40 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Or Cry (New Pics)

Thank you, Mr. Takei, thank you

I love this!

The sad thing is, that she is probably right.

Is it warm and hot and fogs up my glasses, yes. Does it help me know that I am protecting my 8 years old daughter who has me wrapped around her finger and my father in law who has had Parkinson's for over 20 years, YES.

Buuuuurn!

hahaha, awesome response.

This should be higher!

Same reason I'm not going to Hawaii.

This is the perfect metaphor

This is what we all get when a narcissistic psychopath gets elected president...

My son (5) does that without being taught. He understands very much for his age and is such a stickler to rules.

Burnnnnnn🔥

Could I get a copy of the witch's spell?

'avoid like americans avoids masks' is an option

She has a point

We will, we will, mock you!

Exactly.

yo thats cool

She's right. Emphasize how important it is that you stay safe and no American will object to wearing a mask.

Trump is such a visionary.

This is so damm funny. Love when People can lol about themself

A very wise and accurate critique

that last one tho <3

I like this! I like this very much!

I hope the brother didn't get sued or anything. And good for him that he did that! He sounds like a very cool guy to me.

Pepe!

Yes, turns out they knew about the level of stupidity all along....

No, you are not pregnant, you're just fat.

Reminds me of something my MIL said when she got offended that I followed the doctors advice regarding my child instead of hers. And complained that the doctor doesn’t know anything.

Correct!

He's making sure he'll be back!

I am sure there are people out there that would actually do as the sign says.

American war dead from Vietnam is stated at 58,222 and static. Americans deaths from COVID-19 is now 130,000 and climbing. America has the most reported infections, so yeah, I guess we’re “winning” that one.

Guy did this at stop & shop less than 6 feet from me and it was not a short or light cough. I was worried for 2 weeks.

Remember the episode in Season 5 of Doctor Who when it was revealed that there were aliens inside of Earth in 2020? I'll bet it will happen any day now.

I'm a theatre nurse, masks become 2nd nature. Try wearing one whilst scrubbed (not allowed to touch face) and with a runny nose. You soon learn to suck that snot up lol

can relate

It's called Lulworth Cove, the rock formation is Durdle Door. Dorset, on the UK's south coast.

Now layer on living on the top floor of a 6 story NYC walk up and forgetting it (facepalm) - the worst

Death by glamour

Why wait until then? Idiots.

TRF plans to be open.

Failed?

As a Floridian, this is so true it hurts

In Poland there is pretty many people who thinks it's conspiracy against their freedom.

I had come to the conclusion that there were only about 30 people in the world who knew the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and 'there', 'they're' and 'their'. BP makes me think that maybe there are more of us out there and who also think it matters. That gives me comfort in these dark times. Interesting, though, that the people who don't know the difference do seem to be, shall we say, cretinous morons. Interesting correlation, eh?

I'm sorry I laughet so hard, Vincent

I could live with this.

Unfortunately there are many people that seem to be missing the logical part of their brains.

that one took me a while *wince*

Omg, yes!

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, too bad millions of more people need to admit it before you see any improvement.

I love Stanley

Not having your mic muted is the reply-all of 2020

Same applies if you have balls and a remote control guys

We're not recovering......many places in the UK are going back into localised lockdowns.

Absolutely bang on. 'We're in this together' my shiny white a*s

'Add the zest of one lemon...'

Amen.

She is wearing her mask wrong! UNCLEAN! ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, use a mask babe, or your're dying too. The end.

Higher...

If Karen ever deserved a year, its no doubt 2020.

Clear message!

When the elected officials turn out to be the serial killers....

“Let my people gooooooooooo (to the hair salon).”

so attractiveeee