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Forgot your headphones at home? Don’t worry, there’s usually plenty of conversations around to keep you entertained. We’re joking, of course. Listening to them is considered a rude thing to do, but sometimes you can’t help but overhear certain bits and pieces.

The Instagram account ‘Overheard LA’ is dedicated to exactly that. It shares snippets of conversations picked up by people in Los Angeles, and, as you can imagine, they cover everything you could think of. We have gathered some of the most entertaining examples for you to enjoy that offer a glimpse into what it’s like to live in LA. Get your popcorn ready and scroll down for the quotes.

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, this one is brilliant !

SH Holmes
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know why, but I immediately thought of the song "Basket Case".

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Take me to dinner first
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it kinda funny when people instantly assume they're being hit on since someone can actually say they like me and I'll laugh and believe it's a joke

Eujis Lake
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This gives me anxiety... Is there a definite sign of being hit on? I eventually learned to slip in the information early on during a conversation bc I have been shamed for 'keeping the guys hanging'.

Alex S
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she politely responds and then he asks her out and she declines, she'll get accused of being a "prïck tease" for "leading him on". Women can't win.

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YTK
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TIME, FUTURE MOTHER, DO YOU HAVE IT!?

Gary
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2 years ago

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I call cap on this one.

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Chances are, as a kid, you were told not to listen to other people’s conversations. It’s impolite and can make some people really mad, but then why do we still do it? There might be several reasons for that. Plain boredom, for instance. Sometimes we might pick up on a conversation just because there is nothing else to do. A study by O2 covered by The Independent revealed that while using public transportation, for example, nearly 85% of people are eavesdropping on others’ conversations.

Another reason is often curiosity. When you hear someone mention that underground artist you like or share something juicy about a co-worker (not knowing who they are is besides the point), the ears seem to stretch out automatically. No matter the reason, a lot of overheard stories are not kept to oneself. According to The Independent, 74% of people reveal the details they hear to others, and as much as 40% disclose them on social media.

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    A.E. Marlowe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I'll give this a try next time

    Bored Templar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure it's not a hungry and angry Rottweiler

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    Iblowsheep_V3.2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i would bet he'd have gotten the same reaction with a simple "good boy!"

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    P.A. Yearsley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Where was this woman when my x-sister in law decided to elope to a dude she met 11 days earlier. Just so you know, no it didn't end well.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are WORTH IT!

    Casmera Norwich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One-sided conversations nothing new.... Bob Newhart entertained us for decades with these.... :D

    Rigor Moreno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining the friend's face... :D

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. Lawyer would never give free advice. I don't believe this story unless this lawyer came out of the bathroom stall with an invoice for $400.

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    Interestingly enough, hearing ‘half’ of the conversation is often more enthralling than listening to a dialogue. Researchers have found that a phone conversation can really captivate a person’s attention despite only hearing one side of the exchange.

    Other studies revealed that we might not be the only ones capable of and willing to eavesdrop. Some believe dolphins (rough-toothed dolphins or steno bredanensis, to be exact) do too to get information about targets while swimming in tight formations. Eastern gray squirrels eavesdrop on bird chatter to see if the environment is safe.

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Cat is way better than a therapist.

    JESUSLOVESYOU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat talks back she be needing to call a mental hospital

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is the best therapist I've ever had. And I say this as someone who has had a lot of therapy. Therapy is great and important. But my cat is everything.

    BitchinintheBurgh'
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This but I talk to my deaf dog and add wine. Works like a charm

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't argue with the logic. I do that on occasion and highly recommend it :)

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that make you feel?

    Bored&InSchool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and we talk about life": HOOO BOY that's... well I don't know what else to say but really though hoooo boy..

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats love you and never judge anything you say, do or are.👍🏻👍🏻😻❤️

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats constantly judge us-- furthermore, they find us wanting. We're lucky we're soft to nap on and can open cans.

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    ဗSailor Moonဗ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DONT GET HOW PPL THINK OF THESE WITTY COMMENTS ON THE SPOT-

    Michelle M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr. These are comments that come to mind four days later in the shower.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well now I want to know how awful this Greg guy is

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, TECHNICALLY Greg put that in my body, not me.

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    Eavesdroppers might not be doing the right thing but, in a way, they’re working on their listening skills. Despite the ability to hear, some people are not good at retaining the information. It is believed that we remember roughly a quarter to half of what we’re told. Focusing on actively listening to get the full message requires effort, but it can help get a better understanding or form closer connections.

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    bElLa sTairZz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just saw your user, i would like to ask what other kinds of depressed you could be?

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    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the same except i have only one person audience in target - ME!

    JESUSLOVESYOU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to encourage people not discourage people but an up vote because its funny

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes you an influencer still, but with more contrary outcomes. You still had an impact on decision making.

    gerry.garh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm being picky, but "influence" is neutral. You can influence somebody by "encouraging" them to do something, but also, you can "influence" the same person "by discouraging" them from doing the same thing. The most current personification of an influencer is a social media content creator or editor. The reason why have followers could be various and even for opposite reasons; admiration, jealousy, novelty, boredom, ignorance, knowledge, and so on, especially when it's free. When the time comes to pay, followers droop abruptly. Media, sports, music, and film personalities are a little more resilient due to a system that supports them, but their influence also could stop if they screw up and get canceled.

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    James Morris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, I don't take adjustment well.

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    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a joke I don’t understand? If so I’m sorry. The people I know who believe in astrology is 40 or older.

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    Lavi Berko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god. can't believe that people believe in this astrology sh*t. The planets and the moon are just making their way around the sun. it does not control who you are.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, my husband is a leo who's into astrology.

    Elizabeth Tayler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really believe in astrology, but I absolutely believe in Leo's. All bat shite crazyl

    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just like keeping it interesting for you! #BelieveInLeos 😄

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    Full Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is quite limiting. Leo DiCaprio, Leo Sayer......I can't think of any others.

    Nichole Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no this actually tracks with my experience too

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. My ex-wife was really psycho, and she's a Leo!

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it makes sense. Like God's way of classifying people. I'm a Pisces and my horoscope and zodiac sign scare me with their accuracy.

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    There is no need to go eavesdropping on your neighbors, though, if you want to develop better listening skills. In an article for Psychology Today, clinical psychologist Dianne Grande revealed some ways you can become an active listener. Firstly, it’s important to try and understand the situation from the storyteller’s point of view before rushing to judge or take a stance on the matter. It is closely related to the second tip—make sure to let them finish their story first, don’t interrupt.

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I much prefer the more sophisticated way of describing a break up! That way, her words may not necessarily come back to haunt her as some folks’ words might when they get angry, and say things they will regret… keep it classy, and you’ll be fine, you know?

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    TomCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be nice to afford both

    Mingey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Health insurance...didn't pay a euro and visa for the comfy shopping spree!!!!

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    JESUSLOVESYOU
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is she happy about rehab (the employee not the shopper)

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yay star wars! boo misogyny!

    Phil Rewa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should probably learn words before trying to use them.

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Encourage the Star Wars!

    J.Shabadoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for the son for shutting down that noise!

    Jungle Empress 85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are women in Star Wars. Win-win.

    Rocky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kids are getting it, despite the flavor they get.

    Jean Jacket
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesssss, Son! Don't let your creepy dad turn you into another pig!

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    Dr. Dianne Grande also emphasized the importance of showing the speaker that you are focused on them, and repeating certain things in case clarification is needed. It is also useful to ask questions if you have them and summarize the main points to show that they have been understood. Depending on the situation, it can be a good idea to share your personal experiences or opinions, but only after the other person has finished talking.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the shirt doesn't mind who enters it's bottom

    Jessi Lovely
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that may be an inaccurate presentation of bisexual people 😂 😬

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember if it was a B99 joke where Jake said it's bisex and Amy says unisex like U-N-I-sex and he says I wouldn't say no to that. Lololol

    Euris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rachel and Joey when she was dressing him up with a purse for an audition?

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    It's ame Mario
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean what I said, Susan....are these bisexual????

    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All clothing is unisex; gender norms are arbitrary social constructs.

    Dekker451
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All social norms are arbitrary constructs.

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    Maggie Fulton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Trauma footprint.” That’s a phrase I never knew I desperately needed.

    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, same, totally stealing this phrase! It's like when someone asks my brother-in-law if he wants to play a game at a family get-together, and he quickly replies, "No thanks, I have to drive" 😂

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    Jean Jacket
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best response i've ever seen. Spot on!

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    Mrs. EW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a vegan, I absolutely agree.

    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best to just grind them up into organic fertilizer.

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    Vermontah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to eat them. I'll just take the wallet

    JESUSLOVESYOU
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait she wants to eat rich PEOPLE!!!!!! CANNIBAL!!!!

    Temporary Dork
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No meat, but flesh is a different story.

    Jack O'reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i imagine with all that pampering they'd be like wage beef

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to eat them, I just want to crowd them all into the d*ck shaped rocket and blast them into a nebula.

    Joe Reaves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all about ethical consumption. Sometimes to preserve the environment you have to cull things that have no/not enough natural predators and have overrun the environment. In those cases the ethical course of action is to use every part of that thing that you can in order to reduce waste. If they're consuming too many resources and damaging the ecosystem for others, they need to go.

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    Listening to others’ conversations when you probably shouldn’t doesn’t require as much effort as active listening. The snippets in these pictures are all something that was accidentally overheard, as the name of the source implies. It also gives away that the collection is provided by residents of LA, the second largest city in the US. Considering that it’s home to roughly 4 million people, it might be nearly impossible to avoid hearing others talk.

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the goat's defense, they will eat anything so he was doing a taste test!

    Remi Flynne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not wrong. Every adult goat I've ever met (grew up on a farm so it's a fair few) didn't even require things be to actual food items.

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    Natalie H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh a petting zoo!! HELL YEAH!!! 🤗🐔🦆🐴🐄🦙🐐🐖🐑🐇🦝🦫💟

    Angela B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as well it didn't bite Karen. THAT would have been a freaking nightmare!

    Carlos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lionel Messi is biting people now ?

    Cyndi Hafele
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the goat had a reason.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you book a petting zoo for the team ON site? Off site seems much more reasonable.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are pictures of my mom at the petting zoo with a goat that was eating her skirt.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed the trend seems to be "do something controversial and use the backlash as exposure".

    Jungle Empress 85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, that explains it. Influencers absorb exposure like plants absorb sunlight! (But at least plants are useful.)

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    Casmera Norwich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they have good vocabulary usage in LA ......

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Longer if possible. Although you'll still be there so it will still be uncomfortable.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, f people who talk loudly on their phone in a closed public space.

    Lily Langtry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the side of the person not wanting to hear someone else's convo, but the other person's response cracks me up :-D.

    Frank S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us are a-okay with silence.

    Satan Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comeback is funny but still… be decent and hang up. Just don’t take the call. Wait. No one wants to hear you while paying $50 to relax.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually stare at the loud talker until they ask what my problem is. Oh, nothing - I just want to know what happened next.

    JESUSLOVESYOU
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this me because i love loud places

    In addition to sharing quotes from people’s lives, “Overheard LA” helps its followers to find some of them if need be. For example, imagine you go grocery shopping somewhere in Los Angeles and strike up a conversation with a stranger on the vegetable aisle. You might want to talk to the person again, which encourages you to try and find them. Cases like that have happened before and the Instagram account has helped people to reach their mysterious conversationalists. Such situations can be found in their story highlights, named ‘Missed connections’.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parking meter doesn't have to pay rent or buy food now does it?

    Michelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically all it’s money goes to rent…or is a tax in a way…

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    Tim Gearing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down side to being a parking meter is dogs might urinate on you. Hang on, at $2.50/hour, so might does your boss.

    Devil'sAdvocate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *thedevilsadvocate has become a parking meter*

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    It's ame Mario
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm partial to " Have the day you deserve"

    Somebodys grandmother
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My karma yesterday... asking for a new karma right now a few minuts past midnight....

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    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Weird"? That kid must live a seriously deprived life.

    Sabrina Sabrina Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was briefly an au pair for two rich kids, can confirm

    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tragic when a child believes that genuine concern is a rare commodity.

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    2 years ago

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they deserve each other

    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re made for each other

    Lesley Zed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know….these guys with beer bellies, BO and no brains have the nerve to run down perfectly average looking women. Super models wouldn’t even acknowledge them if they rode in the same elevator. Men, look to yourselves before criticizing women. Most of you are no great catch when you’re young let alone middle aged or old!

    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, attitudes tend to be more about choice, those other three factors are more circumstantial.

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    Givemeabreak101
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my word for it, it's weird for the agent too

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    ButFirstCoffee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a few years ago at the airport in Brussels. I was chosen randomly to be physically searched (my hand lugga ge too), but in exchange, I would be bumped in 1st class. I did a standing spread eagle and said outloud: knock yourself out, I haven't been touched in quite some time! The agent was very uncomfortable and did a basic pat. And I got to enjoy life like rich people. The passenger next to me was in the same situation, first time ever in 1st class. So we made a deal: let's say yes to every single thing they will offer us: slippers, blankets, fresh out of the oven cookies, champagne, you name it! Best flight ever!

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think "It's only awkward if you make it awkward" could also work.

    Nayla Kanaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a tsa agent who was like hold on I need to touch your back then proceeded to firmly tap me between the shoulder blades then said ok your good I was wearing a tight shirt WHAT WERE THEY CHECKING FOR

    ဗSailor Moonဗ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this happening to me when i had a seashell in my pocket that I forgot about, luckily she was a woman like me so it wasn’t as awkward as a random man feeling your thighs-

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through the scanner as I told the TSA Agent that I was ticklish and would probably be squirming around like a worm on a hook if I did the pat down.

    Gabby M
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the agent was a woman. I've never seen a male TSA agent pat down a woman. Still an uncomfortable experience though.

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can definitely smell my stress; stress stank is powerful.

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something Niles from "Frasier" would say.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t need deodorant now

    Magnifico Giganticus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made mine into a cologne: Depression For Men

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    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any workout is better than no workout even if it's your last one.

    Robert Bossman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No workout is better than any workout. What's the point of living an extra 10 years if it requires going the the hell of having to work out?

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would've been a short workout. Bears can run 56 km/hr. Humans...only 10-13 km/hr.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do have dreams where I'm running and think damn I'm doing so well only to wake up.

    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if Cocaine Bear is chasing you

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    It's ame Mario
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same question....I didn't ask what was inside....

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    Peppermallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which city is the big Durian, I wonder

    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think how avocado is so close to the Italian word for lawyer, thus both synonyms for 'slimy'.

    Lavi Berko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now look up the origin of the word avocado >:]

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the description of LA being what everyone gets the first time they play Sim City

    BravePanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this to stick. Magnets, postcards, tshirts. I 🥑 LA merch.

    JP Purves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard LA called the big orange.

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my single a** giving marriage advice to my friend

    Erica Knapp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't either and mama needs to stop talking smack to her child (or be somewhere she can't be overheard). Poor guy.

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    Rocco MZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was very nice of Rihanna to let those boys play football before and after her concert.

    Magnifico Giganticus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny because I skip the halftime c**p.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago when I lived in a flat, I got a cold call from someone selling conservatories. After her spiel she asked if I was interested in buying one. I said I would if they could fit it to a 3rd floor flat. We both had a giggle at that.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh a side note...solar paneling is so expensive here in the Caribbean.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live brie cheese is actually becoming cheaper than normal cheese

    RajunCajun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lidl has a good price on Brie.

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you can get Brie cheese for cheaper than you can from Whole Foods

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    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …Trader Joe’s opened in 1967

    JESUSLOVESYOU
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats why the cashier questioned it most likely

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, that must have been a long check out line.

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    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take Fountain, it's faster. ;)

    Daune Tullina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment reminded me of SNL's skit 'The Californians'

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you want to be eaten without saying that you want to be eaten

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    YourSecretSanta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: I don't care if you don't give me gifts on my birthday, just show up to my party if it's possible and let's have a good time!

    BravePanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. 21 miles during evening rush hour in LA, I'll agree.

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    21 miles from the west side. You know they love you if they'll cross the 405 for you.

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    JESUSLOVESYOU
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time i forgot a to get a present for my friend and so i said that me being there was a good enough present

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate classes where they keep calling on people to answer questions. I just finished a whole work day to come home, rush dinner and login to class...leave me be.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you heard Charles Boyle from b99

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will it meant I can very much be the first person; I was raised to be punctual, but not *that* punctual!

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who fills up before a flight?

    Vermontah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty of a small town with a major airport - TSA wait time 15 minutes

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my ex's, I prefer every single possible issue to remain unresolved in their minds.

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it’s a weird car?

    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my town and I'm in NorCal

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    Daman dan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel the sass in their voice just by reading this

    Mikie Hay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something you'd hear in Southwest Airlines, excpet the announcer would use the term "emotional baggage," not "emotional damage."

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Optimist vs Pessimist!

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    Sydney Rice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband visited a psychic once. She told him about his past lives. They all ended with him being eaten by animals or elephants trampling him. I believe he fell into a tiger pit once. Hopefully he gets it right this life.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what I was in my past life. Probably an ant or something.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that was your therapist, and what she said was that you've spent your entire life building castles in the air.

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    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im not sure about emotional but any crystal will work with physical

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you inflict enough pain when you were together?

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say just about any crystal with a sharp edge will work . . . Oh right you said emotional so um the green one maybe?

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no occasion that isn't a wine or cake occasion.

    Cerridwn d'Wyse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's coffee and chocolate and cheese I am jn

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    Vermontah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't forget the diarrhea med

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diarrhea med is both readily and understandably available in Pennsylvannia.

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My immaturity couldn't resist laughing at nut cheese 😂

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    Confused Deer🦌
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like HR people know how to party

    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tune in just for that!

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Little Foot. He needs a hug. And a new Mom.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gin. Now. ALL THE GIN.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not nepotism but probably some generational wealth or safety net.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people owe their crowns to nepotism - but no dentistry is involved.

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol reduces your inhibitions so folks tend to get honest and personal about life, the universe and everything!

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    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna remember this. I work in a dive bar. We have white and red. That's it. One time this girl asked if we had any bubbly (champagne) and her friend said "dude, look around, no, they don't!" 🤣

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    Daria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my income could support such lifestyle... at least for a few months.

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not in Silver Lake, those are the runaways in Hollywood.

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    Luke T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...if there's a market for it? Shoot your shot I guess.

    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's actually a thing?!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every bang I've ever gotten has been ok. Occasionally even better.

    Lori Sandoval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to make sure we are on the same page, if you're from the UK, "bang" in the US is "fringe" in the UK.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a blanket that I save for Dec-Feb...I get so excited when I can use it because it's cold.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got therapy on Tuesday so...keep Monday evening free lol

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daylight savings. Jet lag without the free peanuts.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free? Surprised they're not charging for them yet.

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m the exact opposite: that lost hour hits me hard every year!!

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    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a mask over your mouth chakra, just in case.

    James016
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My a**e chakra is telling me I need to go to the toilet

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    AlexJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, My religion is Walter Mercado"

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    B.Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We usually only have a month or two where it might rain and the rest of the year is sunny. This year it has been raining nonstop. It even snowed in the mountains above LA.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more signs of really healthy relationships...

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    Jessi Lovely
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prison in one of the Nordic countries is my retirement plan. Sweet crib with an excuse to not visit anyone? Yes please

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! This is why the neurodivergent me long to go back to boarding school!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people whom I would enjoy taking to the airport. Most of them live in my neighborhood. In one case they even lived in my house.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pitch in for a one way ticket?

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    Lisa H
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in the Bay Area are obsessed with cynicism and climate change.

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two places that don't seem ideal for me.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, Jennifer Slowpez, get the hell of the road!" - Linda Belcher.

    Iamhuman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the Belchers/Bob's Burgers, I upvote.

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    Lori Sandoval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, if you get hit by an expensive car in LA, you might be in the money!

    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 "Walking in LA? Walking in LA! Nobody walks in LA." 🎶

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    Chris Miller
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go back. We need to quarantine Florida Man. 🤣

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Each state alrady has more than enough locally grown Florida Men.

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if you need a permit for that...

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    Kori
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a country with free healthcare and therapy is paid for by my health insurance. Does this mean I‘ll never grow up? :‘(

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    Unnamed Hooman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: I personally would prefer to split checks. I am a woman btw. It would be nice if someone else paid, but I was the one who ate my food, so I should pay for it 🤷‍♀️ that’s just me though

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaa! Love it!

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    Vermontah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to take that up with Mother Nature and she seems quire pissed off lately

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    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So close, and I think someone needs new tires

    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as your car stays properly hydrated.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You die of dysentery halfway there?

    A C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mayhe not a respectful thing to say in a causal sarcastic sort of way!!!

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banks would tell you that not buying those would help you become a billionaire.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the BP censor obliterates meaning, what's the point of posting this at all?

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    Lori Sandoval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. The Pacific Coast Highway fronts some views that rival or surpass the Amalfi Coast. That is, when it hasn't been washed away by a landslide or is blocked by boulders.

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