ADVERTISEMENT

Access to the internet has changed our lives forever. Everyone has a computer or a phone where we can surf the net to look for advice, go shopping, and even find a date.

Well, Mark Parisi, author of the award-winning comic Off the Mark, has added a twist to our online addiction by imagining what animals, vampires, or even objects from parallel universes would look up on the internet. Spoiler, the results are hilarious!

So, without further ado, we invite you to learn what a cat or a vampire would use the internet for by scrolling down below. And if you are interested in other works by Mark, we have shared plenty of his one-panel comics previously.

More info: Instagram | Facebook | patreon.com | offthemark.com

#1

This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

mark_parisi_otm Report

Ylcchoug Choug
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, but not funny sometimes. Had gone thru sites like that and I'm 70 : (

zoey Shelton
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well probably born the first time

Bored Panda reached out to Mark to catch up with the artist.

As a creator whose first comic was published back in 1987, he definitely stuck with his craft. Therefore, we were curious if the artist would call comics his calling. Mark responded: “If there's such thing as a "calling" then I consider cartooning my calling. I wanted to make cartoons from an early age. I didn't just want to draw, I wanted to be funny. It seemed like the best job ever. And I'm not sure I have the skills for anything else.”

RELATED:
    #3

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geppetto has some explaining to do

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geppetto is still dealing with the splinters.

    PathOfLeastResista
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to "morning wood"

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like AncesTREE

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT

    Mark creates all sorts of popular comics with a fun twist. One really hilarious idea of Mark’s was to imagine what horror movies for animals and things would be like. This time, we collected a series where animals, vampires, and other characters interact and conduct research on the internet. We asked Mark to share how he came up with this idea.

    “Technology is always growing and changing and that's helpful when you constantly need cartoon ideas. The inspiration is never-ending. Combining the motivations of cats, dogs, penguins, monsters, etc. with advances in technology often leads down unexpected avenues” wrote Mark.

    #4

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Chihuahua will make more noise than a Doberman any day of the week!

    Wes Ouzts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is because the Doberman is trying to lure them inside for a midnight snack!

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom don't answer the phone!!! Hurry hurry hurry. Edit: Oh that's a dog 🙃

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loading,...,Loading...,Loading...

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds: "I wonder how long we can fool it with the fake backgrounds."

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the joy of birdwatching when you are a kitty. My girl loves to spend hours on the porch, on her cat tree, watching all the birds checking out our feeders. The perfect kitty tv, while the birds remain safe beyond the screen.

    Neuropotathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Staring and saying "kke-ke-ke-ke-kekk"

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Zoom could've been a PHONE-CAW!

    ADVERTISEMENT

    We noticed that Mark's cartoons have a wide appeal across different age groups. We were wondering how the artist ensures that his humor resonates with both younger and older audiences.

    “When I noticed my following was across age groups, it made me happy. I don't want my humor to just appeal to my generation. I'm sure it helps to draw cute characters in relatable (and sometimes edgy) situations, but I think if you do funny right, then funny is funny. If I want to go darker or racier, I'll post those ideas on my Patreon page” explained Mark.

    #6

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Cole Loyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i clicked it and i didn't get my biscuits no I'm sad

    #7

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän 👍

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rindleischettikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz - yes, that was a real German law until recently.

    Load More Replies...
    Mia Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 Op Platt (Plattdeutsch): Isenbahnboomupundaldreher - Eisenbahnbaumhochundrunterdreher = Schrankenwärter :-)

    robin miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strassenbahnhaltestelle, Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung, oder Schwerer Panzerkampfwagen Abteilung . . .

    Khloe Morton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manchmal ist es scheiße, deutsch zu sein, lol

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😄 google chose to mistranslate the only word I recognised!

    Load More Replies...
    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you say that in German?

    View more comments

    And lastly, Mark added: "I think we're in a golden age of cartooning. The internet is the great equalizer and there are many brilliant cartoonists out there who might not have had an outlet otherwise. I've been cartooning for a while and you'd think I'd be burnt out but I find it all so inspiring.”

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #8

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always such a pain!

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm constantly getting cabbage substituted for iceberg lettuce - I hate BCT's!

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disappointing... even devastating

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Drac. Some days you don't wanna leave your coffin.🧛

    #9

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    That One Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this isn't a bad idea

    Ivanokt Van
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will probably forget them, but... better safe than sorry!

    Load More Replies...
    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat sat on my keyboard earlier. It took longer than I'll admit to reduce the 400% zoom.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would probably destroy the whole thing by laying down to sleep

    Chris Weaver
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old Feline Randomization Algorithm.

    Arrien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the hard part....Trying to remember it when not on your own computer......lol

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the cartoon Freakazoid, the main characters cat unlocked a code

    View more comments
    #10

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    The Mediterranean Fruit
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't a wooden stake through the heart kill anyone?

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this anti vampire, or twilight fanfic?

    #11

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to see the King

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a little Tetris before work

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #12

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to call a cat! https://youtu.be/KZLBNrRa0hQ?t=74

    Cats are cute🇵🇸
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you tease a cat, they will automatically not trust you

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This or opening the front door. Works every time.

    #13

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long they have an interest in them? Cardboard box = infinite amount!

    Cats are cute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any toy when I’m trying to sleep = infinite amount

    #14

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are very flexible. We can shove our butts and our heads in your faces at the same time.

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rotating in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh if only us humans could be as flexible as cats. It must be fun to be able to comfortably twist up like a pretzel.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can. Just need help to get out of it these days

    Load More Replies...
    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat curls up in a ball, like a little fur donut, lol.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #16

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    robecca leyden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm probably not a good idea to open the litterbox.

    #17

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freevee wouldn't be so bad if they would just stop with the same commercial over and over and over

    Maranatha Schraag
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #18

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side question: If a vampire cop is serving a warrant, is the invitation from the judge enough for the vampire cop to enter the home, or do they still need permission from someone in residence?

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a vampire bat comes to your house, you need the SWAT team.

    Load More Replies...
    #19

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much a Champagne and more of a Sparkletini.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We love you anyway 🥂

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #20

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    #21

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

    Epsilon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error 404: Sanity Not Found

    Irene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its going to be loading till the end of time

    #22

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Leviathan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can tell its an old picture since there's a lil blue bird of happiness and not a huge X of darkness

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just round it up to 4 .. 😅

    #23

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    the harbinger of doom (she/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun fact: its not the mirror that causes the lack of reflection for a vampire, but the silver that was in the mirror. mirrors nowadays are made with aluminum.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this. As far as I know wampires cannot be seen in mirrors, but there is nor mirror here, that I can see.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this would be great

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #27

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #28

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Leviathan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever lose a hand... I WILL DO THIS JOKE!

    The Mediterranean Fruit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I remember reading this one in the paper!

    #29

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    PathOfLeastResista
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll look better after they spruce themselves up.

    Darth Continent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rooting for him to branch out and get some wood.

    The Rouge Beast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a nice Italian man who wants a real boy. You might like him.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom right looks like a fun date though!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #32

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    things to regret as a human, taco bell..?

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always, I actually like it every year or two :-)

    Load More Replies...
    #33

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    #34

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Book Nerd (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what I’m thinking is that the word “hum” is in hummingbird. So hummingbirds would most likely just hum. This hummingbird wants to know the lyrics to the song, so is he really a hummingbird anymore? That’s my understanding.

    Load More Replies...
    #35

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Why?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning over a new leaf!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #37

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    #38

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    The Rouge Beast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think a pirate's favorite letter is R but the C be his first love.

    BluKatTheBlueCat (BluKat)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me thinking of the fnaf theme immediately while reading the crossword

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not me thinking of the Game of Thrones author

    Load More Replies...
    #39

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clap on. Clap off. Clap on, clap off THE CLAPPER.

    The Mediterranean Fruit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're forgetting the Snapper. Snap on snap off. (like with your fingers) But it never took off because apparently not everyone can snap.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #40

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Lispel- Lotte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they didn't need pants while homeschooling, cause you only can see the upper body on camera. Now the regular school starts and everybody suddenly buys pants.

    Load More Replies...
    #43

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Alan Vannes
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’ll get plenty of support from the vampires…

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #44

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Epsilon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. Time travel: the best way to lose those extra pounds.

    #45

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taskmaster NZ https://youtu.be/kWa0kZg40z8?t=2050

    #47

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't think too hard about that if I were you Mayfly x

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #49

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing an exposed navel only works for some.

    #50

    This Artist Used "Internet Searches" As The Theme For His Fun Single-Panel Comics (50 Pics)

    mark_parisi_otm Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda