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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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#1
Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
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Funny Comebacks
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Never Mess With The Sister
P.BruxFHell 10 years ago
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
#5
Know Your Quotes
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Job Opportunities
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Foodie Burns
#16
Browser History
#17
Savage Roast
#18
Orange You Glad
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Missing Something?
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Savage Burn
#22
Funny Comeback
ElliotLord 10 years ago
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
#23
Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
#24
Worthy Sacrifice
#25
Savage Roasts
NicolasGeorge 10 years ago
I'm sorry but really, mind you These are only the musings of a semi-literate ape here. Albeit one with a 4.3 GPA. Yes, I am still in high school, and I believe that if you are implying that all men are semi-literate apes then you would much better off looking at the great minds of history. Albert Einstein, Tsun Zsu( probably incorrect spelling), Sigmund Freud, etc; and if you are going to attempt to use the "That's because women were oppressed by men back then!", card then I will direct yor attention to Stephen Hawking, Kim Ung Yong, myself, and many more Male-Apes of above average IQ's. Aldo to say that I lack social skills is not going to work because I can tell you I don't use any social media outlet. I prefer to instead use something called my mouth and ears. When used the right way, the latter more than the former, these get almost any person ten times the amount of true friends then there will ever be in your fantasy world called facebook.
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Golden Boy 5 years ago
And this is why my female friends practice knife throwing in their spare time.
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Lydia Interiano Dalton 6 years ago (edited)
or beat the c**p out of him with it. also BudBudderson stfu, get up off the f*****g couch make your own f*****g sandwich. actually dont, u probably need to go on a jog or some s**t, bc if you're too lazy to make yourself a sandwich then you should be worried about when you're gonna see your feet again not a sandwich. no shame to overweight people i just dont like sexist people.
Jesus Christ 4 years ago
this post was well made 6 years ago, i thought i was the only one here
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WhiteFox 8 years ago
and then ill make u eat it and stuff ur face into it until u suffocate and die
BOT-Windbound 5 years ago
"He's sexist and i'm trying to be witty?" i'm sorry but your romance train has probably run out of tickets
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Heart Breaking Comeback
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Savage Roast
#31
Bad Burn
#32
Funny Comeback
LockieScott 10 years ago
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
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Savage Roast
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Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
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Bailey MORGAN 9 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 1 year ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 1 year ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 7 years ago
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3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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MichaelTeofilov 10 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 10 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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Bailey MORGAN 9 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 1 year ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 1 year ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 7 years ago
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... MichaelTeofilov 10 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 10 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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