
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Wyndmere 7 years ago
Paul Bunyon is loosing his grip. Old age affects us all, eventually.
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Wyndmere 7 years ago
Paul Bunyon is loosing his grip. Old age affects us all, eventually.
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